First Arrival Territory: Other meanings of 52.wang

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The girl was a salesman in the business hall, and as soon as she spoke, Bowen immediately became energetic and said, "Oh, that's great, so I'll have to look for it when I go back, and if I can sell it, I'll treat you to a big meal, and I have to thank you for the information you provided me." ”

Obviously, Bowen is on the mode of pretending to be a bubble girl, Wang Bo wanted to say let's hurry up and look at the phone card, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Bowen quietly pushed him behind him: the wingman went to the side, and the next was the home field of the fighter.

Wang Bo smiled and stood behind silently: You can do it, you can go up, I will watch you quietly pick up girls.

New Zealand's major telecommunications companies are Vofond, 2degrees and Telecom, all of which offer different models of SIM cards, with the default card being Apple's small card, and it is clear that the company has swept the New Zealand market.

Wang Bo was surprised to find that the three major operators of China Mobile, Unicom and Telecom also have business here, which made him very interested, so he asked Julia: "Madam, I am Chinese, is it more appropriate to apply for a mobile phone card of a Chinese operator?" ”

Although Julia and Bowen didn't talk for a long time, Bowen's broken mouth had already told them all about their situation, so she basically understood Wang Bo's situation.

After listening to the inquiry, she shook her head with a smile and said, "I don't want you to do this, sir, the operator in your country is actually for business travelers, and the charges are relatively expensive." In addition, their signal may not be able to cover the position of the sunset, I will build yì you look at the business of Wo Feng Dajia, their signal is the best in the South Island. ”

Wofonda is the largest telecom operator in New Zealand, and the 3G signal covers the sea, and the sun does not set on the collar may not have a 4G signal, but the 3G signal is no problem.

Wang Bo listened to Julia's recommendation and prepared to apply for Wofoda's mobile phone card, and Charlie also built his mobile phone card in the same way.

Julia left to prepare the introduction sheet of Vofonda, Bowen quietly pulled Wang Bo and said in a sly voice: "Hey, brother, can you call me big-pecker when you call me later?" ”

"What?!" Wang Bo was shocked, he thought he had heard it wrong, and deliberately repeated the question. Because according to his understanding, pecker means bird's beak, but in English culture, it is listed separately, that is, the meaning of male genitalia, and the more vulgar translation of big-pecker is big-chicken scar......

"Quietly, yes, that's it, call me big-pecker, okay? As long as you call me that, I swear I'll be crooked tonight. Bowen laughed.

"Don't think!" Lao Wang said categorically, "Without compassion, you are not human; No shame, no human being; The heart of resignation, non-human, non-human, non-human, understand? ”

"I don't understand." The cowboy shook his head in confusion.

"It means that a person like you who has no shame is not a human being in the eyes of our ancestors!" Lao Wang's face was distressed.

The cowboy didn't care if it was a human or not, he just wanted to create a human, so he said expectantly: "Don't, king, help me, help me fly!" ”

Lao Wang wanted to kick this guy up with one kick, he said: "Dream, I will never do such a **** thing!" ”

Bowen motioned for him to lower his voice and said weakly: "OK, OK, if you don't want to, forget it, why are you so angry?" ”

Julia returned with a swaying demeanor and asked with a smile, "What's the matter, who is angry?" ”

Bowen was afraid of being embarrassed, so he hurriedly said, "No, my buddy and I are joking." Okay, now let's get a mobile phone card. ”

Julia smiled, "No problem, the two most popular businesses of Vofonda are Gold 19 and Platinum 40. Among them, Gold 19 refers to a monthly pre-storage fee of 19 yuan, including 500MB of data and 100 minutes of calls. Platinum 40 is a pre-deposit of 40 yuan, including 1GB of data, of which 40 New Zealand dollars are deposited into the account as a deposit, and the call fee will be deducted from the 40 New Zealand dollars, and the excess will be left to the next month. ”

These two businesses are really good, especially platinum 40, which is too affordable for people who have more Internet access and fewer calls, as long as they don't make many calls, 40 yuan can be used for a year.

But not for him, he mainly makes phone calls, especially internationally.

Listening to his needs, Julia took out a promotional color page and said: "That is the president's 299 business, paying 299 yuan per month, free local calls, 299 minutes of international long-distance time, and 10G traffic per month." Plus, if you're willing to deposit for 10 months, we'll give you the latest iPhone for an extra $1. ”

Wang Bo thought about it, although the 299 business is expensive, it is the most suitable for him, and he also gives a new Apple mobile phone, which is close to 2,000 New Zealand dollars in New Zealand.

Thinking like this, he confirmed the business and began to fill out the purchase form and the warranty letter, Bowen kept smiling at Julia and secretly sent Qiu Bo by the way, he accidentally looked down at the list signed by Wang Bo and suddenly became angry, and shouted: "Wang, what do you mean?!" ”

Wang Bo was taken aback by him and asked, "Why are you making a fuss?" ”

Bowen looked sad and angry at being deceived, pointed to the place where his name was filled, and gritted his teeth and said, "What do you mean by writing this?" W is still capitalized? Is it emphasized? ”

Wang Bo looked at it, he filled in the pinyin of his surname, wang, there is no problem, so he said inexplicably: "What's wrong?" That's my name. ”

Bowen looked at him suspiciously and said, "Your surname, is it a genital?" ”

"Fake-squid, what do you mean?! You insulted not only me, but my family?! The old king was furious.

Bowen glanced at Julia, then pulled him away and whispered an explanation.

In English, there are many names for genitals, just like Ding Ding, chicken-chicken, hammer, and so on in Chinese. And it just so happens that the word wang is one of them, it is derived from the word whang, but some letters in spoken English are not pronounced, and the h of the word is not pronounced after a long time, and it will not be written when writing, so in American slang, wang has a special meaning.

After listening to this explanation, Wang Bo looked dumbfounded, he never knew that he was surnamed **, and the most terrifying thing is that there are tens of millions of people in China with this surname......

"And you also capitalized W, which is the meaning of the word, which is more straightforward than my big-pecker." Bowen has an expression that you are awesome, why can't you go to heaven.

"Then how am I going to sign in the future?" Lao Wang was unprecedentedly nervous.

He has a hunch that he is going to be sad, wang has a special meaning, and Bo and 'Bo' are homophones, so the two are connected together, it is really invincible!

Charlie saw that he really didn't know about it, so he looked at him sympathetically, and then laughed unscrupulously, and while laughing, he took out his phone, and actually wanted to tweet something.

"If you dare to step on a horse, you will die if you make a joke!" Wang Bo snatched the phone and then glared angrily.

Charlie raised his hand and smiled: "Haha, okay, okay, haha, it's so funny, I haven't thought about it before, it turns out that your surname is spelled like this......" Mobile phone users please visit wènhttp://mnet

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