A family of three looked at him with mentally handicapped eyes. It's hard to imagine www.biquge.info pen fun pavilion that someone in our family has lowered the IQ of the whole family!

Du Xiaoxi couldn't help but say: "The dish is coming soon, the duck you like to eat is coming, if you don't sit down and wait, you won't have your share!" ”

Is it fun to scare a child?

Xiao Fanfang pouted and sat back in place, and soon the shopkeeper brought a few people to pass the food.

The roast duck in Defu Building is as delicious as ever, and Du Xiaoxi feels that the taste is not bad with the Peking duck that her second sister took her to eat.

Kyoto is also a great delicacy!

Liu Yao carefully picked fish bones for the three big and small cats at home, and Du Xiaoxi did not forget to pick up vegetables, father and son.

A warm and full dining picture of a family of four.

"Poof!"

A bolt from the blue! The four of them ate fragrantly, and an object flew in directly from the window and fell into the soup bowl, and the four of them were splashed with yellow croaker soup.

"Ah!!h Xiao Prosperity screamed at the top of his throat and looked at his parents blankly. At a young age, he encountered this kind of magical accident for the first time.

Liu Yao, Du Xiaoxi and Fanxing calmly took out their handkerchiefs and began to wipe their faces, and the faces of the same three people were extremely dark.

It's a zoo!

Hearing Xiao Prosperity's screams, Xiao Er, who was in charge of adding tea and pouring water, hurried over.

Then the shopkeeper, who had seen the wind and waves, was horrified to find that the soup was splashing on the table, and the man and the older boy who looked like the head of the family were dark, and the woman was standing next to the younger boy to wipe the soup on his face.

The shopkeeper followed the little boy's line of sight and saw that there was a big bowl of soup on the table, an embroidered shoe!

An embroidered shoe! What the hell is this!

The shopkeeper had a brain teaser, could it be the legendary overlord meal, thinking that the shopkeeper couldn't help but look at the embroidered shoes under Du Xiaoxi's skirt.

This family also knelt down in order to eat the overlord meal!

At most, others put some hair, hay, rotten vegetables, and leaves, and the sky is full of iron nails, bed bugs, dead mice, etc., do you really treat us as mentally retarded when you throw a bowl-sized embroidered shoes?

Liu Yao saw that the shopkeeper's eyes looked at Du Xiaoxi's feet, and immediately said angrily: "Where are you looking!" ”

The shopkeeper was startled by Liu Yao's cold voice before he reacted and stumbled and asked, "Guest, guest officer, what's wrong?" After speaking, he couldn't help but sweep his eyes to the embroidered shoes decorated with beads in the soup bowl.

Liu Yao then let go of the air conditioner, "We ate well, what's the matter with a shoe suddenly flying in from outside this window?" ”

"Huh?" The shopkeeper was confused.

Fly in an embroidered shoe? For Maodian, Xiao Er felt that he couldn't understand the world in the blink of an eye.

The shopkeeper trembled and pointed to the shoes in the soup bowl and confirmed: "Did the guest officer say that the shoes flew in from outside the window?" ”

After getting the acquiescence of a family of four, the shopkeeper immediately said: "Wait a minute, I'm going to report to the shopkeeper!" "It's the first time in the world, I've never heard of such a thing!

Which one of them did it!

As soon as the shopkeeper left, the four of them tacitly stood by the window to see what was happening outside.

I saw several gorgeous carriages parked in the middle of the road, and next to the carriage, a powerful woman with a whip chased a man holding something, playing a game of you throwing the whip and I dodging. The man's screams soared into the sky!

It's hairy! Domestic violence? Women's singles?

Du Xiaoxi squinted his eyes and looked at a carriage parked not far away, and said to Liu Yao: "Xianggong, do you see if it is the carriage of the senior brother's family?" ”

Liu Yao followed, and was about to answer that Fanxing had confirmed, "It's the carriage of the British Palace!" "Fanxing is the companion of the prince of the British Prince's Mansion, so he naturally recognizes his family's chariots and horses.

Du Xiaoxi was about to see what was going on, and the shopkeeper who got the news had already hurried over.

What happened at the door, the shopkeeper naturally got the news early, and at this moment he couldn't help wiping his sweat when he saw the embroidered shoes in the soup bowl on the table.

Longevity! It's not a woman after all!

If you don't agree with each other, you will start fighting, and you will fight if you fight, and you will even throw people with shoes. The key is that you can throw it away, why throw it in my store! It's really a lie gun for no reason!

The most helpless and heart-wrenching thing is: he can't be provoked!

"I'm sorry about this! I was so sorry that I just wanted to let guests see the scenery outside, but I really didn't expect this to happen. I beg your pardon, but you are free of charge today, and we apologize for taking away the signature dishes for you......"

The shopkeeper of Telford House chattered and apologized.

Suddenly, the happy little prosperity who was looking at the window exclaimed, "There is a knife!" Fanxing, who was watching his brother by the side, also exclaimed, "Hurry up and save people!" ”。

Du Xiaoxi and Liu Yao threw down the verbose egg shopkeeper and rushed to the window.

……

A few days later is the birthday of the mother, and Shang Kangjia listened to the words of the next person and insisted on going out to buy a birthday gift for the mother. Shang Kang and Idle were dragged out by his younger brother.

The two went to the most famous jade shop in the city, bought a set of the most beautiful ruby jewelry in the store, and then brought a safety buckle for their father and brother and planned to go home.

The two of them had a smooth journey, but they didn't expect to meet their princess and aunt halfway through, and the aunt, who has always been fierce, is adjusting and teaching horses.

Princess Chang'an is the princess of the first emperor and the successor, and her status is respected, even Emperor Jiayuan has to give her old sister a little respect. As nephews and grandchildren, Shang Jia and his fellow Shang Jiakang naturally couldn't stand up and let their aunt make way for them. So the two of them could only sit in the carriage and wait for their aunt to be refreshed.

The princess of Chang'an is as fierce as ever, and the Chang'an concubine is as aggrieved as ever.

Princess Chang'an took off her shoes with one hand, and chased after the colt to fight, "Second Xu, can you bear it?" Didn't you cry and swear not to gamble! What are you doing today? What a dog thing you have in your arms! Aren't you afraid that the sky will thunder and slash your baby? ”

The horse who was called Xu Lao Er hugged the baby in his arms tightly, and smiled: "Madam, you forgot again, I said in the emergency prescription that thunder and lightning are natural phenomena, as long as we don't provoke them, we won't be struck by lightning!" ”

Xu Juma hugged the baby in his arms tightly and added: "You see that the general does not wear gold and silver, and he will return to the house on a rainy day, so he will definitely not be so unlucky!" ”

"Xu Lao Er told Bengong who called you to gamble today?"

Xu Juma lowered his hand and smiled flatteringly: "Nobody, no one, Your Highness, you see that I won, and I won a lot of silver to buy you a beautiful bracelet belt, so don't pursue it, okay?" ”

"Does this palace care about your two taels of silver? Do you care about your broken bracelet? ”

Quack?

Probably because Xu Juma hugged it too tightly, the red-topped big white goose in his arms quacked.

Princess Chang'an was even more angry when she saw it, and rushed up with her shoes.

"I'll let you fight geese! Let you fight geese! You stupid goose! ”

Xu Juma looked at the embroidered shoes that rushed to the sky, holding the goose and about to hide, his good baby was beaten by his daughter-in-law last time, and ignored him sullenly for several days. This time, you can't say anything and let the baby be beaten!

As a result, the people who loved to watch in Beijing watched Princess Chang'an chase the horse holding the goose with her shoes and circling the carriage.

One lap, two laps, three or four laps, my eyes are so dizzy!

Suddenly, the people's spirits were shocked, their eyes widened, and they all raised their heads and whimpered.

The shoes in the hands of the anxious princess of Chang'an were thrown at Xu Juma, and then Xu Juma was subconsciously beaten back as a secret weapon. That's not the point, the point is: then, then, the shoe was thrown to the second floor opposite.

The onlookers said: We are as silent as chickens and we hear the screams of children.

O iniquity!

Princess Chang'an and Xu Juma were stunned, and they seemed to be scared of children.

The husband and wife froze, you look at me, I look at you, and then they all looked at the window.

After waiting for a long time and not seeing anyone, Princess Chang'an, who felt that she was in trouble, took out the whip on her waist and practiced fiercely at Xu Yuma. Princess Chang'an, who beat people wildly, and Xu Juma, who was beaten, just missed it, and the Liu family of four watched strongly.

The two played happily, and the onlookers also watched happily. Little did he know that danger was brewing little by little.

A few men dressed as ordinary people looked at each other and secretly walked towards the carriage of the British King's Mansion next to them. Today is really the right time, place and people, God has created such a good opportunity for them, but they should cherish it.

Several Assassins didn't notice that the dagger in one of the sleeves was accidentally exposed, just in time to be seen by the little boom and stars upstairs.

"There's a knife!" Little Prosperity screamed.

Fanxing looked at the carriage of the British King's Mansion below and shouted, "Save people!" As he spoke, he threw the teacup in his hand directly at an assassin.

The shouts of the two not only alarmed Liu Yao and Du Xiaoxi, but also made the people below hear it clearly.

The onlookers smelled the danger of intrigue and intrigues, and ran away without looking back.

Princess Chang'an and Xu Juma glanced at each other, and the two looked around together, and saw that the carriage of the British Prince's Mansion had an expression of wanting to faint.

Longevity! I'm idle and have nothing to do, so what's going on!

The two of them did not dare to delay, and rushed towards the carriage of the British Palace, with a few guards standing beside them with their heads hanging down and loading wood. At the same time, the people in the carriage and the Assassin also heard the child's scream, and the Assassin rushed forward with his sword.

Shang Jia and his fellow Shang Jiakang in the carriage were startled and quickly calmed down, and the two brothers tried their best to rummage in the carriage to find something that could be used.

"Kill!"

In order to hide in the crowd, the assassin did not have a long knife in his hand, and quickly got into a fight with several guards with large knives.

There were seven or eight guards, plus the guards around Princess Chang'an, and there were only a dozen people in total, which was not comparable to the nearly 100 assassins who were hiding in the crowd.

Extremely fast, it quickly turned into a one-sided slaughter.

At the same time, Liu Yao and Du Xiaoxi, who were circling upstairs, had already thrown all the plates and bowls on the table at the assassin's head.

Liu Yao had a lot of strength, so he picked up the stool and threw it out.

The assassins at the bottom were going crazy, they weren't afraid of small bowls and plates, but they couldn't throw such a big stool down. It's really going to smash people's heads under gravitational acceleration!

Seeing the effect of Liu Yao's stool, Du Xiaoxi's eyes lit up, and he leaned in front of Liu Yao and said, "Xianggong, shout quickly, tell the people upstairs that the people in the car are the masters of the British Prince's Mansion, and let them use the table and stool to smash those assassins!" ”

Liu Yao understood, and immediately shouted loudly: "It's the master of the British King's Mansion in the car, please help everyone upstairs to save people!" Smash those assassins with a stool, if the people in the palace can be saved, the British palace will definitely be grateful, and it is not a problem to add officials to the knighthood! Throw things! Save people! ”

(To be continued.) )