"Dead fatty, there is a matter, I don't know if I should talk about it or not......"

In the afternoon, the fat man went to the shop to buy a carton of firecrackers and straw paper incense candles, and prepared to go up the mountain to pay tribute to his ancestors. The second egg looked constipated, scratching his head and following out. The fat man is angry and funny, are you going to sing?

Big Scar walked a few more steps carrying the cardboard box, and then Erdan showed a cheap smile, "This is your bodyguard?" It looks like it repels evil spirits! Are you walking on the streets of Canghai, and it's not very safe? ”

You look like you're also very good at warding off evil spirits. The fat man turned his head and left, but the second egg chased after him again, "Why don't you wait for you to come back from the grave, in fact, I'm afraid that you will waste money......"

"Say!" The fat man really tickled the second egg, how could this guy be incoherent and waste money on the grave?

"That's what you told me to say, huh? If it weren't for watching the widow and sister-in-law take a bath, ...... "Erdan shrank back, gritted his teeth a little, and finally made up his mind.

The fat man just stared at the second egg with a smile, this affection is really not shallow.

The second egg sneakily looked left and right, and still came to the fat man, and was about to go to the fat man's ear, but was ruthlessly pushed away by the fat man.

"It's your father's business—your father died when he was twelve!" Erdan's solemn face revealed a cruel historical fact in an attitude of being highly responsible to the party and the people.

Your father is twelve...... Is this human talk?

You're a monkey sent to tease, aren't you?

The fat man couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the second egg and threw it to the ground. Of course, the second egg refused to give in, and the two of them actually fought on the street. In the end, the fat man was tall and big, slightly better, and the second egg was crushed to the ground by the fat man. But the battle was far from over, and the two men rolled and tumbled on the dirt floor. Sometimes this one rides on the waist of the other, and sometimes that one strangles the neck of this one...... It's life and death, it's hard to solve!

Damn, is this really a wise and martial boss?

Big Scar was about to come forward to savior, but then his mouth was wide open, and finally he closed his eyes with difficulty - this is the Chinese pastoral dog biting the Chinese pastoral dog, right? Emma, a mouthful of hair!

Well, I was wrong. It's not two dogs fighting, it's two pigs fighting—two mountains of meat, dusty......

Left in our hometown, two shrews are better than you in the fight against each other?

However, the boss is the boss after all!

The fat man finally suppressed the second egg, and Fu Fu took out a fist and viciously slammed the second egg. Erdan screamed in horror, "Brother, brother! Don't slap your face, don't slap your face, it's the New Year tomorrow! ”

Don't talk about calling brother, you can't call dad! Don't slap in the face? I have to cripple your dog face today......

The fat man sat firmly on the waist of the second egg, and turned back to his huge ass to slap the palm of the gods.

"Ahh

The second egg screamed like a pig. The fat man doesn't care about it, palm after palm - Lao Tzu wants you to spend the New Year on your stomach today!

"Alas! It's all too big to fight, get out of here! The sound of killing pigs alarmed Erdanniang, and she ran out with two oily hands.

The fat man sneered, seized the time and slapped again, and then stood up and made a gesture to help Erdanniang, "Auntie, it's going to be the New Year!" Hehe, I'll educate him for your old education, so that this bastard won't let you worry about it! ”

"Emma, familiar taste!" The second egg also quickly got up, rubbed his ass and grinned, sizzling - Ya is really ruthless! I didn't spare any hands......

"Earth monkey, it's twenty-one for the New Year, and you're still fighting!" The second Danniang poked the fat man's finger fiercely. The fat man rubbed his wound and giggled.

Erdanniang originally wanted to pat the soil for the fat man, but she had to give up when she saw that her hands were full of oil, and glared at the fat man again, "If there is anything missing at home, come and get it!" ”

"Oops!" The fat man nodded and sent the second fat lady back to the palace.

The big scar's mouth was opened and he forgot to close it, and when he saw the boss's gaze sweeping over, he quickly stood with his eyes and nose and mouth in danger - the brother actually didn't see anything......

Your dad died when he was twelve, and the joke wasn't funny at all.

Your mother died before you were born, and the effect is the same as above.

Although Erdan is unreliable, he will not joke about this kind of thing.

The fat man crouched on the ground against the wall. The second egg also twisted his ass and followed, squatting down with difficulty, side by side with the fat man.

After being silent for a while, Erdan took out a bag of Yuxi from his pocket and gave it to the fat man. Big Scar was quick with his hands and feet, and quickly took out a lighter and came over to light a cigarette. Erdan took a deep breath, squinted and enjoyed it, stuffed the cigarette case to Big Scar, and said proudly, "Take it and smoke!" ”

"Hey, thank you, Brother Dan!" Big Scarbrow walked away with a smile and lit one himself.

The fat man also took a sip and waited quietly for the second egg to speak. In the past, the two of them didn't steal cigarettes from the store, but the fat man just smoked a fan, and he never became addicted, and he never smoked when he was in the sea.

"What I said is true, and my mother won't let me tell you. But now that we're all grown up, you're crying again, thanks to the panic! Erdan's face was still constipated, and he wanted to laugh but failed, so he hurriedly lowered his head and smoked.

The fat man looked at the second egg so indifferently. Judging from the posture of smoking, this guy has a long ability.

The winter sun goes down early, and there is a lingering glow in the west. The sound of firecrackers could be heard in the distance, and the smell of gunpowder smoke filled the air. The neighbor's children are crying, who is frying the hairtail - the end of the old calendar year is like the end of the year after all......

First test Xu Jizu, the first concubine Xu Wang's tomb, unfilial man Xu Huangli.

The inscription on the tombstone was written twenty years ago, the year the fat man was born.

For example, mourning is to describe a person who is very sad and panicked, just like the death of his father and mother, which is usually derogatory.

At this time, the fat man's mood is like mourning. No, Kao Yan died a long time ago, for many years, even before the fat man was born.

Is this?

In the history of Zangma Mountain, there is a bad habit of yin marriage. That is, a couple of men and women who died young, through guò three media and six certificates, are matched. The wedding was also held in strict accordance with the normal procedures, and it was not until the cave room that it was replaced by a joint burial - it can be regarded as a cave room......

The tomb next to it is, first test Xu Neng, first concubine Xu Zheng's tomb, unfilial man Xu Jizuli. The payment was made eighteen years ago, and this is a monument to the first to die later.

At that time, the fat man was more than two years old, but he had no memory of it at all.

"Boss, are we still burning?"

Big Scar asked with a wince, and the boss was in a sad mood all the time, standing motionless in front of the tombstone. Big Scar has been standing behind the fat man to mourn in silence, and his legs are numb.

The boss seems to be too painful, and he actually forgot all the business?

Well, the sun has gone down and the cemetery is full of shadows. The wind blows, the grass undulates, and the dead trees shake their heads.

Fighting and slashing people, big scars are not afraid, and at this time, I feel a little uncaught......

"Burn, burn!"

The fat man finally regained his senses and crouched down between the two graves. He pulled a stalk from the dead grass and chewed it in his mouth.

Grandpa is not a grandfather, and Daddy is not a father.

At least the mother is still the mother - the name on the tombstone is called Xu Wang - she is the daughter of her grandfather, the sister of her uncle, and the aunt of her cousin.

Moreover, my mother died because of me.

From the second egg's dodgy rhetoric, the fat man knew a lot of things he didn't want to know, and he believed it. The reason for the second egg is really good - I'm afraid that you will waste it, crying blindly......

To put it simply, Xu Wangshi was a pregnant girl, and when she finally died in childbirth, she didn't say who laid the seed.

Well, I have a mother, and I should have seen my mother, if I had opened my eyes earlier......

Two piles of straw paper burned fiercely, and the fat man's face was so hot that even tears were roasted.

Big Scar hurriedly lit the firecrackers, and four or five strings of firecrackers exploded together, and the electric sparks illuminated the fat man's face brightly and darkly.

The eldest has been filial to both parents since he was a child, but he is filial piety. I didn't cry silently, and I fell into tears...... Big Scar was moved in his heart. (To be continued.) )