63: Robbery again!
Could it be that the serpent behind it is gone? Looking back, the snake's head the size of a door panel was hissing and spitting out snake letters.
Feng Xiaolazi's round eyes looked at the shouting man, who was carrying a hoe and standing on the roof of a small flat-roofed building on the second floor, waving to them majestically.
Isn't it...... Is this man blind? Feng Xiaolazy guessed the second possibility. However, if he can see it accurately and shout the words of robbery, he should not be blind. That...... No, this snake is his family! Specially chase and block people here, so that they can rob!
What about this man...... It can't be a zoo director or something! If that's the case, then he must have a lot of powerful animals in his hands!
Thinking of this, Feng Xiaolazy wanted to give all the belongings on his body with both hands.
Just as she took out a piece of chocolate on her left side and a half-eaten apple on her right, the yacht drifted violently, and she ...... The whole face was pressed against the glass.
"My delicate little nose ......," the wind lazy rubbed his nose and wailed.
Lian Hua hurriedly stretched out a hand to help her rub her nose: "Little lazy doesn't hurt!" I'm sorry! Just ......"
"What are you sorry for, and I don't blame you, I didn't sit still."
Boom, there was a loud bang behind it.
The snake is also aggrieved, it chases this one that is more agile than a snake on the water, all kinds of S-shaped and all kinds of sharp turns. It used all the strength of milk, but it didn't catch up!
Just now! This thing stopped! It was afraid of deception and didn't dare to take a mouthful. After waiting for a long time, this thing didn't respond, but the one on top of it jumped and jumped. And it just got its mouth shut...... This thing! Actually! When its tongue first touched the cold deck! It's moving!
Thereupon. It, nibbling a mouthful of muddy water...... But. It's okay, that fresh little food that jumps and jumps. Looks like it's going to fall into its mouth! Open your mouth and sit and wait for the food, ah......
Feng Xiaolazy looked back and saw that the snake had knocked down the small flat roof on the second floor with a fierce head, and the robber was dancing with his hands: "Lie down and lie down!" Death, death, death! Mother! Save me! ”
"......" feelings are not a family, huh? Feng Xiaolazy rubbed his nose and was speechless, so how did he do it? Ignore such a conspicuous and eye-catching snake?
"Xiao Huahua, go, can you save that person?" Feng Xiaolazy originally wanted Lian Hua to directly destroy the snake, but think about Lian Hua's theory of biological equality. So, I changed my request.
"Hmm!" Lian Hua nodded, stretched out his hand, and a ball of white light passed over the snake's head and enveloped the person who was about to fall into the snake's mouth, and then flew over.
Snake waiting for food: "......" put down food! Spare you from dying!
The robber who is already looking back on his past life and praying for the afterlife: "......" just seems to have almost robbed an amazing person?
The yacht is a four-seater. But...... This man is so dirty! Lian Hua thought for a moment, controlled the light group and placed the robber on the tail behind him, leaving only a trace of white light to fix his body.
Then Lian Hua smiled at him and nodded. Well. Xiao Lazy said, to treat human beings equally, to be friendly!
The robber's mood is a little complicated, and he doesn't know if he wants to continue his robbery business......
The serpent was not happy. It's all about to explode! The thing that reached the mouth actually flew! Did it promise? So he slammed and dived under the yacht, intending to flip a snake-topped yacht.
Lian Hua calmly restarted the yacht. The serious escape journey began again.
Feng Xiaolazy raised his hand and said hello to the robber: "Hello, hello Mr. Robber." ”
"Uh......" excuse me. How to say hello to the fat sheep who originally planned to rob, online, etc. A little rushed!
"You're robbing there, is your business good?" Feng Xiaolazy asked again, she was really curious, there is no village here, there is no store behind, and you have to find a place where there are people when you rob!
"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong!" The robber hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm not a professional at this, I originally went out with my mother to hunt and find food." I didn't expect it to rain, and my mom said I was going out to have a look, so I was waiting for my mom there. But from yesterday to now, my mother has not come back. And then I'm hungry again, and that's not what I'll see you. I thought you guys could even drive this thing, and you must have something to eat, so ......."
"Wait, it's a bit informative!" Feng Xiaolazy raised his hand and motioned for her to take a stroke. "You went out hunting with you and Mom?" Hunting with mom? What's the situation?
"Hmm!" The robber was a little embarrassed, "Well, it's not safe in the gathering area, I'd rather put more effort into protecting my mom than let my mom become someone else's target." ”
What should I do if the "......" feels more informative? What the is to be someone else's target! Looking at the age of the robbers, he's not a young! Is it twilight love?
"Well, in fact, I don't really want to rob you, I'm just hungry for two days, and I'm afraid that my mother won't find me when she comes back, so I don't dare to run around. So ......" the robbers are still explaining.
"Huh." Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes at him, "Didn't you just say that you want to protect you, damn?" Why did she go out and take a look by herself in the blink of an eye? Did you eat? ”
"I want to go too, but my mother won't let me!" The robber looked a little embarrassed, his eyes rolling around, "I've listened to my mother since I was a child." ”
"......" Feng Xiaolazy immediately ignored him, "You, your mother asked you to die, why don't you go." ”
"How do you speak! My mom won't let me die! The robber shouted excitedly, a little nervous, "That's my mom has to go, what else can I do?" I said don't go, don't go! She must go! ”
"Shut up!" Feng Xiaolazy is too lazy to listen, this kind of person is the most annoying, and he can't afford any responsibility, "If you speak again, the old lady will throw you down!" ”
The robber paused, glanced at Lian Hua, who didn't speak, and muttered, "What's the big deal, isn't it just a powerful man?" Woman! Hum! ”
"......" Feng Xiaolazy didn't bother to roll his eyes, and was ready to find a random place for him to put down.
"I said brother." The robber began to tease Lian Hua, "Let me tell you, this woman can't be petted!" Should be beaten or still beaten! Look at your brother, you look so handsome, you can still drive this thing, and your strength is so high! Why worry about not having a woman? It is estimated that as long as the brother beckons, the woman can line up from the center of the base to the Huangfu River! ”
"Lianhua!" Feng Xiaolazy didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, "Can you find a place where you can land and throw this humanoid pig brain behind you?" ”
Lian Hua nodded, the lazy ordered, there is no landing site, so one must be created!
With Lianhua's meticulous observation and superhuman eyesight, they soon found a dilapidated building, and the broken furniture could still be seen in the empty windows......
happily threw the robber man who chattered and persuaded Lianhua in various ways, the hero must not be short of breath, the world is so big, why not have a wife, and throw it to the top floor.
Feng Xiaolazy was relaxed. The sky turned blue, the clouds turned white, the grass turned green, the water became clear, and even the giant snake that had been chasing after it became cute.
Until......
"Phew! This mountain is my open! I planted this tree! If you want to live forever! Leave to buy road money! (To be continued.) )