"In the Three Kingdoms era, of course, there is nothing to do with the Han Dynasty! Script, how many times have I said it, one qiē follow the script! Yang Xie was like a director, yelling at Yuan Shao.

Yuan Shao withered, "Immortal Master, disciple understands!" ”

Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty almost jumped up from the dragon chair when he heard this, but Liu Xie didn't dare, so he could only cry out in his heart, "Emperor Gaozu, Liu Xie, the descendant of later generations, is not filial, and he failed to defend the thousands of miles of the Han Dynasty." ”

The next moment, Emperor Han Xian began to hypnotize himself again, "Fortunately, the immortal master is my brother-in-law, and in front of Cao Cao and Liu Bei in front of these courtiers, I am still high, who dares to be rude to me." ”

The plot of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms opened, and Cao Cao stayed in the imperial city, coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes.

The princes from all walks of life, obediently went back to their respective homes, ready to participate in the Three Kingdoms drama of dominating the world.

Liu Bei felt that his role was actually too hard, and he had to continue to take his two sworn brothers and send them to the fence.

And Yuan Shao's son Yuan Xi felt that he was the saddest, and he actually had a husband and wife scene with Zhen Mi, the woman next to Yang Xianshi, who could frighten Yuan Xi half to death.

Cao Cao's son, Cao Pi, was even more frightened than Yuan Xilai. And Cao Cao, as Lao Tzu, is the most frightened person, so one night, Cao Cao directly ordered someone to castrate his son Cao Pi.

When Yuan Shao heard this, he admired Cao Cao's ruthlessness, and then one night, he ordered his son Yuan Xi to be castrated without pollution.

Since then, a generation of Emperor Wei Wen has lost his male style like this!

Regarding this matter, after Yang Xie heard about it later, he was also quite speechless.

As for being so frightened?

Let's talk about Lu Bu, who is in Xuzhou. Lu Bu has been living in the shadow of Yang Xie recently, and the demonic obstacles of the day linger!

But on this day, the magic barrier that made him linger came directly to the door.

Lu Bu knew that his beloved Diao Chan was probably going to leave him from now on. What made Lu Bu even more unwilling was that Diao Chan had never loved him, and so far, he had not even kissed Diao Chan's red lips. A tragic life is nothing more than that.

"Lu Bu, how are you doing? Are you interested in joining the Three Kingdoms Troupe? "Lu Bu's mansion, Yang Xie asked Lu Bu.

Lu Bu forgot to glance at Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, who were standing behind Yang Xie, with a confused expression, and asked, "Immortal Master Yang, this Three Kingdoms Troupe, please forgive Fengxian for not being able to understand!" ”

"Feng Xiao, you explain to Feng Xian!" Yang Xie instructed Guo Jia on the side.

Guo Jia stepped forward and began to explain it like a river, and after Lu Bu heard it, he began to take the script of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and read it.

The more he looked down, the cooler Lu Bu's heart became, "This ...... Immortal Master Yang, Feng Xian's role, why is there so little? ”

"Feng Xian, there are few scenes, which means that you have been reused by the immortal master! If the merit is complete, you will be able to rank in the immortal class! Fengxian, you still don't bow to the great grace of the immortal master! Guo Jia said suddenly.

Lu Bu was aggrieved, and immediately bowed: "Fengxian, thank the Immortal Master for his grace!" ”

"Okay, you all go out, I'm going to talk to the cicada!" Yang Xie glanced at Diao Chan on the side and spoke.

Cao Cao, Yuan Shao and Guo Jia, seeing that Lu Bu was reluctant, finally dragged Lu Bu out of the inner hall.

"Cicadas...... When you leave, you must say goodbye to me. Lu Bu cried out sadly.

Yuan Shao held Lu Bu, "Wen Hou, this matter of men and women can't be forced." Besides, Miss Diao Chan is a woman of an immortal master, a woman who is so worried about an immortal master, let alone being in the immortal class in the future, if you don't go to hell, it is all your warm creation! ”

Lu Bu: "You let go of me, let go of me." My cicada, I don't want to be in the immortal class, even if I go to hell, what's the matter? ”

In fact, after all, Lu Bu was the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, and it was easy to break free from Cao Cao's shackles on him. However, Lu Bu didn't dare. In the end, I still admit it!

"Cicada, can you tell me where you came from?" Yang Xie looked at Diao Chan and said.

Diao Chan looked at Yang Xie, who had not been seen for several months, and now he had become a great Han immortal master, and said softly: "Brother Yang, do you still remember the old immortal of Nanhua?" ”

"Old man Nanhua......" Yang Xie was surprised and asked, "Cicada, old man Nanhua, what does it have to do with you?" ”

"Nanhua Lao Xian once went down to earth and saved my mother! It was also on that day that Nanhua Lao Immortal accepted Zhang Jiao as an apprentice, and also passed on the three volumes of the Taiping Dao Heavenly Master Zhang Jiao! Diao Chan said.

Yang Xie suddenly realized, "I remember!" On that day, I asked the old man Nanhua to take Zhang Jiao as an apprentice, and I did save a woman from a big family! It turns out that Cicada and I have been married for a long time! ”

Diao Chan's cheeks turned red when he heard this, "Brother Yang, Nanhua Old Immortal said that as long as I follow Lu Bu's side, I will meet my destined person." ”

"There is fate, me and my cicadas, of course there is fate!" Yang Xie said, and hugged Diao Chan in his arms.

What is not messy, it's all nonsense!

So everyone should have thought of the next scene.

After a while...... Yang Xie took Diao Chan and left Xuzhou, such a parting scene made Lu Bu a dignified seven-foot man, a generation of fierce generals of the Three Kingdoms, crying rarely, raising his head and saying: "God, my Lu Bu's life is bitter." ”

Lu Bu cried and fainted on the spot, and when he saw a kind of soldier under his command, he could only shake his head and sigh for the lord Lu Bu!

Taihua Mountain!

There is a Taoist temple on the top of the mountain, and the old man of Nanhua is preaching to his disciples, when he suddenly hears the sound of strange beasts in the sky, and then looks up.

Boy! Is it the old way of being dazzled?

The legendary unicorn spirit animal.

But at this moment, a voice came from the sky, which immediately made Nanhua Old Immortal's excited hands tremble, "It's Shangxian...... It's the immortals who have descended to earth. ”

Immediately, Nanhua Old Immortal led a group of disciples, and they all stepped forward to bow and said: "Disciple Nanhua Daoren, welcome the immortals!" ”

Greetings to the Immortals!

Yang Xie hugged Diao Chan and fell in the air, "Old man Nanhua, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, how is your health?" ”

"Thanks to the care of the immortals, Nanhua is grateful! Shangxian, the years have passed in a hurry, and Shangxian is still the same, just like back then. Nanhua Lao Xian said with an enthusiastic face.

"Alright, alright! Don't say it's useless! Nanhua old man, Diao Chan can meet this god, you are indispensable! Say, let this god give thee, how will thou reward thee? Yang Xie said.

Nanhua Old Immortal immediately bowed, "Shangxian Mingjian, the disciple is dedicated to the Tao, looking for immortality for a long time!" ”

"Your request is not too much! This god can be satisfied with you! However, this immortal life still needs to be cultivated by himself! This god has the way of Jindan, are you willing to learn? Yang Xie said.

"The disciple is willing!" The old immortal of Nanhua immediately bowed again.

"Hmm......" Yang Xie hummed lightly, and then waved a touch of golden light in his hand, the golden light did not enter the eyebrows of Nanhua Old Immortal, and the next moment, Nanhua Old Immortal was so excited that he almost danced with his hands, "Disciple, thank you for the Immortal's teachings!" ”

Then, Yang Xie looked at a middle-aged Taoist priest in a cyan robe behind Nanhua Old Immortal and asked, "Are you Zhang Jiao?" ”

Zhang Jiao said excitedly: "Disciple Zhang Jiao, bow to the patriarch!" ”

"Well, Zhang Jiao, back then, the god asked Nanhua to take you as an apprentice and let you cast spells to save people from fire and water, but you are good, and directly developed a Yellow Turban Army against the imperial court, are you guilty?" Yang Xie said angrily.

Zhang Jiao was terrified, "The disciple is guilty!" I hope the patriarch forgives his sins! ”

Nanhua Old Immortal followed and said: "Shangxian, it's okay for the disciples to teach, and please punish Zhang Jiao lightly!" In fact, Zhang Jiaoguang cast a spell to save people and founded the Taiping Dao with the original intention of being good, but the disciples under the sect, through the teachings of the Taiping Dao, bewitched the believers to try to overthrow the imperial court, and also hoped to be immortal Mingjian! ”

"The Yellow Turban Army uprising, in fact, still has a certain contribution to promoting the progress of historical civilization! Zhang Jiao, this god has given you a life span of 20 years, I hope you can cherish the years, practice Taoism diligently, carry forward the Taiping Dao, and in the future, you will also become a generation of immortal masters, and be worshiped by future generations! ”

Zhang Jiao was grateful, and bowed his head, "Disciple Xie Ancestor Immortal Grace!" ”

Yang Xie looked at the Taoist priest behind Nanhua Old Immortal again, and then asked, "What about Zuo Ciren?" ”

"Back to the immortals, Zuo Ci has learned the Tao and has gone down the mountain to practice!" Nanhua Old Immortal Road.

"Well, let Zuo Ci remember, don't forget to preach the Dharma to Ge Hong of the Jin Dynasty in the future!" Yang Xie commanded.

Nanhua Old Immortal had some doubts in his heart, but the Immortal Master had a life, and Nanhua Old Immortal didn't dare to ask, "Disciple obeys the law!" ”

In the Tang Dynasty, Yang Xie learned some Taoism from Li Hanguang, the patriarch of the Maoshan faction.

So this drink and peck, back to the starting point!

Yang Xie suddenly remembered the inheritor of the Ability Pawnshop, and then instructed Nanhua Old Immortal: "Nanhua, in this world, there are demons in troubled times!" In the future, you must take it as your own responsibility to subdue demons and subdue demons, so that you can achieve the supreme road of immortality! It is not impossible to rank in the immortal class in the future! ”

"Remember, disciple! But Immortal Master, does this demon mean something? The old immortals of Nanhua have all become human spirits, so they hurriedly asked.

"Demons, of course, are people with strange arts! In the future, you must pay more attention to these people who possess strange arts! If you are a person with a strange art and want to bring disaster to the people, you will take them for the sake of heaven! Yang Xie commanded.

"Disciple, remember the Immortal Master's decree!" Nanhua Old Immortal bowed down and bowed.

"That's it! This god is going back to the divine realm! The responsibility of protecting the earth on earth is entrusted to you! Yang Xie held Diao Chan in his arms, flew up, and landed on the unicorn's back and went away.

Imperial City!

After arranging Diao Chan to live in the palace, Yang Xie practiced Taoism for half a month in the ancient era.

Half a month later, Yang Xie converted all the true qi in his body into mana.

The realm of the Void Pill, with five hundred years of mana, has improved Yang Xie's cultivation a lot.

However, if he wants to enter the realm of Jindan, Yang Xie still needs to cultivate diligently before he can break through.

As for the purple pill in Yang Xie's body, it can only contain a thousand years of internal power. But a thousand years of internal force can already be mobilized at will. Therefore, Yang Xie will have a thousand years of internal power, and after he converts his mana, Zidan can only hold five hundred years of mana.

And a Void Pill Realm cultivator with five hundred years of mana can definitely fight a monster with a five-hundred-year cultivation.

On this day when he had been cultivating for more than half a month, Yang Xie received a prompt from the system that the faith contract order had been issued, and a contract trader had come to the door.

When Yang Xie entered the contract space, he saw a kind white-clothed old man, who was already waiting at the contract pawnshop.

"Well, this old Tao's cultivation is not low. I can't even see through the other party's cultivation! Yang Xie looked at the old Tao in front of him in surprise.

Lao Dao saw the owner of the contract pawnshop appear, and bowed his hand and said: "Poor Dao Yandao, I have seen the owner of the pawnshop!" ”

"Yandao?" Yang Xie had never heard of this name, and under his frowns, he asked, "Where is the Dao Leader from?" ”

"The poor road comes from Changliu Immortal Mountain, and he is the head of Changliu!" Yandao said.

Yang Xie was shocked when he heard this, "Dao Chief, please take a seat!" ”

Waiting for Yan Dao to sit down, Yang Xie opened his mouth and asked, "What does the Dao Chief want?" ”

"Poor Taoist cultivation all his life, just to find eternal life! Now we are not waiting for the catastrophe, but the end is coming! By chance, I got a contract token from outside the sky, and in a blink of an eye, I came to the contract pawnshop! What the poor seek is eternal life! Yan Dao said.

"Well, now that you have entered the contract pawnshop, you can do as you wish! And Dao Chief, what do you want to exchange for immortality? Yang Xie asked.

At this moment, Yang Xie was still thinking about whether the other party was the master of Bai Zihua? (To be continued.) )