Xiao Long Bao!

Hearing Zhang Xiaofan's words, the bear child Jade Emperor was immediately excited, and shouted: It is said that xiaolongbao is the first delicacy in Heaven, and I haven't eaten it yet, so take it out and let me taste it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Immortal Ben is mortal: The Jade Emperor can rest assured, Xiaolongbao can't run. However, before Xiaoxian took out the xiaolongbao, he also asked the Jade Emperor to complete the rules for joining the group.

Jade Emperor: What are the rules for joining the group?

Nezha: Send red envelopes!

Electricity Mother: That's right, send red envelopes!

The immortals came back to their senses and swiped the screen one after another, asking the Jade Emperor to send red envelopes.

Jade Emperor: Isn't it just a red envelope, what I have is a treasure, you immortals, wait a minute.

Tai Bai Xing: Don't rush to send red envelopes to the Jade Emperor, let Weichen refer to one or two for you.

The Jade Emperor has many treasures in his hands, some of which are crucial treasures and have a great deal to do. If the Jade Emperor, who is not very sensible, sends out those heavenly treasures as red envelopes, it will be a joke.

Tai Bai Xing didn't dare to be careless, so he quickly disconnected the immortal net and ran towards the Jade Emperor's palace with a smoke.

Electric Mother: Sit back and wait for the red envelope!

Lei Gong: Sit back and wait for the red envelope!

Nezha: I almost forgot, you have to send red envelopes when you join the group.

Wenqu Xing: According to the immortals, if it weren't for the immortals, everyone who was willing to give xiaolongbao, I was afraid that the Jade Emperor would not give out red envelopes.

Marshal Tianpeng: Brother, I didn't expect you to have xiaolongbao in your hand, I would have eaten it up a long time ago.

Erlang God: Immortals are mortal, and you are willing to sacrifice such a supreme delicacy as xiaolongbao, which impresses Ben Zhenjun.

Immortal is mortal: Erlang Zhenjun, the first time I heard you praise people, it also impressed Xiaoxian.

Lu Dongbin: Haha, that's a good point!

……

The immortals chatted while waiting for the Jade Emperor to send out red envelopes.

"It's too inky!"

Zhang Xiaofan sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the screen with his eyes, and waited for a long time, but he didn't even see the shadow of the red envelope. This bear child Jade Emperor won't run away.

"Moo!"

At this moment, Hachi crawled over and rubbed his trouser leg.

"What for?"

Zhang Xiaofan looked down and saw Xiaoba raising his head and looking at him with blank eyes.

"Brother Fan, Little Wang Bajing wants to eat that bone."

The little egg said with a grin.

"Xiaobai."

Zhang Xiaofan glanced at Xiaobai, who was lying on the windowsill licking the bones, and said, "You can just give Xiaoba a little food, anyway, this bone is enough for you and Xiaohei Xiaohua to eat for a few years." When I'm done, I'll get you one more. ”

"Meow."

Hearing Zhang Xiaofan say this, Xiaobai had no choice but to pick up the bone, jump to the ground, and then put the bone on the ground.

"Moo!"

Hachi rushed to the bone at an incredible speed, stuck out his tongue and began to lick it vigorously. This scene is like an idiot meeting a naked peerless beauty.

Xiaobai squatted to the side, with a painful expression on his face.

"Haha."

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaofan smiled, and suddenly the mobile phone in his hand shook, and a big red envelope popped up on the screen.

It's too late, it's too soon.

Zhang Xiaofan grabbed the red envelope with the fastest hand speed, but unfortunately he was still one step slower and was taken first by other immortals.

The hand is slow, and the red envelope is snatched up.

Looking at the prompt message on the screen, Zhang Xiaofan sighed painfully.

Bite!

The light flashed, and another red envelope popped up.

Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly reached out and grabbed it.

Congratulations, I grabbed the Red Envelope of the Jade Emperor, and I got the Word and Law Order, which has been stored in the treasure bag and can be withdrawn and used.

"Haha, good luck."

Zhang Xiaofan smiled with satisfaction, and was about to open the treasure bag to see what the 'words and orders' he grabbed was.

The light flashed, and another super red envelope appeared on the screen.

"Damn, it's too tyrant!"

Zhang Xiaofan was excited, stretched out his hand a little, and grabbed a red envelope.

Congratulations, grab the Jade Emperor's red envelope, get the Xuanyu Immortal Palace, has been stored in the treasure bag, can be withdrawn and used.

"Haha, grabbed another one."

Zhang Xiaofan smiled, and when he saw the prompt message clearly, he couldn't help but be stunned, what the hell is Xuanyu Immortal Palace, he won't really grab a fairy palace.

The Jade Emperor sent hundreds of red envelopes in one go.

Zhang Xiaofan grabbed two, and the other immortals also had their own gains, and the group was full of joy.

"Xiao Long Bao!"

The bear child Jade Emperor jumped out and shouted: "The immortal is mortal, I have finished sending the red envelope, it's your turn." ”

"Jade Emperor, wait a minute."

Zhang Xiaofan opened the treasure bag, picked out a complete xiaolongbao, and sent it to the chat group, not forgetting to add: Jade Emperor's private bag, don't mess around.

Ding dong!

The red envelope you sent has been snatched away by Erlang God.

"Robbed."

Seeing the prompt message, Zhang Xiaofan was surprised, this Erlang God is really bold enough, and even dares to grab the Jade Emperor's private bag.

"Who robbed my xiaolongbao!"

When the Jade Emperor found out that Xiaolongbao had been snatched away, he was so angry that he jumped to his feet: "I don't want to live anymore, right, I will send you to kill Xiantai!" ”

"Tell the Jade Emperor."

Lu Dongbin naturally wouldn't let go of such a good opportunity, and hurriedly fell into the well and said: "Except for your nephew Yang Jian, who else is so bold." ”

"Haha, Yang Jian, you are so bold, you even dare to grab your uncle's red envelope."

Nezha also gloated for a while.

"It's fast, uncle, I didn't mean to!"

Seeing the angry Jade Emperor, Erlang God Yang Jian was instantly stunned.

The Jade Emperor is not only his immediate boss, but also a brother and sister with his mother, that is, his own uncle.

After so many years, he remembered one thing, that is, don't offend your uncle, especially the uncle who has just been reincarnated!

"Hmph, it's you kid."

The Jade Emperor snorted angrily and said, "Hand over the xiaolongbao, and I won't spank your ass......"

"Uncle, don't say it, I'll hand over the xiaolongbao."

Looking at the immortals who began to gossip in the group, Yang Jian was suddenly embarrassed. When he was a child, he was very naughty, and his mother couldn't discipline him, so he would ask for help from his uncle, who had not yet become the Jade Emperor.

Then his uncle, who had a strict temperament, would tie him to a post, take off his pants, and whip him on the ass. It was one of the most humiliating memories in his mind.

"Haha, I didn't expect Erlang God to have this kind of black history."

Looking at the revelations in the group, Zhang Xiaofan was suddenly happy.

After Erlang God handed over the Xiao Long Bao he had grabbed, he decisively dived and hid.

This time, no one dared to rob the Jade Emperor's private bag.

"Haha."

The Jade Emperor grabbed the xiaolongbao and said excitedly: "I can finally taste xiaolongbao, immortals are mortal, when I finish eating xiaolongbao, I will give you a supreme treasure last time." ”

"Supreme!"

When Zhang Xiaofan heard this, his eyes widened.

Hearing this, the immortals in the group have all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.

After half a ring, the Jade Emperor reappeared.

"It's so delicious, it deserves to be the first delicacy in Heaven."

After the Jade Emperor sighed, he said: "Immortals are mortal, you have great merit, I will reward you with a good thing." ”

As soon as the voice fell, a red envelope popped up on the screen.

Zhang Xiaofan stretched out his hand a little, and after seeing the prompt message, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

This Nima will do too!