() In the dream of Red Mansions, it was written: Sister Lin fell from the sky, he is good, but a mental illness fell from the sky, and he happened to be blocking the door of the toilet, and he couldn't pretend to turn a blind eye.

Seeing that the scene was already chaotic, the old director's drunken head was a little confused, and he finally sobered up rarely.

"You can't fight any more, if you fight again, you'll die."

Look at the symptoms of that person, at least it must be moderate or even severe hyperthyroidism, and the normal man will lie in bed for ten and a half days and a month at most if he fights, and in this case, it is easy for him to die directly if he is not careful.

Zhang Xiaoshuai knew that he couldn't continue to watch the excitement, so he had to enter the encirclement, and pulled the two drunk cats away in three or two clicks, one in one hand, holding the neck collar, each holding one side.

"Who are you? Let go of Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”

The one in the jujube sweater, his temper is quite impulsive, he can't speak well, and he is ashamed to kill people, Zhang Xiaoshuai threw him to the dumbfounded woman next to him with a disgusted face, I don't know if they are together, anyway, this woman has been persuading to fight.

"Talking to you? Who are you? What are you pretending to be? Looking for a pump, isn't it? ”

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshuai was still holding on to himself alone, the one next to him immediately stopped doing it, if he hadn't been able to break free, his fiery temper would have slapped him all over his face.

Zhang Xiaoshuai is more depressed than anyone else at the moment, a good ward dinner, just let these two rammers be mixed up, he can't beat the terminally ill, there is nothing wrong with this fat head and big ears, so much fat, he can't kick the bones with both feet, who will he hit if he doesn't beat him?

"Who am I? I'm your grandfather! ”

"Hey! It's going to be hard, isn't it? I'm ......" (10,000 sensitive words are omitted here.) ）

This fat man is just in his early teens, with a standard waist and short legs, Zhang Xiaoshuai's arms are straight, and this thing can't reach his body, but this person's mouth is too stinky, no matter how short he is, he is a Northeast man. The mouth cannon was loud, it was boring, and Zhang Xiaoshuai could understand that he didn't pay back the money owed for this goods. I am not ashamed, but I am proud, the hob meat is like not paying back, and a thick-skinned awl can't bleed.

To deal with this kind of person, you really don't need any technical content. Zhang Xiaoshuai wanted to slap him in a big mouth, but looking at the stinky sweat stained on his face, he suddenly changed his mind, only grabbed his neck collar, picked him up and slammed him to the ground.

Brother Cannon was suddenly smashed, coughing so much that he was a little out of breath, Zhang Xiaoshuai wanted to make up a few more kicks to relieve his breath, but the old director next to him grabbed him.

Zhang Xiaoshuai sighed silently, gotcha! It seems that this scolding is going to be in vain.

On the side, the old director has quickly entered the role. Began to 'take medical history' on the two men and women who were obviously blindfolded.

"This comrade, do you know that you have hyperthyroidism?"

The man in the jujube red sweater looked confused, and said in a daze:

"What kang? Don't know what you're talking about? ”

The old director understands, this is not at all I don't know, modern people generally have a little sub-health state, headache and brain fever basically just find a painkiller or something to deal with the past, and it is not taken seriously at all, especially those who are in poor economic conditions, basically dare not enter the hospital gate at all, not to mention that those are blood and urine. All kinds of X-ray CT films from head to toe, even if you are not sick, you have to toss a little sick.

"Hyperthyroidism, also known as hyperthyroidism, is an endocrine disease......"

Seeing that the man in the red sweater was already in an absent state. The old director had to turn his gaze to the woman next to him.

"This comrade, who are you?"

The woman snorted, and then said dryly:

"I... I'm his sister-in-law. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai listened to it next to him, and almost laughed out loud, looking at the intimate actions of these two people just now, he thought they were two people! I didn't have a good cake for a long time. It's not a good thing.

The old director choked for a moment, and then said:

"Your brother-in-law's condition is very bad, I'd better take him to a regular hospital for a check-up......"

The woman finally came back to her senses at this moment, and couldn't help but interrupt immediately:

"No, what are you doing?"

The old director said sincerely: "I am a doctor." ”

Woman: "......" Σ(°△°|||) ︴

In other words, she has seen monks and nuns blocking the road, and she has also seen blind Taoist priests blocking the road to fortune telling, but what is the situation now? When did the doctors start soliciting customers on the streets? Anyway, this hospital is so sluggish! I also ran out to pull business at night, which was really hard.

"Don't listen to him, what's wrong? I'm not sick! ”

The man in the red sweater finally understood what was going on, and said that this deception was too clumsy, Lao Tzu 'walked through the south, crossed the north, pressed his legs on the train track, and drank water behind the toilet', just this Taoist line still wants to deceive Lao Tzu, isn't this a joke?

"Let's go back! Director, don't tell them, the head nurse is still waiting for us! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai looked at it coldly, seeing that these two people were so ignorant, he couldn't suppress the fire in his heart, as the old saying goes: Hades can't save the damned ghosts, they have already done everything they can, and if people believe it or not, it's not their business.

Seeing this, the man in the red sweater couldn't help but sneer:

"Yo he! That's a bit of a thing! The acting skills are good! This panic is very satisfying, I will give you ninety-nine points, and I will not give you one point left, I am afraid that you will be proud. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......" (╰_╯)#

Your grandma, if it weren't for the old director beside him, he would have slapped him a long time ago, he has seen such a cheap mouth, but it is really the first time he has encountered such a cheap person.

At this moment, only the old director can still maintain a normal heart, seeing that the man does not believe it, he still follows the good temptation:

"Do you often feel flustered, afraid of heat, hyperphagia, always sweating, tired and weak, and excited, and your body is very thin."

"Not at all."

The man denied it loudly, but the woman next to him began to mutter, in the past six months, my brother-in-law has indeed changed his temperament a little, not only is he irritable and irritable, but his body is getting worse and worse, and the most depressed thing is that when he ......, forget it, that kind of fact is a little unspeakable, but his previous physique of more than 180 pounds has only lost 120 pounds in the past six months, and he is pitiful for his big man of 1.78 meters, and he is almost skinny.

Could it be that my brother-in-law is really seriously ill?

"Director, go back! If they don't go back, the head nurse should be worried. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai really couldn't stand this farce, so he hurriedly grabbed the old director, so as to persuade him to go back, he can see it, who dares to persuade the old director to drink in the future, he will have to be in a hurry. (To be continued.) )