Chapter 29 One plus one equals three
One plus one equals how many, this is a question that even children can answer, but in the eyes of adults, it is not simple, because adults like to think in many ways.
And the seventh princess is innocent and pure, and she has a child's personality, so when she heard it, her first reaction was to say two, and Dong Yong didn't reply very quickly, because as soon as Dong Yong heard it, he immediately thought about it from many aspects, and it was impossible for Ye Fan to ask how much one plus one is for no reason.
And the two stopped at the same time, and while they didn't continue to make noise, Taishang Laojun was carefully looking for where the switch of the lantern power supply was at the power switch in the electric room.
"Oops, my waist, it hurts me to death, finally let me find it."
Taishang Laojun touched his waist with his hand, and at the same time held the bamboo ladder with his hand, and walked down from the power switch switch gate at a high place with great difficulty.
As soon as he came, he said to the spirit boy next to him: "You will hear my voice later, and turn off the power of the main gate as soon as possible, do you know?" ”
If it weren't for the fear that Lingtong was still young and found the wrong main switch switch of the power supply, Taishang Laojun would not climb up to find the power switch even if he twisted his waist, but when Taishang Laojun climbed to the top and opened the door of the main power switch, his eyes stared quietly inside in a daze, and the main power switch in this was different from that in his own home.
The switch here controls the power supply of that place, all of which are written on it, but there is no one at Taishang Laojun's house, and it is necessary to carefully observe the total result one by one, which is why Taishang Laojun wants to go up to find it in person, the reason is that he is afraid that Lingtong will find the wrong power switch and make some trouble.
Lingtong nodded towards Taishang Laojun and said, "Master, I know. ”
"It's good to know, I'll go first."
"Oh, my waist, it hurts me to death, what kind of ladder is this, just climb my waist and flash it."
Limped out of the outside, when he walked, he walked sideways, and as soon as he walked out of the door of the electric room, Taishang Laojun's hand did not know when suddenly a horn twice as big as the alchemy furnace suddenly popped out, and Taishang Laojun, who was holding the big horn, seemed to be very proud, stretched out his mouth and shouted at the loudspeaker: "Put away the rotten copper and iron, old waste paper, old light bulbs, second-hand mobile phones, and third-hand refrigerators." ”
Burst.
As soon as Taishang Laojun's words spread out, all around him fell silent, and everyone who heard this voice quieted down, and listened attentively, as if he was ready to continue to wait for some mysterious event to break out, and even Dong Yong, who was still thinking, couldn't help but laugh and listened to the source of the sound.
Because this sound is so strange, what is the rotten copper and iron, the old waste paper, the old light bulb, and this man in the sky?
Because this voice was so unusual, the people around heard it, and stretched out their heads to listen to the source of the voice, including the Seven Princesses, with an expectant expression to see which great god said this legendary voice.
But there was a person at the scene who didn't feel curious, and he didn't listen to it, because this was all in Ye Fan's calculations, Ye Fan asked the two princesses with one plus one equal, the purpose was to stop the quarrel between the two people, and Taishang Laojun's purpose was the same as Ye Fan's.
Because Ye Fan's purpose is to let everyone here hear it, if there is an accident later, this will be lazy Ye Fan, I have to say that Ye Fan is yin enough.
And this method is not the first time Ye Fan has used it, the first time it was used was when Ye Fan was in junior high school, when the school held a campus meeting, there were at least 5,000 people in the school, one person said a word, if half of the 5,000 people spoke, the sound could cover the sound of the entire school's loudspeaker notification.
At that time, in order to save time, the school held many telecontrol projects at the same time during the same time period, and at the end of each project, the certificate of award was immediately issued, and the way to issue the certificate was to receive the students who won the ranking through the school's radio notice.
But every time it's because the student's voice is louder than the school's announcement, and the award-winning students can't hear it every time, Ye Fan, who was the host at the time, of course had to find a way, and in the end Ye Fan didn't know how to think in his head, so he immediately took the loudspeaker and shouted to collect the rotten copper and iron, old waste paper, and then, the whole school was still, including the far mobilization who was still running.
This time, Ye Fan is the same old trick, the purpose is to let these immortals listen to their next speech quietly, if you don't have to use a little strategy, enter the topic at the beginning, these immortals will definitely hear it, and then you will say a word, I will say a word, no one listens, after speaking, none of these people have heard it, and they don't know what will happen later, and the result will definitely backfire.
In the second time when Taishang Laojun shouted to collect the rotten copper and iron and the old waste paper, Ye Fan finally lit the candles on the last layer, the ninth layer, and the topmost layer of the cake.
As soon as he lit all the cake candles, Ye Fan sent an expression to Taishang Laojun on the QQ of his mobile phone for the first time.
Seeing Ye Fan's OK expression, Taishang Laojun covered his mouth with his hands, coughed very pretendly, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and said loudly: "Immortals, listen well, the next thing, you have to listen to it, this is to tell you how to buy stocks and make sure you don't lose money." ”
"The countdown starts, three seconds later, all the lanterns stop lighting, you can only stand still later, wait until the seven fairies make a wish, blow out the candles, this lantern can be lit again, this voice is supported by the non-beauty radio program, the special assistant of the old man's radio program, thank you, thank you!"
"Extinguish the lantern and begin, three, two, one."
Then, the entire Seven Fairies' Dao Mansion was in darkness, and at the same time as the lanterns went out, a song rang out, and the sound appeared, and all the immortals also turned their heads towards the position where the Seven Fairies were standing.
Nine layers of cakes, each layer has a different candle flame color appeared in the middle of the cake, layer by layer in the dark, like a delicate pagoda superimposed, from a distance, it is simply the fluorescence in the night, illuminating the whole earth, beautiful, and because of Ye Fan's voice, the whole birthday will be even more exciting.
Happydirthdaytoyou
Happydirthdaytoyou
Happydirthdaytoyou
Happydirthdaytoyou
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Xiao Qi, I wish you a happy birthday!
Seeing that everyone was still in a daze, Ye Fan looked loudly at all the immortals below and shouted loudly: "What do you see, why don't you wish Princess Xiaoqi a happy birthday?" ”
"I wish the seventh princess a happy birthday, she will always be so beautiful and beautiful, and she will hold a little Dong Yong in the coming year."
I don't know who took the lead in saying this, and then the entire Seven Fairies' Dao Mansion appeared with blessings, blessing the Seven Princesses at the same time.
The seventh princess was also stunned by this sudden voice, Ye Fan saw that the seventh princess was still in a daze, walked towards the seventh princess, and said, "Didn't you always say that you want to blow out the birthday cake candles just now?" Make a wish, blow out the candle when you make a wish. ”
"Hey, hey, twist to the waist, twist to the waist, it hurts, it hurts."
As soon as the seventh princess was asked to blow out the candles, before the seventh princess could react, Ye Fan's hand was pulled away from behind by a small hand that was a little lubricated when he caught it, because there was no light now, and Ye Fan couldn't see who it was at all.