Chapter 141 of the main text volume: The oppression of the bear

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So everyone returned to the wine table and sat down, the Tao Pavilion Master hadn't drunk with Xiao Ying when he toasted just now, so he picked up the wine glass again and walked to Xiao Ying, raised his glass and said: "Mr. Xiao is not as good as you in terms of martial arts, I should call you a master, but you are the son-in-law of the old man, so I will call you a little brother." ”

"The owner of the hall is serious, and the little nephew is ashamed."

Seeing that Xiao Ying was so humble in martial arts, the master of the Tao Pavilion was even more happy, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder and said: "I fell in love with you at first sight, your martial arts are so good, if you have time, come to my martial arts hall to be a part-time coach, you offer the salary, I will never bargain, how about it?" ”

Xiao Ying hurriedly looked at Guan Yuying for help.

Guan Yuying hurriedly came over and said: "Pavilion Master Tao, there is no way, my father still wants our Xiao Xiao to take over the martial arts hall, but he opened a company, and he is too busy to leave, so he didn't even agree to my father's request, let alone come to your part-time job, I thank you for your kindness." ”

Xiao Ying also hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes! But if I have the opportunity, I can come to your hall to have a discussion with all the brothers and sisters. ”

"If that's the case, it's a pity. However, you have already agreed to take the time to come to my martial arts hall for guidance, but you are not allowed to Laipi. Can you leave a contact number, let's contact us in the future! ”

Xiao Ying took out his business card and handed it over with both hands, and the owner of the Tao Pavilion took it and looked at it carefully and said, "Oh, Mr. Xiao originally opened a disease consulting company, could it be that Mr. Xiao understands medical skills?" ”

Father Guan said with a smile: "He doesn't just know medical skills, but his medical skills are very clever, Lei Gong suddenly fell ill before the martial arts conference, if it wasn't for Xiao Xiao to guide him, he was only afraid that he would be dead at this moment." We went to the ward this afternoon to see him, and he kept saying that he was very grateful for it! ”

The owner of the Tao Pavilion was even more surprised. looked Xiao Ying up and down and said: "If it is really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, a new generation is growing." We old guys can't accept the old man. Come, Mr. Xiao, I will drink three glasses with you to show my respect, and at the same time thank you for agreeing to come to the martial arts hall to guide me as an unsuccessful apprentice. ”

After that, the pottery hall owner took a bowl. poured three glasses of wine, picked it up and looked at Xiao Ying.

Xiao Ying also poured three cups and served them in the bowl, touched them with the Tao Pavilion Master, and both of them drank them all. Then he burst into laughter.

Seeing that it was dark, Father Guan had no intention of leaving, Xiao Ying was a little puzzled, could it be that he wanted to stay in this martial arts hall tonight?

Sure enough, after drinking until dark, they dispersed, and the pottery hall master arranged for them to live in the guest room of the martial arts hall.

Xiao Ying and Guan Yuying were still arranged in the same room. And before entering the house, the housekeeper pulled her daughter aside and muttered for a long time, and kept poking her head with her hand.

When Xiao Ying entered the room, he not only smiled bitterly,—— this room is too small, and there is only a double bed. The bed was placed in the backrest and was huge, taking up most of the room. The rest of the aisle was filled with two wooden chairs and a coffee table. So that just enough people can walk between the bed and the chair.

That way, it's impossible to even lie down on the floor and sleep. Because it's too narrow, and the wooden chair is a single person, not a sofa, there is no way to sleep at all.

Xiao Ying took a closer look and found that it was obvious that the layout of the house had been rearranged, and it was supposed to be a single bed before. The double bed has just been moved in, and the chair seems to have been newly moved in, which means that the room has just been cleaned up and rearranged.

Why? Xiao Ying can think of it with his toes, this is probably the arrangement of cooking mature rice for his mother. I want to force the two of them into the same bed. No wonder the two of them were muttering outside for a long time in the railway station square before, but it turned out that they had made such a move, thinking that their old friend would go to the martial arts hall to arrange for them to spend candles in the two caves.

Guan Yuying blushed and lowered her head after coming back from outside. Xiao Ying guessed what her mother had told her.

So Xiao Ying pointed to the big bed and said to her, "What should I do?" None of the sofas. ”

"My mother deliberately changed the double bed and filled the empty space with chairs, just to let me and I have that ...... with you at night."

"Don't pretend to do it, it's just pretending."

Guan Yuying's eyes widened, and she pointed at Xiao Ying with one hand on her waist and the other and said, "What point am I not worthy of you?" Is it the face or the figure? Or is it a profession? Why do you say that about me, as if I have to climb up to you? ”

Xiao Ying salivated and said, "Eldest sister, it's because you are too good, and I am too ordinary, I really don't deserve you." ”

Guan Yuying snorted heavily and said, "Sister, I'll make a bed for you, and you're still rambling." I think you're itchy to the bone, right? Hmph, you sleep, I'll meditate on the chair all night. ”

Xiao Ying glanced at the chair and said, "It's good that you can sit in this chair and still want to meditate?" You try it. ”

After Guan Yuying saw it, she couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, "It seems that my wife has already thought of this trick, and she specially found such a small chair." - You sleep inside, I can meditate outside! Anyway, this bed is very wide. ”

Xiao Ying was not polite, climbed into bed, and lay down to sleep. Guan Yuying turned off the light and sat cross-legged on the outside of the bed.

Just a moment later, I heard the voice of the butler outside the window: "Oh, there are so many mosquitoes here, it's really annoying." ”

Guan Yuying hurriedly lay down, leaned on Xiao Ying's ear and said, "My mother is listening to the corner outside, and she wants me to do something with you today, she can't hear the sound and won't leave, what should I do?" ”

Xiao Ying's head is big, and this mother-in-law is too much. Then he whispered: "Then you can act by yourself!" ”

"How? I haven't tried again. ”

"Am I just that?" Xiao Ying pretended to have an innocent look, completely ignoring his past life that he had more than 20 years of husband and wife experience.

At this time, the voice of the mother outside came again: "The moon is really good today." ”

Guan Yuying smiled bitterly and whispered to Xiao Ying: "What should I do?" Hurry up and think of a way, or my mom will be keeping watch outside the window all night. ”

Xiao Ying believes that Guan Yuying really has no experience in this area, and she has not even seen this footage. Because there was no network in the early 90s, movies and TV shows were also very stuck, and there were very few shots in this regard.

It seemed that he was the only one to guide her, so he pretended to be deep and said: "I heard that the husband and wife need the bed to shake for that kind of thing, so let's go to the bottom of the bed and push the bed rhythmically, just hum while pushing." ”

"Oh......"

Guan Yuying obediently got out of bed, walked to the end of the bed, grabbed the bed rail and began to push the bed, she didn't know the weight, the force was too great, and the bed slammed into the wall at the head of the bed, like a stormy wave. Xiao Ying was so frightened that he quickly got up and whispered, "Lighter!" ”

Guan Yuying sighed again and relaxed her strength.

Xiao Ying said: "You have to hum while pushing." ”

"What's the hum? I won't. ”

What a fool. Xiao Ying cursed in his stomach, and then leaned into her ear to imitate that sound. If it were in the Internet era of the 21st century, a girl would definitely be blushing when she heard this kind of voice, but she didn't expect Guan Yuying to be at a loss and said in a low voice: "That's okay?" ”

Xiao Ying was completely convinced that she really had no experience with men and women, so she nodded vigorously.

Guan Yuying began to scream, and the loud voice echoed carefully in the room. Frightened, Xiao Ying hurriedly said, "Be quiet!" ”

His voice was heard by the housekeeper outside, so she burst out laughing and muttered: "This stupid girl screams so loudly, it's true, fortunately Xiao Xiao understands." ”

She stood and listened to Guan Yuying's rhythmic ah-ah sound and the creaking sound of the bed squeaking again in the room, and finally smiled contentedly, now that it was done, the son-in-law couldn't fly, shook his head and went back to the house contentedly.

Xiao Ying drank a little too much, and Guan Yuying shook the bed like a cradle, and he soon fell asleep.

He had a dream in which he was running through a dark forest and came across a large bear. He turned around and ran, but no matter how hard he tried, his feet weighed a thousand pounds, as if he was walking against the current in a stream, so he was slapped on the ground by a bear, and sat on his chest, which weighed him down.

He wanted to shout for help, but he couldn't make a sound, he only felt that the big bear weighed a thousand pounds, and Taishan generally flattened his bones, especially the two fat buttocks of the big bear, which was softly pressed on his chest, and he couldn't breathe.

He finally woke up from his sleep, but was surprised to find that his body was really pressed with something, and the two huge round buttocks of the big bear in his sleep were really pressed on his chest, he was so frightened that he quickly pushed with his hand, the tentacles were soft and elastic, and by the light outside the window, he found that it was not a big bear, but a tall and sturdy Guan Yuying, who was lying on his body and sleeping, and the two basketball-like breasts on his chest were just pressed on his chest like the butt of a big bear.

But it turned out that Xiao Ying didn't tell Guan Yuying when to stop before she fell asleep, so she kept pushing the bed until the middle of the night. It wasn't until the housekeeper got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet that she heard that their house was still squeaking and quatting, and her daughter was still humming and moaning, but the sound was intermittent, but she didn't know that Guan Yuying was so sleepy that she couldn't reluctantly hold on, and thought that the two had been fighting for most of the night, not only sighed that her son-in-law's combat effectiveness was amazing, but also a little distressed. So he coughed outside the window and said, "It's almost done, I have to go to work tomorrow." ”

Hearing her mother's words outside, Guan Yuying, who was extremely tired and sleepy, stopped shaking the bed, and after climbing into bed, she didn't care about anything, and fell asleep directly. Unexpectedly, this time, he happened to lie on Xiao Ying, who was sleeping on his back facing the sky.

Xiao Ying was overwhelmed, ignoring the three-seven-twenty-one, grabbed her ball-like elastic chest, and lifted her off her body with force, only then did he take a long breath, thinking, my mother, this woman is too heavy, whoever wants to marry her, the work must not be below, otherwise it will have to be killed.

The next morning, after the two of them came out, they saw the disciples of the Tao Martial Arts Hall looking at them muttering and snickering. Guan Yuying didn't know why, so she glared and asked what's wrong? The disciples immediately hugged their heads and ran away, so that she couldn't ask for an explanation