Chapter 79 of the main text volume: the birth of a school of pseudoscience

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In the middle of the afternoon, when Tang Sisi came back with food, Wang Xiaojun and Hu Tailai didn't seem to be practicing well, the two of them didn't even change their positions, but their expressions were heavy, Hu Tailai's right arm had been injured and poisoned, and they couldn't lift it up after a morning of hard training.

The three of them ate silently, and Wang Xiaojun looked up in amazement and said, "Old Hu, you can't give up." ”

Hu Tailai smiled reluctantly: "No." ”

Tang Sisi muttered: "I don't understand, people like Wang Xiaojun can learn well, why are you not as good as him, Lao Hu?" ”

Hu Tailai said seriously: "That's not what I said, Xiaojun is not what it used to be, and he can make ten or more moves with one move." ”

Tang Sisi blurted out: "Then you should practice what he practices in ten days." Then as soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and Hu Tailai did not have ten days left.

Wang Xiaojun waved his hand and said: "I don't think this has much to do with speed, there are sooner or later to get the way, sometimes it depends on luck, according to my thinking, the mystery of the silk wrapping hand is to let the acupoints in different positions in the arm concentrate in a straight line at a certain moment, which requires them to each produce an instantaneous displacement!" ”

Tang Sisi and Hu Tailai looked at each other, and Tang Sisi said: "Instantaneous displacement? What the hell did you say? ”

Hu Tailai frowned and said, "Is there still science in what you said?" ”

Without waiting for Wang Xiaojun to speak, Tang Sisi collapsed and said, "Old Hu, are you blind?" When did Wang Xiaojun's words have any basis? Not to mention science, from 90,000 palms a day to the necrosis of the nerve endings in his arm, and now there is an instantaneous displacement, as long as you let him continue to mix in the martial arts, sooner or later the martial arts of all sects and factions will have to let him use pseudoscience to reveal the secret! In fact, Tang Sisi has not heard of Wang Xiaojun's theory on light work, otherwise the argument would be more sufficient.

Wang Xiaojun was not angry, he picked up a branch and drew a long object that looked like an arm on the ground, and then pointed to the painting: "You see, several acupoints in the silk winding hand style are here, this, and this, the so-called 'winding' is to turn, why do you want to turn?" ”

Hu Tailai and Tang Sisi asked together: "Yes, why do you want to turn it?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "It's just to make them have an instantaneous displacement and then be in a line." ”

Tang Sisi and Hu Tailai were overwhelmed, Tang Sisi spread his hands and said: "Then let me ask you, what are you trying to figure out what is the use of these for Lao Hu's practice?" ”

"Uh......" Wang Xiaojun suddenly deflated, "It's useless, I'll just explain the principle to him." ”

Tang Sisi brushed the lunch box and said, "Come, I'll practice with you!" ”

The other two were curious: "What are you practicing?" ”

Tang Sisi said: "I learned a set of boxing techniques with Sister Wu to enhance wrist strength. ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "Then you practice hard, like this kind of cooking and sweeping are generally hidden top masters, maybe Sister Wu is the bag (no1)!" ”

"You've read too many martial arts novels, haven't you?" Tang Sisi glared at Wang Xiaojun, stood side by side with Hu Tailai, and began to practice one by one. The boxing technique she learned looks mediocre, but there are a lot of movements of shaking her hands and shaking her wrists, and in general she is mediocre, just like letting a fat man take more walks, I can't say whether I can lose weight or not, but it will always help a little.

After practicing for less than an hour, Hu Tailai's arm finally couldn't be lifted anymore, Tang Sisi hurriedly helped him knead various acupoints, and at the same time looked back at Wang Xiaojun worriedly.

Wang Xiaojun could only gag: "Look, the eldest lady of the Tang Sect has done a heterosexual massage for you, why don't I have this treatment?" ”

"Nonsense, do you feel anything in your arm?"

Unexpectedly, Wang Xiaojun was stunned after hearing this, he suddenly jumped off the stone, and quickly searched around, he found a dead tree that had been dead for many years, and broke it with his palm.

Tang Sisi was a little unsure of what was wrong with Wang Xiaojun, and said carefully: "I'm just telling the truth, you don't have to be angry like this, right?" ”

Wang Xiaojun ignored her, dragged the dead tree to Hu Tailai, roughly measured his arm, and then cut off the dead tree almost as long. Hu Tailai couldn't help but say, "Xiaojun, what do you want to do?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "I kind of understand, the reason why I can quickly practice the starting style is also related to the lack of sensation in my arm, because of the numbness of perception so dull, because of the sluggishness of my arm The movement on the surface of my arm is half a beat slower than that of a normal person, so that the acupoints in my arm appear sensitive." As he spoke, he peeled off the bark of the piece of wood with the palm of his hand, and began to hollow out the wood with his fingers.

Tang Sisi said: "What you are saying now has anything to do with what you do?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "I want to make an auxiliary equipment to help Lao Hu practice-I have an idea, I make a tube for Lao Hu to drill in, this tube can effectively limit the muscles on Lao Hu's arm, so as to catalyze the rapid instantaneous displacement of his acupoints-" Although his palm is hard, but after all, it is flesh and blood, which will dig wood and dig his fingers bloody, but fortunately, he doesn't know the pain, the piece of wood is not easy to be dug into a tree tube by him, Wang Xiaojun waited on Hu Tailai's arm a few times, Start carefully putting the finishing touches.

Tang Sisi raised his forehead and said, "You ......"

Wang Xiaojun preemptively said: "Don't ask me if I have a scientific basis, no!" But how do you know without trying? To put it mildly, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor. ”

In the end, Wang Xiaojun wrapped the tree tube inside and out with a whole quilt, he grabbed the tree tube with both hands and pointed it at Hu Tailai and said: "Come to Lao Hu, you drill here, you have to work hard, remember the starting hand of the acupoints, and try to use the tree tube to make them squeeze into a line." ”

Hu Tailai will be difficult to ride a tiger, not to mention anything else, he is embarrassed to refuse Wang Xiaojun for this intention.

"Huh" Hu Tailai burrowed his arm into the tree tube, but because he didn't get the right head and strength the first time, he couldn't get into it very deep. The second time, he elbowed in.

Tang Sisi was surprised and laughed: "I can't see that Wang Xiaojun is still a scientist." ”

Hu Tailai smiled: "I'm still a scientist who can do carpenter's work." "It's hard to believe that the size and depth of the tree tube fit his arm.

After drilling more than a dozen times, Wang Xiaojun couldn't help but retreat, because he was holding the tree tube with both hands, and finally he observed the surroundings, and simply smashed a round hole in his door to install the tree tube, so that Hu Tailai would have no problem at all as long as he stood in front of the door to practice. It's just that Wang Xiaojun's door has a huge cat's eye.

In the afternoon, Tang Sisi went to the restaurant to help, and when she came back in the evening, Hu Tailai was still practicing. When she asked Wang Xiaojun about his current situation with her eyes, Wang Xiaojun just gave her a reluctant smile back.

Miracles did not appear, pseudoscience is pseudoscience after all, Wang Xiaojun knew that there must be something wrong with their method of practice, perhaps the biggest problem is that silk winding is not a kung fu that can be achieved quickly, and it may be against the laws of science to practice it within a few days......

This practice is four days, in these four days, Wang Xiaojun did not go to the Phoenix Terrace again, nor did he practice the second style of the silk winding hand, Hu Tailai encountered insurmountable difficulties in the starting style, he had to help Hu Tailai get through this level first.

Every morning, Wang Xiaojun went to Hu Tailai with the tree tube, and he always believed that the tree tube could still be of some use, at least it could relieve the pain of Hu Tailai's poisoned arm.

Hu Tailai is also accustomed to the days when Wang Xiaojun came to urge him to practice, this kind of experience of being dragged to the library by the scumbag is very special, Hu Tailai used to knock on Wang Xiaojun's door to force him to practice, but now it is the other way around.

When the sun was on the third pole, Hu Tailai drilled more than 800 strokes as usual, which was already a very unnatural result for a person who was poisoned and injured.

After a short pause, Wang Xiaojun jumped up again and said, "Come, Lao Hu, continue!" ”

Hu Tailai suddenly smiled and waved his hand: "Xiaojun, I don't want to practice anymore." ”

Wang Xiaojun was surprised: "Why? ”

Hu Tailai said: "I figured it out, it's just an arm, no need to force it." ”

"You...... Is this to give up? Wang Xiaojun said in a strange voice.

Hu Tailai sighed and said: "The Emei faction accepts all highly talented people, and most of them are people who have only practiced silk wrapping in four or five years, so why can I practice it in ten days?" It's been a week, and I haven't even practiced the starting hand, can't I explain the problem? ”

Wang Xiaojun Huo Ran stood up and said: "I didn't expect you to be such an old Hu, why did you give up lightly at the last moment?" You weren't like that before! ”

Hu Tailai still smiled and said: "Xiaojun, do your best to know the destiny of heaven, we have done all the efforts that should be done, I have a clear conscience, the result is already obvious, rather than begging for a reversal in vain, it is better to let go with dignity, miracles are called miracles because they are precious, and they will not be achieved lightly because of your hard work." ”

Wang Xiaojun was stunned for a moment when he heard this, he turned his back, lowered his head and was silent for a while before he said slowly: "Lao Hu, you can't look at things like this in the world, if you think that the general law is the truth, then human beings will not develop to this day, can a group of monkeys think that the oil refined in the stone can drive airplanes and cars?" Can you think of running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds with your legs upright? Can a footballer throw in the towel when they are down by the score? Do you know how many basketball games are won by the buzzer? You know how boring the world would be if everyone thought like you did? ”

"Uh......" Hu Tailai didn't know when Wang Xiaojun became so eloquent.

"Lao Hu, let's hold on for another three days, just when you give the world a chance-" Wang Xiaojun said affectionately, "It's also a chance for yourself, okay?" ”

“…… Good"

Wang Xiaojun closed the chicken soup article called "Give Yourself a Chance, Give the World a Chance" in his mobile phone and said, "Then let's continue!" ”――

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