Chapter 220
"Huh?"
Han Ji opened his mouth wide and looked at Fang Shi blankly, he wanted to die for a while, why did he say what was in his heart? had to beg for mercy, and said several baskets of good words, and it took several times to finish it.
"I was just in a daze as if I was dreaming, and I dreamed that a male doll and a female doll called me mother together." When Han Ji was finally tossed enough, Fang Shi was in a good mood and said what he wanted to say to Han Ji with an expectant expression.
"My mother!"
Han Ji lay flat all of a sudden, slumped on the bed and wanted to cry without tears. In the future, if a few uncles praise him in front of him for his hearty atmosphere, careless eyes, and don't like to worry about people or anything, he, he, he will spray them with saliva first, and he will not tell them the reason for his death, so that they will go inexplicably. Han Ji thought viciously.
The woman is so troublesome, he decided to marry only one right, and the other one is not to toss him to death?
Seeing that Han Ji's face was worse than death, gritting his teeth for a while, and looking "fierce" for a while, Fang Shi couldn't stop giggling. Han Ji, who was laughing, was distracted for a while, and simply pounced directly, "Since you have dreamed of little dolls, then let's hurry up and work hard to put them in your stomach as soon as possible." ”
Fang Shi didn't refuse, and cooperatively reached out to hold his neck and smack him: "Didn't you say that you were asked to find someone else?" ”
"Ahh
Han Ji was so angry that he directly blocked her mouth with his mouth, and the movements in his hands became more and more rude than usual, causing Fang's constant exclamations, and he couldn't care about making fun of him anymore-
The next day, after lunch, the people of Lijun Wangfu, as well as Liu Heng, An Ruyi, and Liu Yue, took several carriages to Xishan Hot Spring Zhuangzi.
Because the afternoon sun was too hot, King Lijun and Han Zong, Han Ji and Liu Heng did not ride horses. Han Ji and Fang Shi were riding in the same carriage.
The carriage of the carriage was very large, divided into two rooms, the inside and the outside, the outside was relatively narrow, and the two personal maids of the Fang family were seated. The room is much more spacious, especially the seat is wide, and there is a thick mattress under the delicate straw mat, which is enough for two or three people to lie side by side without looking crowded.
This is for people who can lie down and rest for a long distance.
At this time, Han Ji and Fang were lying on it and fell asleep. Last night, the two of them "fought" until midnight, and they got up early in the morning.
Fang's personal maids, Yindou and Yinbao, came in softly, and what they saw was that their wife was asleep or not, and the whole person was lying on the second master's body like an octopus.
Han Ji has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and as soon as the two of them came in, he noticed it, and couldn't help but open his eyes, his face was a little cold, and he said in a low voice: "How far is it?" ”
"In a quarter of an hour or so." Yindou and Yinbao lowered their heads and didn't dare to look directly at the two of them.
"Hmm." Han Ji nodded and responded lightly. Lowering his head and gently patting Fang Shi awake, his voice softened: "Wake up, it's time to get up." ”
"Smack." Fang Shi waved his hand impatiently and slapped it over, which happened to slap him in the face, and Fang Shi turned around and continued to sleep unconsciously.
Yindou and Yinbao secretly glanced at the corner of their eyes when the voice sounded, and when they saw that their lady had beaten the second master, they couldn't help but gasp in unison. My wife has always been angry to get up, and she will lose her temper if she doesn't sleep enough, but the second master gets up earlier than Mrs. every time, and she has almost never encountered a time when Mrs. starts to get angry. I'm so worried.
Han Ji was slapped and laughed by Fang's slap, this woman was really getting fatter and fatter by his conniving guts, no wonder his colleagues said that women were not used to it.
"Get out." Han Ji coldly commanded, don't think he didn't hear the gasping sound of the two maids.
"Second master, madam, she didn't mean it." Yindou and Yinbao trembled, and knelt down with a plop, afraid that the second master would make a move on his wife, although this kind of thing had never happened before, but Mrs. had never slapped the second master.
"Get out."
Yindou and Yinbao didn't dare to say anything anymore, the second master was so terrible, and the two of them fled.
Han Ji looked at the sweet lady who turned over and continued to sleep, touched the place on his face that had been beaten by her, and showed a "vicious" smile at the corner of his mouth, and directly pounced on her, blocking her red lips with his mouth, and then reaching out to block her nostrils.
"Hmm" Fang struggled to wake up, and when he opened his eyes and saw Han Ji's smug smile on his face, he suddenly became angry, and directly reached out to hit, raised his foot to kick, and bit with his mouth, just like an enraged little lioness
scolded angrily while fighting back; "I told you to plug my nose, I told you to wake me up"
Han Qi's smile froze, and he was kicked down by a few kicks, so he could only protect his face tightly and beg for mercy: "Lady spare my life, I was wrong." ”
Through the curtain, Yindou and Yinbao watched their lady in amazement, and they always seemed calm and unsmiling in front of them, so that they couldn't help but bring a little fear of the second master hugging his head and begging for mercy, which really made them feel terrifying.
"Ma'am, I'm about to get to the place." Yindou was afraid that the two would continue, and if the movement was too loud, it would be bad if it was discovered that Mrs. was "bullying" the second master, so he hurriedly reminded him in a hurry.
Fang Shi paused, and suddenly his mind cleared up, "Are you telling me to get up?" ”
"Yes." Han Qi wanted to cry without tears, how did he know that the lady was so strict when he got up.
"Why don't you let Yindou and Yinbao call me?" Fang's was also depressed, she knew how angry she was when she got up, her personal maid was full of experience in getting her up, and she was rarely "injured" by her, who knows
Han Qi: "Is he guilty of his own crimes?"
"Stop talking, freshen up." How do you get out of the car if you don't wait for this? Fang hurriedly called Yindou and Yinbao to come over and serve him, and the two of them changed their clothes again and combed their hair again. Then he took a closer look at Han Qi and saw that there were no "traces" left on his face, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. Leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, which was a reassurance and a "reward".
Touching his cheeks, Han Qi's face was complicated, forget it, a good man stands up to the sky, what do you care about with a little woman?
Yindou and Yinbao hung their heads and couldn't see it, but in their hearts, they were secretly discussing that their wives were becoming more and more tame.
Finally arrived at the destination, got out of the carriage and faced the ambiguous eyes that others had seen, Han Qi was a little uncomfortable. How could it be that there was such a big movement in the car just now, and it was not heard outside. But what else could he do besides pretending to be calm? After all, it was too embarrassing to say that I was beaten by my mother. It will also cause the mother to be rejected by her father, so you can only forget it. (To be continued.) )