Han Xu pretended to be Zou Cheng to swagger and deceive, and the real Zou Cheng was and in the toilet.

The special laxatives provided by Nokey Pharmaceutical Department are so powerful that they work quickly and the medicine is so powerful that Zou Cheng squatted in the toilet for a full hour, squatting so that his legs were sore, weak and flustered.

At this time, a handsome young man rushed in in a hurry, and in the squatting pit in front of him, he pulled off his pants and crackled into darkness, resounding in the sky, which was really earth-shattering!

The most hateful thing is that one person poops and harms the fish in the pond.

I don't know what the handsome young man ate, the stool he pulled out stinks and smells, the stool is already stinky, but this guy's stool stinks out of a new realm, Zou Cheng, who is squatting behind, is smoked to the point of smoke, and it is estimated that after a while of smoking, it will bleed from the seven orifices.

Zou Cheng couldn't bear it anymore, took out the toilet paper and wiped his buttocks, ready to flash.

At this time, the voice of the handsome young man calling came from the squatting pit in front: "Old Liu, I'm Li Mo, damn, I'm being yin today, you check that guy for me, a sophomore in the Chinese department, called Zou Cheng, wait for me to find a few people to beat him!" ”

Zou Cheng, who was wiping his buttocks, heard this, his hands trembled, poof! Pierced the toilet paper.

Zou Cheng chuckled in his heart, took his hand to the front and looked at it, and immediately felt disgusted; So he began to shake his hand wildly, trying to shake the mass off his fingers, and with such a shake, he threw his hand to the cement baffle on the side of the squatting pit.

Ten fingers connected to the heart, that's a pain in the heart!

At that time, Zou Cheng felt that a few fingers were not his own, he was a typical nerd, and the nerd's body reaction was often faster than the brain reaction, which caused Zou Cheng to subconsciously take his fingers into his mouth, and bring it in, as well as the mass that was not shaken off.

At this time, Li Mo, who heard the movement, happened to turn his head, and then looked at this scene in a daze.

The two men looked at each other for a minute.

Zou Cheng silently put down his finger and spoke first, his tone was very calm, as if two teachers who met at the door of the classroom greeted each other: "Classmate, you just called Zou Cheng from the Chinese Department?" I'm Zou Cheng, but I don't know you. ”

Li Mo resisted the urge to vomit, carefully looked at Zou Cheng, and the kid he met at the reception of the Chinese department just now was not a person at all, and he asked, "Are you Zou Cheng?" Who is that guy at the reception of the Chinese department? ”

Zou Cheng chuckled, and suddenly there were ten million grass and mud horses galloping in his heart!

"I'll go like this! Han Xu, this animal is pretending to be me! ”

Considering that the atmosphere at that time was too weird, Zou Cheng still said calmly: "His name is Han Xu, and he is a freshman in the Chinese department. I am the real Zou Cheng. Also, can you turn around? You see, I still have some personal matters to do. ”

"Sorry, buddy, you continue."

Li Mo held his tumbling stomach hard, considering that if he didn't get it right, he would be killed by the guy in front of him, so he was stunned and ran away with half a piece of shit to wipe his buttocks, leaving Zou Cheng alone in the toilet and vomiting breathlessly.

******

The sun gradually climbed into the middle of the sky.

New students have come to sign up at the reception desk of the Department of Chinese one after another.

Han Xu's purpose of pretending to be Zou Cheng was nothing more than to get close to Ji Ling as soon as possible, and now the goal has been achieved, but the poor senior Zou Cheng has not returned, so he had to stay and help the new students register one by one, and then took the roster to the office, he gave the registration form to the counselor, and then left.

At about two o'clock, the Chinese Department held a class meeting.

When Han Xu came to classroom 218 of Wenkui Building, there were already many people in the huge classroom, all of them were new Chinese freshmen, all with immature faces, looking at the new students while turning their heads and ears, and the whole classroom was noisy like a vegetable market.

Han Xu entered through the back door, found a remote corner and sat down, and observed the girls in the Chinese department.

The girls all brushed to occupy the position at the front of the queue, and Han Xu could see a whole beautiful landscape: ear-length hair, wavy hair, clear soup noodles, ponytails, curly hair, and tomboy short hair, covering and even revealing a fair neck, lined with soft shoulder blades, you will have such an illusion: beautiful women are like clouds. /Lewd//point: Wine pond meat forest!

If you look at the podium from the position, it is not so ideal, you will see: cucumber face, red bean face, chrysanthemum face, cabbage face, pumpkin face and swollen pumpkin face...... At this point, you can think that this is not a classroom, but a vegetable market.

Han Xu sighed sadly, swept his gaze, and found Ji Ling's figure.

Ji Ling changed into a plain white batik orchid suspender belt and a pair of small pink hot pants, biting a milk tea straw in his mouth, sitting under the window and talking to a few girls, compared to the morning dress is much more low-key, but the stunning face still makes the boys' saliva flow into a river.

"Senior, why are you here?" Tian Zhuangzhuang, who came in from the back door of the classroom, saw Han Xu and walked over to sit next to him. The two broke up in the morning, and he still thought that Han Xu was Zou Cheng, and looked at Han Xu with a look of surprise.

"Let's relive what it's like to be a freshman." Han Xu smiled.

Tian Zhuangzhuang pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Senior, you want to soak in the Ji Ling in our class." ”

Han Xu looked at Tian Zhuangzhuang like an idiot: "Vulgar! In the words of our Chinese students, it should be Guan Guan Ju Dove, in River Island, My Fair Lady, Gentleman is good. ”

Tian Zhuangzhuang scratched his hair: "But I also want to ask for this lady." ”

Han Xu looked at Tian Zhuangzhuang, who was as fat as a pig: "Just with your honor?" ”

Tian Zhuangzhuang patted his chest: "Only a heroic and extraordinary person like me is worthy of Ji Ling's national beauty!" ”

Han Xu held his forehead with his hand, and didn't want to say a word again.

There was a click, and the classroom door opened.

A group of people walked in, and at the head was a short and thin old man, with a serious face and steps like the wind, who walked straight to the podium, scanned the audience with sharp eyes, and said: "Hello everyone, I am Xue Zhongru, the dean of the Chinese Department, and welcome everyone to the palace of literature in the Chinese Department." ”

"Wow, it's Teacher Xue Zhongru!"

"Teacher Xue Zhongru, your "Ruins" is so wonderful!"

"That's right, Mr. Xue, I only like literature after watching your "Ruins"."

There was an uproar in the classroom.

In the literary world, the name Xue Zhongru is known to everyone.

He is not only the dean of the Department of Chinese at CUHK, but also the chairman of the Qingchuan Writers Association, specializing in contemporary literature and ideological and cultural criticism.

Many Chinese freshmen are hardcore fans of Xue Zhongru, and now they are naturally excited to see real people.

"Thank you all for your support." Xue Zhongru knocked on the table and motioned for everyone to be quiet.

He said: "Most of the students who come to the Department of Chinese are full of enthusiasm, yearning and fanaticism for literature, and literature should be a very beautiful dream in your hearts. In my opinion, literature, like the Chinese Empire, is accustomed to singing about the wind, the sea is inclusive, and there are phosphorescent glitters of Qu Yuan and Du Fu; There are Jin Yong and Gu Long's vertical and horizontal shut-offs; There is a tragedy of love by Lady Chatterley and Eileen Chang! ”

Xue Zhongru's sharp eyes swept the audience, and said in a deep voice: "I want to ask a question, who dares to come on stage and tell me your views on literature?" ”

The students present were stunned.

On the first day of school, Xue Zhongru came to get off the horse.

At the beginning of the school year, the students were in a state of excitement, and they had no views on literature, but they had a lot of ideas about beautiful women.

For a while, everyone was racking their brains and thinking, and no one came to the stage.

Xue Zhongru said in a deep voice: "Isn't there any of them?" ”

There was still no one in the classroom standing up, and there were a lot of voices talking to each other, and it was really difficult to answer such a big and broad question as the opinion of literature, and it was even more difficult to be brilliant if it wanted to be brilliant, and it was even more difficult to satisfy a great writer like Xue Zhongru.

Xue Zhongru's brows furrowed: "You are the best batch of high school freshmen in the country, and you don't dare to answer such a simple question, it's too disappointing for me!" ”

"Literature is the refuge of the spirit, the self-masturbation of the soul!" Someone replied aloud.

The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Zhongru swept the audience and said in a deep voice: "Who said that?" ”

"Me." Han Xu stood up.

Ji Ling subconsciously turned his head to glance, and then opened his mouth slightly biting the milk tea straw.

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