As soon as Jiang Bo's words were finished, another little red-faced man hurriedly picked up his words and said, "I very much agree with Mr. Jiang's point of view, and there is another matter, I want to state it here." You may not know that the funny actor Liu La on stage has been removed from our Chinese Music Association a few months ago because he refused to repent after beating people, and he does not have the identity of a professional cross talk actor now! ”

"Wow!"

"No, it won't."

"I don't think I've seen it on the news."

With the judges' words, the audience was in an uproar again.

They don't know that this so-called Chinese Music Association is actually a non-governmental organization. Usually ask them to write big-character posters, organize a performance or something, and they do it. But if it comes to administrative ability and who to manage, they don't have the right, let alone the qualifications, at most they can just let their mouths run away.

Hearing the words of these two grandson judges, Liu La was really angry. Fortunately, after knowing that this Jiang Bo was the judge of his group, Liu La realized that this product must have to make trouble for himself, so he was just angry, not too surprised, it was all expected.

Liu La suppressed her temper, but the other judge in the judges' table did not agree.

This is a man in his thirties, with a big face and a plate, and his voice is quite crisp. He slapped the table hard: "I'll also say two words, I also heard the words of the previous two judges, how to say it, it's just two pieces of, it stinks!" Isn't cross talk there to be funny? You're kidding me, aren't you? ”

pointed to Liu La and Old Man Zhang: "What is the political correctness of cross talk, it is not to recite any propaganda slogans, nor to let you educate the world." A cross talk actor said that the cross talk was funny on stage, and the audience was happy to hear it, and when he went home, he just finished arguing with his wife, his son was not good at studying, and his salary was too low, all of which were temporarily put down. Let everyone who has listened to our cross talk be happy and have a harmonious family, this is the contribution of Liu La and Zhang Wenshun to the construction of a harmonious socialist society in China. You are here to say that their cross talk is meaningless, you are sabotaging the process of national harmony! ”

"Wow."

The audience in the audience was in an uproar again, and now it can be regarded as coming, this show is so good-looking, even the judges are starting to press.

As soon as they heard the words of this judge, Jiang Bo and the two of them were red-faced, and their faces suddenly turned green: "Hey, Ma Dong, don't talk nonsense, don't give us random hats." In the entire Chinese cross talk industry, who doesn't know that your old man has been a partner with this Liu Ra's grandfather for many years, and you are suspected of favoritism. ”

The man with the big face and plate is none other than Ma Sanye's youngest son, Ma Dong. Liu La usually sees Ma Dong and calls him uncle, this uncle sees that his eldest nephew is being bullied, so can he not stand up. What's more, with the prestige of the Ma family in the cross talk world, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is half of the country, and he does not have to be afraid of Jiangbo at all.

Seeing that several judges pinched each other, the director behind him was numb. He hurriedly informed the host in front of him through the ear: "Xiao Sa, hurry, don't be stunned, hurry up and let the audience vote, and suppress these masters, or say a few more words, they have to do it, the judges fight in the live broadcast, it is a big accident, and our joke will be a big one." ”

Hearing the anti-Reed voice, the host nodded his head without a trace, signaling that he was clear. Although the host is not very old, he still has enough work experience, in fact, even if the director does not inform him, he is ready to go to the next round.

The host picked up the microphone: "Okay, teachers, since everyone has different opinions, let's take a look at the attitude of the audience." After all, whether the audience likes it or not is the only criterion for judging whether a show is good or bad. ”

After saying this, the host looked at the audience again: "Audience friends, now please pick up the vote counter in your hand, count down to five, and our voting system will be opened." At this moment, the fate of the players is in your hands, please decide carefully. ”

With the host's words, the countdown numbers began to appear on the big screen behind him. And the host also began to count down the numbers: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, the voting begins." Ladies and gentlemen, you have 20 seconds to vote, and the moment you press the button in your hand, the fate of the contestants will be decided. ”

After the voting began, the audience began to communicate with their friends.

Audience A: "Well, should we vote?" ”

Audience B: "Vote, you have to vote, all the broken things in front of you have been voted, and I don't vote for such a good one." ”

Audience A: "But didn't the judges say that this cross talk is not good, it's vulgar." People are professional, so how bad can it be? ”

Audience B pouted: "Which one do you listen to him?" This year, the words of the top experts are not credible, some time ago Henan did not dig out a suspected tomb of Cao Cao, the expert also said that the child lying in the tomb was Cao Cao when he was young, and then dig down, it will be able to dig out Cao Cao when he grows up......"

Audience A pondered for a moment: "Hey, what you say seems to make sense, so let's vote for him." By the way, let me ask you again, did the tomb dig up Cao Cao when he grew up? ”

Audience B......

In the studio of Nuoda, dialogues like those between A and B are constantly staged. Soon, the 20-second voting time is up, and with the host's "stop", the votes cast after that will not be counted in the score.

"Okay, now that the voting results are out, please show the results on the big screen."

After the host's voice fell, rising numbers began to appear on the big screen. 5… 40… 100… 350… 470，471、472、473。 The further the number went on, the slower the number grew, until eventually, above the number 482, the growth stopped completely.

"Wow!" Seeing this number, the audience couldn't help but exclaim. You must know that there were only 500 people who participated in the vote, and before Liu La, the highest group only got 436 votes. As soon as Liu La and Mr. Zhang appeared, they directly broke this record, and even increased it by dozens of points.

This result basically means that among the audience votes in the six groups today, Liu La is likely to be the one with the highest number of votes.

After seeing this result, not only the audience was surprised, but the host also let out an "ah" in surprise, and Jiang Bo's face instantly became gloomy.

The show has to continue, and the host can't take care of Jiang Bo's emotions.

He picked up the microphone and said to the judges: "Now that the voting results of the audience have come out, next, please ask the judges to also write the scores that the contestants deserve in their minds on the whiteboard in front of them." ”

Hearing the host's words, several judges lowered their heads and began to score. A few seconds later, they all raised the score cards at the same time. From left to right, the first judge gave a score of 75 points. The second place Jiang Bo's henchman, he gave a score of 50 points. The third is Jiang Bo himself, and the score he gave is also fifty points. The fourth judge was Ma Dong, and he gave a score of 100 points. The fifth, and last judge, also gave a score of 75.

"Phew. Seeing these five scores with too large a gap, the audience couldn't help but start to coax, but this time it was not good-natured, but malicious boos.

In fact, these five judges, as can be seen from the scores, are divided into three different camps. The first and fifth places give 75 points to a camp, and these two just don't want to offend people, so they find a median score and write it on the board, and no one is partial.

The second camp naturally gave fifty points to Jiang Bo and the two. Maybe it's to save the face of the contestants, so before the competition, the organizing committee informed the judges that when scoring this cross talk competition, the minimum score is 50 points. Therefore, what they gave Liu La was actually the lowest score, which can be said to be a tear in the face.

The last camp is naturally Comrade Ma Dong, the little uncle, and his 100 points can be regarded as saving face for Liu La.

Liu La's face was saved, but the organizing committee's face was lost. The program voted first by the audience, and when the judges gave the score, they actually scored two fifty points, which is a slap in the face, this is simply a slap in the face of CCTV, which makes people feel that the competition is greasy.

Seeing the results of the judges' scores, the host was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, and he held back his anger, he forced a smile and said: "Okay, since the results of the audience and the judges have come out, let's take a look at the total results of this group of contestants." ”

With his words, the big screen behind him gave the results of Liu La's two scores combined, with a total of 832 points. And this result also easily ranked in the top 30 of this group, that is to say, even if they were hindered by Jiang Bo, Liu La and Mr. Zhang still managed to advance.

"Young Master Liu, I love you!"

"Liu Daxian'er, awesome!"

Seeing this achievement, whether it was the scene or the fans in front of the TV and computer, they couldn't help but let out a burst of excited screams. Nothing else, it's so relieving, it's too slap in the face!

When the cheers subsided, the host turned to Liu La's side and said to him with a smile: "Congratulations to the two players, you have successfully advanced to the next round." What do you think about the fact that the results are completely opposite between the audience and the judges? ”

As soon as he heard this, Liu Lale was happy: "Thank you for the support of the audience." Before leaving the show, a limerick poem was sent to Mr. Jiang Bo in the judges' seat, thanking Mr. Jiang for his comments on our program just now. The name of the poem is "Eight Hopes". ”

"Count nine in the middle of winter and look forward to spring, and look forward to the morning sun in the middle of the night.

The flower looks forward to a large amount of money, and the idle second wife looks forward to the hooligan.

The lone jackal looks forward to the female ghost at night, and the single old man looks forward to the aunt.

"Well, why do you still read poetry?"

"Haha, these sentences are kind of interesting."

Listening to Liu La's crooked poem, everyone was happy, but no one understood what he meant.

At this time, Liu La read the last sentence again-

"The actor is looking forward to winning the award, and the cross talk is looking forward to the death of the peers!"

"Hey, I knew that after this willow plague god suffered a loss, he would have to get it back without stopping!" The audience laughed, and Jiang Bo's face changed color.

At this time, Liu La read the last line of the poem again: "Those who act are looking forward to winning awards." At this point, he stopped talking and pointed the microphone towards the audience.

"Say cross talk and look forward to death!" The audience really gave face, and hundreds of people in the audience shouted this sentence loudly......