Chapter 191: I tied myself up and gave it to him
Spring Breeze Inn.
Because she was bound, Mrs. Qiu could only obediently be at the mercy of Li Qingzhao, such as learning to touch her pink cheeks from the market scoundrels, such as scraping the soft hairs on her lips with a knife, such as staring at her chest, such as patting her ass.
If she could, Mrs. Qiu wanted to bite her tongue and commit suicide, a pair of beautiful eyes glared at Li Qingzhao, because she was full of poetry and books, and she scolded people so gracefully: "As a lady, you should guard the way of the boudoir, you are so immoral and characterless, and teach the world to laugh." β
Translates to -- you stinky shameless.
Li Qingzhao is playing stinky and shameless, this is what Shanbao once taught her, the so-called thief also has a way, revenge on this matter, you have to adapt to the person's conditions, offend you is a drunkard, put the wine in a place where he can smell and drink, offend you is a glutton, put the delicacy in a place where he can't smell and eat, offend you is a literati, and praise Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, plus Su Shi and Li Yu, offended you is a martial artist, so he hyped up a Lu Er, Zhao Sandian, Wei Siguan, five horses, six Zhang Fei.
At that time, Li Qingzhao asked: "What if my enemy is a pervert?" β
Shanbao said: "You put the four beauties in front of his bed, and then tie him up strongly." β
The next day, Li Qingzhao tied up the son of his neighbor Kong Laosan, and then tied Shanbao, who was only wearing a middle coat, and put it in front of him, because Kong Laosan's son scolded her for being a fat pig, and it is said that Kong Laosan's son had a lot of nosebleeds at that time, and finally Yan ZΓ²ng, who was anemic, had to seek treatment from Shanxi.
Today, Li Qingzhao became a Feng woman again, and tied Mrs. Qiu into a strong knot, and since Mrs. Qiu was a woman from a good family, she humiliated her with frivolity.
After teasing enough, Li Qingzhao wrote a letter to Qiu Yu, the content of which was: Your wife is in my hands, if you want her to keep her chastity, let my cousin go.
At first, it was written that if she wanted her to save her life, but later changed to if she wanted her to keep her chastity, and felt that for a Confucius protΓ©gΓ© like Qiu Yu, chastity was more important than life.
After writing it, he went downstairs to pay the shopkeeper a few taels of silver, with a wink, and sent him to deliver the letter to the government office.
When Qiu Yu received the letter, he immediately led his troops to surround the Chunfeng Inn, easily rescued Mrs. Qiu, and arrested Li Qingzhao and locked him up with Shanbao.
The sisters widened their eyes and sighed at each other.
Shanbao said earnestly: "Since you want to take hostages, you should put a knife against her neck and threaten the people who came to save her." β
Li Qingzhao was a little ashamed: "I resisted, but when Qiu Yu came, he smiled at me, and the knife in my hand fell." β
Shanbao hates iron and steel: "A Qiu Yu will let you automatically disarm, if the grandfather omits it......"
Li Qingzhao immediately said: "I tied myself up and gave it to him." β
Shanbao clasped his head on his knees: "Yes, if it were me, I would have tied myself up and given it to him, and now I am afraid that I will affect him." β
Li Qingzhao asked, "Why is this?" β
Shanbao raised his head, looked at the black wall in front of him, and said leisurely: "Do you think he will put me here and ignore it, but it is the emperor who put me in prison, he will inevitably offend the emperor if he wants to save me, and the emperor must die. β
The surroundings were so silent that you could hear the jailer yawning on the porch, this was a separate cell, and it was usually held for felons, and the emperor opened his mouth to punish Shanbao, even if Shanbao's crime was unwarranted, she was also considered a felon.
Li Qingzhao was not annoyed, and complained to Shanbao: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be in prison, you died and got a charge of assassinating the emperor, but I got a charge of kidnapping Mrs. Qiu, I don't know and think I like Mrs. Qiu, but I clearly like Lord Qiu, the difference between one word and the meaning is very different, it's really fatal." β
Shanbao knew that this cousin was also a knife-mouthed tofu heart, and comforted her: "You can't die, I won't let you die." β
Li Qingzhao looked out of the cell with a mouse's eyebrows, the lights were dim, and a large spider hung down from above the cell door, in addition, there was no living thing, she was relieved, approached Shanbao and whispered: "Cousin, what do you mean, we escaped from prison?" β
Shanbao asked rhetorically, "What about after that?" β
Li Qingzhao was speechless.
Shanbao smiled bitterly: "After wandering the world, he died in the rivers and lakes? That's all the story in the novels of the rivers and lakes, how difficult it was for us to flee from Jinan to Leigong Town, not to mention that it was the emperor who wanted to punish me. β
There was silence for a while, and the cell was so quiet that Li Qingzhao's heavy gasping could be heard, and the yawning of the jailer in the distance gradually intensified, and after a while, he was silent, thinking that he was asleep.
Li Qingzhao supported the huge head with her hands, sleepiness hit, in line with the mentality of drinking and getting drunk today, she simply slept happily, she closed her eyes and said vaguely: "Then you still say that you won't let me die, and you refuse to escape from prison." β
Shanbao's hand slowly put on Li Qingzhao's back, and said softly: "I take your acupoint, and you will fake your death, and then I call the jailers that if you die suddenly, they will carry you out with a door panel and send you to the mass grave overnight, you take advantage of the dark night, the wind is blowing wildly, and no one dares to go to the mass grave ghosts, so you run away, run as far as possible, and stay incognito, after all, it is me who wants to punish the emperor, and he will not embarrass you." β
Li Qingzhao turned around slowly, his eyes were frightened as if he had seen a ghost, his whole body was like frozen chaff, and he trembled and said: "The night is dark, the wind is blowing wildly, ghosts are rampant, cousin, I would rather die in prison." β
Shanbao sighed, even so, there is no other good opportunity.
She lay down next to Li Qingzhao, regretting her mistakes: "I'm angry when I think about it, depending on whether Gonggong Cao is dead or alive, I shouldn't care if he is, but now I don't know if he is dead or alive." β
At this point, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, Gonggong Cao was still injured, those who couldn't heal him before, and he won't be cured now, sooner or later, there will be a time to beg for himself.
His heart suddenly became cheerful, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and hugged Li Qingzhao and fell asleep.
In the second half of the night, the oil lamp burned out, and the jailer slept soundly, and did not come to re-take the lamp, in the dark, Shanbao felt in the haze that someone had lifted himself, wanted to ask, couldn't open his mouth, wanted to shout, couldn't make a sound, was it a dream, but the feeling around his body was so clear, he had been placed on a piece of something like a door panel, and then out of the cell, his eyes tried his best to open but couldn't open, it felt like he had passed through the corridor, and then a cool air rushed in, he should be out of the prison, and continued to march, his ears were noisy insects, like he was in the suburbs, After walking for a long time, she was let down, and someone pushed her off the door with a hard push, and then heard footsteps and quickly left.
She didn't know what was going on, she just thought it was a dream, and continued to sleep peacefully, at dawn, she woke up, stretched her waist, and pushed Li Qingzhao beside her: "Cousin." β
Suddenly I felt that my cousin was a little thin, and when I looked sideways, I immediately exclaimed: "Ah! (To be continued.) )