Chapter 104: His existence is to destroy your three views

On the other side, Bai Xiaolong's first battle also began.

His opponent is Kong Xiaoou, Sven Qingxiu, and Kong Xiaoou, who is a little timid. Standing opposite Kong Xiaoou, Bai Xiaolong was almost two heads taller than her, with a tiger's back and a strong body. The two stood together, and the contrast between strength and weakness, high and low was very obvious.

But looking at Bai Xiaolong's nervous expression, it was as if the person standing opposite him was not a beautiful and thin girl, but a demon who ate people and did not spit out bones.

The real demon was in the arena - Zhu Bajiao was standing under the ring, glaring at Bai Xiaolong viciously, his expression as if he was about to eat people.

Nima, Bai Xiaolong, you are a little example, if you dare to touch a little gull's hair, I will tear you alive as a hand-torn chicken! This is what Zhu Bajiao said to Bai Xiaolong personally before the battle.

Bai Xiaolong swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty and saluted Kong Xiaoou. Kong Xiaoou returned the salute.

The referee gave the order to "drink", and the battle began!

Then everyone in the audience saw the weirdest battle in their lives-

The two of them froze in place first, and no one dared to move first. Bai Xiaolong was afraid of Zhu Bajiao and didn't dare to make the first move. And Kong Xiaoou, who is delicate and quiet, may be because he is not confident in his strength and does not dare to make the first move. After all, Bai Xiaolong was one of the people with the highest score in the morning!

The two of them pretended to be sculptures face to face for dozens of seconds, and everyone in the audience was almost stunned. , did you two go on stage to practice cross-eyed? With such big eyes, you must be able to kill, right? Why don't you even move your fingers for so long?

The referee warned loudly: "If you passively avoid the battle, both sides will deduct points!" ”

Bai Xiaolong swallowed another mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and said to Kong Xiaoou, "Sister-in-law, why don't you move me?" ”

"Huh?" Kong Xiaoou was inexplicably screamed by his sister-in-law, and was a little panicked.

Bai Xiaolong then stepped forward and repeated: "You just move me, I won't hide." ”

"Oh......" Kong Xiaoou timidly stretched out a finger and tapped it on Bai Xiaolong.

In an instant, everyone was fixed for a moment.

"Ahh

Bai Xiaolong was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly let out an extremely terrible scream, and then flew upside down a few meters and fell heavily to the ground. I saw him covering the part that was "hit" by Kong Xiaoou, rolling wildly, with a painful expression.

"Ahh I can't stand it, it's so powerful, I admit defeat, I admit defeat......"

The audience was stunned by his exaggerated acting skills, and only one thought popped up in their hearts: Nima...... Whether she has 100,000 volts of high-voltage electricity in her hand, or is she hiding a nuclear warhead, do you need to exaggerate it so much, it's just an insult to our intelligence......

The referee was full of black lines and was forced to count down ten times.

"In this battle, the blue square hole Xiaoou wins!"

In the audience, Zhu Bajiao applauded vigorously and said: "This hand and one yang finger are simply earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, amazing!" ”

Kong Xiaoou on the stage blushed, glanced at him, and ran off the stage. Bai Xiaolong, who was still rolling around, jumped up, ran to Zhu Bajiao with a smoke, and said flatteringly: "Brother, how do you see my appearance, are you satisfied?" ”

Zhu Bajiao snorted and said, "The acting skills are too exaggerated, bad reviews!" ”

Bai Xiaolong's face suddenly became bitter.

Later, Zhu Bajiao's first battle also began in the limelight.

His opponent was the fifth place in the morning martial arts test, Wang Dong.

Both of them are tall, but Zhu Bajiao is a fat and round type, and the opponent is a stout type, how to say it, the meat of the two people is compared together, it is a bit like the difference between tofu brain and rock.

But the result was a big surprise, the tofu brain actually defeated the rock!

Zhu Bajiao's loose and fluffy muscles showed formidable power in the real battle! Although the exaggerated ripple of the muscles on his body when he danced his hands and feet was ridiculous, there was a majestic power as the sea hidden in the fat that people couldn't help but despise!

What's even more surprising is that although this fat man rolls like a ball, he is extremely fast and flexible to bounce balls! Wang Dong, who fought against him, almost couldn't catch up with him at all!

Zhu Bajiao's way of defeating his opponent is very simple and rude!

That's a bulldozer-style crush!

As soon as the battle began, he waved his hands and feet, aggressively, and pressed his opponent like a tank! Although that posture is very unpleasant, it is better because of the strength and speed, Wang Dong is simply powerless, and then he was forced to the corner of the rope!

Then, pop bang......

Zhu Bajiao waved his fan-like palm and slapped it on him for ninety-nine eighty-one palms, and after he stopped his hand, Wang Dong had almost been slapped into tofu scum by him.

Looking at Wang Dong, who was swollen into a pig's head, the onlookers shuddered, Nima, this fat man is jealous of others being thinner than him, and he has to beat everyone to be as fat as a pig, this is really too cruel......

Immediately afterwards, the second round of battles kicked off.

Bai Xiaolong ushered in a second beautiful opponent. Before the war, there was a malicious rumor among the students, saying that Bai Xiaolong was a pervert with weak legs when he saw a beautiful woman, so he would be knocked out by the beautiful Kong Xiaoou in the first game.

The beautiful opponent he met in the second round seemed to believe the rumor.

After the battle, the girl smiled at him, winked at him, and then pulled the shoulder strap down a little, intentionally or unintentionally. Bai Xiaolong felt a little hot all over his body.

Then he thought to himself: "This girl should have some problems with her eyes, otherwise she will squeeze her eyebrows and eyes for Mao Lao, and she will be itchy and numb in her body." Also, isn't she very hot, otherwise why do you wear so few clothes? ”

When the girl saw that he didn't attack, she was secretly happy in her heart, so she snorted at him coquettishly: "Handsome guy, can I touch you?" ”

Bai Xiaolong scratched his head innocently, and didn't say no. The girl reached out and poked him in the chest, and then waited for him to shout expectantly, and then flew out dozens of meters and rolled on the ground.

As a result, after three seconds, the two of them were still staring at each other. Her face was a little ugly: "You, shouldn't you fly out?" ”

Bai Xiaolong was stunned for a moment, and then said with concern: "Classmate, there is nothing wrong with your brain, right?" ”

The girl was stunned all of a sudden.

Looking up, he was obviously not joking, he was serious!

This, this, this, whose IQ is the problem? The pretty girl's face turned red at once, and she felt like an idiot.

Looking at the girl with a face full of shame, the people around her wanted to fight Bai Xiaolong.

Immediately afterward, the girl fought him in grief and indignation. Your sister, if you touch you for other women, you will fly out, and the old lady will poke you like a magic stick? Is the old lady not as beautiful as her, or is her breasts not as big as hers? Don't take you to bully people like this!

Bang bang!

After a full round of fighting, her hands and feet cramped, and the girl gasped violently. As a result, as soon as he looked up, the goods were surprised and concerned and said, "Classmate, you finished the fight so quickly?" You were just joking around with me, why didn't you feel anything? ”

The girl was about to vomit blood.

Then, in the second and third rounds, she fought hard and beat Bai Xiaolong violently, beating her head bruises and her face hideous. However, towards the end of the third round, she ...... He fainted from the fight, and then, Bai Xiaolong won.

During the whole process, he didn't even move a finger.

The audience vomited blood and fell to the ground. What the is this...... Just beat the pestle there, without moving a finger, you can win! It's unreasonable!

I'll wipe it, this strange thing is purely to destroy our three views and save it!

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