Chapter 2 Lu Bu
When Ren Hong woke up, it was already dawn, he shook his head that was still dizzy, opened his eyes with difficulty and looked around, this is an antique room, the furniture is all wooden, and there is a copper mirror on the antique comb table next to it, and there is a candlestick on it, and there is a half-cut candle that has been extinguished on the candlestick, this is there, it won't be Hengdian Film and Television City, maybe.
Ren Hong stood up in a daze, looked at the furniture, and sighed in his heart, these props are really made, you see that these chairs and stools can't even find a single iron nail, and this room, it should be a boudoir, red mosquito nets, red bedding, and a combing table, this bronze mirror, and the ancient costume beauties in this bronze mirror, this beauty is so beautiful, if I have half of her beauty, there will be one more man who pursues me.
Hey, it's moving, it's like she's imitating me, it's not a mirror but an LCD monitor, and this beauty is a pantomime, she can see my movements from the camera, and she's imitating me, and it's so vivid, it's so interesting, look at me to cover your camera, can you still imitate me.
Ren Hong was excited by the beauty in the mirror, so she began to look for hidden cameras around the bronze mirror, at this time the door was opened, and a girl dressed as a maid in ancient costume walked over with a copper basin, and saw that Ren Hong was looking for this, and asked curiously; "Miss, what are you looking for? Are you feeling better? ”
"Miss,." Ren Hong wanted to say who are you calling? But as soon as he heard that his voice was wrong, how could he say such a good voice, it was comparable to the good voice of China, and the beauty in the bronze mirror just now, an ominous premonition came to his heart, he hurriedly rushed to the bronze mirror, grimaced at the bronze mirror, wrinkled his nose, squeezed his eyebrows, stuck out his tongue, picked his nose, in short, he did all the obscene actions that a girl could not make, and then he helplessly found that the beauty in this mirror was himself, did he really cross over? It's still plastic surgery, the latter is more likely, at least that's what she wants.
"Miss, are you alright, don't scare me." The maid Xiaoyu was about to cry when she saw the young lady going crazy in front of the mirror, last night the young lady was worshipping the moon, and suddenly the moonlight darkened, just like a person suddenly closed his eyes and then opened them, but the young lady fainted when the moonlight returned to light, and the young lady woke up and became like this, it was not evil.
"You sent me to Korea?" Ren Hong was very annoyed, how could a person's hair and skin and his parents change his appearance without his consent.
"What Korea, I don't understand what you mean?" Xiaoyu looked at the young lady suspiciously and said,
"I had to go to Thailand." Ren Hong hurriedly moved her lower body, some of the feelings were still there, and she didn't feel anything more, and she suddenly relaxed her heart.
"Daughter, you're awake, it's great, Dahan is saved." An old man wearing ancient costumes and a long beard entered the house and said happily when he saw Ren Hong.
"Daughter, big man, is saved." What is this, he looked at the old man, and saw that his beard did not look like a director, but like an actor acting in a costume drama.
"Hey, if you don't want to do it, it's not difficult for your father to do it, after all, it's too unfair to you to put the future of the big man on you as a weak woman." The old man sighed and said in a sad tone.
"What the hell is it, did I promise you anything?" Ren Hong was confused.
"Last night, you and my father and daughter made a clever plan, using a beauty trick to make Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo turn against each other and kill Dong Zhuo's old thief, so as to ensure that my Han foundation will no longer be played by traitors." The old man put aside last night's plans.
"Wait, my head is a little messy, repeatedly, Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu, Dahan Jiye, so you are Wang Yun?" Ren Hong pointed to the old man and said.
"You unfilial daughter, how can you call your father like that." Wang Yun said behind him.
Sure enough, Ren Hong walked to the side of the bed and came back, put out a big word on the bed, pinched her thigh with her hand, and felt a pain in her heart, sure enough, the dream was true, she didn't know whether to cry or laugh, she really crossed over, crossed over to the Three Kingdoms, and it was the first beauty of the Three Kingdoms, Diao Chan, and now Diao Chan's mission is to seduce Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo, first Dong Zhuo's little daughter-in-law, then Lu Bu's little daughter-in-law, and then there is nothing to do with her, However, I heard that Ye Shi said that Diao Chan was killed by Guan Yu after the death of Lu Bu in Baimenlou.
Regardless of whether this Diao Chan was killed by Guan Yu or not, it didn't end well anyway, in fact, those who were called beauties in ancient times didn't end well, either died early or married far away, it was the ancient beauty who was like a famous general, and the world was not allowed to see the white head.
At this time, someone came to report", Lu Wenhou asked to see outside. ”
Wang Yundao; "Tea in the living room." Then glared at Ren Hong fiercely, his eyes were full of murderous intent, Xu Renhong was trembling when he looked at it, and thought, this old man won't be murderous to me, it's possible, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms said that Diao Chan was just a singer on Wang Yun's mansion, but that night when he saw Diao Chan was beautiful and wanted to use her to deal with Lu Bu's father and son, he accepted her as a righteous daughter, if I don't cooperate with him now, for this person who has no blood relationship, killing is killing.
Lu Bu is coming, then the time I passed through is not when Lu Bu enters Wang Yun's mansion, this day should be Lu Bu to thank Wang Yun for giving him the golden crown to thank him, and then I went out to pour wine for Lu Bu, Lu Bu, a pervert, took a fancy to me, Wang Yun asked me to be Lu Bu's concubine, and sent it to Lu Bu's mansion on a certain day, and one day later Wang Yun invited Dong Zhuo to the mansion as a guest, and let Dong Zhuo, the old man, take me away, why is my life so bitter.
But what should I do? Since I came to this world and crossed over to the body of the four beauties Diao Chan, I had to accept the fact of becoming Diao Chan, but I couldn't accept Diao Chan's fate, becoming a pawn of Wang Yun, Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo's plaything, I want to dominate my fate, I want to unify the Three Kingdoms, hungry ......, forget it, it's too difficult, I'd better go back, go back to be my little nurse, marry a senior, and live a small life, but how to go back? In many time-traveling novels, it is written that you can go back if you die, then I will go to find death, isn't Lu Bu very powerful? I'm going to see what he's up to.
Diao Chan understands that if he doesn't go to see Lu Bu today, Wang Yun is very likely to kill himself when he comes back, and no one will investigate the killing of a singer in which society he is an official, and it is no different from killing a fly, but can my life die in the hands of Wang Yun, a bad old man? If you want to die, you have to die in the hands of this handsome guy of the Three Kingdoms, I don't know if Lu Bu is handsome as a current film and television star among these people.
Diao Chan asked the location of the back hall, and then went to see the first handsome guy in the Three Kingdoms with trepidation, in front of the window of the back hall, Diao Chan glued saliva with his fingers to break the window paper, and looked inside, this is all learned by watching TV, and when he looked inside, he saw a heroic man sitting on top of him, with a face like a crown of jade, handsome facial features, eyes like torches, full of aura, Diao Chan secretly said, this is what a general should look like.
Lu Bu was also very embarrassed after being allowed to take the seat, and said: "Lu Bu is the prime minister's general, why is Situ a minister of the imperial court?" ”
Wang Yun said: "There are no heroes today, only generals. Yun Fei is the position of respecting the general, and the talent of the general. Diao Chan retched for a while after hearing this, and secretly scolded the sycophant.
Lu Bu heard movement outside the window, and out of the nature of a warrior, he shouted; "Who's outside the window?".
Wang Yun was startled and sprinkled a pair of wine in his hand, Lu Bu shouted, the door was opened, and Diao Chan came in, just like the eldest sister of the new society, after entering the house, she was not angry with people, and said with a big grin; "You're that Lu Bu?"
Wang Yun's body collapsed to the ground, my God, how can you talk to Lu Bu like this, he is a murderous demon king, it's over, my old life is hurt by you, Lu Bu saw a stunning beauty come in, and his eyes immediately straightened, revealing the prototype of a pervert, as for what Diao Chan said, he didn't hear it clearly.
Seeing Lu Bu looking like such a bear, Diao Chan was immediately extremely disappointed in this handsome guy in the Three Kingdoms, seeing that he didn't seem to hear his words, he stepped forward and stretched out his right hand and shook it in front of Lu Bu, saying; "Hey, what about you? Deaf? ”
Lu Bu finally came back to his senses, wiped his saliva embarrassedly, and said; "Is the girl talking to me?"
"I'm facing you now, if I'm not talking to you, who else can I talk to?"
"Oh, what did the girl just say?"
"I'm asking you, name, gender, family members, leniency in confession, strict in resistance, you understand." Diao Chan makes the appearance of a Japanese devil interrogating the underground party.