Ninety-Nine The Joke of Mona

The corners of the jade merchant's mouth lifted an arc: Very good, let me teach them a lesson, let them know that the jade circle is not just a matter of raw goods and two goods coming in and inserting a kick, and you can make a windfall.

He put the jade material he had already held in his hand on the table, pushed his glasses, and smiled at the little brother: "Little brother, do you think my jade material will not produce good jade?" ”

The younger brother said arrogantly: "It's not that I think, but the facts, your stone will not contain jade, I have been with the jade material for a whole day today, with or without the jade material, you will know at a glance." ”

"Okay, since the little brother is so confident in his ability to break jade, why don't we take a gamble?" The jade merchant smiled and put it down. Teach these two little dolls a lesson, and it's not bad to earn some pocket money by the way.

The Ruhua sister hurriedly came over and said to the jade merchant: "This uncle, I advise you not to gamble with my brother, my brother is a casino killer, ten bets and ten wins, the world's five major casinos are hanging free entry cards for him, don't lose for a while." ”

The jade merchant smiled and said: "Don't worry little girl, I won't repay the debt, I will use this stone to bet with you, you also choose a stone that you are optimistic about, if the jade cut out of my stone is not as good as yours, I will pay you a million yuan." "These two bear children, many people are stupid and impulsive, and the jade merchant feels that he has earned this million. I was thinking about whether to celebrate and have a small party tonight.

The two rookie children who were full of self-confidence heard the gambling fight, and immediately agreed excitedly, and the jade merchant asked the shop owner to testify, and after the four signed and pressed their fingerprints, they officially started the gambling fight.

The jade merchant said: "Uncle, I will let you take a step, as long as your jade material can be of the same quality as mine, even if you win." Did you solve the stone first or did I do it first? “

The younger brother was about to speak, but the elder sister stopped and said, "You solve it first, and we will solve it later." ”

The jade merchant smiled and asked the boss to open the stone machine. He carefully rubbed his jade material.

The sisters and brothers picked and chose among the piles of jade materials they bought, arguing while picking, attacking each other with poor vision, and finally selected a piece of jade to take it. Prepare the calcite.

The jade merchant is still slowly sassaframing his own stones, there are already a bunch of spectators gathered around, and people who have received the news are constantly coming, everyone's life is too boring and needs fun, how can you give up onlookers at such a happy moment? Less than half an hour. The people in the jade circle of Mona City almost arrived, and everyone greeted each other with a smile on their faces, squeezing their eyebrows, laughing at the two lambs to the slaughter, and watching the jokes.

The two lambs didn't seem to know it, and they also looked at the jade material that the jade merchant was rubbing, and carried out a Q-style psychological attack.

"Uncle, you've been sassafras for a long time, and you haven't seen the jade, is your jade material a stone at all. There's no jade in it at all? My sister said with a smile.

The younger brother immediately said: "I think it's right, this is originally a stone, and it's an ugly stone, uncle, you spent tens of thousands of dollars on this stone, right?" Your money has been soaked this time. ”

"Not only are tens of thousands of dollars blistered, but you have to give me two a million pocket money in a while, hehe......"

"Let me think about how we spend this million?"

"What can you do with a million? Buy some souvenirs for the kids to play with. ”

……

"Out of the jade, out of the jade!" The audience's exclamation interrupted the self-amusement of the sisters and brothers, "It's still topaz, topaz has been very popular in the market recently!" ”

"Lao Liu's luck is good, this piece of jade is not chanterelle, it's almost the same. The investment of tens of thousands of yuan has multiplied a hundred times in a while, and this jade material is worth millions now, right? ”

"Lao Liu, I want five million."

"Six million. Six million to me. ”

There was still someone who wanted to make an offer, but the jade merchant interrupted: "I won't buy it if you pay 10 million, and this piece of material will be taken back to my master to carve into jade, and it will be worth tens of millions." Heck, it's been a long time since I've found such a good quality material. I'm in for a treat tonight, and everyone is going to Mona to eat game. ”

The crowd congratulated and cheered.

The younger brother of the rookie siblings. That is, Yuan Ye secretly thought in her heart: The secular world is now hyping the jade material to such a high price, this piece of yellow material in Liuxiang Weiwei's collection is simply the bottom of the store, Liuxiang Weiwei is basically used to practice carving materials for Yuan Ye, she herself is too lazy to get started, but here is regarded as a treasure to compete for. The spiritual energy contained in it can only be absorbed by the pat of the original leaf's hand.

Sister Ruhua next to her, that is, Liuxiang Weiwei, was worried about this situation, such a poor material was still being scrambled and hyped to such a high price, it can be seen how high the price of jade materials in the secular world is, if you leave Liuxiang Garden in the future, there is no white jade to make up the sky, how can the original leaf sustain life? Do you rely on these high-priced, low-quality jade materials? I'm afraid that if I buy all the jade materials in the world, I won't be able to maintain the life of the original leaf for a few years.

That's right, this sister and brother are played by Liuxiang Weiwei and Yuan Ye.

There are many people in this shop who buy jade, but the jade breaking technology is not good, and most of the jade materials they choose are not of good quality, and some are even stones without spiritual power.

Yuan Ye observed for a long time, and finally discovered this uncle, the spiritual energy content of this piece of jade material he selected was not bad, so he seized the opportunity to step forward to provoke, and made the jade merchant gamble with him.

The jade merchant washed the jade he had unraveled with the water brought by his man, and was so excited that he asked the sisters and brothers with a face full of chrysanthemums: "It's time for you to solve the stone, I can wait to see you solve the good jade to feast your eyes!" ”

On the surface, the sister and brother are obviously a little shocked, and the sister's expression is a little bad, as for the complexion, she wears such a thick foundation, who can still see her complexion. The younger brother really looked brute, and said to the jade merchant: "Even if you don't pull a few yellows, you are also considered jade?" I know that mutton fat and white jade are good jade, are you colluding with these people to coax us for money? I'm not afraid of being deceived by you, our family has a backer in Gong'an, no matter how much money you make us, I have to let you spit it out. ”

"The Mona City Jade Association has a special organization for appraising jade, if you don't believe in the vision of everyone here, your jade will be solved later, and we will invite someone from the Jade Association to come over for identification." Good jade is not afraid of thousands of people, and jade merchants now want more people to come to see their topaz, and with popularity, the price will be raised even higher.

The younger brother said disdainfully: "Hey, don't talk nonsense with your old man, let's speak with facts, so that you know what it means to push the back waves of the Yangtze River and push the front waves." The front wave dies on the beach. ”

Faced with his younger brother's arrogant expression and words, the jade merchant smiled with a very restrained smile, who would care about the moldy head who was about to lose a million?

The sister and brother put the jade material away and prepared to solve the stone.

The younger brother said, "Let's cut it directly from the middle." Rubbing the skin little by little, what a little family! ”

My sister shook her head and said, "No, no, our jade material is going to produce a peerless jade, go down with a knife and cut a good piece of jade in half." The value must be greatly discounted, although we don't care about the money, but we don't have to worry about the money. ”

"What the old lady said makes sense, okay, let's wipe it slowly. Let them all follow a little light, feast their eyes, and see what a real good jade is! The younger brother frantically started the stone dissolver.

The onlookers held back their laughter, and had to admire that the forest was so big that there were all kinds of birds, where did these two self-confident rookie neuropathies come from! How dare they be so ashamed to speak out in front of these well-known experts in the jade world!

The sisters and brothers began to understand Shi Daye in the eyes of everyone watching the show. One pressed the jade material, and the other took the calcite slowly. The clumsiness of the technique is comparable to that of a toddler who has just learned to hold chopsticks. In the eyes of others, do you still want to solve the peerless jade at this level? Unless you are lucky enough to lie in bed and do not move, money will fall from the sky.

For Liuxiang Weiwei and Yuan Ye, it is not easy to pretend to be such a clumsy calcite technique, because in front of these old fritter connoisseurs, if you don't pay attention to any detail, you may expose the true technique, so the two of them really have a hard time solving the stone, mainly because of the hard work of pretending.

"Why don't you have jade?" The confidence of the siblings began to slip, especially the younger brother. The impatient nature was exposed, "Let's just cut it down from the middle with a knife, it's too troublesome to grind a little bit." ”

"Be patient, brother. Some of the material skin is very thick. "Relatively speaking, my sister is still relatively patient, but sweat also oozes through the layers of foundation on her forehead. Liuxiang Weiwei is actually more anxious in her heart, what if the sweat ruins the makeup she worked so hard to paint?

The people around began to ridicule the two siblings:

"Two great experts in the jade world, is your peerless jade about to be solved? It's time for dinner, and we're in a hurry to eat game in Mona! ”

"Two senior experts in the industry. Are you afraid that we will feast our eyes, and deliberately refuse to unravel the peerless jade? ”

Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Hahahaha......

Even through several layers of thick foundation, Liuxiang Weiwei felt that her face was going to be unbearable, and she didn't know how Yuan Ye practiced that layer of frost-free foundation-free and self-thick skin could still be realistically performed.

"Sister, why don't we cut it?" Seeing that the jade basketball in their hands was rubbed into a football, the football became a volleyball, the volleyball turned into a shot put, and it was about to become a table tennis ball, the bursting self-confidence of the sisters and brothers was finally defeated.

"Cut, cut, cut." The tips of my sister's ears that were not powdered were red.

The younger brother skimmed the jade horizontally and vertically like cutting a watermelon, and cut it into a small triangle, not to mention the peerless jade, there is no shadow of jade, it is just a stone.

The whole shop has become a sea of joy, everyone has not encountered such refreshing entertainment for too long, and even the embarrassment of watching the two rookies in the middle is so cute. I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it, and this is the way these two are now!

"Hahaha...... Concession, two little friends concession! "The happiest thing is the jade merchant, this kind of entertainment, see how others can experience the joy themselves," two little friends, tonight I invited my friends to eat game in Mona time, how about the two of you also come to join in the fun?" Hehehe......"

The two bear children have long since lost their previous toughness, and they muttered together with a frosted eggplant.

"Sister, the stones we bought are not good, we have both bought them according to this method these days, could it be that the master sued us for a problem?" The younger brother pressed his hand to a pile of stones they had bought.

My sister didn't speak with a gloomy face, and turned her head to look at the shopkeeper: "Boss, our sisters don't plan to ask for so many stones......

Before my sister's words were finished, she was interrupted by the boss with a smile: "I'm sorry girl, our shop does not support seven-day no reason to return, the item has been sold, it will not be returned, and it will not be free of charge." ”

The younger brother also understood what his sister meant, and said angrily to the shop owner: "Hey, boss, we haven't taken out your shop yet, this is still your thing, return the money to us!" ”

The boss said disdainfully: "Children, these are all old customers in the circle, you can ask casually, am I talking about the rules?" In this circle of jade, it is a knife hell and a knife heaven, regardless of heaven and hell, you have to recognize it, and there is no such thing as returning. Not to mention that you only bought tens of millions of goods in my store, and these old employers here don't take hundreds of millions of goods from me every year? If you can't afford to lose, don't play with stones! ”

said that these two bear children couldn't afford to pay, but they poked the two of them on the scales, and the two of them almost unanimously raised their eyebrows and glared angrily: "Who said that my sister (brother) can't afford to lose, my sister (brother) has money, it's not too early today, let's go shopping tomorrow, we have to buy the high-grade jade materials in Mona City, so that you people can't buy good jade materials for three months!" ”

Everyone laughed again, and some people even teased in a tone of forgiveness: "Ouch, the two experts have left us a breath to live, but we all rely on the jade materials of Mona City to support our families!" ”

Everyone thought it was a joke, and it wasn't until the long winter that there was no more high-quality jade in Mona, and the next spring when the snow melted and new jade replenished the market, that the merchants of Mona realized what they had missed, or rather, what they had encountered.

Because except for the stone used to gamble with the jade merchant, the other goods of Yuan Ye and Liuxiang Weiwei were all good jade selected from various shops and warehouses in Mona City. The jade materials in the inventory of Mona City were all swept away by the two of them.

The jade merchant said: "Two little friends, since ancient times, the rules of the jade circle, willing to gamble and lose, do you two settle the gambling money we agreed on first, I will invite you friends to eat game." ”

Although the two bear children were very unhappy in their hearts, they still performed very boldly to transfer one million to the jade merchant's account, and then asked air logistics to handle the stone consignment.

The jade merchant happily went to Mona to enjoy the game.

Late at night, Liuxiang Weiwei rubbed her uncomfortable feet and smiled: "This time, the foreshadowing should be almost, right?" ”

"Well, I think it's okay, tomorrow we can go to Feng Laojiao's shop and kill the Quartet." Haraha couldn't help but look forward to it.

"Okay, tomorrow we will go to Feng Lao's shop, it's just cheaper than Starling's shop, this method won't work once you use it."

"It's okay, after we finish playing in Feng Lao's shop, we will immediately kill the Eighth Young Master's shop, kill them by surprise, and then flash people, let them cry." Yuan Ye said with a smile.

Thanks to the navy blue fox and ophietiao for voting for Xue Xue (to be continued.) )