What is a cow fork called?

You can come horizontally and vertically, you can eat black and white, and you can disappear between talking and laughing, the fat brother is a real cow fork, idol-level!

Master Li, the box driver, has opened his eyes this time. First, he was pointed at his chest with a spear, and he almost peed his pants. As a result, the fat brother "flew flowers with both feet" - Xiao Li stubbornly used this word, and it was really more sensitive than "kicking the flower pot" - one person overturned three earthen guns, and he was unscathed!

Then they were beaten again, and the group was escorted to the police station. Master Xiao Li often runs long distances, and he can be regarded as well-informed. It's easy to get into the police station, but it's hard to get out of the police station. Well, don't think about the goods in the car in general, the appetite at the police station is excellent, eat everything. Nothing in the car? You have to bring money when you go out! Didn't bring any money? It doesn't matter, the police station can afford to wait......

As a result, after eating a meal of donkey meat, the director of the county bureau personally nodded and sent everyone out. As for the police station chief who was beaten by black, he was directly abused like a dog, and the poor man must have something to hate!

There was also a town mayor who participated in the send-off, and the town mayor was with him throughout the whole process, and he said goodbye to the fat brother. What's even more excessive is that the mayor and his daughter had to follow the fat brother to get into the car, but they were dragged by the mayor desperately.

"Fat brother, I will definitely go to you!"

That girl is the first bloom of buds, with the freshness of dew, beautiful women love heroes, little beauties love big heroes!

She looked at the fat brother's eyes, that is, the cat saw the fish, the dog saw the meat, and Ultraman saw the little monster, uh, just understand the meaning. It's not impossible to understand the sentence that the gray wolf shouts at the end of each episode.

Master Xiao Li understood, and everyone understood. Ma Dabao got into the box, and Ma Xiaolan and Ma Xiaoshi got into the back seat of the off-road vehicle. Of course, the fat man sat in the co-pilot of the off-road vehicle, and Lang Yuan drove.

"Hehe, I think you're jealous!" The fat man scratched the back of his head, and from the laughter alone, he couldn't tell whether he was proud or embarrassed. At least Ma Xiaolan thinks it's better to accompany her father to sit in the box. I didn't expect Zhang Ni to be so excessive!

Lang Yuan just rolled his eyes lazily. Not only is it lazy, but it also looks very slack, and it doesn't look energetic.

"You're just a little cop." The fat man snorted.

Ma Xiaoshi felt that the fat brother's words were too much, how sad Sister Lang should be! It's just that he doesn't have the right to speak, and it's easy to be beaten.

In case Sister Lang and brother-in-law quarrel again! When Ma Xiaoshi looked at Ma Xiaolan, Ma Xiaolan didn't feel the same way, at least not as worried as Ma Xiaoshi.

The result was really unexpected by Ma Xiaoshi, Sister Lang not only did not get angry, but talked about it quietly.

Yes, it's quiet, plain and smooth. Ma Xiaolan heard a faint sigh.

"My dad was a police officer, my mother was a police officer, my grandfather and grandfather were also police officers, and I grew up in a police compound -- at that time the police were still living in a family home -- and my playmates were all children of police officers." Lang Yuan stared at the mountain road and told himself, and he didn't seem to expect anyone to listen, although the whole car listened very carefully.

"In my mind, the police are mighty, sacred, and defenders of justice and order. Omnipresent, omnipotent, all ugliness and sin cannot be hidden. At that time, I thought that I would also be a glorious people's policeman when I grew up. This ideal has been realized. ”

"Last time, I saw the incompetence and helplessness of the police. This time, I saw the ugliness and sin of the police. Strangely, I wasn't angry. Last time it was more confused, this time it's more depressed. Maybe you're right, I'm just a little cop......"

The off-road vehicle is very soundproof, and only Lang Yuan's voice is low and surround in the car. It's only been half a year since he graduated, but Lang Yuan has changed a lot. Or maybe these changes only happened after meeting the fat man.

After a long time, the fat man answered, "You originally wanted to put a long line to catch a big fish?" ”

"I didn't want to fish, I just wanted to see what level it could be involved and how it would end." Lang Yuan smiled a little self-deprecatingly.

"You don't think it's enjoyable? Is it better to be locked up for a few days? You said that I was recruiting someone to provoke someone, and since I met you, I have been troubled by the police! If I am detained for another ten days and a half months, who will you let me talk to? The fat man said with a hippie smile.

"Hey! If only you didn't have to trouble the police! Lang Yuan turned his face and reprimanded.

"Look at the road and drive well!" The fat man went into self-praise mode again, "How could I make trouble for the police?" I'm a farmer in the new era! Besides, the police are all from their own families, and the father-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law are willing to find trouble! ”

"Phew! Think beautifully, you! "Lang Yuan really looked at the road.

"I said don't cherish it! How many big girls and little daughters-in-law - oh, little daughters-in-law, mainly big girls - crying and shouting to marry me! I'll leave the opportunity to you first! ”

"Who is rare! Leave it to your little daughter-in-law! ”

Ma Xiaoshi and Ma Xiaolan looked at each other in the back seat. In the front, both of them seem to understand what they don't understand, and most of them don't quite understand. The latter is all understood-Sister Lang and Brother-in-law Lang are flirting......

"What is a child listening to? Close your ears and sleep! The fat man really turned around and lectured.

Ma Xiaolan's face turned red, and Ma Xiaoshi stuck out her tongue. At least Sister Lang's emotions seem to be up?

"If it weren't for our combination of all poisons, I'm afraid the consequences would be very serious! Wouldn't we be too merciful to just let them go? Lang Yuan said after a while.

"Gotcha! I've never had the idea of getting rid of evil, or cutting down the grass and roots. Wouldn't it be good to keep it to relieve boredom? ”

The fat man leaned the back of his head on the headrest, closed his eyes and said, "Besides, the vast majority of police officers are still fine!" It is inevitable that there will be individual scum, I believe that the way of heaven is good, and good and evil will be rewarded! You remember, we are just a little policeman, the fireflies are so bright, although the bodyguards are so powerful that they are perverted, they can't manage too many things. It's good to be a stupid little cop! ”

"Hmm." Lang Yuan replied as if he didn't have it, and added even more casually, "You are a perverted ......"

When the car reached the ground, it was already evening.

The steel structure closure of the two yards is still stepping up construction, and Uncle Cai's son Xiao Cai is still working very hard, and the four welding machines are working at the same time, and it seems that it will be completed tomorrow.

Master Xiao Li was so busy that his feet did not touch the ground, and he moved pots of flowers to the house, tired and sweaty, but he felt refreshed.

After helping to unload the goods, Xiao Li scratched his head and refused to ask for the two pots of flowers, not even the car money, "This trip is even a friend." Fat brother, how can I say that you are also my savior! ”

"Don't, Master Xiao Li is serious, I will recruit you for that trouble! Your fat brother said to give it, then you must give it! The fat man still moved two pots of flowers to him nearby, and turned to Lang Yuan at the same time, "Yuan Yuan, give money!" ”

Lang Yuan rolled his eyes. How generous a person, just give the car money together! The flowers co-authored are Uncle Ma's, and the money given is my ......