Chapter 6: Cold Water
Lu Bu walked lightly to Dong Zhuo's bedroom, listened intently, and heard Dong Zhuo's tired voice say; "Little fairy, aren't you tired?"
The melodious voice of the sable cicada said; "I'm not tired, and I feel so happy" Lu Bu heard the conversation between the two outside, and suddenly he was angry, his teeth clucked, Dong Zhuo, an old thief, why didn't he exhaust you to death, poor Diao Chan, let Dong Zhuo's more than 200 catties for half a night is enough for you, and you still say that you are very happy, I really misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be so depraved.
Lu Bu saw that there was no gap in front of him to peep, so he was so anxious that he wanted to break into the door, but he still didn't do that after all, if he turned his face with Dong Zhuo now, he might not be able to save his life, so he went around the house, and when he turned to the back, he saw a window open, where Diao Chan was combing his hair in the mirror, and he was still pouting with a very sad expression, Lu Bu's heart trembled, and a sourness surged into his heart, making him instantly have an urge to cry, thinking; Diao Chan's expression is so sad, she should be even more bitter in her heart, could it be that I blame her."
Diao Chan was shocked when he saw Lu Bu, why did he come, and his eyes were full of murderous energy, he couldn't have misunderstood me and Dong Zhuo, then it would be troublesome, if he hated Dong Zhuo because of this, Dong Zhuo would be in danger, now only Dong Zhuo believes that I am Nuwa's disciple, and I want to use Dong Zhuo's strength to unify the Three Kingdoms? Then I can go home, so Dong Zhuo can't die, at least not now.
Since she didn't want Dong Zhuo to die, she couldn't let Lu Bu misunderstand, she didn't dare to talk to Lu Bu at this time, so Dong Zhuo knew that Lu Bu was peeping, he would definitely be furious, and then the father and son turned against each other, and finally was stabbed to death by Lu Bu Fangtian's halberd, Diao Chan gestured to Lu Bu to clarify the misunderstanding in order to avoid those tragedies, so he pointed at Lu Bu and pointed to the buttons of his clothes, which means that you see, this old thief and I just slept in our clothes, and the buttons were not unbuttoned, we have nothing at all.
There was an outing in her previous life when the tent was not enough, so she lived in a tent with two male classmates, and when they walked out of the tent the next day, no one looked at them with strange eyes, as if they believed in them very much, I don't know whether to believe in her fierce female sentiment or believe that the boys' aesthetics are normal, so Diao Chan thinks that even if men and women live together, as long as they are not disheveled in the morning, they will be fine.
But Lu Bu misunderstood, Diao Chan pointed to himself, and then pointed to his heart, which should mean to say, "You are my sweetheart." Lu Bu's heart was broken when he thought of this, thinking that I, Lu Bu, a dignified seven-foot man, couldn't even protect his own woman, and what face existed between heaven and earth, so he secretly swore in his heart that one day I would kill this old thief Dong Zhuo.
When Lu Bu turned to the front door again, Dong Zhuo heard the sound of someone wandering outside, thinking that Li Ru was reporting to him on some urgent matter, so he hurriedly dressed and opened the door, and saw that Lu Bu was pacing outside with a look of being in a hurry, he thought that Lu Bu was in a hurry, so he let Lu Bu enter the house and asked; "What's the matter?"
"Nothing." Lu Bu replied absentmindedly.
Dong Zhuo wondered in his heart, you have nothing to do, what are you wandering around outside my bedroom? He just wanted to ask for an understanding, but he saw Lu Bu looking behind him with a smile, he looked back, and saw Diao Chan looking at Lu Bu with a gauze tent half-covered with his face, Dong Zhuo was furious and scolded secretly, I don't dare to provoke this Diao Chan, you are looking at people so squintingly, are you looking for the rhythm of death.
Dong Zhuo saw Lu Bu looking at Diao Chan with such a squint, and secretly worried about Lu Bu in his heart, he wanted to say to Lu Bu, "This Diao Chan is Nuwa's disciple, we mortals can't mess with it, otherwise we will become eunuchs" But now Diao Chan has not allowed him to reveal his identity, so since he can't say it to Lu Bu, and he doesn't want Lu Bu to get involved, he can only say it in a commanding tone; "Since it's okay, please go back."
Lu Bu wanted to refute but couldn't find a reason, he didn't dare to turn his face with Dong Zhuo now, so he left stupidly, but the hatred for Dong Zhuo in his heart was aggravated, Dong Zhuo was seriously ill because of Diao Chan's conspiracy last night, and his fear of Nuwa, so during this time, Diao Chan took care of him every day, and by the way, he brainwashed this old man, saying that he was ordered by Nuwa to save the world, if you don't cooperate with me, let your whole family die and so on.
Dong Zhuo's illness is also strange, I found a lot of famous doctors and didn't see what the disease was, so I was even more convinced of Nuwa's punishment, of course Diao Chan knew what happened to Dong Zhuo's illness, she waited by Dong Zhuo's side every day, and pricked a needle from time to time, so that some of Dong Zhuo's meridians continued to be blocked, Dong Zhuo's illness was difficult to think about, Diao Chan saw that the old man was superstitious about himself day by day, and his dream of the reunification of the Three Kingdoms became more and more clear.
"Taishi, I want you to help me unify the world." On this day, Diao Chan is finally going to start his plan.
"What?" Dong Zhuo was trembling when he heard this, and he looked at Diao Chan with disbelief on his face.
"I said you want to help me unify the world." Diao Chan solemnly repeated it again.
"Isn't it unified now?" Dong Zhuo calmed down his emotions and said, what he said also makes sense, after all, the current name of the world is still the world of the Han Dynasty, even if the heroes are everywhere, it is just a family dispute of the Han Dynasty.
"I'm not talking about this kind of unity, it's the kind of unity where there is only one center of power, not these people called courtiers, but today you beat me, tomorrow I will beat you, and the nominal emperor has no binding force on them at all."
"It's not that the old man doesn't listen to the fairy's orders, but he can't do anything, and now people like Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Biao and others do have infighting from time to time, but can I restrain them? If they could listen to me, they wouldn't have united to fight against me, and you know that I was forced to move the capital after being defeated by them. Dong Zhuo said sincerely,
"Ah......" Hearing this, Diao Chan seemed to feel that she was doused with cold water on that cold day, and she was immediately frozen, but after thinking about it carefully, it was true that not long ago, the capital of the Han Dynasty was in Luoyang, and it was because of the eighteenth road princes who crusaded against Dong Zhuo that Dong Zhuo took the entire Luoyang monarchs and ministers to move the capital to Chang'an, and Dong Zhuo is the master who can get on when he sees it is easy and runs away when he sees danger. Eighty percent will be defeated and returned, and those two achievements are all wiped out, although this is a fact, but Diao Chan is very unwilling to accept this fact, can it be said that the hope of returning home that has just been ignited is shattered.
It seems that it is impossible to unify the world by relying on this Dong Zhuo, who only knows how to bully the weak and fear the hard, unless I borrow 100,000 troops from her to fight the world myself, but I am a beauty, let me lead the troops to fight, can I fight those wise men and fierce generals, not to mention, will those soldiers listen to the orders of a little woman? And now that Mulan has not been born, there is no precedent for a woman to serve as a soldier in China, if I am with 100,000 old men, the consequences are difficult to predict.
I heard that those soldiers guarding the border have not seen women for decades, so that all the female animals they can see have been killed, and those chrysanthemum poems are also very popular in the military camp, just imagine that if the army comes out with a beautiful woman as the commander, Diao Chan is not confident that he can calmly face 100,000 pairs of eyes full of longing for himself.