On Chinese New Year's Eve, firecrackers are prohibited in Fenghai City, but there are no restrictions in some slightly remote places, and strolling Weikang and Yipeng occasionally see a little fire in the distance and hear bursts of cannons.

Yipeng lit a cigarette and handed one to Wei Kang, who didn't smoke, but still took it and held it in his mouth.

Yipeng stretched the fire to Wei Kang's mouth and said, "You don't smoke, smoking can relieve tension, you must be very nervous." ”

Wei Kang took two deep breaths, "There are so many wolves behind me, I'm not nervous, but I'm really scared!" ”

"I'm afraid of hair! There is my special forces ......"

"! It's just the two of us, you're still pretending to be forced! Wei Kang kicked Yipeng's ass.

Yipeng dusted off his windbreaker, "Ease the atmosphere, hey, that little fragrance, it's really a virgin!" ”

Xiaoxiang? Oh, Xiao Xiang!

"What, what did you do?" Wei Kang said, he and Yipeng never hide what they say, whatever words are, and never pretend to be literary and artistic.

"Nope!"

Yipeng's answer was really shocking, Wei Kang didn't wear glasses, he only touched his eye socket and said, "How do you know if you didn't do it." ”

Yipeng replied, "She won't let me do it!" So it's a virgin! If it wasn't a place, let it be done a long time ago! ”

Wei Kang nodded, this Peng's pickled girl theory has a fight with his literary and artistic young man Zheng Ziliang in the same dormitory, Zheng Ziliang picks up girls, never picks virgins, there are two reasons, one is that it is difficult to do it, and the other is that it has to be responsible for doing it.

But there is a little Wei Kang strange, Yipeng is romantic, if Xiao Xiang didn't let that, with his character, he would have kicked the other party a long time ago.

Wei Kang asked Yipeng with this question.

Yipeng replied: "Are you so stupid or pretending to be stupid, Xiaoxiang's massage skills are first-class, think about it, you can get a free massage every day before going to bed, and you can touch it while massaging...... Hey, that feeling, oh heavens! ”

Wei Kang nodded in agreement, and a dirty thought came out of his heart: If there is a chance, Xiao Xiang must teach Xiao'e massage!

Wei Kang asked a melancholy question, "Yipeng! When do you plan to go back to your hometown? ”

"Back home? The wind and sea are so lively, why do you go back to your hometown and guard that one-third of an acre? Yipeng said, "I don't know if the village will pull the network cable!" Depend on! ”

"It's nothing to be out there for a few years when you're young, but what about when it's time to start a family? Not only that, but in another decade or two, you will have to support your parents, how can you take care of them outside? Wei Kang said.

"Damn! Wait for me to mix for a decade or two, and if I mix well, I will take my parents here, and if I don't mix well, I will take the money I earn back to do some small business, earn a lot here, save ten years and save at home for thirty years! ”

Yipeng is very open-minded, and he is also right-minded, Wei Kang did not refute, because he did not know which was more correct, his conservative thinking or Yipeng's open thinking.

Wei Kang, who has already made a small profit in Fenghai City, has already had the idea of going home, and now the money he has earned is enough to go home and pretend to be forced, and even plans to resign after the year, roll up and go back to Tang City, he is more homesick, mixed outside, completely out of helplessness, if there is a good job at the door to support his life, he would rather give up the treatment here, but, I don't know if Chang Xiao'e is willing to go back to his hometown with him, it shouldn't be!

However, the qiē qi that happened after completely shattered Wei Kang's vision, and it seemed that an invisible force forced him to be in the rivers and lakes, perhaps, it would become a pile of dry bones, and perhaps, it would write a legend.

"Hey! There is a small bridge in front of you, be careful! Yipeng's words interrupted Wei Kang's thoughts, and when he looked up, a narrow wooden bridge crossed the river, the river had dried up, and the river was full of pebbles, and the distance from the bridge to the bottom of the river was twenty meters high, and the guardrail of the bridge was extremely low, and it was very dangerous to stand on the side of the bridge and look down.

Behind him, more than two dozen pairs of vicious eyes like jackals were getting closer and closer to the two.

The two of them still walked slowly, stepping on the bridge and walking for more than ten steps, when suddenly there was a sound of increasingly urgent footsteps behind them.

"Don't look back!" Wei Kang whispered to persuade Yipeng, who wanted to look back because he was nervous.

Rub and go! More than a dozen figures passed through the two of them one after another, stopped at the other end of the bridge, and turned around, like bloodthirsty jackals, staring covetously at the two lambs in front of them.

"Hey, you said that if we die here, will we be considered martyrs?" Yipeng Road.

"You should have to apply......

Yipeng became nervous, "Fuck! Then Guo Jian is not putting us together! Why don't you even have a shadow of a policeman, even if you come, it's too late to save us! ”

"Don't be afraid! Come out with some momentum, pretend to be forced with them, and delay time! Wei Kang said.

"I'm rubbing, thinking about the failure of the first two pretends, I really don't dare to pretend anymore!" Yipeng said worriedly.

At this time, the people and horses at both ends of the bridge rushed to the two people in the middle of the bridge.

Damn, did Guo Jian come after all, Wei Kang looked at the silent bushes and woods, and his heart was also anxious.

"Who are you? Robbers? Wei Kang asked with confidence.

Bang Bang Bang! One person applauded and said, "The courage is not small, dare to suppress Lao Tzu's bureau, and cause so many of Lao Tzu's companions to be arrested!" ”

"What!" Wei Kang made a very wrong look, "You...... Are you with the liars during the day? ”

"That's right!" Bad humanity who takes the lead.

"Aren't all liars caught?" Wei Kang asked.

"Hahahaha! If it were so easy to be wiped out, would there still be liars in the world? Death is dying, I'll sue you, the people who were arrested by the police today are all low-level people on the periphery, and the real high-level people will not be light at all, unless they ...... Hey...... Unless it's time to do something heavy, for example, kill! Person! The tone of the leader of the crooks became more and more cold and terrifying.

"You're going to kill us!?" Wei Kang Dao.

"Hehehehehe!" The leader of the crooks smiled, "You can also choose to commit suicide, I will also build yì you do this, this bridge is more than twenty meters high, and there are stones underneath, and you will die very happily if you jump." If we had done it ourselves, it wouldn't have been so painful! ”

"Hey!" Wei Kang suddenly let out a sigh of relief, raised his voice and said, "Finally, there is evidence to arrest you!" As he spoke, Wei Kang took out a pen from his pocket, "Do you know what this is?" Voice recorder! ”

"Huh?!" The scammers were taken aback, but the leader was calm and tentatively asked, "What is your identity?" ”

"Police! Examine! Wei Kang said loudly, and at the same time put his hand into his pocket and took out a document, "See?" Police ID! ”

"You!" The bad guy leader pointed at Wei Kang and then at Yi Peng, "Aren't you fake police?" This kid has been exposed during the day! ”

"Hahahaha!" Wei Kang smiled confidently, "There is a job called undercover in this world, haven't you heard of it?" It's true that we deceive people during the day, but it's true to lure you out! ”

The crowd was in an uproar, and Yipeng also shot his eyes curiously at the document in Wei Kang's hand, which was obviously the fake certificate he bought before! Look at the pen in his hand again, which is the voice recorder, it is obviously the broken pen he carried before!

Yipeng instantly understood that this was Weikang's empty city plan! Now that it's dark, the other party can't see the authenticity of this document at all.

Yipeng said that he was not creative in pretending, but if Wei Kang gave him a good start, he could go down and dress, and pretend to be more similar than Wei Kang, I saw him pat Wei Kang on the shoulder, "Cough cough cough!" The little ghost table xiàn is good! After you go back, the captain will apply to the boss and transfer you to the special forces, and then follow the captain and me! ”

The crowd was startled again......

Wei Kang groaned in his heart, is there any creativity in this, is there no other stalk except for special forces? Well, since you're pretending to be like that, I'm so cooperative!

"Captain!" Wei Kang said, "In order to let you see my skills, I am going to knock them over one by one, and during the period when I do it, if you have the upper hand, you must shoot to help me!" As he spoke, Wei Kang clasped his hands with each other, and his joints creaked, but he was saying in his heart: I can't imagine that clutching hands hurts so much!

As soon as they heard the word shooting, the scammers really felt furious, but in fact, Wei Kang's heart was even hairier, if the police didn't come again, he would be exposed.

At the moment, there is only time to delay, and a second can be delayed, but Weikang has no good way, so he has to chat with Yipeng to show the liars that they don't take them seriously.

"Oh no, I forgot to put away my clothes!" Wei Kang Dao.

"It's okay, at best it's going to be slow!" Yipeng Road.

"But I'm waiting to wear it!"

"Is it the one that the troops just issued?"

"Yes, yes!"

"That's no way, I can lend you one, but my clothes are for the captain, you can't wear them!"

The two of them are talking nonsense there without a match, and they are in a stalemate with the crooks to stall for time.

Wei Kang secretly said that it is so hard, there is still a time limit for other fighting games, and there is a timeover. If the police don't come, how long will this be delayed?

Three minutes later, the leader of the crooks finally couldn't sit still, became suspicious of the identities of the two people in front of him, and suddenly shouted: "Brothers! These two guys are pretending! Come with me and throw them off the bridge! ”

Hula! The people at both ends of the bridge angrily rushed to Wei Kang and ran towards them, and in a hurry, Wei Kang suddenly stretched out his palm: "Slow! ”

However, it was useless, so everyone surrounded the two of them and put them in the air......

Bang! A gunshot was remembered in a flash of light, and the bad guys were nervous, put down Wei Kang and Yipeng in their hands, and looked around.

Boom, the two of them fell to the ground and rubbed their butts.

"Don't move!" I saw one after another armed detectives tumbling in from the railing of the bridge......

It turns out that these guys were hiding under the bridge just now! It must have been Guo Jian who drove a detour with the police, came to the vicinity of the bridge in advance, parked the car in a hidden place, and then ambushed under the bridge.

It was naturally Guo Jian who took the lead, he walked to the crowd with a smile, raised his hand and fired another shot into the sky. The bad guys were so frightened that they hurriedly squatted down with their heads in their hands.

"Hey!" Wei Kang and Yipeng finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down on the bridge in fear.

Guo Jian squatted in front of the two and said with a smile, "The acting is good!" ”

"How did you do it! Sooner we'll be under the bridge! Wei Kang said angrily.

"It's my revenge on you, who let you make me suffer at the police station, and now my squeaky nest still hurts!" Guo Jiandao, "I have practiced Muay Thai since I was a child, and I have never met an opponent in the police fighting competition, but I was defeated by you, you will not really be a special forces!" ”

"Of course!" Yipeng replied, "He's from the special forces!" If you hadn't been wounded by a gunshot back then, you would still have to deal with these villains? Hey, it's my fault if I think about it, if it weren't for the captain's miscalculation of that operation, he wouldn't have ...... Feed! Why are you leaving, I'm not done yet! ”