Chapter 10: and drink
Han Xu walked around the CUHK campus until the sun went down and the cute girls were tired of returning to the nest, and then they swayed back to dormitory 168.
Li Mo and Tian Zhuangzhuang were lying on the table eating a big meal.
The rice is mackerel rice with fragrant sauce, the dish is fried fat beef with onions, and the snacks and fruit drinks are taken out, and one meal is two hundred.
Our Li Mo Li Dagongzi's life is indeed a bit extravagant.
"Yo, Senior Zou Cheng has come to inspect the dormitory." Li Mo squinted at Han Xu, with a thick mockery in his tone, thinking that he was still unconvinced after a few moves with Han Xu today, but he was afraid of Han Xu's force, so he could only fight with his mouth.
"What? Still want to play with me? Han Xu laughed, he originally thought that Li Mo had suffered such a big grievance, and he would definitely find a way to transfer out the 168 bedroom, but he didn't expect that not only did he not leave, but he had the intention of setting up camp here.
"Don't be arrogant ****** you!"
Li Mo was also a hot-tempered master, and he stood up.
"Don't, everyone is roommates, and we have to stay under the same roof for four years, don't take that little thing to heart, as soon as we meet, it's like a musket to a cannon, how can I spend these four years!" Tian Zhuangzhuang hurriedly stood up to the thunder, so that he could finally extinguish the fire in Li Mo's heart!
Hmph, Li Mo threw his chopsticks and turned on the Apple computer to play League of Legends.
"Come on, come on, Han Xu, you haven't had dinner yet. Eat together. ”
Tian Zhuangzhuang said casually, after all, Li Mo paid for the rice, and he didn't have the right to invite people to eat. And logically speaking, Han Xu and Li Mo have such a bad relationship, they will definitely not eat the food that comes from it, but what makes him vomit blood is-
Han Xu was not polite at all, and picked up the fragrant mackerel rice and chewed it in large pieces.
Li Mo was so angry in his heart!
The hand holding the mouse trembled, but how could he not win the fight, but he could not scold, Han Xu put on a ruffian and a hooligan to eat you, he could only be Sun Monkey who met the Buddha - confessed.
"Eh, that's right," Tian Zhuangzhuang suddenly said, "Han Xu, what did you do just now?" ”
"I was bored and went outside for a walk," Han Xu said, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"Just now the counselor came to elect the acting class leader, he originally liked you, but you didn't come, and the phone couldn't get through, so everyone proposed to vote for the election, and the result was a head start for others." Tian Zhuangzhuang was a little depressed when he talked about this. There are people in the court who are easy to do, and if Han Xu becomes the squad leader, he will also be a relative of the emperor.
"Who got first?" Han Xu asked casually.
"Chu Zhenghao, damn it! This guy is particularly tugging. Tian Zhuangzhuang seemed to have a lot of opinions about the new class elders, and mocked: "Inviting the classmates to dinner in the afternoon is very good at buying people's hearts." ”
Han Xu smiled: "Why haven't you been bought?" ”
Tian Zhuangzhuang put on a disdainful expression: "Do you think I look like a traitor?" ”
"Not to mention, you really have this potential," Han Xu took a piece of onion and threw it into his mouth, and said, "You were born twenty years earlier, and you can replace Pan Changjiang to play a traitor." ”
", the more you pull it, the more boundless it becomes." Tian Zhuang's growth is not a fork: "Honestly, what stage has your underground/adultery/relationship with Ji Ling developed?" Did you touch your hands? Kiss or not? I can warn you in advance that the shooting is harmful to physical and mental health, and college students must maintain pure revolutionary friendship! ”
"Ordinary friends."
"Cut! Bluff whom. Tian Zhuangzhuang didn't believe it, and stalked him: "Do you like Ji Ling?" ”
"I also like Lin Chiling, but I don't think my age is a bit suitable for me."
Han Xu put down his chopsticks, leaned back in his chair and yawned, "Eat and drink enough, go to bed early, and Ming'er will have military training." ”
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At six o'clock in the morning, it was just dawn.
The loud military song resounded in every corner of the CUHK campus.
After Han Xu finished washing, he came to the football field with Tian Zhuangzhuang and Li Mo.
At the military training mobilization meeting, a group of school leaders and officers came to the stage to give speeches, and the expressions on their old faces that were not shocked were like pulling a soak of constipated, procrastinating, intermittently, and finally finished.
Han Xu wanted to doze off when he heard this.
However, Tian Zhuangzhuang and Li Mo in front of him were not bored at all, staring at the beautiful scenery on the lawn with round eyes, and while commenting on their heads, they said that few girls can get into their eyes, they are all crooked melons and cracked dates, either their breasts are too small, or their butts are not big enough. In fact, the dark heart covets others, and ponders how to get close.
Time passed little by little, and when the sun hung forty-five degrees in the sky, the students had no strength to applaud, the leaders finally sympathized with the people's feelings, and ended the mobilization meeting in a timely manner, and the students sent off the leaders to the great back: Thank you, thank you, let me never want to meet you again!
Military training training.
The first order is: Stand in a military position!
The students seemed to be standing, but the appearance was really miserable, especially the boys, in order to show their personality, the hats were worn crookedly, the belts were loosely tied, and the buttons of the camouflage uniforms were not buttoned.
The girls are very different, dressed neatly and neatly, the hats and clothes are neat, the military belt is tightly buckled around the waist, the head is raised and the chest is straight, the buds are slightly raised, it is really heroic and charming, sassy with a little delicate, and the animals are full of joy, and the saliva flows into a river!
It was in this state that the hour-long military posture ended and the training began.
The instructor of the first class of the Chinese Department is a Lingnan person, with big eyes, a big voice, a tall horse, a fierce god, and the tough guy temperament revealed between his gestures caused the girls in the queue to scream, making it look like the heroine of an island action movie.
"One class, all of them," the black-faced instructor swept the audience and shouted in a deep voice: "Lizheng!" ”
"Wow!"
Everyone subconsciously straightened their backs.
"Take a break, stand upright!"
The black-faced instructor said with his hands behind his back: "From now on, I am your instructor, my name is Zhao Daxiong." ”
Poof!
Ji Ling couldn't help laughing.
Zhao Daxiong? It's so cute! Instructor, what about your Doraemon?
"Who's laughing?" The black-faced man was furious and shouted, "Come out for me!" ”
Ji Ling was startled, perhaps subconsciously avoiding danger, she lowered her head and didn't make a sound.
"Well, no one wants to come forward, right? Don't say yes, do you? The black-faced instructor sneered: "I appreciate your righteousness, but you must pay for it, now I count down to three seconds, if you don't point out that person, you will be punished together, and each of you will do a hundred push-ups!" ”
The queue was in an uproar, but no one spoke.
"Three!"
Zhao Daxiong's expression was cold, and he raised three fingers.
The queue is getting bigger and bigger, and some students know that it was Ji Ling who laughed, but they won't **** enough to jump out and identify the class flower, unless they don't want to mix; Some students who didn't know complained in a low voice, probably meaning to let the person who offended the instructor come out and admit the punishment, and don't implicate everyone.
Ji Ling was stunned, she didn't expect that she would make such a fuss when she laughed, because she would never face this situation in her life, don't laugh, it was not a matter for her to let ten thousand people laugh with her.
However, this is a training ground, and there is no discrimination, and military discipline is like a mountain.
"Two!"
Zhao Daxiong's voice was like two pieces of cold iron rubbing against each other.
Ji Ling was a little hesitant, she wasn't selfish if she didn't go out, everyone had the consciousness of subconsciously avoiding danger, but when she thought that her classmates would be punished because of her, she couldn't bear it anymore.
She plucked up her courage and walked out on her feet.
"Instructor, I'm laughing."
At this moment, a voice rang out.
Ji Ling was stunned and stared blankly at the young man who was striding towards Zhao Daxiong.
Han Xu!
Zhao Daxiong said coldly: "Is it you?" ”
"It's me." Han Xu nodded.
Zhao Daxiong's eyes narrowed: "Are you trying to impostor?" ”
Han Xu smiled: "The instructor's words are too profound, I don't understand." ”
Zhao Daxiong came up to Han Xu, and three words popped out of his mouth: "It's not you!" ”
"It's me." Han Xu was very sure.
"I said, it's not you!"
Zhao Daxiong said coldly: "What I heard was the girl's laughter!" Are you a girl? ”
"Uh......" Han Xu scratched his hair and said, "Instructor, will you give me a chance to save the beauty as a hero?" After the, I'll treat you to a drink. ”
"Poof!"
This sentence made the classmates red-faced, humming and wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. What kind of person is this Han Xu, at this time, he still dares to tease the instructor, he is really laying on the floor next to the dung pit, looking for death!
Zhao Daxiong was furious, glaring at Han Xu's eyes and breathing fire: "The first lesson I want to teach you today is to obey the rules." Han Xu, you, come here! ”
Han Xu nodded and walked towards Zhao Daxiong step by step.
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