Hearing Lao Wang say that his phone rang, Ye Fan immediately swam back to the pond from the middle of the pool, Ye Fan's physique is good, and his strength has become very strong again, it is only less than ten seconds, and he swam from the middle of the pond to the side of the pond.

Ye Fan, who came up from the edge of the pond, stretched out his hand, took the phone, and saw the phone number Feng Wu, Ye Fan answered.

Ye Fan also has Feng Wu's phone number, so as soon as he took it out, he knew that it was Feng Wu who called him, and Feng Wu was the hacker Feng Wu who was as powerful as Ye Fan.

Ye Fan, who answered the sound, was wearing three-pronged pants, walked directly to Lao Wang's house, sat down, and said, "Why do you have time to call me, didn't you say that you have something to be busy with?" ”

Feng Wu was on the other end of the phone, pouting and saying, "Is it possible that I can't call you if I am busy?" ”

"Where are you now, I'll invite you to dinner, come out quickly."

"Am I still at home? Haven't gone back yet. ”

Feng Wu heard that Ye Fan was still at home, and said angrily: "At home, you said, where is your home, I'll find it myself." ”

Ye Fan heard that Feng Wu was going to find his home, and just wanted to turn off his mobile phone, but before he could do it, Feng Wu knew that Ye Fan would turn off his mobile phone, and said, "Don't you think I don't know where your home is?" ”

"Hmph, don't I know? You were just about to turn off your phone, but it was too late, I have investigated, and you can't run. ”

When Ye Fan heard Feng Wu's words, he almost burst out, he even knew where his home was, you still asked a fart?

The reason why I wanted to turn off my phone just now was that I didn't want the other party to use the computer to hack my phone immediately, knowing my current location, who knows, I was invaded by Feng Wu as soon as I listened.

Feng Wu saw that Ye Fan didn't reply to herself, and said with a smile: "Haha, you were fooled, I just knew that you would turn off your mobile phone, so I lied to you, you are now in that place in Pingnan, Guangxi." ”

"I just investigated, you've been deceived, hehe."

"I've been so bored lately, I'll take the car to look for you this afternoon, are you welcome?" used that very seductive voice to seduce Ye Fan, who knows, Ye Fan heard the other party say that he was coming to his side, he was almost frightened and unsteady, and quickly said: "You don't use it here, my side, it's not fun, and I'm going back this afternoon, you don't have to come over." ”

Think about your own home, your aunt is still there, your mother is also there, if a girl suddenly comes to your own home, what do you let your family think, then stealing chickens will not be a loss of rice, and you may even lose your wife together.

Feng Wu heard Ye Fan say that he wanted to go back to Foshan, the ten thousand, the thousand were unwilling, and finally, after Ye Fan's unremitting efforts, Feng Wu was finally tamed.

Feng Wu agreed to Ye Fan and said that he would not go to Ye Fan's house, Ye Fan was relieved when he heard that Feng Wu would not come, and said: "It's okay if you don't come, if you come, I may not even be able to enter the house." ”

"No, you can't even enter the house, you won't have a daughter-in-law, are you afraid of being kicked out of the door by your daughter-in-law, or are you afraid that your daughter-in-law will ask you to kneel on the washboard?" Teasing Ye Fan said.

Ye Fan whispered in his mouth, when the time comes, I will not only kneel on the washboard, but also probably on the stone?

"What, what did you say?" Feng Wu couldn't hear Ye Fan's words clearly, and asked Ye Fan again. ”

Ye Fan found that he had leaked his mouth, and said embarrassedly: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just that I'm afraid that if you come to my house as a girl, it will be bad for your reputation, plus my family is in the countryside, if you come to my house as a girl in a daze, you will definitely be talked about by the neighbors, so if you don't come, I'm for your good." ”

What is good for you, in fact, Ye Fan is just for his own good, Ye Fan is afraid that he will be driven out of the door by his mother with a broom.

Lao Wang, who was standing next to Ye Fan, saw Ye Fan quietly pretending, took a deep breath, and said to himself: "This Ye Fan won't be a fool, right?" ”

"I don't even want a beautiful woman to send it to the door, I listen to this voice, how good it sounds, it must be a big beauty, hey, poor, this beauty has been arched by pigs."

Everyone's aesthetics are different, Lao Wang's aesthetics, that is, the fat one is called a handsome guy, and the handsome one is called a pig, and Ye Fan, in Lao Wang's eyes, has become a pig, a breeding pig.

Although Ye Fan was talking to Feng Wu, he also heard what Lao Wang said next to him, and while listening to the phone, he snatched the cigarette from Lao Wang's hand and said, "This cigarette is not your share, you are fine, go and take medicine, your eyes are really problematic." ”

"What, Ye Fan, what did you just say, it's very quiet, I can't hear it clearly?"

Ye Fan was talking to Lao Wang just now, of course Feng Wu didn't hear it, Lao Wang heard the other party's phone call saying that he didn't hear it, and said loudly: "Ye Fan, look, wow, how beautiful that beauty is, look, this is F, F cup." ”

"Look at it again, this is even bigger, oops, I can't help it, boss, I want this, I'll go into the room first, you choose slowly?"

After finishing speaking, he covered his mouth and laughed, Ye Fan's face turned dark, what is this beauty beautiful, what I can't help it, all these words add up, that is, Ye Fan is in the hotel, looking for a beautiful woman to open a room, and there is the proprietress, that is to say, it is not a hotel, but it is similar to the hotel.

To sum it all up, Ye Fan is now in Dongguan Piaoji, Feng Wu heard those words, and after summing up, he shouted loudly: "You pervert, hum." ”

"That, that, that's not what you think, that, you wait."

"Hey, wait, I'm not what you think, hey."

Before Ye Fan finished speaking, the sound of the mobile phone beeping appeared, and the other party had already hung up, and Ye Fan, how could he stare at the old Wang next to him with a pair of eyes, and said to the old Wang: "Lao Wang, what do you mean?" ”

"Don't think I don't know, you went fishing with Widow Li from the next village last night, fishing, fishing, and fishing until midnight before you caught a fish home, I saw it very clearly."

"Also, when I went to the market the day before yesterday, I didn't know who it was, and where I asked the other party to bend down and show you a small steamed bun on the pretext of buying something for myself, do you think I don't know?"

Lao Wang pit Ye Fan, Ye Fan also began to talk about this Lao Wang's big thing, Lao Wang heard that the hand was constantly checking the sweat, he was just making a joke, who knows, Ye Fan will know how much.

And it seems that Ye Fan still knows a lot?

The sweat on the head, just wiped off, suddenly flowed out again, wiped and stayed, kept wiping, kept staying.

In the end, Lao Wang's face was flushed, he looked at Ye Fan, and said, "This weather is really hot, my face is so hot that it is red." ”

"That, Widow Li from the next village, do you know her?"

"I don't seem to know each other, do I?"

Lao Wang began to pretend to be garlic, Ye Fan was angry, how could he let Lao Wang go?

I finally found someone to chat with me, but before I started chatting, I was angry with you Lao Wang, if you don't tell your romantic debt, Ye Fan is really afraid that this Lao Wang can joke about everything?

At this moment, Lao Wang's son and those friends of Lao Wang's son also came up, seeing Lao Wang's blushing face, Ye Fan's smiling expression, Lao Wang's son, Wang Xiaoming looked at his father and said, "Dad, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Why is your face so red?"

"Is it too hot in here?"

"yes, it's so hot in here?" Stretch out your hand, use the power of your hand, and keep fanning out, letting those points blow on your face.

And Ye Fan, seeing Lao Wang's son coming, said to Lao Wang: "Lao Wang, the widow of the king in the next village, the day before yesterday, it seems..."

Before he finished speaking, Lao Wang immediately followed up with a sentence and said: "Yes, yes, yes, the widow Wang in the next village is from my former village." ”

"I didn't expect you to know her, Xiao Ming, you go back first, I still have something to talk about with your brother Ye?"

"We haven't seen each other in a long time, we need to have a good talk."

After speaking, he wiped the sweat on his forehead again, and thought, grandma is a bear, fortunately I have a fast mouth, otherwise let my son know, I will definitely kneel on the washboard when I go home?

Ye Fan didn't answer Lao Wang's words this time, but squatted down with a smile and said, "Yes, I haven't seen your father for a long time, and just now your father said that he was ....... with Widow Li yesterday."

"Selling clothes in the market, I saw that the clothes were good, and I was just about to buy one for you, but finally I thought about it, I was afraid that you would not wear it properly, so I didn't buy it." If you pick up Ye Fan soon, fortunately, this sentence will be picked up a little quickly, plus Lao Wang's quick reaction ability, otherwise he will really be seen as flawed.

Wang Xiaoming heard his father's words and replied: "Dad, I don't need you to buy clothes for me, I will buy them myself, and I don't like what you buy." ”

Lao Wang said: "Yes, I finally thought that you would definitely not like it, so I didn't buy it, but fortunately I didn't buy it." ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and wiped the sweat on his forehead, when he was nervous, sweating too much was not the first problem, the second problem was, that is, he was afraid that Ye Fan would have another Zhao widow later, and he would not be able to pick it up when he arrived, and it would be bad to say that he had leaked his mouth.

His son is still here, if he lets his son's friends hear it, he doesn't know where to put his son's face, so Lao Wang can't let his son's friends know this time.

Ye Fan is just joking and scaring Lao Wang, this Lao Wang doesn't know how to respect people, if Ye Fan doesn't scare him, Ye Fan thought to himself, you really don't know, sometimes trouble comes out of the mouth, and the disease enters the buttocks. ”

Seeing Lao Wang's nervous appearance, Ye Fan glanced at his mobile phone and said to Wang Xiaoming: "Let's go, it's past three o'clock now, let's go back, I haven't played Yaobao for a long time, are you interested in playing?" ”

PS: It's the same tonight.