208 How to get pregnant?
He was stunned, "What's so good about this?" ”
"If you don't draw, then I'll let Quicksilver teach you." Xu Ying looked at him for a long time, "I'll let him in and teach you hand-in-hand according to the movements on the painting." By the way, I remember that there are several small restaurants in the city that have a good reputation, and if he is not skilled in gestures, I can let him learn first. ”
"Enough!" Song Che shuddered, he couldn't bear it just thinking of those things, and he actually asked Liuyin to learn from Xiao Qi!
He dragged the stack of papers, glared at her sullenly, and picked up his pen.
But what to draw? Although he flipped through those pictures that day, because he didn't have the face to look at them carefully, he didn't have any impression at all, and only vaguely remembered that the two of them hugged each other like arhats, which was about the same as when he fought with Song Yu when he was a child?
He pressed his pen against his chin and thought for a while, drew a picture on the paper, and threw it to Xu Ying opposite.
Xu Ying looked at it, raised her eyebrows and said, "Are you this Spring * Palace?" How do I feel like two big cashews tied to a rope? ”
"What cashews? It's obviously two people. He frowned and pointed his finger at her, "Isn't it?" "Where are the cashew nuts with long hands and feet?
Xu Ying raised her eyebrows and nodded, looked at him again, and looked at him: "Even if these are two people, then what is the difference between them holding them like this and fighting with hooligans?" Is it possible to get pregnant by hugging like this? Then I'll knock you down outside the Surabaya Temple, and the posture is similar to the one you painted, right? So I'm pregnant? But I have not been happy until now, is it because one of you and I has an unfavorable heir? ”
Song Che was dumbfounded.
The corners of Xu Ying's lips hooked, and she looked at him and said, "Do you know how to draw or not?" ”
"Of course!" Song Che lowered his head and touched his nose, moved the pen and paper and drew again.
This time, I don't know how to put pen to paper.
Even if he could comprehend some outlines from his shallow memory, he would not be able to grasp the essence of them, if he could get pregnant if he couldn't get pregnant with a hug, how could he get pregnant?
He stared at the white paper, the ink on the tip of the pen fell on the paper, and he hadn't realized the reason yet.
"I won't teach you!" Xu Ying hooked his soul with his eyes on the opposite side, and moved the stool to sit next to him by the way.
He blushed and turned his back to her. After hesitating for a moment, he drew a brief shadow of a long-haired woman, although he chatted a few strokes, but he also had a little bit of Xu Ying's charm. He thought about it. Then I drew a man with a wide back and a narrow waist.
That's a little bit of fun.
Xu Ying's lips deepened with interest, and she held her forehead and waited for him to continue painting.
Who knew that the tip of his pen flicked, and suddenly hurriedly dressed them again......
"I'm going to leave you a surprise. This kind of thing can only be displayed in the cave, how can I let you know in advance? ”
He put down his pen with confidence.
- I said he was stupid before, but he immediately became smarter!
Xu Ying put down her hand and sat up straight. Stared at him up and down a few times, "You must be very skilled when you talk about the cave room?" ”
"Of course!" He stared at her, "I said I would be a successful husband." ”
Xu Ying nodded, raised her eyebrows and said, "If you are not skilled, you have to go down." ”
His cheeks were like a glow, and his face was heavy.
Isn't it that and that, I don't believe it's more difficult than reading when he was a child, and his articles when he was a child were praised by his master, so this naturally didn't bother him. Where are they going to read a villain book? He must have been self-taught.
Xu Ying nodded frequently, and helped him remember the key points of the official document sent by Lu Jian with his pen and paper.
Besides, Shang Hu went to the household department first.
The Tobe Shirou was the appraiser in charge of the Yamen's pen and ink procurement. As soon as I heard Shang Hu say that Song Che had a holiday with the Lu family, a bag of tea in his hand was knocked over to the ground. Where would it be a simple character to climb to his position? Shang Hu only slipped a corner in the sixth department and came back, and the pen and ink business in the yamen immediately changed to another family surnamed Hu.
The household yamen is also very fast, here waiting for the front foot of the business tiger to go, the back foot will be the news to the Lu family.
When Master Lu heard that the business was all kicked out, he was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat!
In recent years, with the pleasant dealings with the household department and the internal affairs government, the business has gradually changed to focus on the yamen at all levels. Now that the household department is cut off, which yamen still dares to do business with them?
They didn't even figure out what was going on!
Master Lu immediately took 20,000 taels of silver tickets to the household department, but only got a sign that no one saw him.
The second master finally received the news, and came back to meet the old lady and Master Lu. decided to ask Lu Changting's brother-in-law who was on an errand in the Ministry of Officials to inquire, but it turned out that the guards of Prince Duan's Mansion had been to the Yamen of the Ministry of Households, and the father and son finally understood that this was not for anything else, this was the disaster caused by Lu Yiming!
Lu Yiming was crushed by Xu Ying the night before, and several doctors who were invited one after another were unable to do anything about his injury. You can't die if you die, but it's not much better if you don't die, he has no chance to have children in this life anyway, and he can't even hope to marry a wife.
But even so, he caused such a big disaster to the family, how could the Lu family still spare him? As soon as the family discussed, the old lady ordered the courtyard in the street and alley outside the house to be vacated for him to move out, in addition to food and clothing still provided by the house on a monthly basis, and a few people were also sent to take turns guarding the courtyard, and they were not allowed to go out or return to the house without major events!
Duan Prince's Mansion, they can't afford to provoke them even if they eat the bear's heart and leopard gall.
The household department is here, and Shang Hu and they went straight to Cui's house.
According to what Xu Ying said, when they arrived outside the Cui Mansion, a few people opened the shelf and nagged about the Cui Mansion's family background with one word at a time.
Cui Jian was not in the house at this time, and when Mrs. Cui heard that there was such a thing outside, she immediately opened the door to see. I saw Shang Hu with a few loud guards discussing what kind of fakes were used in the Cui family, how much land was left, where did the money for the Feng family come from, and it was as wonderful as a storyteller in a teahouse, and it was practiced at first glance!
On the spot, the blood was also surging, the six gods had no master, and they were at a loss, so they immediately sent someone to invite Cui Lian, and at the same time, they sent someone out to stop Shang Hu and others.
But Shang Hu, they came by order, how could they be afraid of a few people from your Cui Mansion? Seeing this, the louder he spoke, the more people watched.
When Cui Jian arrived, the open space at the entrance of the mansion was already surrounded by water, and there were many people from various mansions.
There was already a mess in Cui's mansion, and Cui Lian was so angry that he rushed straight towards Shanghu and them, and Shanghu How could they be so stupid? Naturally, when he saw him return, he rode away with a puff of smoke.
Cui Lian returned to the mansion amid the sound of a group of people pointing and pointing, and Aunt Ma and Aunt Liu had already come out with their children. (To be continued.) )