Chapter 107: The Hidden Dragon Monk [II]
Zhang Keqiang became more and more curious about this hidden dragon layman. "How can I find this master?"
Hearing Zhang Keqiang's question, Xiang Huaqiang, Xiang Huasheng, and Jackie Chan all had strange expressions.
Jackie Chan said; "Do you know why he's erratic?"
Zhang Keqiang, who looked curious, shook his head. "Alas! Because when this hidden dragon doesn't want people to find him, no one can find him, he is like the world has evaporated. β
Hearing Jackie Chan say this, Zhang Keqiang was anxious, even if he had the slightest hope to cure his mother's illness, no matter how difficult it was, he didn't want to give up.
Seeing Zhang Keqiang's eager expression, Xiang Huaqiang hesitated for a moment and spoke; "Mr. Zhang, although I can't find it, but it's not impossible, as far as I know, this hidden dragon is very fun, he likes to play with children the most, if it weren't for Lu Le having a naughty daughter who played with the hidden dragon for a year, the hidden dragon wouldn't help Lu Le and a few people divination. He puts forward all kinds of strange conditions for treating people, but he never puts forward conditions for treating children, and he will show you only if you can make him happy. As long as he has seen a patient, there is nothing that he cannot cure.
Jackie Chan's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something.
Ling Mei nodded and echoed the taste of the hidden dragon, plus a few little guys from Dandan. Then use the child-themed movie "Home Alone" as an introduction to make a big noise, maybe you can really lure the hidden dragon out, brother, you can lead your family to Hong Kong to try. β
Linna, who hadn't spoken for a long time, said anxiously;" No way! 'Zhang' cannot leave the United States, and we, the US Government, will absolutely not allow 'Zhang' to leave the United States now." If only he γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»! β
Zhang Keqiang waved his hand and interrupted Linna's words.
"Linna, don't say it, when I leave, I will give President Reagan explanation, and you don't care about some things." As he spoke, he looked at Jackie Chan again. "Brother Long, you said that if [Home Alone] and [564 Plane Fighting Mouse] are not filmed in Hong Kong, can they be filmed?"
Seeing Zhang Keqiang say this, Jackie Chan said excitedly; "There's no problem, the movie [564 Plane Fights the Mouse] is mainly shot on the plane, and only the scene where the plane lands at the end can be shot in the United States. And [Little Ghost Master] can completely change the two stupid thieves in the script to Chinese, I can play one, just find a community in Hong Kong" "Brother Long, you are exempt, the two stupid thieves of the actor I have promised others, the story can be changed, my sister is an expert in making up stories." Now I don't care about anything else, the most important thing is the master of the hidden dragon. β
When Jackie Chan heard Zhang Keqiang say this, his old face turned red and he didn't say anything more.
Xiang Huaqiang glanced at Zhang Keqiang excitedly, and said excitedly; "So Mr. Zhang is willing to cooperate with our Chinese star." "Haha, what do you say! I have to find that master, and in order to make a big noise, I want to hold a concert in Hong Kong, and I need the help of you local snakes. By the way, you need to add a little bit of chips to lure the hidden dragon out. I, Zhang Keqiang, will make a White Rabbit Magic Army for Diandian, and then organize a child-centered scout in Hong Kong to build the world's largest kindergarten, zoo, and playground for my sister to play with, and let my sister be the dean. Anyway, she likes to be a teacher the most. After speaking, Zhang Keqiang smiled evilly and glanced at the direction of the study door.
Several people were stunned when they heard his words, and they all thought of it, this Zhang Keqiang is not joking, just Hong Kong land will have a lot of money, how much does it cost, does he have so much money! Haven't waited for them to figure it out. "Crunch"
The door was pushed open. I saw an excited Zhang Diandian with a little short legs leading a few little guys with excitement on their faces and running in.
Zhang Diandian said loudly; "Brother, are you telling the truth? You open a big kindergarten for the White Rabbit Magic Legion, and let the smart Diandian be a teacher. β
"Dandan also wants to be a teacher" "Brother Zhang, Leah also wants to be a teacher, is it okay?" "White Prawn too" "And the warrior Taylor, Brother Zhang is okay?" "And Annie"
"You little kids who don't know anything can't be teachers. My brother is from the White Rabbit Army, and you are not allowed to rob with Diandian. You can't be a teacher if you're not a little bit good. Only smart villains can sing, dance, kung fu, and tell stories to be teachers. Standing in front of a few children, the shortest Zhang Diandian proudly puffed up his small chest. She is the most powerful, and she has to listen to her.
Dandan can also sing.
"Leah will too."
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A few little ones were bouncing and making noise.
Only Avril in the back lowered her little head and didn't know a word.
Zhang Keqiang smiled in his heart, if it weren't for you, where would my brother's money come from, your grandfather would be a rich man. Brother doesn't believe that the most fun, the most delicious, and many cute children in the world are gathered together, and they can't lure out the playful hidden dragon.
Thinking of this, Zhang Keqiang beckoned to a few little guys with a treacherous face. "Little Leah, little White, little Taylor, and little Annie, you want to be as good as 'Harry'. Hurry up and call your grandfather and ask them to build you the world's most fun playground and a school where you can learn magic, and then Brother Zhang can also teach you the magic of the East, and you can maintain world peace after you learn it.
Good!
Good!
Good!
Good!
"No! Brother, you built it for Diandian, and what you said counted," Zhang Diandian finished speaking to his brother.
She turned her little head to face a few friends who still had excited expressions on their faces, and learned the tone of Grandpa Reagan's speech on TV; "General Diandian told you to call your rich grandfather and say, 'General Diandian' asked you to join the White Rabbit Legion of Diandian, and let them build General Diandian the largest playground, the largest magic school, the largest zoo, and the largest store, which should have a lot of delicious food, a lot of beautiful clothes, and by the way, a lot of dolls. γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» want to" Zhang Diandian said here, lowering his little head and thinking, what else do you want.
The four adults in the study were shocked by the words of the brother and sister, and they all looked at the brother and sister with strange expressions on their faces.
Xiang Huaqiang looked at Zhang Diandian with admiration, and sighed in his heart, alas! How do you feel that my big brother in the club can't catch up with this 4-year-old little one! Look at how well people beat this bamboo pole. Looking at yourself, that is, putting some usury, collecting some protection fees, laundering money or something. If you let this little bit succeed in knocking this bamboo pole, it will be enough for you to work hard for a lifetime.
Zhang Keqiang is very proud, he is worthy of being my sister Zhang Keqiang, and he is even richer than his brother and me.
Just when a few people in the study sighed.
Zhang Diandian thought for a long time and didn't know what else to do, so he said helplessly; "It's good for the general to ask for so much first, my mother often says that a good child can't be too greedy, and a good child can't be greedy, so you should hurry up and call, right?"
A couple of little ones just wanted to go downstairs to call grandpa.
Zhang Diandian seemed to think of something again, and said loudly; "By the way, I almost forgot, you wait. I ask you, what will you do if your grandfather doesn't agree to you? β
The four little guys, you look at me, I look at you, and finally shook their heads together and looked at Zhang Diandian.
You're all so stupid, if your grandfather doesn't agree, they don't love you. Then you will be so sad, so sad. If you don't agree, you will roll on the ground, if you don't agree, you will tell your grandfather that you will not eat if you don't agree to the conditions, our slogan is 'Revolution is not guilty, rebellion is justified, we want to be fair, we want to be free, you have seen the way to deal with my brother today, you have to learn more from the smart dots, if you still can't do it, there is a way, do you understand? Zhang nodded and finished dancing.
"Got it"
The four little guys said in unison.
In the study room where this scene was watched, except for Zhang Keqiang, the other 4 adults were dumbfounded.
Zhang Keqiang smiled awkwardly and explained to his sister; "My sister is very simple-minded, she usually says whatever she wants. Diandian She has been sensible since she was a child, she has never had a heart, she always thinks about others, and today she is mainly for the benefit of several of her friends. β
Zhang Keqiang said and spoke, and also felt that what he said was very reasonable, and became arrogant, "Alas! If anyone is friends with my sister, you see how good she is to his children, if I had a child as smart as my sister when I was a child, I wouldn't be so stupid now, I must be much smarter than now, you look at the good friends who taught her all their knowledge selflessly, what kind of spirit is this, are you very moved, only my sister Zhang Keqiang would be so self-sacrificing and not trying to γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»! The more Zhang Keqiang spoke, the more proud he became.
Zhang Diandian held his little chest proudly, and nodded his little head desperately, as if he particularly agreed with his brother's words.
A few little guys happily ran to the first floor.
Several adults in the room listened to Zhang Keqiang's words of praising his sister without a bottom line, and they all had an urge to vomit, and they all thought that they had seen shameless, but they had never seen such shameless, and they had to guard against these brothers and sisters in the future, but they couldn't be like these little guys who were sold by their brothers and sisters and counted the money for them! What is selfless, what is self-sacrificing, the most shameless boast of his sister is rare in the sky, unparalleled on earthγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» the benefits of this brother and sister have been taken away, and they still say that they are so great. How can there be such a shameless pair of brothers and sisters in the world!
If you think about it carefully, what Zhang Keqiang said is also very reasonable, if anyone's child has been so pitted by his sister since he was a child, it is a little difficult to think about it when he grows up, this is called close to Zhu is red, and close to ink is black.