At eleven o'clock in the evening, Han Xu returned to the dormitory.

Li Mo and Tian Zhuangzhuang gathered in front of the computer, not knowing what they were doing.

Han Xu looked inside, and almost didn't get it.

On the computer screen, there is a picture of live/color/fragrant, two naked bodies are resisting/dying/lingering, Jamai saucer...... The sound of Jamai came and went. The expressions of the two fools couldn't help laughing, Li Mo's throat was like a fan, Tian Zhuangzhuang's round eyes stared at the computer screen, his mouth was open, and the overflowing saliva was about to flow to the crotch of his pants.

"Can you move me somewhere?" Han Xu leaned in.

"Go! Go! Go! Tian Zhuangzhuang said impatiently: "The location is limited, find your family Ji Ling to fight!" ”

"Yes, I'm going to fight in my dreams." Han Xu reflexively supported the wooden frame next to the bed and jumped up, sat on the head of the bed, squinted at the dark sky outside the window, and suddenly remembered something, and said, "By the way, Lao Tian, counselor Wang Lei didn't look for me, right?" ”

"Hey, I remember what you said."

Tian Zhuangzhuang wiped his saliva and removed his eyes staring at the computer screen: "Counselor Wang Lei looked for you all night, most likely because you beat Meng Lin at noon today, you don't have a mobile phone and can't find anyone, Wang Lei is stupid, I see you go to him honestly to report tomorrow." ”

"Oh." Han Xu nodded.

Tian Zhuangzhuang was a little deflated by Han Xu's reaction, and turned his head to continue to enjoy the island country action movie, the pit was over, Li Mo was turning off the computer, he was suddenly anxious, and muttered: "Just follow Han Xu to pull the calf, I haven't appreciated the ** part in the back, Li Mo, let's watch it again, and look back." ”

"I've watched an action movie upside down, you're strong and not afraid of being fine/dying, I'm afraid!" Li Mo pushed Tian Zhuangzhuang's hand away and said impatiently: "Get out!" Lao Tzu is going to play a game. ”

"What kind of game to play, jerk off." Tian Zhuangzhuang replied, almost not blowing up Li Mo.

"Smack!"

At this time, all the lights in the dormitory went out.

", there's a power outage again." Tian Zhuangzhuang's complaining voice sounded in the darkness.

CUHK thinks about the students, the power and the Internet are cut off at twelve o'clock every day, and the girls with normal menstrual cycles are the same as when to come to the aunt, which can make the energetic boys, especially Tian Zhuangzhuang and Li Mo are genuine singles, and they are very noisy at night, and they can't sleep at all.

You must know that the beauty of Zhongda is like a cloud, and the beauty list can only be on the list of ten people, which is a little more difficult.

Ji Ling of the first class of the Chinese Department must be on the list, Tian Zhuangzhuang is a die-hard fan of Ji Ling, he always believes that Ji Ling is the top of the list of beautiful women in the middle school, the most brilliant pearl in the crown.

"I think Ji Ling is the most beautiful and spiritual girl in our university." Tian Zhuangzhuang opened his mouth and said: "Needless to say, Han Xu must be the same as my aesthetics, otherwise he wouldn't chase others, so there is no doubt that Ji Ling ranks first!" ”

"Cut! Ji Ling is pretty, but are there still few beautiful girls in CUHK? Xia Shiyu in the Department of Economics and Management is no worse than her. Li Mo disagreed, he was angry that Han Xu took the lead in taking Ji Ling, so he disagreed with Tian Zhuangzhuang's placing Ji Ling first in the list of beauties of CUHK.

"Hey! Do you have eye problems? Xia Shiyu looks good from a distance, but if you look closely, you find that there is none, the eyes are asymmetrical, one is big and one is small. Tian Zhuangzhuang retorted vigorously: "Our future sister-in-law Ji Ling ranks first, Xia Shiyu ranks second, and this matter is settled." ”

"You are too self-righteous, even if Xia Shiyu is worse than Ji Ling, but Xia Shiyu is one meter eight tall, ********, and has a hot body like a Victoria's Secret angel." Li Mo sat up and attacked: "On the other hand, Ji Ling, the biggest drawback is the apron!" I suspect she doesn't drive on her chest without shaking. ”

"Li Mo, I found that you are vulgar, vulgar and unbearable!"

The goddess in his heart, Ji Ling, was so humiliated, Tian Zhuangzhuang was extremely indignant, and argued: "Do you know what is the biggest advantage of Ji Ling?" Spirituality! This is the most precious quality of a girl, which can make people experience the most innocent and unstained love. There may not be one in 10,000 girls who has this kind of spirituality. In this regard, Ji Ling threw Xia Shiyu off eight Wangfujing streets! ”

"You two don't let people sleep at night?"

Han Xu listened to the two animals arguing enthusiastically, and he really couldn't cry or laugh: "You fight for these women, but everyone has nothing to do with you, why bother?" ”

"Also, it doesn't have a relationship." Li Mo felt bored, and it was rare to agree with Han Xu.

Tian Zhuangzhuang didn't believe that it didn't matter at all, not to mention Ji Ling, who Han Xu chased, Li Mo might have had a relationship with Xia Shiyu and the others as early as in his dream. Snorting, he said, "But then again, I met a girl on Bachelor Street today, with delicate short hair, big watery eyes, and skin as white as transparent. It's like Natalie Portman in "This Killer Is Not Too Cold", super beautiful. ”

"What's the girl's name?" Li Mo came to the spirit again.

Tian Zhuangzhuang scratched his hair: "It seems to be called Gu Qianxun, it should be our freshman freshman." ”

"Gu Qianxun?"

Han Xu muttered.

"It's weird to get this name," Li Mo continued: "Gu Qianxun, his mother must be Miyazaki's number one iron." ”

"Tsk, this Gu Qianxun is not much better than Ji Ling."

The two not only talked about the girls in the class, but also talked about every girl who had characteristics and left an impression on CUHK, and the more they talked about the late night, the more **** they became, and when they talked about being more ashamed, the two of them were tasteless.

"Sleep, sleep, although it doesn't cost money to talk about beauties, but ****** spend ****."

The two got out of bed in high spirits, kicked their slippers to the toilet to pour out the liquid in their bladders, sighed in their mouths, and went to sleep officially under the covers.

"Gu Qianxun." Han Xu turned his head to look out the window, and his face suddenly felt a little lonely.

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