Xiao Ying waved his hand again to signal him not to say it yet, and then said: "You went to the city hospital first, and the doctor did a lot of tests on you, saying that you have liver tuberculosis. So you were hospitalized and took medicine for almost a month, but it didn't work. The condition further aggravated, the doctor did an ascites test, and said that it was not a tuberculosis lesion, and the specific cause was not clear, so he could only give you symptomatic treatment. ”

"Yes, yes, these quacks, I can't tell you and treat me, I still treat them honestly, but I didn't get better after eating for a long time, so I transferred to the hospital in a fit of anger."

"You were transferred to the military military hospital," Xiao Ying interrupted him, and continued, "At first, the doctor also suspected diffuse tuberculosis lesions in the liver, but after the doctor's consultation, he suspected liver cancer, so you were transferred to the Provincial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine." Treat ...... with traditional Chinese medicine

"Yes, I was terrified, they said it was liver cancer, I said I had never had any disease, how could I get cancer in a good way!"

Xiao Ying said directly: "After the doctors of the Chinese medicine hospital gave you treatment for a period of time, the effect was not obvious, and at the same time, it was found that there was a walnut-sized lump on your left upper abdominal wall, and the result was that the abdominal wall metastasized cancer. ”

"Yes, yes, the cancer in front has not been ruled out, and another one has popped up in the back, which scared me so much that I couldn't sleep well, and I lost dozens of pounds......

"You were in the hospital for more than a month, and the doctor treated you for a lump in your abdominal wall and ascites, and they were all gone, but there were dozens of subcutaneous lumps the size of soybeans and pigeon eggs in your flank and left lower abdomen."

The fat man was pleasantly surprised and exclaimed: "Half immortal, you are really a living immortal!" It's like seeing it with your own eyes, that's right, I asked the doctor if you didn't treat the lump in my stomach, but there were so many lumps, you broke it to zero! ”

has been reading books with a straight face, looking at Luo Shuxiang with a dull face, and laughing.

Xiao Ying was surprised and delighted, this was the first time he saw Luo Shuxiang smiling, turning his head to look, Luo Shuxiang's smile was long gone, and he regained his zombie-like appearance, and continued to look at the book with a dull gaze.

The fat man also heard this laughter, scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and said, "It sounds funny now, but I really couldn't laugh at that time, I was about to cry because I had cancer!" They treated me like this, and I don't believe them anymore. So, I transferred to the hospital again. I heard that the oncology department of the Second People's Hospital of the province has the best medical skills, so I transferred here......"

"The doctors here also said it was cancer."

"Yes, I transferred here, and the doctor also said that it was cancer, but it didn't work for a week. I was very anxious, and I chatted with those patients in the oncology department these days, among whom there was an old monk, who was the abbot of the temple, and told me that there was a half-immortal surnamed Xiao at the railway station square, and his fortune-telling and treatment were particularly accurate. Saying that his illness was cured by you has been misdiagnosed before. He also said that you have a very good heart, and donated five Jizo King Bodhisattvas to the temple. ”

Xiao Ying couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, this monk was obviously the abbot of Mingtong, he couldn't imagine that this abbot master would actually promote him in the hospital. It's a good thing, word of mouth among patients can promote their own popularity.

The fat man continued: "At first, I was still skeptical that the monk told me this, and then there was an aunt surnamed Tian who was in business, and she also said that her husband's illness was not cancer by Master Xiao, and it saved her life." I still don't believe in such a thing as fortune-telling and healing, and in the end, I was completely convinced that it was an official wife who decided to come to you. ”

"Mrs. Guan?" Xiao Ying couldn't remember who it was for a while.

"Yes, she happened to come to the hospital for transfer surgery that day, and her husband was transferred to a psychiatric hospital, it seems that he is the director, surnamed Zhao, at that time, I was complaining to someone that my illness could not be cured, and this Director Zhao's wife heard it, and pointed out that I would let me come to you. Said that just a few days ago, you once told another fortune teller in this aisle that he would soon have a bloody disaster, but the fortune teller was stabbed to death with a knife in the oncology department. ”

Xiao Ying couldn't imagine that Mrs. Zhao actually instructed the fat man to come to him for fortune telling. Is it to repay yourself for your guidance?

The fat man kept talking and said, "Half immortal, please advise, how should my illness be cured?" ”

Xiao Ying said: "I can guide you to cure your illness completely, but the cost is a bit expensive, are you willing?" ”

When the fat man heard that it could be cured, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, but when he heard the words that followed, his smile immediately disappeared, and he asked nervously and tentatively, "How much does it cost?" ”

Xiao Ying said in a faint voice: "1,000 yuan." ”

"Wouldn't you, such a ghost?" The fat man twitched with fat all over his body, "This alley is only three or five yuan for fortune telling, I think even if it is increased tenfold, thirty or fifty yuan will be terrible!" ”

"Then you go to them and tell your fortune!"

"They're good, I won't come to you." The fat man had a bitter face, grabbed his clothes and trembled, and said pitifully: "Xiao Banxian, please, have mercy on me, I am a poor man, a laid-off worker, I don't have much money, I rely on a laid-off salary of 80 yuan a month, and I have to support my wife and children, and I go to the vegetable market every day to pick up vegetable leaves and come back to live, save money and save money, and I also have to provide children with education......"

When it comes to sadness, the circles under my eyes are red.

Xiao Ying sneered and said, "This boss, you opened two private companies and still cry poor? You have eaten so many cordyceps and ginseng, I am afraid that it will cost tens of thousands of dollars just to nourish and expensive medicines, and these things fell from the sky? Besides, you don't have a fat body that laid-off workers can afford. You just said that you fell ill when you came back from a business trip, and the laid-off workers are still on a business trip? You lied to me? ”

The fat man suddenly looked at Xiao Ying dumbfounded, suddenly slapped his head, smiled very embarrassedly and said, "I'm really a bastard, why should I deceive a half-immortal!" ”

It turned out that the fat man was actually a wealthy businessman. But it's very picky. Because he knew that his illness was cancer, he looked for Xiao Ying to see a doctor and tell fortunes for fear that Xiao Ying would take the opportunity to extort bamboo and ask for a price, so he pretended to be a poor man, but he didn't expect to be recognized by Xiao Ying at a glance.

Xiao Ying couldn't see it at first, but he felt that life was so sloppy and he had grown so fat, maybe it was fat and swollen or something. But later, after checking his medical records, I learned that the fat man was the CEO of two companies, and during his treatment in the Chinese medicine hospital, he ate tens of thousands of yuan of tonic medicines such as cordyceps sinensis ginseng, and he knew that he was pretending.

The fat man salivated and said to Xiao Ying: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's me who is wrong, I'll apologize to you." However, this 1,000 yuan is indeed too expensive, can it be less? ”

"Your doctor diagnosed it with cancer, do you think 1,000 yuan is too much to cure your cancer?"

The fat man blushed suddenly, scratched his head and said, "This, half-immortal, can it be less?" Get a discount, you just have a few words, more bothering. ”

Xiao Ying hugged his shoulders and sneered and said, "If you don't pretend to be a poor person to lie to me, and come to me directly, I will charge you three or five hundred yuan at most." But if you want to lie to me, of course I won't be polite, so if your illness is 1000 less, you can ask for another skill. ”

Judging from the medical records, this fat man is not a mortal person, but he had to transfer to the hospital several times after that, and spent tens of thousands of dollars, and finally found out that the real cause was not cancer, and it was finally cured. In other words, Xiao Ying's guidance shortened his treatment process and saved him tens of thousands of yuan in medical expenses for the next few hospital transfers.

Because the fat man is not a mortal person, he does not need to donate to the Jizo King Bodhisattva, the other party is a rich man, he can give a little more, and he can collect two or three hundred yuan, but Xiao Ying is angry that the fat man actually pretends to be a poor person to deceive himself, and he is a rich businessman who picks the door. He remembered Lu Xun's famous saying: "The richer you are, the more you refuse to relax." So he was very unhappy, so he offered 1,000 yuan.

The fat man begged over and over again for a long time, and Xiao Ying was upset and said: "Let me tell you the truth, your illness is not cancer, but only I can tell you how do you know if it is not cancer, other doctors will not know." Just this point, it's worth 1,000 yuan! ”

When the fat man heard this, his body shook violently, and he heard a click under his buttocks, and the last good chair was also smashed by him. For mobile phone users, please visit wènhttp://mnet

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