231: Because I didn't wash it
Lian Hua was also very puzzled, and specially drove the car and boat to scan the beast under him a few times: "There is no trace of any addiction......
"Why is that?" Feng Xiaolazy wondered, opened the box and looked at the strawberries carefully, and then said to himself, "This shouldn't be Brother Weizhong, right?" For the sake of family happiness, these beasts revive the male beast style? ”
"Poof!" Dou Ye couldn't help but almost squirt, and when he saw Feng Xiaolazy looking over, he hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm fine, I'm fine, you continue!" ”
"What are you going on...... Feng Xiaolazy was speechless, and put the box on the box, "What does Dongfang Guoguo say, does he also have this problem?" ”
"Poof......" Dou Ye couldn't help but spray again, choking on his own saliva.
Feng Xiaolazy looked at him in wonder: "You ...... Pneumonia? ”
"No, no, no!" Dou Ye responded with difficulty, "I really can't see that the head of the Dongfang base is actually ......"
"Hey, it's not hard to reason!" Feng Xiaolazy analyzed with Dou Ye earnestly, "You see that he is a pure male cancer patient, and he is still in the advanced stage, and he can basically give up treatment." If it weren't for the lack of virility and damaged self-confidence, how could you be so unkind to women? You say yes. ”
"Seems to make sense." Dou Ye nodded thoughtfully, "No wonder what kind of elite policy is engaged, and everyone who is incorporated into the Nanshan base is a little white face who is a defeated elephant!" ”
"Yes~" Feng Xiaolazy pinched Dou Ye with your knowing eyes.
Dou Ye nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes!" That makes sense! And so it was! ”
"Hahaha!"
The two talked happily, and Lian Hua looked confused. I don't know where to correct the lazy wind...... I knew that I would have scanned Dongfang Guoguo's body just now! At this time, you can have a good chat with the lazy!
"What are you laughing at?" A voice sounded from the front of the car, Lin Weiran walked in the air and drove side by side with the hovering car, "Little lazy sister, do you miss me?" ”
"I miss your uncle!" Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes, "Look, I have a high-quality viagra viagra here, do you want to give it to you?" ”
"Little lazy sister, isn't this disgusting brother enough?" Lin Weiran pursed her lips slightly and glanced at Lianhua, "I'm so sad." ”
"......" is more shameless than shameless, sure enough, Lin Weiran is the uncrowned king!
Lin Weiran looked at Feng Xiaolazy's face darkened. Instant fun. Haha smiled and opened the car door and rubbed it up: "Come on, come on, let my brother help you see what this is." ”
"Look at the yarn, where is the half-immortal?" Feng Xiaolazy threw the box to Lian Hua and looked at Lin Weiran with a cold face. "Where did you hide the half-immortals?"
"Half-immortal? She walked and walked. Suddenly I saw a pool of water. I have to make a hexagram on the water divination......" Lin Weiran also had a little headache, and pressed her temple, "I stood next to her and waited for two days." She didn't know anything, so I decided to come to you first. If she sees a puddle of water that is particularly fresh and refined while walking, I don't want to see you in my life! ”
This does look like something that a demi-immortal would do......
Feng Xiaolazi's face was black, and he silently lit two sympathetic candles for Bai Banxia.
"Okay, little lazy sister, I seem to smell the smell of glass fruit, isn't it in the box? This kind of strange thing can't be eaten by girls......" Lin Weiran stared at the box in Lian Hua's hand and kept chattering.
"Why can't you eat it?" Feng Xiaolazy was strange, "It smells sweet and delicious." ”
Lin Weiran glanced at Feng Xiaolazy, and said with a smile: "Because I didn't wash it." ”
"...... didn't wash your uncle!"
Lin Weiran looked at Feng Xiaolazy and glared at him again, and hurriedly said: "This thing is one of the poisons, and it has a strong hallucinogenic effect!" But after eating it, in a short period of time, people's potential will be stimulated, just like taking stimulants! However, its effect is ten thousand times better than that of stimulants. ”
"And then? Do you want to wash it before eating? ”
"Then, the side effects are also 10,000 times over." Lin Weiran said heavily, "Basically, the person who eats this thing, after that period of time, is just a living waste." ”
"Then why are the beasts below still chasing after you?" Feng Xiaolazy pointed to the bottom of the car.
"That's because today's plants have mutated." Lin Weiran said, naturally took the box from Lian Hua's hand, opened the lid, and pointed to the strawberry with his finger to explain seriously, "So, it can be eaten without washing." ”
After speaking, he pinched the strawberries and stuffed them into his mouth at a lightning speed, swallowed it, and threw the box back to Lian Hua, with a satisfied face: "Sure enough, it's very sweet!" ”
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Three-faced confused.
Feng Xiaolazy didn't react for a long time, until Lin Weiran rubbed his belly and burped, and pounced and pinched Lin Weiran's neck: "Snake spirit disease, you!" This thing is an oriental fruit! You ate ......"
"What's wrong with what I ate?" Lin Weiran raised her eyebrows, "Are you still going to pay him back?" ”
"That's not ......"
"Then you're angry that I didn't leave you a mouthful?" Lin Weiran stretched out his pink tongue and licked his lips lightly, "Then, how about I pass on the taste to you?" ”
"Get out!" Feng Xiaolazy was furious, sat back in his seat angrily, and began to toss the box, "Then what does this Dongfang Guoguo want to do with this thing?" Ward off evil? ”
"Probably not, probably because the beast below eats this thing and will upgrade, so the people of the Dongfang family stole it. It's not okay to waste good things casually, so he wants to take them home and offer them. Lin Weiran seemed to understand and explained, "I didn't expect to let me eat it in the end!" ”
"Phew, you villain!" Feng Xiaolazy glanced at him, "What about Fumai, have you found it?" ”
"No, but I see that the ground is full of water." Lin Weiran pointed to the floor very seriously.
"What do you mean!"
"It means that the blessed veins here may have been absorbed, or they have all been emptied, and there are no blessed veins here." Lin Weiran said, "Then, without the Fu Mai, and without the energy that can replace the Fu Mai to make the ecology and order here, this place will soon become a barren land!" ”
"Phew! Do you believe in the old lady? Feng Xiaolazy was relieved when he heard Lin Weiran's serious nonsense, "Say, what did you find." ”
"Sure enough, it's still a little lazy sister who understands me!" Lin Weiran smiled and nodded, "There is indeed no blessing here, but there are things from your Feng family here!" ”
"What's in our house?" Feng Xiaolazy was puzzled, and after looking at Lian Hua, he asked strangely, "What is it?" ”
"How do I know, I can't get in again!" Lin Weiran said confidently, "I'm not the kind of person who casually messes with other people's things!" ”
Wind Lazy: Think about what you just ate...... (To be continued.) )