Chapter 52 The first time is to go down in history
This is Lao Tzu's first time, and it will go down in history!
There is nothing more hateful in the world. After thousands of mountains and ravines, it is finally a matter of course, and I am about to open a new chapter and enter a new cave. But he was disturbed by irrelevant people, so that he fell short, hung the hole and reined in the horse, and collected the gun in the hole - this feud is big! Under the harmless smile of the fat man and the animal, there is no murderous heart.
It was also Brother Fat Chu who was extremely excited just now, and he had no distractions, so that he ignored the movements of the outside world. When he heard the sound of the key, the person who came was already more than ten meters away from the door, and then the fat man heard the chatter of the white eyeballs.
Of course, the beautiful sister is just trying her best to block it. She and Director Ma didn't know that the few words in a very low voice had been taken into the ears of the fat man. Although the useful information is only three words - Director Ma.
Is this being rounded by the police? Does the director of the horse who led the team have anything to do with the father and son of Majiazhuang?
The fat man suddenly collected his mana, Lang Yuan didn't notice it at first, but still in the spirit of being aggressive and brave to explore, he led the fat man to fly with wings regardless of himself. At this time, the two of them had just eliminated all the barriers, and the distance was about equal to zero, and they should work together to turn this distance into a negative valueβminus eight, minus eighteen, minus eight, minus eighteen...... The cycle is reckless, until the earth is barren and the mountains are edgeless.
"Someone's coming, five cops!"
The fat man pressed Lang Yuan, not the place, or the right place, anyway, it was very convenient. Don't worry about this trivial matter.
Lang Yuan was dumbfounded, his body stiffened and he didn't react. Why are the police such bastards! Five bastards came at once - this is the first time for my sister, and it will go down in history!
As a junior sister, Lang Yuan's heart is actually very wide. Before making a decision, it is natural to have a lot of thoughts and thoughts. Finally made a decision, then do not hesitate, do not hesitate, do not regret, put down the burden and start the machine, and rush forward cleanly. Who would have thought that when he saw that he was flying into the air, he suddenly fell into the abyss with a "bang", and fell into the mud and dust!
This feud is big! Under Lang Yuansen's stern and cold angry face, there is not a heart that supports people to kill......
The buffer time created by the beautiful sister was just enough for the fat man and Lang Yuan to put on their shirts and pants. It's also thanks to the big difference in size between the two, so you don't have to wear the wrong one.
But what's the use of wearing more?
Director Ma didn't understand the stalk, but Lang Yuan understood, and he almost didn't even stiffen his face - a time late? Two hours late? Just blow it, you junior brother!
Oh, the fat guy won't be boring enough to have private things in front of outsiders, this joke is to relax my mind! Remind me to analyze calmly, deal with it rationally, don't be angry, don't get angry...... Phew, people don't have it! Lang Yuan blushed again after he almost didn't hold back.
Fortunately, after being a goddess for three or five years, she has also exercised her ability to control her complexion. Ordinary scumbags are like women, close to them are not inferior, and far away are resentful, although Lang Yuan doesn't need to care about anything, but he can't offend all the people around him, right? It's not easy to be a goddess, hehe.
Anyway, with the fat man, no matter what the situation, whether it is embarrassing or sad, there is no need to be anxious or worried. After the fat man gets started, the problem will eventually be solved satisfactorily, but there may be some ridiculous fun during the period......
"I received a report from the masses that someone is selling something here! Get down here and come with us! β
When the horse director was in a dilemma, the dead oil head finally jumped in and shouted loudly - how could this kind of rough work make the horse speak himself?
Dead oilhead has a large bag bulging out of his forehead and a flattened nose. The door of the brain that was opened by the door - commonly known as "chuck" - it didn't hurt or not, but the important thing was to lose his share in front of Director Ma! Therefore, we must take the initiative to take the initiative.
That's a good shout! Director Ma's face was cloudy, but he didn't say a word. According to the rich experience since following Director Ma, if you don't scold, that's praise! The dead oil head was very proud for a while, and the bulges were red and shiny, like a unicorn.
However, the two people who should have rolled out of bed and then squatted in the corner with their heads pouted were still sitting on the head of the bed.
The fat man turned his face to look at Lang Yuan, and asked in a funny way, "Are you a woman who has lost her footing!" What will happen if I beat him up for you? β
"Don't die!" Lang Yuan was concise and concise without thinking.
In fact, this damage indicator is not enough to relieve Lang Yuan's hatred. But forget it, the dead fat man didn't shoot lightly or heavily. In essence, this is also Lang Yuan's admonition to the fat man, although it sounds extremely arrogant.
Dead oil head is still very smart, especially good at being obedient in words - don't die, that is, as long as you don't die, it's okay?
"I'm rubbing! Do you move Lao Tzu to try? "Dead Oil Head jumped up and down on the spot. Hey! Your grandfather has a violent temper! Don't go out to listen and listen, who dares to touch Lao Tzu on this one-third of an acre of land in Yangjiao Town...... And the horse director?
The fat man didn't jump high at all in his eyes, but asked Director Ma with a pleasant face, "This guy is your subordinate, it's really not a weapon." Do his words represent what you mean? β
The lungs of the dead oil head were blown up, and he was about to step forward to bite someone, but the dog chain was pulled by the owner.
"Who are you?" Director Ma's face was cold, his eyes flickered, although he did not answer yes or no positively, he also tried his best to use neutral words, at least neither humble nor arrogant.
The dog man and woman are sitting on the bed, and I am standing underground, and the status doesn't seem to be equal!
Director Ma is Huang who has never swept the government guest house, and he doesn't know how many times he has swept the inn hairdresser who doesn't know the rules. Women and their donors have also caught too much, but they have never felt that the way they look in bed has anything to do with being high up β and that's especially the way they feel today......
Although Director Ma felt that his posture had been lowered enough, he still did not receive a kind response, and he was not even as well treated as a waiter.
The occupant didn't pay attention, and the white eyeball probe slipped into the room, looking at the fat man's eyes with concern and apology. The right elbow of the down jacket was still stained with mud, which was caused by the fall just now. The sacrifice that the beautiful sister made for the fat brother is really not.
It's all worth it! Her sacrifice paid off handsomely. The fat man gave a thumbs up to the white eyeballs and said enthusiastically, "Thank you, beautiful sister!" It's none of your business, you go, the fat brother will be fine! β
"Oh......" The white eyeballs quickly glanced towards the bed, and finally smiled, and sure enough, turned and ran. Maybe it's more reassuring to see the fat brother and sister-in-law Xiong sleeping in a quilt? Anyway, it's not about selling prostitution!
"Who the hell are you? Didn't you hear Director Ma's question?! "Dead Oil Head has jumped three times high tonight.
The fat man ignored the dead oil head and the director of the horse, but asked Xiang Langyuan again, "What will be the consequences if I beat them all?" β
"Don't die!" Lang Yuan is light and light, concise and to the point.
Two similar questions, two same answers, the meaning is not the same.
The fat man asked, of course, not to be angry and not pay for his life, although he did it.
After all, the dead oil head is just a joint defense team member who is not on the list, that is, an almighty temporary worker - uh, the fat brother himself is too, and there are more tears - if you beat it, you will be beaten up, and Lang Yuan can resist it.
The fat man himself doesn't care, but at this time, the two of them are one, and the fat man must consider the impact of things on Lang Yuan.
And Director Ma is a serious policeman of 800 people, and he is still a prince. Although the head of the police station is not big, he is also beyond the reach of the vast majority of police officers in their lives.
Lang Yuan replied without hesitation, hehe, I can bear it!
Hehe, that is, brother can play freely? How embarrassing is that......
"I'm rubbing! What a bull fork to put on two stupid forks! Brothers, copy guys, follow me up and drag it down! Selling prostitutes and becoming an uncle! "The lord humiliated the ministers to death, Director Ma was swept away, and of course the dead oil head had to defend it to the death.
Besides, a bare-person beats five people with instruments, and is still worried about killing them all? Is braggart reliable?
The dead oil head charged ahead, and the other three joint defenses were also ready to move, and four strong flashlights were clenched in their hands.
The fat man on the bed still smiled and didn't move, but the director of the horse under the bed moved first.
"Smack!"
A boss's mouth slapped on the face of the dead oil head, which is the family heirloom of the old Ma family. The dead oil head was blinded, and the other three members of the joint defense team were also blinded. The dead oil head covered his cheeks and didn't dare to resent, but he couldn't help but be wronged, crying like a concubine, "...... Chief? β
Director Ma was not in the mood to answer questions for the dead oil head, but just looked at the fat man calmly, "It seems that it is inconvenient for the two of you to report their names and identities, is there anyone who needs to be contacted?" This is Yangjiao Town, and my brother is the head of the police station, and his duty is to maintain the safety of one party! If there is anything offended, brother first say sorry. β
That's what it means to salute before you soldier. If you have a relationship, hurry up and find it, I'll give you a chance, everyone get down. If it doesn't matter, or the relationship is not weighty enough, Lao Tzu will really offend you!