Chapter 114: Forbidden Fruit (9)
Let's not talk about me and Li Meng, just Lord Bai himself, I have vomited for a long time, I don't understand, Lord Bai **** is sitting in this hall of impermanence, shouldn't it be, has he been used to it for a long time?
That puss is actually really timid, I don't know if it's because of harming people, so the retribution he gets, but when we vomit like this, he has been trembling in horror, but, one thing is worse, his pus is flowing even more, and the entire hall of impermanence is more stinky.
"Xiao Wuzi!" Lord Bai looked like he had finally finished vomiting, wiped the corners of his mouth with his long sleeves, and shouted weakly, it seemed that he was finally planning to ask for Qingqiu's off-site support.
"Lord White!" Outside the main hall, a loud promise, and then, a shadow in green clothes, quickly broke in, this figure I recognize, because he is not someone else, it is Liu Wu, I said, just that promise, I sound so familiar with it.
"Xiao Wuzi, hurry up...... Help the official get this thing out......" Lord Bai covered his face with one sleeve, and pointed at the puss who was standing in the center of the hall in a daze, it seemed that he never wanted to see him again.
"Oh my God...... Yes? As soon as Liu Wu came in, he was heavily "edified" by the stench on the puss ghost, and basically became, the reflex arc was extended (it turned out that there was still this effect), hearing Lord Bai say this, Liu Wu finally came back to his senses, and looked at us like eating flies (eating flies is better than this).
"Hmm...... The official is old and confused," Lord Bai finally mustered up the courage, took one of his sleeves to cover his face, and walked out of the corner, and then, flicked his sleeve at the puscular standing in the center of the hall, and the white light flashed, and the puss disappeared immediately.
In an instant, the whole world is a better place (with a glitter effect here).
"Lord Bai...... This, this, this...... What's this? Liu Wu didn't know why, so he was dumbfounded, I didn't know if it was smoked, and he couldn't even open his mouth.
Lord Bai too, he must have a hole in his brain to call Liu Wu here, otherwise, could it be that he was still worried that Liu Wu would not be able to smell it, and the smell of freshly baked and hot was hot, so he howled such a throat, just to let him catch the last train and smell the smell?
"This ...... This is a pus, the native products in our Boundless Purgatory of the Underworld, are generally quacks, or poison people, and after death, they will be punished like this and become a ghost covered in pus," Lord Bai covered his face with one sleeve, and slapped a few times in front of him with one sleeve, and then said solemnly, "This official wants to give you a tutor, the category of ghosts between these hells." ”
It's just serious (I'm going to have to clap this place)!
What kind of tutoring category, it is obvious that he has just been stupid, and he even forgot that he can directly get that puss out and harm Liu Wu.
“…… Lord Bai, do we have any air fresheners in the underworld," Li Meng looked at Lord Bai sickly, got up from the ground weakly, and stretched out his hand slowly, indicating that he was going to stop cooking soon.
"Ah, what is this......" Lord Bai raised his eyebrows, his eyes narrowed into crescents, looked at Li Meng with a smile, and said decisively, "No." ”
"Ah...... I'm going to die......" Li Meng sat on the ground again, lay on the ground casually, and then kept rolling, complaining incessantly, "I don't care, Lord Bai, you have to compensate me for mental damages......"
"Oh, my little Mengmeng, you can't do this......" Lord Bai saw Li Meng rolling angrily, so he also lay on the table, holding his chin with one hand, and watched Li Meng roll around with interest.
I looked at the two of them speechlessly, and then planned to pretend that I couldn't see them, so I'd better talk to Liu Wu.
"Liu Wu, how do you feel about life in the underworld?" Actually, I saw that Liu Wu's spirit was not bad, he, Zhu Yang and Wang Hongzhen all stayed by Lord Bai's side, and usually accompanied Lord Bai to chat or something.
"It's good, it's relaxed, you don't have to think about anything," Liu Wu scratched the back of his head with a smile, a man with five big and three thick smiles, and he smiled so shyly, "It's still thanks to your help, if it weren't for your help, the three of us brothers, how could there be a day when we were wronged." ”
"Speaking of which, this official is really sorry for the three of you," Lord Bai didn't know when, so he appeared behind me in a serious manner, looking at Liu Wu extremely seriously.
"Your Excellency, you are serious, and you didn't do what happened at that time," Liu Wu smiled and waved his hand, indicating that he didn't care anymore, "What's more, with this result, the three of us brothers are already very content." ”
"Yulan, in order to rescue those three hungry ghosts, she actually changed your life, originally after that life, Zhu Yang was going to be reincarnated as an emperor, it's a pity, it's a socialist country now," Lord Bai shook his head, although he said that it was a pity, but I really didn't see it, where did he feel pity on his face.
"Lord Bai, how much skill does that Yulan have to change the lives of Liu Wu and the three of them?" I'm still a little puzzled, where is this magnolia sacred, is it really so capable that even an old fox like a white adult can be easily deceived in the past.
Before removing the gluttonous lines, the index fingers of the three Liu Wu brothers were really slender, and after removing the gluttonous lines, the hands of the three returned to normal, and Lord Bai checked the book of life and death and found that after removing the gluttonous lines, the names of the three brothers of Liu Wu disappeared from the book of life and death, and it was a good move to destroy the corpse and destroy the traces (this is the rhythm of becoming a black household).
"This ...... You ask the official, but the official doesn't know," Lord Bai shook his head with a wry smile, "I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet, I walk too much at night, I will definitely bump into ghosts, retribution, retribution......"
"Your old man's heart is really big, it seems that Yulan must be miserable in beauty, otherwise, you wouldn't be fascinated by her, and even your IQ is in a hurry," I pursed my lips, thinking that men are really the same, even if it is the "smiling white" of the underworld, it is also sad to pass the beauty pass.
"My lord, the results are out," Lord Bai was about to refute me when another voice sounded outside the hall, but I didn't recognize this voice. (To be continued.) )