"Really?" Suddenly, Yang Xie's tone became very strange, and then, Yang Xie made a lightning move, knocking Niu Xiangxiang unconscious. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother Monkey, ...... you" Niu Xiangxiang fainted the moment, her eyes were full of disbelief.

Of course, it is not easy to knock out Niu Xiangxiang, a cow demon. Yang Xie added immortal power to his strength.

Niu Xiangxiang woke up, her eyes were hazy, and she said aggrievedly: "Brother Monkey, what are you going to do?" ”

Yang Xie looked at Niu Xiangxiang, who was tied up by the bundle immortal rope, and said with an evil smile: "My little Xiangxiang, do you know the binding game?" ”

The bundle of immortals comes from the Journey to the West world, the Taoist priest who has tied Zhu Bajie.

"Bundle games?" Niu Xiangxiang was a little stunned for a while, as if she was very excited, "It turns out that Brother Monkey didn't want to ...... Well, Brother Monkey, what is a bundle game? ”

"Bundle game is a fun bed game between men and women. Of course, there is also play between men and women. Yang Xie said very badly.

Hearing this, Niu Xiangxiang's heart beat faster: "Brother Monkey, then we also have to play this bed-bound game between us, right?" ”

"Of course!" Yang Xie said, and complained in his heart: "Damn, Niu Xiangxiang is so easy to coax." Are both men and women in love mentally retarded? ”

"Brother Monkey, then you must be gentle, of course, occasionally stimulated, you can also drop." The cow fragrance is tender like water, and the eyes contain spring road.

"Hehe, don't worry, Brother Monkey will definitely be very gentle with you, plus an occasional rough irritation. But before that, Brother Monkey asks you, are you willing to become Brother Monkey's slave? Yang Xie flickered Niu Xiangxiang and said.

"Ah, Brother Monkey, are you going to play the game of the slave master molesting the slave? It's too exciting. Niu Xiangxiang was obviously very excited, and her expression was to say, "Brother Monkey, hurry up and ravage people's homes." People are your little slaves! ”

"Uh......" Yang Xie stared at Niu Xiangxiang with spring in his eyes, feeling that it was not that he was evil, but that Niu Xiangxiang was even more evil than him, "Xiao Xiangxiang, the first step, are you willing to be my slave?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Monkey, let's ravage the slave's house to your heart's content. Niu Xiangxiang twisted her body, and there was a feeling of burning her body all over her body.

"Xiao Xiangxiang, for the sake of the realism of the game, let's sign the master-servant contract first, how about it?" Yang Xie deceited.

Niu Xiangxiang Xingyan said with spring in her eyes: "Brother Monkey, hurry up." Sign me a master-servant contract. Xiao Xiangxiang can't wait! ”

Oh my God. Find a thunderbolt to kill me.

Yang Xie felt completely convinced by Niu Xiangxiang's initiative and intelligence, took out the contract, and handed it to Niu Xiangxiang.

Niu Xiangxiang said: "Brother Monkey, you are bad, bad, bad!" I don't want to loosen the ties. How does this make people sign the master-servant contract? ”

"That's right." Yang Xie moved his mind and felt that Niu Xiangxiang couldn't be so stupid and naïve.

"Brother Monkey, come on. Loosen the ties for others. "The fragrance of the cow is so disgusting that it is soul-crushing.

"Untie! Do you want to untie it? Yang Xie asked rhetorically, full of anger.

"Brother Monkey, so soon, have you entered the game? This makes everyone a little high! Niu Xiangxiang twisted her body and said with her legs between her legs.

"Close!" Yang Xie accepted the bundle of immortal ropes.

Niu Xiangxiang was freed, a trace of heartbreak and anger flashed in her eyes, and suddenly she stretched out her hand and took out a sword from the void: "Stinky monkey, do you really think that I Niu Xiangxiang is easy to deceive?" Why? ”

"I know that Xiao Xiangxiang, you are very naughty! There is no why. Because Brother Monkey really wants to play a bundle game with you, but you don't trust Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey is heartbroken. Yang Xie beat his chest and said sadly.

"Stinky monkey, don't think that I, Niu Xiangxiang, don't know your romantic history. Your ability to mess with flowers and grass is famous in the Three Realms. You and my sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan, have one leg. Niu Xiangxiang said.

"Niu Xiangxiang, I originally wanted to play with you, but I didn't expect you to be so ignorant. Then I'll fight with you. Yang Xie put away his smile and followed the sacrifice of the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick.

"Stinky monkey, you're going to hurt someone! Woo woo woo ...... "Unexpectedly, Niu Xiangxiang squatted down, hugged her head and cried.

That sad look can melt the heart of any amorous son in the world. (The so-called amorous son is actually a merciful scumbag everywhere)

"This, Niu Xiangxiang, why bother? You're a cow demon, brother, I'm not interested in you. Yang Xie saw that Niu Xiangxiang was crying so badly, he couldn't bear to tease the other party.

Yang Xie was also a whim before, wanting to tease Niu Xiangxiang and then subdue Niu Xiangxiang. Unexpectedly, Niu Xiangxiang was so affectionate to monkeys.

And no wonder!

In the original plot, Niu Xiangxiang was indeed crazy for the sake of the monkey. But the ending is quite thunderous, Niu Xiangxiang fell in love with Sha Wujing.

"What happened to the cow demon? Woo, you hate people. Aren't you also a monkey demon? Niu Xiangxiang was heartbroken and tears rained down.

Niu Xiangxiang knew that the monkey had regained her mana, and she couldn't fight the monkey, so she couldn't force the monkey to marry her. I can only cry, make trouble, and hang myself! I heard that the monkey is amorous, and I hope the monkey will change his mind.

"Well, that's a bit esoteric! Let's start with boyfriend and girlfriend first. "Yang Xie Dao.

"Boyfriend and girlfriend?" Niu Xiangxiang stopped crying, and when she saw that there was hope, she doubted: "Brother Monkey, the boyfriend and girlfriend you are talking about, is it the kind of couple who combine and breed together without getting married?" ”

Burst!

"Niu Xiangxiang, you ......" Yang Xie was vomited blood by Niu Xiangxiang's words, Niu Xiangxiang is not a goblin, so he knows that the combination is breeding, and then sighed: "It's not breeding, it's the kind of boyfriend and girlfriend relationship that develops towards breeding!" ”

"Really? Brother Monkey...... People suddenly feel that happiness comes too quickly! Niu Xiangxiang seemed to have changed into a different person, and threw herself directly into Yang Xie's arms.

Belch!

"Niu Xiangxiang, can you not be so casual? We're just in a serious boyfriend and girlfriend relationship right now. Don't let Brother Monkey and I despise you, okay? Yang Xie said in a serious tone, with a righteous face.

It's like he's a serious person.

"Brother Monkey, it's Xiangxiang who can't help it!" Niu Xiangxiang took off her body and said with a shy face.

"Ahem! Niu Xiangxiang, in fact, Brother Monkey has a lot of opinions about your eldest brother, the Bull Demon King. Yang Xie suddenly spoke.

"Well, Brother Monkey, you stole my sister-in-law, my eldest brother has an opinion about you. So Brother Monkey, can you stop making trouble? Niu Xiangxiang didn't want her beloved man and her big brother to become enemies.

"Xiangxiang, don't you want to go crazy for love?" Yang Xie instigated.

"Brother Monkey, how is it crazy?" Niu Xiangxiang frowned.

"Stealing your eldest brother's magic weapon mixed with an iron rod!" Yang Xie continued to instigate.

"Stealing my eldest brother's Bull Demon King's mixed iron rod?" Niu Xiangxiang widened her eyes that flashed with spring water, and she couldn't believe it.

"Yes, stole your eldest brother, the Bull Demon King's magic weapon, the Iron Rod! Let Brother Monkey understand that your love for Brother Monkey is deeper than the sea, and it is closer than my own big brother! Yang Xie flickered as much as he could.

In his heart, Yang Xie complained: "If this is okay, my brother can be regarded as serving your Niu Xiangxiang's loyalty and infatuation to love." But it can't be. In the plot of "Journey to the West", in the end, didn't Niu Xiangxiang also fall in love with Sha Wujing. ”

Unexpectedly, Niu Xiangxiang said resolutely: "Okay! As long as I don't hurt my eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, I'm willing to go crazy for love! Brother Monkey, you wait for my good news. ”

"Xiangxiang......" Yang Xie stopped Niu Xiangxiang, who turned around and wanted to leave.

Niu Xiangxiang looked back and smiled: "Brother Monkey, is there anything else?" ”

"My doppelganger will date your sister-in-law tonight, if you bump into it, don't be excited and angry, it's all to deceive your sister-in-law. You also know that the reason why your eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, doesn't like your sister-in-law is because your sister-in-law is a shrew. I don't like a woman like that, Brother Monkey, either. "Yang Xie's flickering magic skills have reached the point of perfection.

Is it really good to deceive a woman like this?

Is Yang Xie too despicable and shameless?

But for Yang Xie, he is teaching Niu Xiangxiang that "love is not what you want, you can want it if you want it".

If you don't deal with Niu Xiangxiang, then Niu Xiangxiang will have to deal with the Supreme Treasure. Yang Xie did this, which can be regarded as a time bomb for Niu Xiangxiang, to get rid of in advance.

And if you don't move your expression and don't alarm the Bull Demon King, it can be regarded as a war without gunpowder.

Under the moonlight, on the rocky cliff of the back mountain.

Supreme Treasure was in a worried mood, thought about it, spread his hand and said: "That sister-in-law Niu, it's a little hot, borrow a banana fan?" ”

"Stinky monkey, look at your monkey hurry! In the past, you also said that you were hot, and you started to take off other people's clothes. Unexpectedly, Princess Iron Fan said shyly.