The sun was shining in the early morning, and Han Xu was walking on the bluestone pavement of Flower Street with a canvas bag.

The old streets are ordinary and lively, ordinary vendors selling soy milk fritters, old ladies who go out to buy vegetables, old men sitting on stone benches playing chess with a cup of strong tea, and Han Xu who is carrying luggage greet one after another:

"Xiao Han, did you go to school?"

"Xiao Han, remember to bring a school girl daughter-in-law back to meet us."

"Xiao Han, remember to be a plump and big girl! Good baby. ”

"Okay, okay." Han Xu smiled and greeted the neighbors one by one, he grew up in Flower Street, the people here are simple and enthusiastic, but the security is very poor, there are often social hooligans to make trouble, Han Xu often fights unevenly, and is deeply loved by the neighbors.

Han Xu came to the intersection of Huajie Road, and after waiting for a while, an Audi A7 flew in, and the window slid down, revealing a beautiful face, with a large black super on the bridge of the nose, wearing a capable black skirt, and the style of a domineering female president.

"Get in the car." Liu Xinru said.

Han Xu opened the passenger cab and sat in.

Liu Xinru handed a folder to Han Xu: "This is the admission letter from CUHK. ”

"It's fast." Han Xu was admitted to Xiangbei University, but in order to get close to Ji Ling, he had to go to Zhonghua University to study, and Noki must have been ready to complete these procedures so quickly.

"Let's talk about Ji Ling's situation first, she is a freshman in the Department of Chinese at CUHK, she loves literature, and admires those talents the most." Liu Xinru's beautiful eyes glanced at Han Xu: "I guess literature is a piece of cake for you, right?" How many novels have Qiong Yao read? Know Baby Anne? ”

"Hey, hunters in these years are really not easy to mix, they fight and kill all over the world on weekdays, and from time to time they have to steal cultural relics and dig up people's ancestral graves," Han Xu rubbed his temples: "This time, I finally got a beauty difference with a pickled girl, and I had to compete with Aunt Qiong Yao, who stepped into the coffin with half a foot." ”

The Audi A7 stopped at Ziyun Airport, and Liu Xinru handed a folder to Han Xu: "It's here, we will contact you through the private network of the Noki Information Department in the future, here are the tickets and Ji Ling's personal files, I wish you a beautiful return." ”

Han Xu took out a photo from the folder, on which was a girl, wearing a slip dress with white batik orchids, standing in a sea of lavender flowers, her skin and skirt seemed to be transparent, and her delicate little face had a bright smile, which was suffocating.

"Who are you in the information department of Noki, it's really getting lower and lower." Han Xu shook his head: "What do you mean by giving me a photo of P." ”

Liu Xinru glanced at Han Xu: "This photo is P's?" ”

"Have you ever seen such a beautiful girl in reality? Surely haven't seen it? Han Xu poked at the photo and said, "Since I haven't seen it, it must be P's; Of course, you've definitely seen handsome guys who match this pretty girl. ”

"Who?"

"Me!"

******

The red sun is rising, and new life is coming.

Today is the opening day of Chung Hua University, and new students from all over the world are flocking here.

Han Xu stood at the No. 2 intersection of CUHK with a canvas bag on his back, and on both sides of the intersection were the reception desks of various faculties, the Department of Law, the Department of Economics and Management, and the Department of Chinese...... At first glance, there are more pigsties than in the countryside.

Under every red flag, there are old students helping to carry luggage and register, a busy scene; The freshmen who have just arrived are full of youth, with the vigor of the sun at ** o'clock.

Han Xu narrowed his eyes, burrowed into the sea of people, and quickly found his professional reception: Chinese Department!

There is only one senior in the Chinese Department who is dozing off on the desk, and compared to the heat of other departments, it can only be described as cold and miserable; In these years, Chinese culture is not popular, the students who know the four books and the five classics are extinct, and there are few who are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

Han Xu took out a white pill, unscrewed the mineral water bottle and threw it in, gurgling and bubbling, and immediately turned invisible.

This is a laxative specially supplied by Noggy Pharmaceuticals, which is super powerful and effective in the mouth.

Hunters will carry a poison that seals their throats when they see blood when they perform their tasks, and Han Xu loves this laxative that bursts his anus when he sees water.

He tapped the table twice: "Hey, hey...... Application. ”

"What's the name of the hell?" The senior yawned and raised his head, and grabbed two pieces of eye feces and wiped them on the table.

Han Xu said: "Senior, my name is ......"

“STOP！”

The senior interrupted Han Xu's words, got up and looked Han Xu up and down, and after a long time, he smacked his mouth and said, "Hmm...... You are more than eight feet long, you look like Pan An, your face is like Song Yu, but you are dressed shabbyly, you are walking on the cottage Adi, and your shoulders are on the ground to spread the sail bag, which is really a first-class ** silk! ”

Han Xu looked at his triumphant horse face dumbfounded, thinking that the Chinese department wouldn't all be such stupid hats, right? He raised his hand and knocked on the table and said, "Senior, it's okay if you scold me for ** silk, it's too much to drag Gu Wen to scold me for ** silk." ”

"Don't mind, don't mind, junior, my name is Zou Cheng. The sentence just now is to praise you for having the potential to become a rich and handsome potential stock. Senior Ma Yan laughed: "Besides, the Chinese Department of CUHK is the first in the country's major universities, since we can enter this door, isn't it ridiculous and generous to have no literary accomplishment?" ”

"Are you provoking me?" Han Xu squinted and laughed.

Zou Cheng knocked on the table and said with a smile: "Only by answering a few questions about Chinese culture can you report on admission." ”

"You're going to test me? Just come. "Han Xu is not scared, maybe he doesn't have three thousand Buddhist scriptures and Taoist treasures in his belly like some perverts in the hunter world, and he can't play with the four books and five classics.

Zou Cheng asked directly: "What does it mean to climb ashes?" ”

Han Xu was almost choked to death, what kind of stuff are you out of the pit, and replied: "Climbing ashes refers to ******/lun!" A word that insults women in ancient folklore. ”

Zou Cheng sat upright and said, "In which literary allusions did this word first appear?" ”

Han Xu pondered for a moment and said: "Climbing ashes first appeared in "Dream of Red Mansions", and in the seventh episode, Jiao Dahayana was drunk and scolded the children of the Jia family: I don't know anything about giving birth to these beasts every day, stealing chickens and playing with dogs every day, climbing ashes and climbing ashes, and raising little uncles, I don't know anything!" ”

"Yo, you can even answer this, the junior brother is really amazing!" The seniors from the management department next to them applauded.

"What a round of applause!" Zou Cheng said angrily: "Dream of the Red Chamber is a classic of Chinese studies, this passage is a classic among the classics, and the students of the Chinese Department are blind if they don't even know such a simple topic!" ”

Everyone encouraged: "Then you make a difficult one." ”

Zou Cheng meditated for a moment, then suddenly patted his thigh and said, "Do you know the most famous ash climbing incident in history?" ”

"You are here to take the national examination, obviously it is gossip and wild news!" All the senior sisters were upset for Han Xu, and said with contempt: "The 5,000-year-old history of China, from the emperor's relatives to the peddlers' pawns, have you come over the number of cheating fathers-in-law and daughters-in-law?" ”

Han Xu groaned slightly, and replied: "Tang Xuanzong and Yang Yuhuan's daughter-in-law have two or three things!" ”

Zou Cheng was already sweating profusely, obviously Han Xu's answer was correct, and the senior sisters applauded again.

Zou Cheng decided to come up with a super difficult topic, pondered for a long time, and suddenly said loudly: "Was Yang Yuhuan a virgin before entering the palace?" ”

"It's not." Han Xu said firmly.

"Wrong!" Zou Cheng slapped the table and said with great joy: "Zhu Yizun, a scholar in the Qing Dynasty, once verified the time when Yang Guifei entered the palace, and came to the conclusion: The concubine entered the palace from the Taoist Academy, not from the Shoudi. The implication is that although Tang Xuanzong did not do things beautifully, Yang Guifei did enter the Daming Palace as a virgin! ”

"I'm not wrong." Han Xu smiled and said, "Was Fan Bingbing a virgin before she played Yang Guifei?" ”

Zou Cheng almost vomited blood: "Shameless! Shameless! ”

"Ouch, senior, don't be angry. Whether Yang Guifei is a virgin or not, we can't get a blood, what's there to fight for. Han Xu handed over the mineral water with laxatives.

"It's not a matter of contention, it's an academic discussion, and it must be objective and rigorous!" Zou Cheng poured two sips of mineral water, and his anger disappeared by half: "But junior brother, you are well-read and knowledgeable, and you have a deep foundation in Chinese culture, and you are a manufacturable material, uh...... You're here on top, I'm going to pull the. ”

"......" There was a sudden foul smell in the air.

Han Xu's face turned green, covered his nose and said, "Senior, please don't release poison gas in public places!" ”

"Ouch, I can't hold back my stomach pain, junior brother, you give me a top, there is a phone number on the roster, there is something MI me!" Zou Cheng, who grinned, replied, and ran impatiently towards the toilet.

Han Xu watched Zou Cheng leave with an apologetic face: "Unlucky boy, brother doesn't have the heart to fix you, for the sake of my great cause of picking up girls, you can stay in the toilet for a while." ”

He turned around and went to the table to look through the roster, and found Ji Ling's name, phone number, and dormitory address.

Ji Ling's name was not ticked, and obviously he hadn't come to report it yet.

Han Xu was suddenly in a good mood, and the big horse golden knife was sitting at the table, handsome and dazzling the sun's rays.

It's a pity that he waited for a long time, not to mention Ji Ling, the little princess of the Ji family who has been admired for a long time, there is not a single livestock who signed up, and compared with the enthusiasm of other majors, it is really cold in front of the door. Hey, the world is declining, and the dignified Chinese culture has fallen to Si, and the widow is heartbroken!

"Senior, this is the Chinese department, I'll sign up."

Han Xu looked up, but saw a huge mountain slowly walking towards him!

******

Note: The subject of whether Yang Guifei entered the Daming Palace with a complete body belongs to a puzzle in the history of Chinese studies, and there are many debates among the great Confucian masters in history, and the most accurate statement at present is Chen Yinke's, who overturned the argument of Zhu Yizun, a scholar of the Qing Dynasty, in the "Yuanbai Poetry Manuscript", and determined that Yang Guifei's blood was taken by Tang Xuanzong's son Shouwang, and Tang Xuanzong, a frenzied old bastard, made his son's broken shoes.