The event held by the prince attracted a lot of attention, and it was the new Internet celebrity Xu Ritian who won the first place, which made people even more curious. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Many people clicked on Xu Ritian's video.

A person suddenly appeared in the picture, with yellow hair, black-framed glasses, and a hedgehog head, this is a typical Brother Ritian, and netizens are excited.

"Recently, many people say that I insult Korean stars from a certain country, which is completely nothing?"

Many netizens were stunned: "What is this?" ”

"It's neither a sketch nor a cross talk."

"It's like a talk show."

……

"I think there may be a misunderstanding here, but it's just a contradiction caused by cultural concepts and regional differences, which is understandable."

Many netizens were confused, what was going on.

"Could it be that Brother Ritian has confessed."

"That's it, it's going to be the first, it's."

Xu Qian was unexpectedly angry, and said earnestly: "Seeing those people who scold Teacher Li Wenzai, I am actually very helpless, everyone has their own shining point, I want to ask, have you heard his songs?" Have you watched his TV series? Do you know what kind of person he is? ”

Netizens continued to be confused.

"Brother Ritian is still called Li Wenzai, Teacher Li."

"Isn't this really kneeling and licking Korean stars?"

"Brother Ritian is a tease invited by the monkey."

Then I heard Xu Qianyi's words be fair and objective: "So I have always believed that when you watch his TV series, enter his world, and get to know him as a person like me, you will definitely have the same idea as me - what kind of things are these." ”

Netizen ......

Collective laughter.

"Damn, this is a turning point for God!"

"It's worthy of Brother Ritian."

"Sure enough, it lives up to its name."

……

Netizens are now interested.

The laughter lasted for a little longer, about five or six seconds, and when they finished laughing, Xu Qian continued: "Speaking of Koreans, I have actually always envied them, do you know why? Because our country's cross talk actors have to memorize one thing since they were children-called the name of the dish, there are a total of 10b dishes in it, as a republican, I feel extremely painful at this moment, it is the full banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty, I want to memorize it all. ”

Many netizens who understand cross talk were surprised.

Although "Reporting the Name of the Dish" is only a basic skill, there are not many people who can say it well.

Xu Qian said: "Okay, I'll just have a short passage, well, I'll invite you to eat...... Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck ......"

Xu Qian began to speak very slowly, but the faster he spoke, the more neat his mouth became, and there was almost no pause in the back: "Roast chickens, roast goose, boiled salted duck sauce, chicken, bacon, pine flower small belly, dried meat sausages, assorted Supan smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiang rice, stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, marinated assortment, marinated goose, braised shrimp...... Wait, wait. ”

This set of solid basic skills, although there is no laughter, but it is very shocking.

"Nani, did Brother Ritian learn cross talk? So awesome. ”

"I have already thrown myself to the ground for the five bodies that Brother Ritian admires."

"Brother Ritian can get the first one, I will serve."

"It's really worthy of Brother Ritian."

……

Xu Qian continued to laugh and said, "I'm tired and panicked when I hear it, right? I have to memorize 10b dishes, so ah, I am very envious of Korean stars, how good I should be if I were them, it is very easy to memorize. ”

He cleared his throat and said, "I invite you to eat...... Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta ...... and the kimchi Smecta. ”

This meme is really powerful.

"It's funny."

"No, I'm laughing to death."

"There is only kimchi in Korea!"

Some netizens turned their backs and almost didn't break the computer.

As soon as the words fell, he picked it up again, and said helplessly: "But then I found out that I was wrong, I met a Korean cross talk actor, and their name of the dish is actually longer than ours, and the variety is even richer." ”

Seeing everyone's puzzled eyes, Zhang Ye said: "First of all, their first 10b dishes are exactly the same as ours. ”

"Poof!"

"Can't laugh."

The kanji is yours.

Is the text printed by yours?

The Dragon Boat Festival is also yours?

Xu Qian's words about their 10b dishes are the same as ours, showing the despicable image of the Korean nation in the eyes of the Chinese people to the fullest.

"Brother Ritian is so funny."

"No, I'm out of breath."

"Powerful Brother Ritian."

Xu Qian's first paragraph has just ended, and the next paragraph comes again, "In fact, the name of food is different in every place, such as wonton, which is called wonton in the north, and 'dragon copying hand) in Sichuan, right?" ”

"Do you know what it's called if you go to Korea?"

Many netizens began to think.

"What is it called when you go to Korea?"

"I don't know!"

"It's too hard."

Xu Qianyi raised his hand and made the same gesture as Fang Cai, and made an exaggerated gesture: "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay, the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains stretch for 5,000 years, and the original traditional food of the Republic of Korea - Wonton Smecta." ”

When Xu Qian just said the words "from Changbai Mountain", the audience understood what he was going to say, and from here they began to laugh wildly.

"Can't laugh."

"Why can't I help it?"

"No, I'm going to smoke."

Netizens leaned forward and backward one by one, and some of the laughter points were squatting on the ground and holding their stomachs and laughing.

As a result, Xu Qian was not ready to give everyone a chance to rest, and the next paragraph came again: "Speaking of Korean food, in fact, I want to popularize a knowledge for everyone here." ”

"It's not a joke, it's really knowledge."

Everyone knew that he was going to be funny again, but they couldn't help but listen.

Xu Qian looked at everyone and said: "To be honest, I really can't understand why Koreans like to eat kimchi so much, although I also like to eat it, right, the taste is crisp and sour, sweet and spicy, well, the most important thing is cheap, it's such a thing, but they can't leave it, they will eat kimchi no matter what they eat, so I'm here to advise everyone in front of the TV and everyone present to try not to eat kimchi if you can, because pickled foods are carcinogenic." ”

Carcinogenic?

There is indeed a scientific basis.

But netizens don't believe that Brother Ritian is so disciplined.

Sure enough.

Xu Qian said below: "Well, that's why when we were watching Korean dramas, the two of us just got together...... It won't be long before a person becomes terminally ill. ”

Netizen ......

"Brother Ritian is too awesome."

"This is going to be a special session for Korea."

"It's a scolding stick from beginning to end."

Xu Qian stared at the camera and pointed, "You think it's the plot blood? In fact, because of kimchi, people shoot TV based on facts. ”

All netizens fell. (To be continued.) )