"Who's going to talk to you?" Lang Yuan is always the word doesn't count.

"Madame, aren't you ready?" The fat man was ghostly and resentful.

At least there is less sweater and pants than just now, and the jacket is draped over the shirt, which is very convenient. In fact, even if it's inconvenient, my brother is not very afraid of troublesome people.

"Isn't this an interruption? You have to prepare from scratch, the process is complicated, and you may not be ready. "Lang Yuan is always righteous.

"Madam, then you can prepare quickly, I will lend you my shoulder, you are welcome." The fat man involuntarily turned off the light, and the room fell into absolute darkness again.

It's really a good thing. The first time of the first brother, the first time of the first sister, the first time of the first brother and the first sister, the three "firsts" are combined into one, which has great practical significance and far-reaching historical influence.

The missiles are all on the launch frame, the rockets have been filled with fuel, the parameters are detected normally, and the countdown countdown is counted according to the program, nine, eight, turn, six, five, four, three, two, and unit...... When you get to the hole, it fires. As a result, the holes were all in the mouth, but they were forcibly interrupted by irrelevant wicked people - what enmity do I have against you, what grudge do I have? What a hatred, what a grievance!

It's a big deal to start all over again, you have to be lightweight, and you may miss the launch window. The fat man decided to work his own, help Lang Yuan, and make it convenient for him to be with others!

"Don't make a fuss! Are you done with this? I think it's like a joke. "Lang Yuan dodges the fat man's groping pig hands, but how big can the big bed be?

"Actually, I just don't want the wicked to ruin our new house. How unlucky it is for you to do it in a new house. "The fat man's mouth is very sharp, and the claws of Lushan are also crossing the river by feeling the stones. If you are beaten back, you will find another way, the left side is not lit and the right side is bright, "This matter is not finished, it depends on whether Director Ma can find out your background." ”

"Then he won't find out! Why don't I make a call? "Lang Yuan is worried about the enemy, how much energy can a police station chief have?

"Leave him alone! Madame, we have to hurry, the winter nights are too short......"

Under the indomitable efforts of the fat man, and in Lang Yuan's reluctant refusal, the sound of dialogue gradually disappeared, and the wheezing gradually increased. Without further ado, the countdown to the launch process began again, nine, eight, turn, six, five, four, three, two, unit......

"Ahh

Suddenly there was an exclamation from the front hall!

The fat man at the entrance of the cave is on fire! It seems to be the cry of a white eyeball? This beautiful sister has helped too much tonight, she is very sympathetic, and she is also very smart, so you can't listen to it, right?

Why don't you wait until you're done to get down to business? No, when you get one, no, two!

It was also the fat man who was worried that there would be some more trouble on Director Ma's side, so his hearing was more relaxed, and he had to hear footsteps at least thirty meters away—if the room was doused with gasoline and the north wind was blowing, it would be warmer.

Lang Yuan didn't hear the scream, but he sensed the fat man's emergency brake and asked vaguely, "What's wrong?" ”

"There seems to be an accident at the front desk, wait for me, I'll be back soon!"

Alas, your brother's sacrificial spirit! How much kindness has been repaid......

The fat man quickly put on his pants, checked the back window first, and moved a sofa to block the outside when he went out, ensuring that when someone moved the sofa here, he could return immediately - Director Ma wouldn't be so clever as to turn the tiger away from the mountain, right? From the analysis of his character and ability, he is stupid and arrogant, and he should not be able to reach such a step.

Well, at most, that guy has the heroism of leaning towards Tiger Mountain, that is, rushing to the enemy to die.

But it's better to be hearty, after all, Lang Yuan is defenseless and guards the empty room alone.

The fat man is indeed overwhelmed. The noise of white eyeballs and dead oily heads had already been heard, and the fat man rushed into the antechamber in three steps and two steps. After arriving at the scene, he grabbed the hair of the dead oil head, reached the height of his eyes, and burst into a shout, "Want to die?!" ”

The dead oil head, which suddenly increased by more than 20 centimeters, was terrified, and he wanted to laugh but didn't succeed, but he didn't want to die.

The fat man was in a hurry, how could he have the leisure to break with the dead oil head, and smashed it to the ground with his splitting hand, and stepped on one foot along the way. Nima has a layer of oil on her hands and is hairy, which is really unlucky!

"Fat brother, thank you!" The white eyeballs hugged the fat man in shock, his red face was against the fat man's back, and his heart and liver were pounding.

The poor fat man wore a pair of trousers, and his upper body was still naked, although he didn't feel cold, but it didn't fit the season. The fat man's waist is thick enough, and the white eyeballs are barely hugged - well, there is still material......

Brother, this is being taken advantage of! The fat man patted the arm of the white eyeball, "Sister, is there a rope?" ”

There is no rope, and there are many sheets and covers. The white eyeballs let go of the fat man, blushing and looking for a few, and according to the fat man's instructions, he put his head on the dead oil head. Let's start with a quilt cover, like a stupid woman sewing a quilt to sew herself inside, or a white body bag.

"Uh, uh......" The dead oil head originally wanted to struggle or justify it, but the fat man's feet were a little stronger, and the dead oil head was cocked at both ends, and the top was about to vomit and the bottom was to be laxative, and the air was more and less in, how could he speak.

The white eyeball craft is trendy, and there are enough materials. Seeing that the dead oil head was wrapped in three layers inside and three layers outside, and that he could breathe, even if his lungs were strong, the fat man ran back to the room with a smoke.

"As soon as he moves, you knock him on the head. If he let me hear it, I'll come out and kick him in two. ”

Bai Yanqiu heard the instructions thrown by the fat brother, and sure enough, he moved a stool over, holding a wooden hanger in his hand, and knocked on his head regardless of whether the dead wolf on the ground was moving or calling.

"Fat guy is so handsome! Fat brother is so fierce! "The white eyeballs and the blush on his face do not fade, the fat brother is like an iron tower, so secure!

Why did you hug the fat brother in a daze just now? Well, it's the first time someone has hugged a man. Mmmm, hug it and you won't get pregnant. Mmmm, that Bear can actually be more bear......

The fat man came out this time, and it took a total of three or five minutes.

"Madame, I'm back!" The fat man arched into the quilt and hugged Lang Yuan, but he felt that this hot and flexible delicate body seemed to be stiff?

Although there was nothing to see in the dark, the fat man felt that Lang Yuan seemed to be staring at the ceiling in a daze? Fortunately, the breathing was steady and the signs were normal.

The fat man went up and down his hands, touching wherever he wanted, how he touched it, but Lang Yuan didn't give a reaction, neither welcoming nor refusing. The fat man sneered weakly, "Madam, you won't be jealous, will you?" The girl is in danger, fat brother, I can't go chivalrous? ”

"Fatty, don't you think there's anything wrong?" After a long time, Lang Yuan spoke quietly.

"What's wrong? It's right here, it's right here, it's right here......" The fat man checked as he went, and sure enough, everything was right. Okay, Lang Yuan doesn't push or hide, it doesn't seem that something is wrong, but that he is boring?

It's hard to guess what a girl thinks! The fat man is a high master, and he can scratch the back of his head in the dark.

"As soon as it came to the critical point, there was force majeure that stopped us. Or maybe we shouldn't have gone that far, and it's better to keep our friendship pure. Lang Yuan still has idealism, sighed, his body is softer, no longer so stiff, but still listless.

It's all come to this point, you make me pure?

Again, wouldn't it be pure to take a step forward? It's not pure, it's holy!

"My life is up to me!" The fat man hugged Lang Yuan tightly, as if Lang Yuan was going to run away. Is this line Long Haotian or Zhao Ritian? It's not Ye Liangchen's.

"I don't have that in mind for the time being. Maybe there will be in the future, maybe not, and then we will talk about it. Lang Yuan didn't resist the fat man's embrace, but he was just interested, "A good dish, hot and cold, cold and hot, three times and five times, can you still eat it?" ”

This parable is so special......

Uh, I'm your dish, you're my dish, I'm a good dish plus yours?

Uh, I'm buckle meat, you're a dried plum vegetable?

Well, it's hot and cold, it's hot and cold, it's not hot and hot, it's hot and wet......

"It's only been hot twice, how can it be three or five times?" The fat man actually thinks this thing is quite evil, both times at the key knots, this is too inch, right? Brother himself is groping and acting, and he can't see anything clearly, is there really a god who is stuck? The gods are too idle.

"Four times." Lang Yuan smiled lightly. Instead of laughing, it's better to sigh.

How can it be four times? The fat man slapped his head, and the time my brother pretended to be strong? That is, if Brother doesn't stop, Lang Yuan is actually affected by the warm and humid airflow?

Earlier, that was when Lang Yuan expressed "satisfaction" with the new house?

Well, she was ready at that time, but my brother was very useless to talk about him!

Uh, you can't go hungry, can you? Is it too much to eat noodles? It's better than Malatang, right?

Well, well, the last two are irresistible external causes, but the first two are unforgivable internal causes! Hey, hey, your brother's silver-like pewter head...... The fat man had a sneer on his face.

Okay, okay, people have worked hard to prepare four times, and all four times have been in vain, which is so easy to cause psychological trauma!

"Do you want to take a gamble?" The fat man was silent for a while, and finally spoke with a hippie smile. In the end, men are still needed to start the matter between men and women - you are a man, can't you be savage......

During this period, the two have been close to each other, but they are just hugging together to keep warm.

"I didn't notice that you're quite a gambler. How to bet? What to bet on? Lang Yuan turned his face to the fat man. After thinking about it, there is something wrong with this, but it seems that I can't complain about the fat man?

"Bet on our fifth! If I am forced to interrupt again this time, I will believe in your evil! Even if we sleep in the same bed ever since, I'll hold you like this until you command me to do it! "The fat man's words are conclusive, but his heart is actually full of pimples. In the end, there was a hole in it.

"Cut! Who wants to sleep in the same bed with you all the time! Lang Yuan has always been a straightforward person, "However, bet!" ”

All indicators are exempt from inspection, and the countdown is halved - four, three, two, and unit......