As soon as Ye Fan appeared in his room, before he could open the door, he immediately smelled a foul smell coming from his body.

Ye Fan, who smelled the smell, quickly picked up his clothes and smelled them, smelled the smell of his clothes, startled himself, and ran towards the bathroom, and soon Ye Fan washed away the smell on his body, but when he wiped the bath water on his body with a towel, he was suddenly stunned.

His skin turned out to be as white and tender as the skin of a baby who had just spoken, and it was still very soft, seeing how white and tender his skin was, he turned around and looked at himself in the mirror in front of him, and when he turned around, he saw himself in the mirror, and Ye Fan was scared that he couldn't believe that this was himself.

Originally, the skin on his face was still a little dull yellow, but now not only is there no dark yellow, but it is also very white and tender, seeing how white his face is, Ye Fan couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth and smile, put on a pose, and before he could put it up, he heard the ringtone of the mobile phone.

"Hey, Xiaolu, what's wrong?"

Normally, at this time period, it is impossible for Xiaolu to call himself, unless something happens to the Internet café, and it's true, something does happen to the Internet café.

"Brother Fan, the police just came to Hemen and said that we are spreading bad videos here and are going to seal this place."

"What, spread bad videos, you ask her if she's a fool, we're very formal here, under the age of eighteen, no ID card, no one is allowed to come in, I won't make those black hearts, I'm sorry for other people's money, you ask her if it's a mistake?"

"Brother Fan, come here."

"Okay, I'll come over here."

Ye Fan got dressed in an instant, because Ye Fan had just taken a bath, his hair had not dried yet, and Ye Fan was also driving an ordinary motorcycle, wherever he went, his hair was all facing back, and the whole person's face was exposed, giving people a very spirit, and it was also a bit of a special appearance that could kill beautiful girls in seconds.

"That, beautiful policeman, are you mistaken, we really didn't spread any bad videos?"

In the face of Xiaolu's words, the leading policeman didn't give any face, put on a very cold face, and said: "No, nothing, we all received a call from someone just now." ”

"Xiaolu, you go back first, I'll talk to this policeman."

As soon as Ye Fan came here, he let Xiaolu go back, after all, it was none of his business.

Dong Xiaoyu saw Ye Fan appear in front of him, stared at Ye Fan with his eyes, pouted and said, "You are the boss here?" ”

Women love handsome guys, especially beautiful women, the policeman standing in front of Ye Fan is an overlord flower, not to mention the front 'convex' and the back 'warped', just that face gives people a delicate feeling.

But in addition to loving handsome guys, beauties also love beauty, as soon as they came in, they saw that the flesh of Ye Fan's face was even more tender than their own, and they immediately became a little jealous, and they spoke a little fiercely.

Seeing how fierce this policewoman was, Ye Fan hooked the dimples at the corners of her mouth, smiled bitterly and said, "It's not that I'm the boss here, are you still the boss here?" ”

"But how fierce are you, I'm really a little worried about you, I'm afraid that you won't be able to get married?"

As soon as Ye Fan's words fell, Dong Xiaoyu crossed his hands on his hips, and directly stood up straight to Ye Fan and said angrily: "Bastard, follow me back to the police station, I just spread a bad video, and now I have one more crime, disobeying orders." ”

When Ye Fan heard this, he was stunned, his eyes widened, and he looked over incredulously and asked, "What is spreading bad videos?" What about the evidence? ”

"Also, I don't obey orders, that bit of disobedience, are you taking a fancy to my brother and me, and you want to kidnap me directly?

"I'm telling you, even though my brother is single, I won't like a fierce baba with thorny roses like you."

"Also, this is my territory, according to the law, you are trespassing on a private house, I haven't sued you yet, you sue me, is there a mistake?"

When did Dong Xiaoyu suffer such a big crime, now not only did he suffer the crime, but he was also sued by the wicked first, and he was angry, and took out a gun from his body, which startled Ye Fan.

When Ye Fan saw that Dong Xiaoyu was really coming, he immediately obeyed all orders, and whispered to Dong Xiaoyu: "Wait, you said that I spread bad videos, you should always find evidence for me, now that all the computers are open, you can go and see for yourself, if there is really one, it will not be too late for you to catch it." ”

All the computers Ye Fan has deliberately installed a system, bad videos cannot be uploaded and downloaded, but they can be watched off the Internet, and as long as the computer is turned off, everything will disappear, Ye Fan is not afraid of anything at all.

Hearing Ye Fan's words, Dong Xiaoyu asked his teammates to scan, and after a while, more and more people came out, but there was still no result, Dong Xiaoyu was a little anxious, but fortunately, there was still one left that had not come out, at this moment, the last person finally came out, and as soon as he came out, he immediately walked over to Dong Xiaoyu: "Report, captain, I didn't scan any bad videos." ”

"Ah, no?"

Dong Xiaoyu was very embarrassed, he didn't know what to do at this time, and at the same time, a person came in from outside the door and reported to Dong Xiaoyu.

"Captain, just now the director called and said that there is a person who likes to call the police indiscriminately, and he has nothing to do to call the police indiscriminately, and this matter is the one who called the police indiscriminately, and now he has been caught, so let you go back immediately."

"Ahh

Twice in a row, because this is the first time since Dong Xiaoyu's debut that there have been so many mistakes, and suddenly the whole person is embarrassed, and I don't know how to apologize to Ye Fan.

looked at Ye Fan, his face was ugly, he didn't know what to say, and he was embarrassed to apologize: "That, that, I'm sorry, we made a mistake, I'm sorry." ”

Hearing Dong Xiaoyu's apology, Ye Fan struck while the iron was hot, as if he couldn't hear it, and shouted injustice.

"Hey, it's unreasonable, pitiful, my little boss, basically relies on this money to fill his stomach at night, and now I've been driven away by customers, what should I do with dinner tonight?"

"I'm not alive anymore, I'm not alive anymore, I'm going to go to TV to expose you, I'm not alive anymore."

A handful of tears, a handful of tears cried, for the sake of authenticity, he also took a bottle of mineral water from Xiaolu's hand and wiped it directly under his eyes.

I've seen it, but I haven't seen anything like Ye Fan, pretending to cry in front of the police, and pretending to cry.

Dong Xiaoyu came here to work just after graduation, struggled for a year, and finally struggled to become a captain, it has always been smooth sailing, he has seen a scoundrel, he has seen a death and he doesn't recognize it, but he has not seen someone like Ye Fan crying openly and honestly.

Seeing Ye Fan making trouble, Dong Xiaoyu almost had a rhythm of wanting to go crazy, but this time it was his own fault first, so he could only endure it, and said to Ye Fan: "Okay, okay, I'll pay, how much is it, can't I pay it?" ”

Dong Xiaoyu wants to leave here quickly, he really can't stay here anymore, if he continues to stay here for one more minute, he will be afraid for a minute.

Seeing that he had money to take, Ye Fan directly poured the mineral water in his hand and used it directly to wash his face and wash the water on his face.

"That's right, pay attention in the future, otherwise you can't afford to cause me losses."

"Take it, what can't you lose, isn't it just one or two hundred yuan?"

Seeing that Dong Xiaoyu was still unconvinced, Ye Fan began to continue to nag again.

"What one or two hundred fast, let me ask you, how many chickens can you buy for one or two hundred?"

"Rascal, pervert."

"I said where do you want to go, I mean chickens, one or two hundred yuan, that's enough to buy more than 20 chickens, I'll buy a dozen, and then the next half is used to buy fertilizer for him to eat, and then when they grow up, they can sell it again, and then, when they have money, they can buy it back, and keep making money, money making money, how much is that?"

"When the time comes, I don't like you, go directly to your boss and tell your boss, I bought you back, let me be my little wife, I see how arrogant you are."

Dong Xiaoyu has never been so angry, but now he is not only angry, but he is also being teased, snorted, stomped his feet directly, shouted at the door to close the team, and left.

Seeing that the police at the door were gone, Xiaolu gave Ye Fan a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Haha, Brother Fan is Brother Fan, even the police are afraid of you." ”

Seeing Xiao Lu praise himself, Ye Fan smiled bitterly: "If the other party is a man, I can't help it, but a woman, it's simple, you have to be thicker than her, more despicable than her, say those words that make her feel disgusting, she will leave by herself, it's still a long time, just learn more from me." ”

"Okay, it's getting late, let's go out to eat together, close early tonight, we have someone to treat."

Stretched out his hand and waved Dong Xiaoyu's red bulls just now, laughing.