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At 11:11:11 a.m., DK Music, the "Song of Singles", which many fans had been looking forward to, was finally uploaded. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

With the official upload of "Song of Singles", the recommendation of "Song of Singles" has also been replaced on the recommended position of the editor-in-chief on the homepage of DK Music.

However, this time, the recommendation of "Song of Singles" is the same as "Song of Throwing Onions", which is purely a spoof, full of joy -

Dashu Games' new work "Song of Singles", DK Music Editor in charge Xiao Wu vomited blood recommended: I watched the MV and saw vomiting blood again!

That's right, under Jiang Li's vigorous "recommendation", editor Xiao Wu once again appeared on the homepage, making the "editor-in-chief strongly recommended" column become "Editor-in-charge Xiao Wu strongly recommended", and successfully swiped a sense of existence in front of a large number of fans and netizens.

Of course, in the face of this inexplicable opportunity to "become famous", editor Xiao Wu couldn't be happy, and was sitting in front of the computer at the moment, doubting his life.

Pit! It's just too bad!

He joined DK Music, and finally went from a review editor to a responsible editor, why did he follow Jiang Li as an unscrupulous editor-in-chief?

It's only been a month, and he's been cheated twice......

Before, because of "Song of Throwing Onions", he was really "popular" in the circle of friends, and he especially became the apologetic beast of the Xiaomi Divine Cult; This time it's a more pitiful "Song of Singles", what kind of hack does he have to be! He hasn't had a partner yet! If you are praised by a group of single dogs as a Singles' Day beast again, what will you do in the future......

Xiao Wu was depressed, Jiang Li walked in from outside the office at this time, stood beside Xiao Wu and patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder: "Xiao Wu, why are you depressed?" There are not many opportunities for ordinary editors to be on the homepage, the name is hung on the homepage once, a thousand yuan bonus plus a bonus of recommended songs, do others want to come......"

"Hehehe......" Xiao Wu smiled dryly - well, this is probably the only thing that makes him feel more comfortable.

Jiang Li took her own water cup and poured a glass of water in front of the water dispenser, and sat back in her place: "Xiao Wu, cheer up." I just went to Editor-in-Chief Li to sit for a while, and Editor-in-Chief Li said that the recommendation mode of "Song of Throwing Onions" last time brought a lot of traffic. This time, if the recommendation effect of "Song of Singles" is good, maybe I will give you a category recommendation in the future, specifically recommending songs such as "Song of Throwing Onions" and "Song of Singles......"

"What's that?" Xiao Wu didn't react at once.

Jiang Li continued: "The website plans to make a new category recommendation, recommend some strange songs, the name is 'Xiao Wu Recommendation', and the prize money will be a lot in the future, are you happy?" Unhappy? ”

"Uh......" The corners of Xiao Wu's mouth twitched twice, and he roared in his heart-

it! The website is going to hack him for the rest of his life!

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In the morning, inside the cafeteria of Kyoyin College.

Although the time was only in the early eleven o'clock, but the lunch in the cafeteria had already been sold, Jing Xinghe yawned and slipped to the front of the small fried restaurant, swiped his card to ask for a rice bowl with shredded fish and meat, and then walked to a table with a plate and sat down.

This morning, there was only one Daning history elective class, and Jing Xinghe was very unkind to skip class and sleep in the dormitory, so he got up and ate breakfast with lunch.

Jing Xinghe was eating, and saw that the two couples also took the food, sat opposite him, and then turned on the mode of showing affection, talking sweetly and feeding each other, which simply abused Jing Xinghe, a single dog, with all kinds of heartaches.

Staring at the two couples in front of him, Jing Xinghe kept cursing in circles in his heart, and suddenly, Jing Xinghe's mobile phone rang.

Jing Xinghe hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and when he saw that the alarm displayed on it still had time, he couldn't help but pat his head-yes! I was really sleepy today, and I even forgot to upload Mr. Dashu's new song, but fortunately, he was used to setting an alarm.

Jing Xinghe continued to take a big bite of rice with his right hand, and opened the APP of DK Music with his mobile phone in his left hand, and was about to search for "Song of Singles", but he didn't expect to see the recommendation of "Song of Singles" on the homepage of the APP.

Jing Xinghe didn't even bother to read the recommendation, so he clicked on the MV link directly, chose to download and play, and then looked up at the two couples opposite him with disdain-

Cut! What's so good about being in love? Can you scumbags, who are attracted to each other because of their restless hormones, understand the joy of being single?

Not only do we have the money to spend alone, we can sleep until what time we want, and we never have to worry about being managed, but we also have the genius teacher Dashu in the music world to send us benefits and write a new song! Can you get Mr. Dashu to write songs for you?

Jing Xinghe couldn't eat the grapes and said that the grapes muttered sourly, at this time, a gentle and beautiful prelude sounded in the mobile phone, Jing Xinghe's eyes couldn't help but light up, this accompaniment is well done, it still sounds a little feeling.

"How many years have you been alone in ......"

Jing Xinghe watched the MV and listened to the song at the same time, and I thought it was good at the beginning, but the more I went on, the more I felt that the taste was wrong.

When he sang "Children can call me uncle" in the song, Jing Xinghe was already a little stunned, until Cui Wenzhang's hoarse and magnetic voice sang "I'm a lonely bachelor" later, Jing Xinghe didn't even hold the phone steady, and fell on the table with a "click".

At the same time, Jing Xinghe also clearly saw that the two couples, four people, and eight eyes opposite him were looking at him in unison, with strange expressions on their faces, looking full of sympathy, wanting to laugh and forbearing......

it! Da Shu, you pit me!

Jing Xinghe roared sadly in his heart, picked up his mobile phone and turned his head to walk outside the cafeteria, and almost collided with a beautiful girl, and at the same time, there was a faint sentence in the mobile phone, "There is no daughter-in-law now" - this is such a cruel knife!

The beautiful girl opposite Jing Xinghe laughed out loud, Jing Xinghe almost burst into tears, and hurriedly ran out of the cafeteria - Nima! I'm not alive anymore!

Jing Xinghe ran away, and the beautiful girl sat down in front of one of the couples, and laughed: "That person just now was really interesting, the song he listened to was the "Song of the Singles" that Rice said, right?" 'There is no daughter-in-law until now', hahahaha......"

"Jiajia, you're embarrassed to laugh at him, don't you have no object? You're a single dog too! Hurry up and listen to "The Song of Singles" a few more times, you can't be tortured! The woman on the other side rolled her eyes.

That's right, this Jiajia is Jin Jia, the best friend of rice, and the "couple" sitting opposite Jin Jia is actually Lin Fan and Liu Huimin.

Jiajia didn't care: "Are you stupid?" The man is called a single dog, and the woman is called a single meow, and I don't even know this? The song of the singles is obviously written for single dogs, we are a single meow, which means that I don't feel hurt much~"

After a pause, Jiajia asked again: "By the way, why don't you two go back to your happy nest to cook, and come to the canteen to eat?" ”

"Too lazy to cook." Liu Huimin replied casually, pulling the contents of the plate, "Where's the rice?" She didn't have classes in the morning in the acting department, right? Didn't you go to class? ”

"No, Rice said that he went to the studio to practice singing in the morning." Jiajia said, ran to the fried restaurant next to her and ordered a rice bowl, and then returned to Liu Huimin and Lin Fan to sit down, "Hey, have you heard?" Jinmei in Class 3 is pregnant and plans to take a year off school to have a baby. What about the two of you? It's been almost nine months since I got married, and what should have been done has been done a long time ago, when are you going to make the next generation? ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Lin Fan was choked by Jiajia's words - this Jiajia still speaks so well.

Liu Huimin is also a married woman, and she raised her head and glared at Jiajia: "What do you know about a single meow?" You should have a child if you want to give birth? Now that Lin Fan and I are independent, everything does not depend on the family, I don't even have milk powder money, and I can't afford to raise a child after giving birth! ”

"yes...... Jiajia nodded, then turned her head to look at Lin Fan, "If you want me to say, no, let your Lin Fan sign in to Shumi Studio!" Da Shu had long said that Lin Fan's voice was very characteristic and promising......"

Jiajia's words are true.

When he was singing "The Days of Jingyin Attached Middle School", Shu Hongming listened to the voices of everyone involved at that time, Lin Fan's voice was very similar to the singer Sun Wei in his previous life, he sang with passion and strong tension, and the difference was nothing more than his singing skills. Later, Lin Fan also went to Shumi's studio a few times, showed his basic skills, and made great progress.

This kind of good seedling, as long as it is accompanied by a few good songs, will definitely become an instant hit.

When meeting and chatting, Shu Hongming invited Lin Fan several times in private, but Lin Fan never gave an official reply.

Lin Fan said with a smile: "Da Shu has invited me a few times. However, I'm only a sophomore now, and my basic skills are not solid enough......"

"What happened to sophomore? Rice is still a sophomore! Look at the people, they have won both the Golden Qin Awards! Jiajia complained about Lin Fan.

Lin Fan immediately smiled bitterly: "Yes!" Jiajia, don't compare me to rice. Rice is a rare genius in the music world, and I am used as a role model by our teachers every day, and I am just an ordinary person......"

In the music world, in terms of talent alone, how many people dare to say that they are stronger than rice?

Lin Fan is a little genius in the eyes of his classmates, and the evaluation of rice in the eyes of all the teachers and students of Jingyin Academy is demonic!

……

Jing Xinghe ran out of the cafeteria, immediately turned off "Song of the Singles", and then walked towards the dormitory building.

It didn't take long for Jing Xinghe to finally return to the dormitory, sitting on the bed with his butt on his shoulder, thinking about the scene just now......

That's a tragedy! He has never been so embarrassed, so he has to blame Da Shu for this! A new song for our single fans, how can it be such a thing?

Thinking of this, Jing Xinghe clicked on the mobile phone TT, glanced at the constantly beating TT chat history, and then opened the [Dashu + Rice] TT group——

Sure enough, now there are a large number of people in the group complaining about "Song of Singles".

Jing Xinghe organized the language, pointed his finger at the screen, and then sent a message out:

"Woo woo, I was miserable by Da Shu today! I swear, if Da Shu doesn't make up for my wounded heart, I'll definitely turn black! (To be continued.) )