Chapter 16 The dirtiest, most exciting, and most inhumane "rescue plan"!
"Is the eighteenth prince suspicious of me?"
Lu Yan looked at Hu Hai, pretending to be three points dazed, three points innocent, and four points humble, "I'm just an ordinary businessman, how can I have Taoist skills? Even if I have, I don't dare to offend the eighteenth prince." ”
Say so.
The idea of backhand once again increased the strength of the "scare box".
The fear level of the "Fright Box" is divided into three levels, the first class is "screaming", the second class is "and urine out", and the third level is "ten days of serious illness"!
What Lu Yan had turned on before was just the lowest "scream".
And now he has been directly transferred to the second-class "and urine out" and continues to watch a good show.
And what about the royal nobility?
Playing with you is like playing with a cat and a dog.
"You don't dare!"
Hu Hai didn't take Lu Yan, the owner of a small barbecue restaurant, in his eyes at all.
Coupled with the character given to the "premature baby" by Duanmu Yan before, he didn't even think that Lu Yan would understand martial arts, let alone any Taoism!
"But...... What the hell is going on? Why is the torture getting more intense?"
Second-class fear opens.
The muscles on Hu Hai's face twitched.
Standing in this barbecue restaurant now, he seems to be in an eerie ghost world, tormented by the seventy-two poses of a ghost in a rice noodle shop all the time.
Even if he is a "grandmaster" with a strong will, if he continues like this, there will be times when he will collapse.
What's even more terrifying.
He felt a bad sign - he couldn't control his urine and bowel movements, and he had an urge to go incontinent.
"Ah......h
"Hell!
Poof!
Hu Hai can still hold out for a while.
As for the Gao beside him, Jiang Lu, and Yuan Man, but the cultivation of the innate realm is completely invincible to the second-class effect, and they fall to the ground one after another, incontinent and incontinent, full of ugliness.
But that's not the end of it.
If Lu Yan doesn't close the "scare box" all the time, they will always be incontinent, incontinent, incontinent...... Until you pull your bladder and kidneys out!
"Who the hell would dare to perform such an insidious ghost and evil trick on this son!"
"If you have a kind of you, come out, hide, what kind of hero are you?!"
Hu Hai saw that his brothers and sisters had fallen, and there were bursts of despair, and there were big beads of sweat dripping down his face.
He's still struggling to hold on.
It's a pity that under the cultivation of the "Grandmaster", in the end, he is only tempering the physical body, and he is powerless to resist the spiritual attack of the "Fright Box".
“......”
Suddenly.
Unconsciously, a scorching liquid ran down Hu Hai's legs, soaking through half of his robe.
He also fell!
The dignified royal son, losing face.
At this time, he wanted to cry without tears, and the last line of defense of dignity in his heart was broken.
"Wrong, I was wrong! I don't know which master I offended, and I asked the master to show up and make it clear, I Hu Hai admit my mistake......"
Hu Hai's face turned pale, he fell to his knees, and raised his hands into fists above his head.
You always have to pay it back when you come out to mix.
He knew that he was flying in Xianyang, and he had offended countless people, and he must have been retaliated by the enemy who found a master!
"Hey, hey. ”
The corners of Lu Yan's mouth showed a smile of a successful person.
Do you think he's satisfied?
You think he's orgasmed?
You thought he'd stop?
No, this forced backhand is just an idea, and the fear level of the "Fright Box" is directly adjusted to the highest level - ten days of serious illness!
From now on.
Hu Hai, as well as Gongzi Gao, Gongzi Jianglu, and Gongzi Yuanman, will be mentally sluggish, don't think about tea and dinner, and lie down sick for ten days, life is better than death.
“......”
Looking at the room full of these royal children kneeling, lying down, and urinating in the open, Duanmu Yan and the others covered their noses, a little at a loss.
Is there still a sense of public morality?
said that it was good to charter a barbecue, but you meow this as a public toilet?!
There was a frenzy of complaining.
Duanmu Yan finally looked at Lu Yan.
Even if it was a mess of mind reading, she guessed that all this must be manipulative by Childe behind the scenes.
After all, along the way, the son claimed to have met the fairy fate and got the enlightenment, and he did have some unbelievable means.
"Humph!"
"You reckless man! I have repeatedly emphasized not to clash with Hu Hai, the current scene is very cool, but it depends on how you end it. ”
At the same time, Duanmu Yan was a little nervous.
After all, this is Gongzi Hu Hai, a big man under one person and above 10,000 people in Xianyang City, if something happens in the store, how to wash his name?
But.
She thinks too much.
Lu Yan is not stupid, although he can do whatever he wants with his system thighs, but before opening the "scare box", he has prepared at least ten aftermath plans without fail.
It's not a problem to let Hu Hai and the others kneel like this.
Lu Yan's dark and handsome eyes turned, and the dirtiest, most exciting, and most inhumane of the ten aftermath plans, took a step forward and walked out of the queue.
"Ahem...... In the face of the pain of the Eighteenth Prince, I deeply sympathize, I have a small way, maybe I can restrain this evil Taoism, I don't know if I should talk about it or not?"
Lu Yan stood ten meters away and said to Hu Hai.
The smell of urine is too strong, and I don't dare to go over, for fear of being smoked and crying.
"Boss, please tell me ......"
Hu Hai gritted his teeth and said with humiliation.
Originally, I wanted to seek help from the Immortal Academy and my family, but when I thought of my current ugliness, it was really hard to speak.
If there's anything this little boss can do, it's for the best!
Lu Yan said: "Childe also knows that I am a premature baby, my body is weak, and I have been raised in a thermos cup since I was a child...... Able to restrain all demons and evil techniques. ”
Hu Hai's eyes lit up: "Where is it, the little boss quickly find out and save me!"
"This ...... Fu Seal's words are a bit special, I'm going to take it out, Childe won't blame me, right?"
"As long as you can save people, what do you blame for?"
"Okay......"
Lu Yan looked helpless, then silently took off his shoes and took out a pair of insoles inside.
He held the insole, and said with tears in his eyes, "The line in the mother's hand, the wanderer's shirt, is densely sewn before leaving, and I am afraid that I will return late." ”
"Later, when I went out to make a living, my mother sewed that talisman into this insole, so that she could protect me anytime and anywhere. ”
"Demacia, hurry as a law, give me town!"
Lu Yan walked over, and a pair of insoles slapped on Hu Hai's left and right cheeks respectively, and squeezed him hard, squeezing his face into a shoehorn!
At the same time, a thought closed the "fright box" on Hu Hai's body.
Lu Yan has no athlete's foot.
He's not sweaty either.
But after all, it is an object under your feet, and there is always a more or less discordant smell.
“......”
Hu Haiqiang couldn't hold back the smell of disharmony, if it weren't for Lu Yan saying that there was a talisman to dispel ghosts and evil spirits, he would have collapsed long ago.
"Big brother, how's it going?"
Gao, Jiang Lu, Yuan Man, and the three of them collapsed on the ground, watching Hu Hai's reaction with blank eyes.
"Like...... The illusions are all gone!"
In an instant, the ghosts of the rice noodle shops besieging Hu Hai all dissipated.
"Really?"
"Does it really work?"
"Ahhh
The next scene once again refreshed the three views of Duanmu Yan and others.
Bang Bang Bang!
I saw these royal children, scrambling to snatch the insoles in Hu Hai's hands and slapping them in the face.
At this time.
Occasionally, people passing by the "Dong Xiaowan Barbecue Restaurant" are also confused when they hear the crackling sound of ecstasy coming from inside: Is this special meow a barbecue restaurant or a massage parlor?