Chapter 167: Crazy Ordinary Audience
"You're still a martial arts enthusiast, you can't see through this at all!" Xia Yinxi said, "Don't look at the news that the Tiger Daoist is so bad, I have checked the so-called Muay Thai champions and boxing champions who were defeated by him on the Internet, not to mention domestic encyclopedias, and even when I went over foreign websites on the wall, I couldn't find their names." γγγLatest Chapter Reading Baolinyγ"
Wei Kang suddenly realized, "Oh! I seem to get it! That is to say, they spent money from abroad to invite some car repairers, plumbers, and salesmen to come to Huaxia, and let them pretend to be boxing champions, and they were beautifully beaten by our Chinese boxers. And then advocate that Huaxia boxers defeat this boxing champion and that boxing champion? Isn't it!? β
"That's right! That's it! Most Chinese people like to be patriotic/y, so they love to watch this kind of game, which is also the reason why Huaquan surpasses the God of War network! It is by patriotic hype that he makes a fortune! β
"Fuck it, it's a patriotic thief! I thought there was really some martial arts master, but it turned out to be a bunch of stupid* self-deception! By the way, entertain a group of brain-dead! Wei Kang couldn't help but scold.
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Haowu Arena belongs to Huaquan Video Network. In fact, it's not big, after all, a ring doesn't take up much space, but there are a lot of auditoriums.
Huaquan.com is currently the largest website for live video streaming of martial arts competitions in China, which was founded two years ago by two brothers, Xiang Tuo and Xiang Shi, both of whom are lovers of national arts.
In just two years of development, 'Huaquan Network' has surpassed the five-year-old 'God of War Network'. The reason is that Huaquan.com pays attention to patriotism/y, which has attracted a lot of angry young people. Ares focuses on reality and fails to adapt to this era of luxury.
As soon as he arrived at the Haowu Arena, he saw Guo Jian already waiting at the door, and next to him stood a strong man of medium stature, with tendons, he was slightly dark, wearing a sports vest and pants.
Wei Kang has seen a photo of him from the Internet, and he is the world's most famous Muay Thai champion - Pochi.
"Hello! Chico! Wei Kang greeted him first.
Pochi responded with a smile, replying "You're okay" in Chinese, not fluent.
There was also a beautiful woman standing next to Pochi, Guo Jian said that it was his girlfriend, named Xiaochai.
Guo Jian looked at Xia Yinxi, who was dragging Wei Kang's arm, frowned, and whispered to Wei Kang, "Changed?" β
"There is no ......," Wei Kang said.
"Oh, so she's Miss?" Guo Jiandao.
"Hey! Who's the young lady! Xia Yinxi was furious, shook off Wei Kang's arm, and stared at Guo Jian with his hands crossed.
"Okay, okay! I was wrong! It's the eldest sister! Sister, let's go! Guo Jian was too lazy to argue with women.
Xia Yinxi discouraged her anger and walked up to Pochi, "I adore you very much, can you give me an autograph?" As he spoke, he stretched out his palm. Pochi smiled, took out a signature pen from his girlfriend's purse, and scratched it on Xia Yinxi's hand.
During this time, many men and women walked into the venue, but only occasionally some men came to Pochi to ask for autographs or say hello, and most of them were dismissive.
Wei Kang was a little weird, pulled Guo Jian closer, and asked the reason in a whisper.
Guo Jian just wanted to answer, but Xia Yinxi immediately grabbed the words, "Hey! You don't understand this? Because they are patriotic, they prefer to be packaged as heroes as show clowns Tiger Taoist! β
"Tiger Daoist? You mean that false Taoist? An unfamiliar voice came, and several people turned around, only to see a young man with short hair, a height of more than one meter and eight years tall, a white vest on his upper body, camouflage pants on his lower body, and a military hook on his feet.
The young man's skin is a little dark, as if it is tanned, and from the leaking arms and shoulders, you can see streamlined smooth muscles, which are not only masculine, but also very beautiful. Just looking at his baby face, he is somewhat similar to a certain action star surnamed Wu.
There was a sudden commotion behind him, and people began to rush into the venue, and there was a lot of discussion:
"Hurry up, hurry up! The Tiger Road Man has appeared! Hurry up and sign it! β
"Hey! There are too many people, and they can't be ranked at all! Don't ask for autographs, just sit in the audience and take pictures! β
"yes, yes! Sit back and wait for the Tiger to beat the Muay Thai king, hahaha! β
"By the way, who is the Muay Thai champion who is fighting him?"
"I don't know, it's said to be famous in Thailand, and I won the K1 championship!"
"What is K1?"
"It's a fighting match in Japan, hey, little devil thing, what can be good! It's like our Huaxia country's Huaquan network, which beats the boxing champions of various countries in minutes! β
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"A bunch of stupid*!" A young man like a star surnamed Wu shook his head at the audience who only knew patriotism and didn't know anything about martial arts.
"Haha! It's rare to have a knowledgeable fellow practitioner! Wei Kang smiled at the young man.
The young man nodded in response, "Brother's girlfriend is very reasonable, that fake Taoist priest is indeed just a thief who jumps off the beam, and it was those two pieces of packaged to fool people." β
"Two pieces of?" Wei Kanghu was suspicious.
The young man smiled, "The boss of Huaquan.com is a brother, called Xiang Tuo and Xiang Shi respectively, isn't it 'like'?" β
"Hahahaha! Dude, you're so humorous! Wei Kang said.
"Hey, who's your brother?"
"What's up? You don't look like you're underage, my brother and I are twenty-two years old, why are you still suffering when you call your brother? β
"Damn! I'm also twenty-two! The young man was very dissatisfied.
"Oh! Sorry, sorry! It's so tender! Wei Kang sighed, "Hey! Just don't suffer in terms of seniority! Hahaha! β
The young man's face was embarrassed, "Okay, I won't talk to you, I'm here to ask Brother Qi for an autograph." He walked towards Pochi.
Wei Kang didn't notice that after he said that he was twenty-two, Xia Yinxi's face changed slightly, and he looked at him incredulously.
"Hey!" Xia Yinxi pulled Wei Kang hard, "You're only twenty-two?" β
"Hahaha! Twenty-two centimeters, not small! The young man asked for an autograph, joked a word, and slipped away.
"Brother, your surname!" Wei Kang shouted at the young man.
"Step ordinary!"
"Good name!"
Xia Yinxi understood what twenty-two centimeters meant, and her face flushed slightly, but she still asked Wei Kang's age, "Show me your ID card!" β
Wei Kang reluctantly showed his documents.
"Ahh Really! Two years younger than me! You ......"
"What's wrong? Did I say I'm older than you? β
"I always thought you were thirty......"
"I'll go, am I overgrown?" Wei Kang Dao.
"Alas! Forget it, let's be small! Xia Yinxi said helplessly, "But even if you are younger than me, you have to take care of me, right?" β
"It's done!" Wei Kang Dao.
Guo Jian looked at the pair of Poqi and then at the pair of Wei Kang, "It turns out that I am here to shine!" β
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Several people entered the arena together, Pochi went backstage to make pre-game preparations accompanied by his girlfriend, and Wei Kang and his party went to the audience.
Wei Kang learned that today's match will last two hours, and the first few matches will be other fighters from Huaxia against other Thai fighters, and the final finale will be Pochi, which is a duel with the Tiger Daoren. All qiΔ are played according to the rules of 'kickboxing'.
A group of people shouted "Come on, Huaxia", another group of people shouted "Exploding cao demon country", and another group of people shouted "Muay Thai king I cΗo your mother, come to my Huaxia country to challenge, let you see the power of my Chinese martial arts!" β
A group of young people who have beaten J blood are crazy to the sky, and at this moment, I am afraid that even if their mother says that they like Thai boxing champions, they will be beaten by them.
Wei Kang didn't use his ability to watch the results of the game, first, he didn't want to use too much, so as not to evolve the ability, and second, since he watched the game, it was interesting to leave some suspense.
"This is the effect of patriotism/y brainwashing!" Wei Kang sighed, "They all pretend to be so bullish, in fact, if you slap them, they may not dare to fight back." β
"Alas!" Guo Jian also shook his head helplessly, "These guys will only be in the nest, pretending to be big-tailed wolves one by one." However, it won't be long before they are proud, and the more proud they are now, the more they will be relieved of their hatred when the time comes. I studied the video of the fake Taoist priest's competition, and it was a little fierce at first, but after a long time, I saw that his back was sore and his legs were weak, and it was indulgence/excessive lust at first glance. β
"Indulgence/excessive ......" Wei Kang thought about his indulgence in the past two days, and felt deeply, and thought that he was about to roll the sheets with Xia Yinxi tonight, and was a little worried about whether he would be able to lift the gun by then......
The competition has begun, and we watched the energetic Chinese professional boxers and Thai plumbers and repairmen pretend to be Muay Thai champions on stage. Wei Kang didn't use his ability to see the outcome of the future game.
It was this kind of one-sided vegetable abuse competition that attracted the applause of a group of frogs at the bottom of the well, who said that Chinese kung fu is invincible in the world, and Muay Thai is going back to his hometown.
Wei Kang really couldn't stand this kind of show competition, so he took the initiative to chat with Guo Jian, "By the way, Brother Guo, I heard that you used to open a health care product store, which is the kind of store that specializes in adult products." Indeed, when Wei Kang and Nie Kang were chatting, Nie Kang mentioned that he first met Guo Jian in a health care product store.
"I'll go to his uncle's Nie Kang, he must have sued you for this!" Guo Jiandao.
Wei Kang smiled, "Where is this going, Brother Nie also told me, saying that you used all the inflatable dolls that came in by yourself at that time, and then packaged them and sold them!" β
"This ...... What did he tell you? Hum! Okay, you Nie Kang, don't keep me a secret, and I will expose your old bottom. Guo Jiandao, "Brother, do you know who Nie Kang's first time was for?" β
"To whom? Miss? Wei Kang said.
Guo Jian nodded, "And it's an alternative young lady!" β
"What's the alternative?"
"That young lady's name is Huang Daya, she works as a waiter in a restaurant during the day, and at night she goes to mess around with the glossy people in various villages, and she can be prostituted with just a pair of socks!"
"Huh!?" Wei Kang was a little stunned, "This woman, the quality must not be good, right?" β
Guo Jiandao, "Hmm! He was in his forties at the time, and now he should be in his fifties, and he is fat, round, and ugly. β
"Then why did Brother Nie prostitute her!?" Wei Kang Dao.
"Nie Kang was young and ignorant at that time, her current wife, that is, his godsister at the time, was too strict with him, he felt depressed, and in order to be angry with his sister, he took Huang Daya into a prostitute, and he stole his sister's socks to make prostitution money, hahahaha!"
Wei Kang applauded again and again, "Hahahahaha!" I can't imagine Brother Nie is so funny*! This Huang Daya, are you still taking the job now? β
"I didn't take it for a long time, after Nie Kang developed, he gave her a sum of money, and now she has opened a restaurant by herself, and she has a good time! However, it is said that her hobbies have not changed, and she still often plays with the Gs. β
"Brother Nie came out to mix before, there must be a lot of women!" Wei Kang Dao.
"Wait, wait for the old man to pinch his fingers and ...... first" Guo Jian stretched out his finger: "The first one is Huang Daya...... The second is Zhang Lei...... The third is Wang Xiaojin...... The fourth is ......"
Guo Jian said a lot of names endlessly, "The last one, probably the tenth...... It's his current wife, Nie Xiaogao! β
"Hahaha, I can't think of it, I can't think of it!" Wei Kang applauded, "I didn't expect that Brother Nie was also a romantic person!" β
Syllable! Wei Kang felt a pain in the back of his head, and when he turned around, he saw a guy with triangular eyes in the back seat, who had just withdrawn the palm that hit him. His eyes were staring at Wei Kang, and he scolded, "Grass fuck you! What applause!? The Huaxia people were defeated, are you happy? Quisling! β
Wei Kang frowned, turned around, and saw a Chinese fighter on the stage being knocked to the ground by a Thai plumber and carried down on a stretcher.
Wei Kang turned around and said, "Well done."
"I'm cΗo your mother!" The mouth of the triangular eyes was crooked, the face was black, the nostrils were propped up, the round stool was angry, and the neck was bulging, like a toad, and he smashed at Wei Kang with his fist.
Now Wei Kang has nothing to do to practice Muay Thai, and he practiced well, without the help of special abilities, he directly tilted his head to avoid the fist, and at the same time his fist beckoned to the triangular eye of the triangular eye, the person's eyes immediately changed from triangular to round, red and swollen like a light bulb, and it hurt him to crack his teeth.