"Eat, eat, eat, know to eat, take it."

After Dong Xiaoyu came over with the meal, he put it on the table very hard, which startled Ye Fan.

"Which, didn't I say? I can't eat much alone, why are you so good to me, you have to buy me a copy too, I was so moved, I decided, and promised to me. ”

Dong Xiaoyu just ate a mouthful of rice, and before he swallowed it, he directly squirted out, and sprayed the mouthful of rice just now towards Ye Fan's face.

sprayed Ye Fan's entire face, and for a while, both of them fell silent.

"You eat first, I'll go to the bathroom and wash it."

Ye Fan was not angry, this little thing is not worth Ye Fan's anger, but when Ye Fan came out, he met someone who should not be touched.

"Oh, I thought who was this?"

"Isn't this the top student at our old school?"

"What's the matter, it looks like it's still a single dog."

Ye Fan was also suddenly stunned, and looked towards the table that was laughing at him, his face was not very good, but now when he saw the intimacy of the other party, his face became even worse.

Ye Fan would have thought that just by going to the bathroom, the person he least wanted to see would appear here.

However, Ye Fan did not sarcastically mock the person, but continued to walk towards his table, as if he didn't know.

However, Ye Fan didn't want to meddle in things, but that person didn't want to let go of this opportunity, the man's name was Liu Jin, and Ye Fan was a college classmate.

And the woman next to Liu Jin was Ye Fan's ex-girlfriend, who left Ye Fan because Ye Fan was poor at that time.

To this day, Ye Fan still remembers, "I want a car, do you have it?" ”

"I want a room, do you have one?"

"I'm going to sit in a BMW and cry, can you make me sit in it and cry forever?"

This is the reason for leaving Ye Fan in the first place, for this kind of gold worshipper, Ye Fan did not cry or laugh, but said twice and separated from her.

When I meet her here now, it's really the biggest in the world, and I will meet **** when I go there, but Ye Fan has long lost his liking for this kind of money worshipper, and the person Ye Fan likes now is the other her, but she has never given Ye Fan a chance.

"Whether I'm a single dog or not, it's none of your business."

Ye Fan doesn't like to chat with this kind of person who is rich and the world is Lao Tzu, especially those who specialize in digging corners.

"Ye Fan, I didn't expect you to be the same as back then, just a person who thought you were a self-conscious, fortunately I left you back then, if I were with you, I would never be happy."

"What kind of person am I, it's your business, a pair of dog boyfriends, don't mess with me if you have nothing to do, especially here, otherwise I'll let you walk and be tired during the day, and let people carry you back at night."

Ye Fan said this, it is not a lie, the economy here is said to be pulled up by Ye Fan's father alone, plus Ye Fan is a very good person and likes to help people, there are many rural people around here.

As long as Ye Fan says a word, this place is Ye Fan's world, but people don't offend me, I don't offend people, this is Ye Fan's principle.

"Hmph, you are the life of a gangster, you deserve to be single, and the person I look down on the most is you."

Ye Fan really didn't want to continue here, seeing these two dog boyfriends, Ye Fan wanted to vomit, what did he say back then that he would never leave for the rest of his life, and now in front of him, if you don't leave, I won't give up and insult you.

"What's wrong, I went to the toilet and came back as if I had eaten gunpowder, are you okay?"

Dong Xiaoyu thought that Ye Fan was angry because he sprayed those rice on his face, and he didn't know why, Dong Xiaoyu just saw that Ye Fan was angry, and his heart was as if he couldn't get over.

"It's okay, eat, it's none of your business."

"Isn't that just asking? Why don't you get angry with it? ”

"I'm not angry, I just thought of a joke and couldn't help it, so I just blushed."

"Really? What joke, you tell me? ”

Dong Xiaoyu's personality is a bit special, the more you don't tell me and don't let me know, the more I have to know, seeing that Ye Fan was reluctant to say, he was coquettish on the spot.

"Hurry up, say it quickly."

"Okay, okay, I'll say it, I'll say it, listen, don't scold me later."

"One day, there were ten women taking a bath in the bathhouse, and the five men heard the laughter inside, and couldn't help but go inside to see, when they saw the ten women inside, then you know, guess one or four idioms."

"Erotic embryo, you are playing me, what kind of joke is this, it is clearly a lustful word."

Ye Fan covered his mouth and laughed, and said: "This is really an idiom, it is four words, if you say it, I will treat you." ”

"Hmph, even if I knew, I wouldn't have said it, you pervert."

pouted and said angrily, as if the daughter-in-law who had just married home was angry, Ye Fan hadn't paid much attention to Dong Xiaoyu, but at this time Ye Fan found that Dong Xiaoyu was also quite beautiful.

"What do you see, color embryo."

Being looked at by Ye Fan like this, no matter what girl it is, she will blush, even if it is Dong Xiaoyu who is a policeman.

"I'm looking at you, who made you so beautiful."

"Hmph, just flamboyant, I think you just want me to invite you to dinner."

"No, I was thinking, if only you had a sister."

"Sister, why do you want me to have a sister?"

Dong Xiaoyu was confused, she would know that this was Ye Fan playing tricks on her.

"I was thinking, if you had a twin sister, then I would be able to solve that joke, alas, alas."

The last one is a pity that it is very long, how long is the last word, it always likes to make people think about it, and this is what makes Dong Xiaoyu want to know what the mystery is.

"Well, if you want to know, I'll tell you."

Seeing that Dong Xiaoyu kept looking at him, as if he was angry that he had to say it, Ye Fan stood up, winked at the path inside, and signaled to go out first, and then walked closer to Dong Xiaoyu.

Seeing Ye Fan approaching him, Dong Xiaoyu pushed Ye Fan away and scolded: "What are you doing, you want to take advantage?" ”

"No, don't you want to know?"

"Come here, I'll close to your ear and say, this is a trade secret, you can't let too many people know, otherwise it's not a good thing."

"Phew, as far as you can still know trade secrets, maybe the sun is coming out of the west, say it quickly."

Dong Xiaoyu didn't know that every time the corners of Ye Fan's mouth were hooked, someone would be fooled, and now the corners of Ye Fan's mouth were hooked, which was a hint that you were fooled.

"Listen carefully, if you have a younger sister, I'm thinking, I will definitely push down both of you sisters, and sleep together, haha, don't thank me, I'm Lei Feng."

"Ah, Ye Fan, you bastard."

When he stood up, Ye Fan had already disappeared without a trace.

PS: There is a step of foreshadowing in the front, and you will know it in the back, so as to ensure that you are stimulated.