"How many eyes?"

The god of food approached Ye Fan's side and asked, Ye Fan said with a sweaty expression, "Three eyes." ”

"Three eyes?"

"Damn, isn't this Erlang God? Could it be that Lord Ma is the father of Erlang God, and he also has three eyes? ”

The god of food took a rough bite and didn't continue to speak.

Seeing that the God of Food did not continue to speak, Ye Fan asked, "Do you know how many kindergartens there are in this Heavenly Court?" ”

Heaven's kindergarten?

Hearing Ye Fan ask about Heavenly Court's kindergarten, the God of Food replied: "There is only one Heavenly Court, are you planning to open a kindergarten?" ”

"I'm going, what do I want to plan to open a kindergarten, what are you thinking about?"

"Also, in the future, you are not allowed to tell others that I have a movie of Teacher Cang, I don't have it at all, if you want to say it, you can say that Bajie has, do you know?"

Thinking of these eight precepts, Ye Fan was angry, Bajie dared to tell the god of food, then he would definitely say it to other immortals.

In fact, Bajie is a thousand, 10,000 wronged, if it wasn't for the God of Food rashly breaking in last time, Bajie wouldn't have said nonsense, the reason why it is Ye Fan is because Ye Fan's name is too easy to say, because he said it was a leak, so he said it.

Hearing that Ye Fan was not allowed to say it himself, the God of Food said disdainfully: "If you don't say it, you won't say it, it's not something unsightly, isn't it just a movie?" ”

"Really, when I see what is there, I'll buy a few hundred for my daughter, huh."

burst

Ye Fan couldn't help it, and almost squirted out a mouthful of water, this thing can also be shown to children, is this god of food sick?

Thinking of this, Ye Fan's reputation didn't dare to continue to ask about the myth of food, and he didn't dare to say anything nonsense, maybe the god of food said something that shouldn't be said that day, and then he would show off his encounter with soldiers, and he would say that he would not be invited.

Continuing with the question I just asked, "There's only one kindergarten, right?" Take me there, I've got something to go there. ”

Before Ye Fan could speak, the phone vibrated again, feeling the phone vibrate, Ye Fan knew that this must be the Jade Rabbit urging himself, since he just entered the restaurant, the phone was automatically connected to the wifi here, and the phone has not stopped vibrating.

glanced at it, did not reply, but picked up his phone to activate the airplane mode.

"You walk out of my cafeteria, first on the right, then on the left, then on the right, and finally all the way to the right, then you can get there, my daughter is in that school, but the words come again, where are you going?"

Ye Fan didn't answer the God of Food's question, patted the God of Food's shoulder, and said, "I'm leaving, I won't talk nonsense with you, as for where to go, you don't care, do this first, bye." ”

"Oh, I almost forgot, take it, for your daughter."

"You just sue your daughter, just say that this is the water gun, let him not bother me in the future, I don't know how you teach your children, you send messages to disturb people all day long, your father is really not good."

"My daughter has nothing to do with texting all day?" The God of Food himself pointed to his face, looked at Ye Fan, who had already walked out, and asked, before he finished asking, Ye Fan disappeared, and after not seeing Ye Fan, the God of Food said disdainfully: "Are you sick, my daughter can't play with her mobile phone, how can she send a message to disturb you?" ”

"But how do you play with this thing?" After speaking, he looked at the water gun in his hand, a little curious to look at the water gun in his hand, as a fairy, he had never even seen a robbery, not to mention the water gun, he touched it around, and found that he didn't know how to play this water gun, so he threw it to the side, and waited for his children to come back from class to play, and continued to walk over to clean the internal organs of the fish.

Ye Fan walked according to what the god of food said, walked for a while, and finally walked to the kindergarten, as soon as he walked to the kindergarten, Ye Fan saw Xiao Budian standing at the door of the kindergarten, and Xiao Budian standing at the door saw that Ye Fan finally appeared, and said angrily: "I thought you wouldn't come?" It's hanging up my QQ phone again, and it's turned off again. "Think of airplane mode as a shutdown.

Ye Fan, who was standing outside the door, heard Xiao Budian's words, and was embarrassed to stretch out his hand to touch his nose, and said embarrassedly: "There are many things, I can't be busy." ”

"I can't be busy, if I can't be busy, you should have said it earlier, so I have been standing here and waiting for you for a long time, really, let's go."

There are a few heavenly soldiers guarding the door of the kindergarten, and you can't go in if you don't have a little bit to lead the way, but it's also very strict to go inside, you need to sign and press your handprint, Ye Fan signed a name and pressed a handprint outside the door, and then went in.

"Why are you going fast?"

Ye Fan, who had just finished signing, walked in and saw that he was not waiting for his own little point, but at this time he had already walked more than fifty meters away from him, seeing how far away, Ye Fan caught up and thought, this woman is really a strange animal, how high she wears high heels, how fast she can walk, it is really amazing, and I don't know what this woman's feet are made of.

High heels are very hard to wear, when Ye Fan took his ex-girlfriend to buy shoes before, he was curious about how high these shoes are, and they should be very hard to wear, right?

Thinking of this, he stretched out his feet to try it, and in the end, Ye Fan almost felt like he was going to kill, he could wear it by himself, but his feet were too big to pull it out, so he could only buy this shoe and find someone to break it, so that he could pull out his foot.

Now seeing how fast this little little guy walked in high heels, Ye Fan didn't know what this little little bit's feet were made of, so he caught up and continued: "Didn't you say that you asked for leave? ”

"Have you taken a leave of absence?"

Xiao Bu nodded: "Not yet, the dean hasn't gotten up yet?" I can only ask for leave when the dean gets up, can you hurry up? ”

Ye Fan: "Damn, the dean hasn't gotten up yet, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Where are you still urging all day long?"

"Is there a place, I've been tired all day, I've been busy all day, so let's find a place for me to sit and rest first."

didn't wait for Xiao Budian to agree or not, Ye Fan looked around, saw a very smooth stone not far from him, walked towards the stone, stretched out his hand, patted the dust on the stone, sat down directly, took out his mobile phone and played.

said to Xiao Budian, who was still standing: "Let's go back when you get up, I'll play with my phone for a while." ”

There are wifi networks in many places in Tianting, and they are still open, this is a kindergarten, and it is normal to have wifi open, even if there is none, it doesn't matter, Ye Fan can break the wifi password.

As soon as I connected to the wifi, I just clicked into the QQ homepage, and I didn't wait for Ye Fan to react, and I didn't even refresh it, and the QQ homepage jumped out of a Tencent news directly, and when I saw the Tencent news on my phone, Ye Fan's eyes widened, and he looked at the title of the news in disbelief, and clicked on the news.

PS: I have created a group, I like to watch it, or if there is anything wrong, you can come to the group and tell me, group: 216708448