Chapter 49 Beards also have a trend, what to say
"In our heavenly court, unlike you in the world, we use money, our heavenly immortals are cultivated, so we use merit, and this merit comes from the god list, as long as we do some good deeds, this merit itself will increase."
"No matter where there are good people and bad people, in the same way, no place is equal, we are the same in heaven, there are people with power to the sky, there are low-ranking people, and low-level people are by doing good deeds to gain merit, but this merit also has to pay taxes, just like me, I have an official position, and of course I also have income."
Ye Fan listened to the introduction of the God of Food and asked, "In other words, this merit is the same as the money below you?" ”
The God of Food nodded and said, "Yes, but this merit is basically useless, and it is not beneficial for cultivation, and his advantage is that he can buy an elixir to assist in cultivation." ”
"Elixir?" Hearing what the God of Food said, Ye Fan then remembered, it seems that Taishang Laojun is alchemy, last time Taishang Laojun also said to give himself an elixir, how long has it been, so far it has not been given, it should not have been refined, but the elixir is still useful for cultivation.
Ye Fan didn't understand, what use could this elixir have, didn't he rely on himself for cultivation? Why does it seem that he is relying on the elixir to advance now? Ye Fan, who didn't understand why he relied on the elixir to advance, continued to ask the food myth: "Isn't this cultivation on your own?" Why does it seem that now you all rely on the elixir to advance? ”
As soon as Ye Fan asked, the God of Food shook his head and sighed: "Yes, in the past, everyone relied on their own efforts to cultivate, but now who still relies on it, since the appearance of the God List, there has never been any battle in Heavenly Court, and after a long time without a fight, the desire for power is gone." ”
"Slowly, for cultivation, naturally I won't take it to heart, the elixir upgrade only appeared later." Listening to the explanation of the God of Food, Ye Fan half understood and half didn't understand, and thought about it.
"Ye Shangxian, when did you come?" Suddenly, a voice appeared, almost scared Ye Fan, Ye Fan, who reacted, turned his head to the back and saw Tai Bai Xing's appearance, and suddenly couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh, Tai Bai Xing's beard was half shorter, and it was originally a white beard, but now it has turned black.
Seeing Ye Fan laughing at himself, Tai Bai Xing walked towards Ye Fan and said angrily: "Ye Shangxian, what are you laughing at?" My beard is changing with the trend, what's so funny? ”
You can keep up with the trend too much, right?
Seeing Ye Fan laughing next to him, the face of the God of Food instantly darkened, and he didn't dare to speak, for fear that Tai Bai Xing would get angry and settle accounts with himself for a while, this beard has nothing to do with him, but has a direct and indirect relationship with himself, because Tai Bai Xing's beard was cut by his wife, and the color was also painted by his wife.
said that he wanted to educate you well, an old and disrespectful thing, even if he was not married, he even abducted the God of Food to that kind of unclean place, and forcibly pulled the God of Food and Tai Bai Xing out of the Qinglou, and finally the two of them cried and shouted for more than half an hour.
Only then did he explain that he didn't go here to talk about business.
Seeing that Ye Fan was still laughing, Tai Bai Xing looked like he blamed you and said to Ye Fan: "Ye Shangxian, don't laugh, this matter is inseparable from you, if it weren't for your beauty tricks, I wouldn't be like this, and you are still laughing at me now." ”
Of course, Ye Fan knew that this beard was cut by Mrs. God of Food, and he originally heard people say outside, Ye Fan didn't want to believe it, thinking that at most, the God of Food would be scolded, but when he saw the God of Food, the God of Food didn't have anything to do, and there would be nothing wrong with Tai Bai Xing, and now seeing this situation, it is completely inconsistent.
Covering his mouth, he continued: "Isn't it unbearable? It's too platinum, why is it that it's the wife of the god of food, and the god of food is fine, but you have half of your beard cut off? It won't be the love of other people's husbands and wives, you have become a punching bag, right? After speaking, he continued to laugh and looked at Tai Bai Xing, which caused Tai Bai Xing's whole face to turn red, and he didn't know how to speak.
After a long while, Tai Bai Xing remembered that Ye Fan asked him to buy fish, and said, "Don't laugh anymore, why did you ask me to buy so much fish back?" If you can't sell it, it's yours. ”
Count it mine, count it mine, it seems that you guys are quite picky, and when this time is over, you beg me too late? This time, I endured it first, withdrew the smile just now, and said, "Okay, okay, it's mine, okay, but what about the fish?" ”
"God of Food, you will modify these things with spells according to the drawings in my hand later, I will go in and take a look at those fish and adjust the ingredients first."
Ye Fan asked Tai Bai Xing as he walked, but Ye Fan didn't bring all the barbecue ingredients at one time, he only brought enough for this time, and the rest was still in Ye Fan's calculations, Ye Fan would not do that kind of loss-making business, especially with the gods in the sky.
More than 100 pairs of barbecue forks were changed by the God of Food with spells in less than a few minutes, and those barbecue forks were originally chopsticks, but now they are just connected by the God of Food with spells to connect the two ends of the chopsticks, so that the two pairs of chopsticks can become two pairs of barbecue forks, and the barbecue forks are built according to Ye Fan's drawings.
also walked towards the kitchen, the kitchen and the place where the fish are put are in the same place, as for those who use knives to open the fish, this is not Ye Fan's strength, Ye Fan is adjusting the ingredients of the grilled fish, a chili smell, but I don't know how many times better than the chili pepper The fragrance emanates from the kitchen.
Standing at the door of the kitchen, the God of Food, who was still a long way away from inside, was attracted by this smell from afar, looking at the plate in front of him, there were red pepper ingredients how big the rice bucket was, and the saliva of the God of Food's whole person flowed out, and he just wanted to reach out and put a drop into his mouth to try it, but before his hand reached out, he was slapped away by Ye Fan's hand.
"God of Food, why are your hands dirty while you go, and you are embarrassed to come here and directly reach out to order these ingredients, do you know how to pay attention to hygiene?"
As soon as Ye Fan said it, the God of Food remembered that he really hadn't washed his hands, and said with an embarrassed face: "Oh, if you don't say it, I forgot, what kind of spice are you, it's just the taste of the world, even I was fascinated by this taste, just now I remember to wash my hands, I'll go wash my hands, I'll go wash my hands." ”
In less than three seconds and two seconds, the God of Food directly washed his hands and ran back, revealing his pitiful eyes to Ye Fan and said: "Ye Shangxian, you see, I have washed my hands and come back, can you give me a taste of this ingredient, this is simply a time to see you in the world." After finishing speaking, regardless of Ye Fantong's disagreement, he directly took a spoon and stretched it into the barbecue seasoning in the rice bucket, and hooked up the ingredients of a spoon and put it in his mouth.
Sticking out his tongue, he slowly tasted the barbecue seasoning, and after tasting it for a while, the whole person of the God of Food had an indescribable feeling, and said to Ye Fan: "What kind of ingredient is this?" Isn't it related to this all-you-can-eat barbecue? ”
"What do you see, if you don't go out to pull guests, are you stupid?"
Seeing Ye Fan nodding and saying yes, the God of Food was very excited and looked at Tai Bai Xing next to him, looking like he was the boss, and directly ordered Tai Bai Xing to go out, Tai Bai Xing looked at the God of Food with that look of contempt and walked out, and he didn't forget to scold the God of Food in his mouth: "Hmph, just go, what is there to be so spirited, it's like I haven't seen the world." ”