"In this case, Lian Huahua, did you panic when you saw me? What does it feel like a fawn rambling? Feng Xiaolazy cleaned up his regret and asked.

Lian Hua was stunned: "No." "I can't see it!

"Huh? Isn't that how romance novels are written? "Oh, the girl who was still dancing just now was heartbroken.

"What?" Lian Hua didn't seem to hear clearly.

"Nothing, do you have a ...... Well, you just want to kiss me or something? Feng Xiaolazy casually stuck to his girlish heart and continued to ask.

"No...... why kiss lazy, according to scientific research, kissing is a dispute over the exchange of oral bacteria. He didn't want to do such unhygienic things.

"Huh?" Feng Xiaolazy wondered, could she be wrong? "That'...... You didn't want to do anything special to me? ”

Lian Hua blinked innocent eyes and looked at Feng Xiaolazy, please explain to me what a special thing is first, okay?

Feng Xiaolazy covered his eyes and drew two forks for himself in his mind! The wind is lazy, the wind is lazy! You're really whimsical!

No, no, if you don't reach the heart of the Yellow River, you won't die! She's going to have to give it a try!

Wait, why do you have to die when you get to the heart of the Yellow River?

Forget it, no matter what, try it first.

So, Feng Xiaolazy gently pulled the clothes on his shoulders down, the ponytail spread out, and he tilted his head at forty-five degrees and flew towards Lianhua with a gentle kiss: "So what? ”

"Little lazy, you ......" Lian Hua frowned in a tangled manner, as if he was struggling.

“comeon！ Baby! The wind whispered.

Lian Hua really left. His eyes stared at Lian Hua's exposed shoulders seriously, and his fingers gently stroked it: "Little lazy...... You...... There is a muscle shaking in your shoulder, is it that your shoulder has been sore lately, and you often can't lift it? ”

"......" Lying Dynasty!! The old lady is seducing you! You told my mother that my mother had a muscle shaking in her shoulder? What's the matter! You can't shake it, can you? Ache? Can't lift it? Ouch Wo Chao! I'm the bed, okay!!!!

Feng Xiaolazi's whole face was stiff, and he didn't want to take care of him when he shook his arm: "It's okay, I'm just a soul, where do I get muscles!?" ”

"Oh...... "Why do you feel lazy and unhappy inexplicably?" Even Hua didn't know what was going on, and he was still thinking about what to do to make Xiao Lazy happy, and then said, "Xiao Lao, I'll wash your clothes, right?" ”

"...... "At this time, please learn how to pick up girls, okay?"

Feng Xiaolazy didn't want to pay attention to him anymore. Gritting his teeth, he asked, "Let's go back to square one." You just said why you're not feeling well? ”

"Well, I'm ...... I can't control myself a little. ”

"When? Can you control yourself now? ”

"Now you can."

"And when did you find out you couldn't control yourself?"

"When Xiao Lazy wasn't there, I almost burned this place......" Lian Hua was inexplicably weak.

"Huh? How were you feeling at that time? Are there any special fluctuations? Or are there any strange people around here? Like what...... Su Ranjun? "It can't be that sick boy, right!?

"Nope. Except that you're not there, everything is good. ”

"......" bastard! Do you know that this is a love story? After flirting with your sister, you don't want to kiss someone, you want to go to heaven?!

Feng Xiaolazy grinded his teeth: "Okay, okay." Let's talk about the last time you got out of control. ”

"The last time? It's downstairs here. Just. Hearing that you promised Mr. Lin Weiran that you would marry him and have a child with him, I couldn't control the energy transport unit that destroyed the defensive shield. ”

"I always feel like you're teasing me again......" Feng Xiao lazy raised his forehead, "forget it." So what were you thinking at the time? ”

"I'm thinking about ......" Lian Hua paused, his face looked a little red inexplicably, and his eyes began to dodge and didn't dare to look at her, "Mr. Lin is not so good, he is not worthy of being lazy." ”

"Oh...... Why do I think this is the immediate sense of the father-in-law looking at the son-in-law? Feng Xiaolazy was a little confused again, "Then who do you think is worthy of me?" Teenagers? ”

"Where's that boy!" Lian Hua was excited again in an instant, "He can't cook, he can't do laundry, he can't take care of children, and he can't make money!" ”

"Uh...... "Is Lian Hua just out of control?"

"And he's only 1.75 meters tall! And his genes are not pure enough, there is a hidden danger of genetic diseases, not only that, he now has many unhealed dark wounds on his body, and his life is in danger at all times! Little Lazy can't marry him! Lian Hua's last sentence was categorical.

"Oh......" Feng Xiaolazy scratched his head, "What about Lin Weiran?" ”

"Mr. Lin Weiran, he is a flowery nature, his girlfriend queues up from here to the Atlantic, and he can plop and fall down two!" Lian Hua began to count Lin Weiran's flaws again.

"Yes...... Is it? ”

"Hmmm! Yes! And he seems to have the inheritance of mysterious power in him, and this kind of person is also the most likely to die early! On top of that, he doesn't know how to cook and he doesn't do laundry......"

"You don't have children yet, do you?" Feng Xiaolazy interjected, then rubbed his temples and said, "Do you still cook, wash clothes and cook now?" It's good that the meat can be grilled and eaten! Do you think about the last time we went hunting, it was always on the alert, cooking? When there is a beast attack, you have to gnaw on the raw meat! Wash clothes? Why do you need to do laundry? It's all worn until it breaks......"

"I will!" Lian Hua replied with a righteous face and sonorously.

“…… Well, you will! Then you will also take children? ”

"Yes! I brought the treasure! ”

"Roar...... Treasures you bring, making money is your life pursuit, not to mention, in this way, you are very powerful! Feng Xiaolazy seemed surprised, and looked Lian Hua up and down, "So, you can do everything except circle and fork?" ”

"Huh? What is the circle fork? Lian Hua looked serious, how could he not know that he still had something that he couldn't?! No way! He must be omnipotent!

"Circle and fork, fork, ......" Feng Xiao lazy thief glanced around, and then beckoned Lian Hua to bow his head and stick to his ear and said, "That's it, exercise before giving birth!" ”

"Huh? Are you talking about copulation? Lian Hua still said righteously, "I will!" ”

"Huh? Will you!? Feng Xiaolazy's eyes were aimed at his fat time again, and he couldn't wait to use his eyes to pick off the fat time.

"Twenty-eight sizes, three hundred frequency shifts, and one hundred and hundred postures......"

"Wait, wait!" Feng Xiaolazy raised his hand to cover his mouth, "Can you not say such a shameful topic in such a serious and calm voice!!! (To be continued.) )