【Iron Mountain Hospital】

Sister Chuan sat on the sofa watching TV with a big prick in her eyes, Lao Zhu next to her was holding a book of [XX President Falls in Love with ♂ Me] and reading a handful of snot and tears, while Xiao Lan was holding a comic and lying on the sofa opposite while eating potato chips and reading comics.

"I added a girl's heart to my setting!" Lao Zhu jumped up and threw the book directly to the ground, and yelled at the sky viciously, "I'm already an old grandfather!" Don't add a girl's heart anymore~~~...... Wait a minute! What did I do just now! it! it! it! it! it! it! it! Bird God, I was wrong, please let me go......"

(There were countless lightning bolts in the sky, and there was a faint sound of 'hehehe' evil laughter, which frightened Lao Zhu and trembled.) ）

Lao Zhu: "Okay, I admit it (biting the handkerchief), and you know that you are bullying me......"

When Lao Zhu picked up the book again, the sky finally returned to a clear place, cloudless and blue, and the sky was white, sure enough, books are the ladder of human progress, En~~~ (nodding)

When this strange event was completed, Hirata happened to come in through the door. As soon as he entered the door, he greeted the three of them: "Hello everyone, I'm Hirata God again!" ”

"Oh, Oda is back." Sister Chuan commanded Lao Zhu and Xiaolan in a serious manner, "Everyone put away the chewing gum, and the package says that it should be placed out of Pingtian's reach." ”

“GING！” Hirata bowed his hand to Sister Chuan, and said to Sister Chuan, "Sister Chuan, your poisonous tongue is getting stronger and stronger, and the younger brother is willing to bow down." ”

"Well, you're very wise." Sister Chuan nodded sternly, and the electric light in her palm disappeared.

After a short episode, Hirata, who had not seen him for many days, joined the big family of Iron Mountain Hospital again!

We really love each other~~~

"Oda, tell us about the situation this time." Lao Zhu quietly put away the little red book, took out a newspaper and continued to read it, pretending to ask Pingtian casually.

"Yes, Brother Tian, I also want to know your experience." Xiao Lan stared at Hirata with cute big eyes, how cute and cute is that...... It would be better if she could put down the potato chips in her hand, wash her oily hands and face, and change her pajamas, at least the blood on her pajamas.

Facing the two monsters in every sense, Hirata was not afraid, snatched a bag of potato chips and Coke from behind Xiao Lan, and ate it blindly without caring about her big watery eyes.

(Look at our set of adjectives!) Send yourself three 666. ）

Hirata (一严sù): "I'll tell you evenly, my experience this time was very exciting. Especially in the final assessment stage, a horror movie was actually made! Scares me...... Cut several people. ”

Lao Zhu (a Yao Ming): "It's obvious that you are more terrifying!" ”

Xiaolan (Star Eyes): "Brother Tian, you are already very strong, come on!" ”

Lao Zhu (complained violently): "What kind of oil do you add!" Hey, the toughness that came out of nowhere! It turns out that I really like to complain! ”

Sister Chuan (honey nodded): "Well, they are all very wise." ”

Lao Zhu (roaring wildly): "Sister Chuan, don't play this stalk anymore!" Don't mention the [beep-] thing! You're going to be misunderstood! ”

Well, it's too dirty here in the hospital, let's take a look at the situation in City X.

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【Monster Castle】

Ye Ke came back from Y City, looking super tired, of course, this is not because of something indescribable, but because he is tired from playing games.

"Alas, I really shouldn't stay up late playing games, I'm tired and tired. Playing the "Silent Hill" series of games really makes people panic, can't the world be a little more peaceful? Love and justice are the mainstream, okay! Well, let's try the action game next time. I exploded what I liked the most. ”

Ye Ke opened the door of the room, thinking that Lao Lu would suddenly pounce over, but there was no one, the empty room, the window was open, and it was a little cold when a gust of wind blew.

"Lao Lu is not here? I don't know where I went, but I went grocery shopping? No way, he doesn't know how to cook and orders takeout every day. Ye Ke walked to the window and closed it. Two small people came out of the back room, wearing aprons, one wearing a hat and a duster in his hand, and the other holding a pot and shovel, looking like they were going to cook.

"Yo, I can cook now, new programs, I must try their skills today."

When the little machine saw Ye Ke, the red light on his head flashed a few times, and a mechanical synthesis voice sounded: "Welcome back, Xiao Ye Ye." ”

Ye Ke: "...... Lu Xilin, you bastard! Don't make me complain here! ”

After greeting Ye Ke, the small machine returned to his post. Seeing that there was still a machine qì people cooking, Ye Ke knew that Lao Lu hadn't left, but he had gone out, and he would probably be able to come back in a while.

Ye Ke sat on the sofa while watching TV while waiting for Lao Lu, and not long after watching it, Lao Lu pushed open the door and came in.

"Yo, I'm back." Lao Lu put the key on the shoe rack, walked towards Ye Ke while snorting, sat next to Ye Ke, picked up the banana on the coffee table and ate it.

"It's like you didn't know I'm back today." After speaking, Ye Ke looked at Lao Lu's eyes, which were all bloodshot, as if he hadn't slept for several days. It stands to reason that at Lao Lu's level, it won't be like this if he hasn't slept for a few days. "What's wrong with you? Is something wrong? ”

"Ah, nothing." After eating the banana, Lao Lu took another apple and continued, "After you leave, we know about this turmoil, right?" ”

Ye Ke nodded.

"Some of our restless guys joined forces to get me in the middle of a fight, and they thought I would be seriously injured in a fight with someone else. I've been busy dealing with them every day these days, and I'm tired. ”

"That's not going to be like this, is it? Working overnight is not your style. ”

"Oh, I'm drinking with Lao Cheng at night, drinking all night. He is about to leave country Z again, and he doesn't know when the next time we meet. It just so happened that these two things came together, so fighting monsters during the day and drinking at night made me tired. Now I'll be able to relax when you come back, and I can drink with peace of mind. ”

“…… Mr. Jinxi, would you like to give you an oil well to turn around? ”

Knowing what Lao Lu has been doing these days, she glanced at him with contempt, and Lao Lu shrugged his shoulders and said that it didn't matter. At this time, the small machine qì person brought the food over, and the two of them were too lazy to eat in the restaurant, so they abused the small machine qì person a little, and let it stand next to it and serve the food, and the two of them ate while watching TV.

"Tell me something." Lao Lu took a bite of food and said, "I'm going to go out in a few days, and you have nothing to do to stay and watch the house." ”

"Okay, but a few days?" Ye Ke took a sip of soup and took another bite of rice, "Explain in advance, it's almost February, and the New Year will be in another month, if you haven't come back by then, I won't wait." ”

"Ah, not that long. Although the time is uncertain, it will certainly not be long. ”

"That's fine."

"By the way, tell me about your trial." Lao Lu said to Ye Ke with green vegetables in his mouth, "I'll see how the headquarters is doing this time." ”

"Okay, then I'll start at the beginning. At first, I opened my eyes and found myself on the top of a building, with blood everywhere, which scared me, and I thought [beep--beep] [beep-......"

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Coming out of the Iron Mountain Hospital, Hirata laughed loudly: "Hahaquack! Z city I'm back! With Sister Chuan here, you can rest assured that she can die boldly! ”

Narrator: "Oda, Oda, I'm going to sue you, you still have to go to school." ”

Hirata: "Nani?! ”

Narrator: "It's a very early setting, and I haven't remembered it for a long time, but it's true. So you're going back to school. ”

Hirata: "I don't want to go!" ”

Narrator: "It's a pity! ”

Hirata showed up at school.

"No!"

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[Congratulations on the achievement: it's school day again]