3 Abrupt encounters
Hirata and Eyong walked to a classroom together, most of the students arrived, and the class leader began to organize everyone to move things. There are charcoal fires, iron frames, ingredients, etc. that have been prepared in the classroom temporarily, and tonight everyone is going to organize a barbecue in the woods behind the school, and have a beacon party with the firelight!
The boys carried the iron frame of the stove, the girls took the ingredients and condiments, and a group of people walked out of the school gate with laughter and laughter, and walked to the back mountain lively. The handsome squad leader still found a big stereo from there, and the two bosses rotated colored lanterns, looking like he was preparing to have a dance party in the woods tonight.
A group of people went up the mountain, the mountain didn't look high, but it was actually quite steep, and a large group of people were so tired that they were panting like cattle. The weather was already cool, but the boys who carried the shelves were dripping sweat row by row, and they had the heart to say that they would take a break but the girls didn't mention it, so how could they be embarrassed to stop? A little vanity supported his legs, gritted his teeth and insisted on walking up.
"Ah, it turns out that this place is so high, I would have known that I wouldn't be a big-tailed wolf." Hirata secretly complained in his heart, before he set off, he relied on his strength and volunteered to hold two lanterns alone, and now it is difficult to ride a tiger. "Ah, my ears are so itchy! But I can't let go of it! It's like [beep-] a little! ”
(PS: You think I'll say Hirata feels tired?) Haha, how can this kind of little bug appear, saying that his ears are itchy is in line with the usual style! )
The students' aim is an abandoned pavilion on the hill, and there is a small open space in front of the pavilion, just enough to happily host a barbecue pie. Everyone walked for a long time, and the sun completely set before they reached the clearing. A group of people put down their things, rested for a while, and began to prepare to send duì under the command of the squad leader.
The boys set up the shelves, the girls prepared the ingredients, Hirata and Einaga, who had solved the ear problem, built a bunch of fires together, the squad leader turned on the stereo and colored lights, and the barbecue pie officially began in cheerful music!
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"Cheers!"
Everyone sat around the bonfire, raised the wine glass in their hands, and walked together, after drinking, everyone laughed, it turned out that the squad leader drank on his face, and his face turned red after a glass, as if he was drunk. Cheerful and lively music sounded around, and colorful lights kept dangling and shining on everyone's faces. The students each held a string of chicken wings and beer in their hands, ate and drank a sip, and their mouths were full of oil but they didn't care. The handsome squad leader has been dizzy by everyone at this time, and he picked up the microphone and had to sing a song to everyone, and no matter what music is playing now, he sang the 'good man song'. A group of boys followed suit, each holding a bottle of beer as a microphone and singing with the squad leader, a group of old men hooked shoulders and sang and danced, imitating the dancing girl kicking the thighs, and the people who saw the dance laughed and had a lot of fun.
After the class leader finished singing, the girls were not to be outdone and wanted to compare with the boys. A girl picked up the microphone and sang, don't say it, the singing is not bad, the song 'Black Pineapple', it's really presentable, if you don't forget the words several times in the middle, everyone thinks it's the original song. Later, she was embarrassed, and pulled a few girls to sing with her, and finally got rid of the distress of forgetting the words, but the level of many people is uneven, and the result of several people singing together is that none of them are in tune, which makes everyone laugh. A group of boys who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement cheered them on, and kept shouting, 'One more!' One more! The girls were also angry, and sang a popular divine comedy "The Most Famous Ethnic Style", this time they couldn't run out of tune, and won a full house.
(PS: I remember that every time I go to sing, someone will always order this song, and I tried it many times and it didn't go out of tune.) This song is simply flawless! )
It's getting darker, the moon is rising, and it's not too early, but everyone doesn't have any intention of going back, not to mention the barbecue, and they haven't eaten much, so they patronize and drink. After the singing show was performed, the squad leader who drank and faced played a few games according to the process and copied the atmosphere to **. It's all some interesting puzzle games, the winner has a small gift, and the loser has to drink. Hirata participated in this game as a representative of the dormitory (Jiang Yong had already drunk too much, and he really circled around the tree), but after a few rounds, Hirata was outnumbered, was poured several rounds of wine, and quit the field in a dizzy and inexplicable way, and used his strength to get himself drunk.
Hirata, who had drunk too much, temporarily left the group and ran into the woods alone and vomited.
"It's really unpleasant that the world is impermanent and retribution." After spitting, Hirata poured water and rinsed his mouth, holding the tree in one hand and a bottle of water in the other. "As soon as I despised Jiang Yong, that kid was drunk himself, and he was just slapping me in the face! No, I'm going to drink it back, and I'm going to have to drag another one into the water! ”
Make up your mind (?) Hirata drank the last sip of water and walked back firmly. Halfway through, I just saw the firelight, and suddenly a figure appeared in front of Hirata, it turned out to be Xiaoqing, a classmate in the same class.
(PS: Because I'm too lazy to think about the name, let's just take a look.) )
"Xiaoqing, what's the matter?" Hirata asked confusedly.
"That, Ah Ping, I have something I want to tell you." Xiaoqing squirmed, her good-looking little face flushed, her head lowered, her petite body trembled slightly, and her hands were shrunk in front of her chest, like a cute little white rabbit.
"Ah, look at you like this, is it ......" Hirata's eyes widened, and he said in a super high voice, "I drank too much and wanted to vomit, so I bumped into it, and then because I was embarrassed and ashamed, I waited here, I hope I don't laugh at you, and don't you tell others?!" After speaking, Hirata patted his chest and said proudly, "No problem, I just threw up, so I won't laugh at you." I can recommend you a tree where you can spit out your starting speed and make it faster and easier. Hirata raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up, the corners of his mouth grinned, revealing a row of big white teeth, flashing the cross-shaped flash of [I am a good person], white and dazzling in the dark.
“…… Not this one! Don't add such a weird setting to me! Xiaoqing, who was originally embarrassed, was complained about by Hirata pretending to be stupid, and the original subtle atmosphere disappeared in an instant.
"Oh, it's not that...... Then if you're okay, I'll leave first, and I'm still in a hurry to go back and pull others into the water. Hirata shrugged and glanced at her, about to walk past her.
"No, I have something to say, please don't leave yet...... Xiaoqing's voice became smaller and smaller, she didn't know if Hirata heard it, but seeing that Hirata didn't stop, she plucked up her courage, walked quickly to Hirata and hugged Hirata from behind. Ah Ping, I like you! Really, really like you! I want to be with you! Can you accept me? ”
Hirata was stunned, and his body became stiff, very stiff, like frozen pork that had been left for three or five months. "That, that......" Hirata didn't turn around, looking at him from the front with a subtle and complex expression, "Can you repeat it?" Sorry I didn't hear my ears when I went to the toilet just now. ”
"I like you Ah Ping! I like to like you so much! Do you like me too? ”
"Eh, it's actually this kind of plot......" Hirata grabbed Xiaoqing and hugged his smooth little hand, "I ......" Hirata turned around suddenly, grabbed her hands and dragged her back, Xiaoqing's arms were directly dislocated, and she screamed out in pain, "Of course I don't agree with the little girl!" ”
"Uh......h Why, why? Xiaoqing took a few steps back, tears streaming down her eyes, her arms were limp at her sides, the pain made her body tremble violently, but she still ignored the pain and asked Hirata why. Why didn't you promise me? And hurt me?! ”
"Well, please use your brains too, okay?" Hirata looked like he hated iron but not steel, "This kind of trick is something that normal people can see through!" Who are you fooling with this acting skill! ”
"What?!" The pain and tears were gone, and Xiaoqing's arms slowly moved back to their normal positions, as if nothing had happened. She turned in her hand, and a blood-stained hatchet appeared in her hand. "How do you see through me, don't use anything [normal people can see through] to deceive me, the knife in my hand is evidence."
"Okay, okay. Seeing that you are so persistent, I will sue you. "Facing the artifact (?) Woodwood Knife Hirata did not have the slightest fear, he still looked like a hanger, "When I vomited and walked back, I noticed that something was wrong, this road is longer than when I came......"
"You can see through me on that basis alone? No way! ”
"Of course it can't be, little sister, I haven't finished yet. Also, don't interrupt me when I'm talking. Hirata glanced at her unhappily, and then said, "I don't care if the road is long or short, what makes me care is your resentment, thick and spicy eyes." ”
"I've hid it well......"
"Yes, yes, you hid it so well that I almost thought it was my hallucination, I just lied, right? Cut. Hirata snorted disdainfully. Next is your biggest mistake......" said Hirata walked forward, his expression gradually became solemn, stretched out a finger and pointed at Xiaoqing and said loudly, "Your biggest mistake is that you shouldn't think you can deceive my feelings!" As an old dog with more than 20 years of experience, I know for sure that I can't, and I can have people. That's your biggest failure! ”
Xiaoqing: "...... I didn't expect this to be the case! Why do I think you're so pathetic! Please forgive me for my offense! I won't dare next time! ”
"Hmph, hmph." Hirata clasped his hands on his chest, and his smug nose was about to be cocked, "It's good to know, don't underestimate otaku!" We are the ones who can change the world! ”
Xiaoqing: "...... I've apologized, but I still feel guilty! ”
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Putting aside the tearful plot above, let's get down to business.
"Since you've seen through it, then I'm welcome." Xiao Qing rushed up with a knife as she spoke, looking fierce, tiger leaping wolf. And then...... was subdued by Hirata with one hand.
"What?"
"Nothing, hehe."
In the face of this kind of playhouse-like attack, Hirata didn't even summon Xiao Hei. With a Yao Ming on his face, he dodged Xiaoqing's attack sideways, and grabbed the chopped firewood knife with his backhand. Xiaoqing was amazed, and twitched the firewood knife vigorously in her hand, but she didn't move.
"Who the hell are you?" Xiaoqing asked with a cloudy face.
"I don't sue you." Hirata replied as he plucked his ears.
Hirata's words almost suffocated Xiaoqing's internal injuries. "Damn! Since you don't want to tell it, then I'll force you to say it! ”
"I'm free." Hirata blew off the earwax, "You can try." With that, he let go of his grip on the knife.
"Bastard!" Xiaoqing pulled the firewood knife back, yelling and waving the firewood knife like crazy, Hirata knew at a glance that she was just chopping nonsense, without a little discipline, that is, she was better than him half a year ago.
Xiaoqing waved the knife with great effort, Hirata dodged at will, this game was played for a while, Xiaoqing finally ran out of strength, holding the tree with one hand and panting, looking at Yao Ming's version of Hirata with both eyes, as if he was about to breathe fire.
"Yo, you're done? That's my turn. After saying that, Hirata's figure suddenly disappeared.
Xiao Qing's eyes widened suddenly, and she looked incredulous, just about to guard against Hirata's attack, she didn't expect him to disappear? Did you run away? But this optimistic thought only stopped in her mind for a second, because the next second she felt like she was flying out, and her body felt like she had been hit by a truck, and she had been smashed to pieces.
"You're ......!"
Xiaoqing stood up tremblingly, she was seriously injured and her entire sternum was sunken, but there was no blood on her body, but she looked much thinner, and the knife in her hand was gone.
Yao Ming's version of Hirata walked over, about to give her another blow, when suddenly a big tree flew sideways from the side and crashed into Hirata .
"Oh, you can also control the surrounding environment, and from this point of view, it is much stronger than Wang Dabao's goods. But it's useless. ”
Hirata kicked on the tree, kicked the tree directly, just kicked one after another, Hirata kicked it again, and then many trees flew in, endlessly. When Hirata blocked the attack of the big tree, Xiaoqing hurriedly ran away, and she didn't look back, she knew that if she didn't run again, the game would be over. The idea is good, but it's a pity that it's a step too late.
"Hey, hey, you're the one who dragged me in, and you're the one who runs now, it's not okay."
Hirata's voice suddenly sounded in Xiaoqing's ears, and when Xiaoqing looked back, she saw a punch the size of a sandbag coming right now, imprinted directly on her face.
"Bang!"
After this blow, Xiaoqing flew out upside down, completely dead. The body was still not bleeding, but it was almost invisible. The 'flying tree' that had just attacked Hirata also fell from the sky to the ground, unable to move forward.
Hirata reached out and grabbed her by the neck, pulling her up from the ground and leaning her in front of his face, and Xiaoqing was powerless to resist. "You think you can beat me? Your ghost realm is very good, very confusing, and can even control the surrounding environment, if you hide behind the woods and control the big tree from the beginning, I really can't do anything with you, but you dare to appear directly in front of me, then I'm embarrassed, I'm sorry for my boss if I don't kill you, you know? ”
"What do you think......" The weak Xiaoqing struggled to burst out of her mouth a few words, "You think this is my body?" Heh, hehe...... You can't kill me! I'll be resurrected! One day I will kill all the men in the world to get revenge! All! ”
"Is that the story behind that?" As soon as he heard Xiaoqing's words, Hirata knew that this matter was troublesome, and couldn't help but change from Yao Ming to Director Jin, "Since you said so, then I have to take a good look at the truth about this guy." ”
A shadow rose from the soles of Hirata's feet, enveloping Xiaoqing entirely, leaving only her eyes. Hirata looked directly into her eyes, and Haru, who was wrapped in shadows, gave her a look of fear and horror in her eyes.
"There's a super evil name for this trick, hehe. Spiritualism is on! ”
Hirata's pupils became pitch black, and he glanced at Xiaoqing, the surrounding environment changed in an instant, and after a blink of an eye, the appearance of this place changed, it was no longer the forest in the back mountain, but in the school!
What the hell is going on?
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[Congratulations on winning the title: Super Dog]