Chapter 39: The Living Encyclopedia
The disciple sat on the ground and said, "Sixth Master, don't be funny, if you don't go out, you will really die!" ”
The sixth master supported his arms and tried a few times to no avail, then jumped to the ground, helped the little sunglasses and said, "Funny? If it weren't for the small window, the sixth master would let you see what it means to be a milk swallow returning to the nest! He cautiously moved to the door, leaned on the edge of the door and quietly looked out, asking the disciple, "What's the situation now?" ”
The disciple said with a desperate face: "Sixth Master, you actually don't plan to go out, do you?" ”
In the courtyard, Wang Xiaojun was running around, and the disciples of the Tiger Crane Serpentine Gate were rushing to the wolves, just like a group of ducklings who had left their mothers and were being chased and bitten by wild cats.
The sixth master shrank his neck and said, "I'd better go and look at that window again......"
In addition to the mustache, the others of the tiger and crane snake gate have all been knocked down by Wang Xiaojun, the mustache jumped forward and backward to avoid Wang Xiaojun, and kept using obstacles, holes, and horns to leave Wang Xiaojun behind, that scene is like a Jackie Chan style movie, although it looks funny, but the mustache's face is also white, he knows that as long as Wang Xiaojun catches it, it will not be good, so it can be delayed for a moment. The disciples lying on the ground quietly watched their senior brother hugging his head and running around, if everyone's skills are not as good as others, they will be planted at most, and at least there will be a chance to turn the tables in the future, but there is still such a living treasure in the lower limit of the show, everyone feels shameless, and I am afraid that they will never have the face to say their own sect in the future.
"Ridiculous!" The sixth master snorted.
The disciple behind him said, "Sixth Master, you also think it's too much, right?" Killing people is not enough, Wang Xiaojun is also too deceitful! ”
", I mean, why don't you open the windows a little wider?"
Wang Xiaojun will chase after his throat and his heart is on fire, his feet are blank, although the mustache is practicing and stealing, after all, there are still decades of skills, this will only care, it is really difficult for others to catch him, seeing that these two have to run another five thousand meters.
Tang Sisi reached into Kun's bag and held a glass bottle, his neck leaned forward nervously, Hu Tailai said speechlessly: "Sisi, don't interfere, right?" ”
Tang Sisi squinted and said, "No, I have to help some......"
"You're a quasi-" Hu Tailai couldn't bear to continue.
Sister Perak said: "Otherwise, if you follow my uncle's beating, maybe you will stop that guy?" ”
This mustache is running around a tree, the tree is about a person with a thick waist, he flashed left and then tried to deceive Wang Xiaojun, Wang Xiaojun is also a general mind, making all kinds of feints to lure the snake out of the hole, the two people really and falsely circled around the tree, that is like a naughty boy playing, but the expression is bitter and hateful.
"Sister Sisi, fight quickly, just do what I say and fight my uncle!"
Lan Mao said: "No, no, no, didn't you see the two people moving?" ”
Sister Perak said: "That's why I beat my uncle, this is called advance quantity!" ”
Lan Mao said: "No, the movement of two objects together is relatively stationary, you hit Uncle Shi in the end." ”
Tang Sisi held the glass bottle and said, "Tell me who to beat?" ”
Sister Perak said: "Listen to me, she has never failed physics!" ”
Blue fur sneered: "It's like you've passed." ”
When he was unable to get along, the sixth master walked out of the house with square steps, and he coughed and said, "Stop it!" ”
The mustache said happily: "Sixth master! He was so distracted, Wang Xiaojun stepped forward and grabbed his shoulder, his mustache's face changed greatly, and then he shouted repeatedly: "Pain, pain, pain!" Let go! ”
Wang Xiaojun gasped and raised his slap, thought about it, and finally kicked him in the ass.
The sixth master's face sank and said, "You move him again!" ”
"Try it!" Wang Xiaojun kicked the mustache again.
The sixth master said with his hands behind his back: "Well, for the sake of your being obedient, I don't care about you." ”
"Uh......" Wang Xiaojun was flashed by the other party, and he didn't know what to say.
The mustache bent his waist, sweating profusely and said, "Sixth Master, help!" ”
Wang Xiaojun asked: "Are you their head?" ”
The sixth master immediately waved his hand and said: "Don't make a mistake, their head is surnamed Zhang, my surname is Liu, and people on the rivers and lakes give me a face and call the sixth master." ”
Wang Xiaojun said: "It turned out to be Liu Liu." He saw that the other party's big boss came forward, although he was not the leader, he must be a powerful character, since this battle was inevitable, he was not polite.
"Young man, given the age gap between you and me, why should you add the word 'old' after my surname?" The sixth master picked it up.
Wang Xiaojun: "Oh good, Liu Lao Liu." ”
The sixth master was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled heartily: "This kid is interesting, he actually guessed my full name." ”
Everyone: "......"
Liu Laoliu pointed to the mustache and said, "If you have something to say, will you let him go first?" ”
Wang Xiaojun smiled and said, "If I want to let you go, do you want to fight with me?" ”
Liu Lao Liu said as if "What kind of seniority am I, going head-to-head with you?" You go to the rivers and lakes to inquire, when did I, Liu Lao Liu, fight with someone? ”
Sister Perak covered her face and said, "How can I listen to this old man and be confused-is he trying to say that he is awesome?" ”
Tang Sisi suddenly said: "Liu Lao Liu? Why is the name so familiar? ”
Hu Tailai said: "A living encyclopedia in the martial arts? ”
Unexpectedly, these words were suddenly captured by Liu Laoliu, and he excitedly stretched out his hand and pointed at Hu Tailai to show his approval: "Eh, someone knows me!" That's right, it's you and me! ”
Hu Tailai whispered: "Listen to my master, there is nothing in the rivers and lakes that this old man doesn't know, so everyone wants to befriend him, but how can he be here?" ”
Wang Xiaojun said impatiently: "Liu Laoliu, what do you want to do?" ”
Liu Lao Liu said: "Why are you willing to let him go?" ”
Wang Xiaojun pinched his mustache shoulder and said, "This kid took a vote of people to beat up one of my friends, and beat his female apprentice to the hospital, what do you say is wrong with this?" ”
Liu Lao Liu said: "Can you smoke him ten mouths?" ”
Wang Xiaojun said angrily: "No! ”
"What about the twenty?" Liu Lao Liu immediately returned a number......
The mustache shouted with a crying voice: "Sixth Master, are you helping me?" ”
Liu Lao Liuyi said sternly: "What Lao Tzu hates most in his life is not to pay attention to the rules of the rivers and lakes and beat women, you have committed both, and hitting you with twenty mouths is considered light!" He turned his back and waved his hand in a righteous manner, "You guys fight!" ”
Wang Xiaojun was stunned, he really didn't know what to do now, originally according to the process, the other party's big boss was out, and then it should be a vicious battle, and there is naturally a side plot to win or lose, but as soon as this old man comes out, he is simply a-stirring stick, stirring up and stirring up, and in the end I don't know who he is, but he is a good teammate. Wang Xiaojun peeked at Hu Tailai, and Hu Tailai was also at a loss.
At this time, Sister Thunderbolt and Blue Fur flew up and said, "Uncle Shi, let's come!" Sister Perak rolled up her sleeves, slapped the mustache in the face, and said angrily: "This slap is for my second junior sister!" Lan Mao slapped his backhand and said, "This is for my master!" ”
The mustache was slapped in the face by two little girls, and he wanted to resist but didn't dare, knowing that it was useless to beg for mercy, he stared at Hu Tailai fiercely.
"Get on your knees!" Wang Xiaojun pressed him to the ground.
Sister Perak slapped her mustache again and said, "This is for myself!" ”
"Yes, this time it's for me!" The blue fur was as kind as a stream, and slapped the mustache a second time.
"Now...... Or fight for me! ”
"It's for me now!"
"This time for me!"
The slaps in the back of these two girls were all for themselves, Wang Xiaojun saw that there were only a few lasts left, and said speechlessly: "It's okay for others, just beat one for your sister Sisi." ”
Sister Perak smiled: "Yes, this is for Sister Sisi!" ”
After 20 slaps, Hu Tailai walked up to the mustache and said: "I don't know how you feel about beating the little girl to the hospital, the most distressing thing is that you don't have a word of apology, I don't want to say more about people like you, from now on, we will be clear, but if you dare to move a little crooked mind to the people around me, I Hu will never let you go!" "To say this in the character of Hu Tailai, that is really hating a person.
The mustache didn't dare to raise his head again, and he hung his head silently.
Wang Xiaojun stretched out his hand and said, "Return my sister's things back." ”
The mustache silently put Tang Sisi's brooch in Wang Xiaojun's hand, Wang Xiaojun threw it to Tang Sisi, and said to him: "The person you said made the silver needle is not our friend, if you want to seek revenge from him, go to Tangmen, of course, if you want to seek revenge from me, I will accompany you at any time." He raised his chin at Hu Tailai and said, "Old Hu, let's go." ”
Liu Lao Liu said with his hands behind his back: "You came to other people's territory and smashed a mess, and you didn't even say hello and were you leaving?" ”
Wang Xiaojun waved his hand and said, "Let's go six." ”
Hu Tailai stopped Wang Xiaojun with a smile, and arched his hand: "What advice does the sixth master have?" ”
Liu Lao Liu beckoned: "Let me come in!" ”
"This ...... Is it convenient? "The courtyard is full of injured gangsters, and Hu Tailai really doesn't want to stay here.
"Nothing inconvenient, come in!"
Wang Xiaojun finally didn't know whether the old man was friend or foe, so he had to follow hesitantly, and Liu Lao Liutou didn't reply: "Those two little girls go home and sleep." ”
Tang Sisi said: "Does this include me?" ”
"The eldest lady of the Tang family is naturally not among them."
Sister Thunderbolt and Blue Fur were dissatisfied: "Why? ”
"Just because grandpa is a living encyclopedia in the martial arts!" Liu Lao Liu sat in his chair and smoked, without any modesty.
Hu Tai came to see the time, and waved his hand to let the two hurry home.
"Encyclopedias can't force people to sleep......" The two girls muttered and walked away.
After Wang Xiaojun came in, he sat opposite Liu Laoliu, and Hu Tailai bowed respectfully to the old man and said, "The younger generation has seen the sixth master, and I have long heard the name of your old living encyclopedia." ”
Liu Lao Liu said leisurely: "That's the words of outsiders, let's not mention it ourselves, a living encyclopedia - this name sounds awkward, as if someone wants me to die." ”