Chapter 147: Tell You a Joke

In a trance, Shangguan Xiaoxiao felt that she was leaning on a very familiar and very comfortable shoulder, this comfortable feeling had never been felt before, as if there were some expectations and some longings before. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info her thinking was a little unclear, she was too comfortable and lazy to wake up, but after hearing the nonsense of Zhao Baiyu and the passengers next to her, she felt that she had to wake up.

"Hey, my daughter-in-law is three months old, no, the pregnancy is not obvious, but the reaction is too great, I just vomited in the toilet and it was really distressing, I vomited and fainted, she is not in good health, often like this, and she doesn't like to eat, her physique is too poor, I will carry it."

Shangguan Xiaoxiao woke up and left Zhao Baiyu's shoulders and instinctively prepared to get up, but due to the injury on her chest, she sat down again because of the pain that she hadn't lifted her buttocks.

"Hey, you're awake, your husband cares about you, he just carried you back, and he was afraid that you would fall and hug you, if you don't wake up, he'll be ready to call 120, this is your husband, right?"

Shangguan Xiaoxiao looked at Zhao Baiyu, and could only nod if she didn't know the situation.

It was a policeman who spoke, and when he asked just now, he looked at Zhao Baiyu with a hint of vigilance, and at this time he saw Shangguan Xiaoxiao nodding and said with some relief: "That's good, you're better, right?" Do you need me to find a doctor for you? ”

Shangguan Xiaoxiao said with a smile while desperately pinching the flesh on Zhao Baiyu's waist with her hands: "I'm much better, often like this, no need, thank you." ”

Zhao Baiyu nodded and smiled goodbye with no abnormality, and after the police left, he quickly opened Shangguan Xiaoxiao's hand, with a grinning expression on his face, covered his waist and said, "What are you doing, you want to murder your husband." ”

There were also passengers nearby, and seeing other passengers looking over, Shangguan Xiaoxiao smiled apologetically, and then began to communicate with Zhao Baiyu in his voice.

"Zhao shameless, what did you do to me just now? Is it rude to me, believe it or not, I castrated you with a knife. ”

Zhao Baiyu indifferently took a magazine and replied while reading: "No thanks, you are still so fierce, how can you marry in the future." Not long after you passed out, we were out of the second realm, and when I carried you out of the toilet, the people waiting to go to the toilet next to me looked at us with a strange look, either thinking that I had ‖ you down with medicine, or that we were looking for excitement in the toilet or something...... Alas, don't pinch me, I'll tell you the truth, then tell me, how long has it been since I entered the third realm of the dream demon and then entered your second realm, at least half an hour, can people outside not doubt it. ”

When Zhao Baiyu talked about entering your second realm, she always felt that this was a bit evil, but fortunately, Shangguan Xiaoxiao didn't hear anything wrong, she said, "Go on." ”

"Then I can only make up nonsense behind your back and say that you are my wife, in fact, it is almost the same...... Hey, don't pinch, I continued. I said that you are my wife, because of the great reaction during pregnancy, often vomit and vomit and faint, just now I accompanied you into the toilet to look at you, afraid that you fainted and fell into the toilet, and then you really fainted, only to carry you out. But many people don't believe this reason, just now the policeman stared at me, helped you to the seat, and waited for you to wake up and confirmed that we were two people, and then left. ”

Shangguan Xiaoxiao glanced at Zhao Baiyu and replied: "No wonder the police stared at you with ‖ eyes, and as soon as I woke up, I asked if I was your wife, and I looked at you like a hooligan." ”

Zhao Baiyu is really wronged, and said in his heart I eat your salty salt or use your WIFI, I can use it so much, the hooligans are all out, why don't you give me a big pointed hat and march on the street, I just saved your life.

Seeing that Zhao Baiyu seemed to be a little unhappy that he said this about him, Shangguan Xiaoxiao changed the topic and said, "You are quite smart, how did you know how to seize that opportunity to release the Charging Sky Eye Cannon." ”

Zhao Baiyu said disdainfully: "It's as if I'm stupid, I gave you this Qimen Flying Armor, I don't know its other skill." ”

Another anti-heaven skill of Qimen Feijia is the attack that has the ability to resist the enemy's 100% damage, the kick of the dream demon just now is not a joke, if there is no resistance Shangguan Xiaoxiao will definitely die, even if there is a mark to resist, it will definitely be kicked and disabled, at this time, Shangguan Xiaoxiao does not launch this skill that can only be used once a month, what are you doing with it, so Zhao Baiyu guessed that Shangguan Xiaoxiao must have launched the life-saving skill of Qimen Feijia when he kicked down.

This skill not only saved her life, but also rebounded 50% of the damage of the dream demon's kick, so the dream demon was just kicked and vomited blood by the damage that rebounded from his own kick, and he was already injured, you must know that the kick was stepped on with anger, and half of the damage also made him take off his skin, how could Zhao Baiyu not take such a good opportunity.

That's why Zhao Baiyu didn't worry too much about Shangguan Xiaoxiao when the dream demon stepped down just now, but immediately released the charged version of the Tianyan Cannon, taking advantage of his illness to kill him.

Shangguan Xiaoxiao snorted and said rudely: "Aren't you afraid that I will really be trampled to death by him?" ”

This is a little dissatisfied with Zhao Baiyu's actions, the youngest daughter's family is always unreasonable at this time, both think that Zhao Baiyu is very smart in handling this matter, and feel that Zhao Baiyu is too smart, just now I was not worried about her actions at all, but shouted what a little wife and little wife, this poor mouth can only give 0 bad reviews.

Where did Zhao Baiyu know the little girl's brainstorming in this matter, he just shrugged his shoulders and said: "You are so smart, if you can't even think of this life-saving skill, you really deserve to be stepped on......"

"You!! Ahem, ahem. Shangguan Xiaoxiao was furious after hearing this, and the injury in her chest was raised, she coughed a few times, covered it with her hand, and her hand was full of blood spots.

Zhao Baiyu regretted what he said just now, he also felt that it was too much, but just now Shangguan Xiaoxiao said that he was a little unhappy that he was a little unhappy, and now that he thinks about it, he is too stingy, a big man and a little girl's family really shouldn't care about this, at this time, when he saw Shangguan Xiaoxiao's appearance, he quickly supported her body with concern and said, "How are you?" You okay? ”

Shangguan Xiaoxiao opened Zhao Baiyu's hand, glared at him fiercely, and turned away from him.

"Hey, don't be angry, I apologize, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm done, I'm done, your injuries are okay, use the ghost road to repair it."

"Hmph, you don't have to worry if I'm dead."

In fact, this injury is really serious, the punch that the dream demon broke the mark is not a joke, but Shangguan Xiaoxiao's ghost path is strong, and the speed of repairing the damaged body is also fast, and it has been repaired almost at this time, which is angry with Zhao Baiyu.

"Now, don't be angry, I'll tell you a joke, if you laugh, you will forgive me."

Seeing that Shangguan Xiaoxiao didn't speak, Zhao Baiyu began to speak.

Said that a buddy wanted to go to the flower and bird market to buy parrots, turned around and saw that the price of parrots was generally too high, he felt too expensive, at this time he saw a parrot in a cage, but the price was very cheap, this buddy asked the boss, why this parrot is so much cheaper than others. The boss was also a real man, and he said that his parrot was too stupid because it would only say, 'Who's?' I can't say anything else, and I can't teach anything, so I can only sell it cheaply.

The buddy was happy when he heard it, and he said in his heart that this boss has no perseverance, where is there a parrot who can speak but can't teach other words. So he spent money to buy the parrot back, and it turned out that he bought it back and taught it for three days, but the parrot couldn't learn anything, but could only say, 'Who's?' ’

The angry guy went out at noon to run errands and stopped paying attention to the parrot. In the afternoon, the gas collector came over, and knocked on the door, and then the parrot in the house said.

'Who?' ’

'Collect gas bills. ’

'Who?' ’

'Collect gas bills. ’

'Who?' ’

'Collect gas bills. ’

…………

When the master came home in the evening, he saw a person foaming at the door and was unconscious, and asked strangely: "Who is this?" ”

The parrot in the house said, "The one who collects the gas bill." ”

"Hahahahaha~Oops~"

Shangguan Xiaoxiao burst into laughter after hearing it, and she had a wound again, but she still couldn't laugh straight, and her tears came out of her tears, just now when Zhao Baiyu coaxed Shangguan Xiaoxiao, she didn't use her voice, she spoke directly, and the people nearby listened to Zhao Baiyu's joke with their ears, and after Zhao Baiyu finished speaking, the entire special seat carriage couldn't help but laugh even with Sister Gao, and for a while the atmosphere in the carriage was joyful, and the scenery outside was picturesque.

"Okay, that's funny, don't be angry."

Zhao Baiyu looked at Shangguan Xiaoxiao, who was already laughing with some amusement, Shangguan Xiaoxiao turned around and rubbed his smiling face with some cramps and said, "Count you through, where did you hear this, it's too spoofed." ”

Seeing Shangguan Xiaoxiao's mental strength, Zhao Baiyu knew that her injury must be fine, so he said disdainfully: "I have a lot of jokes, so this is where to go." ”

Shangguan Xiaoxiao didn't pester Zhao Baiyu to talk about another one, but said a little slyly: "Is it for the sake of picking up the girl's blood?" ”

Zhao Baiyu said indifferently: "Who am I going to do, I can't finish doing a lot of things all day long." ”

At this time, a beautiful girl of the same age as Shangguan Xiaoxiao in the seat next to the car said: "Sister, don't embarrass your boyfriend, you see that he is handsome, and he took care of you so considerately just now, and when you are angry, he tells you jokes in a different way, how happy you are, I will look at your appearance, your boyfriend is definitely not a half-hearted person, don't worry." ”

Shangguan Xiaoxiao didn't refute after hearing this, but a smug look flashed, then nodded to the girl, sat down again, and then took out a delicate small box from the bag and handed it to Zhao Baiyu and said, "Oh, give it to you." ”

Zhao Baiyu took the box and opened it to see that it was a men's mechanical watch, he didn't know much about watches, but he could also see that this watch should be a famous brand, and the price was expensive.

"Why did you give me this, I don't like to wear watches, I feel a little uncomfortable." Zhao Baiyu took it in his hand and looked at it, then put it back in the box and wanted to push it to Shangguan Xiaoxiao.

Shangguan Xiaoxiao glared at him and said: "You dare to give it back to me, what I gave to others, no one dares not to want it, you just played with the energy in the third realm of the dream demon, causing the two of us to almost be wiped out, there is no concept of time at all, giving you this watch is to let you have a little more concept of time, I have never heard of an inch of time and an inch of gold, besides, where can a man not have a good watch." ”

The last sentence was very quiet, and Zhao Baiyu didn't hear it, because he was wondering if the energy was lost and it didn't seem to have anything to do with the concept of time.

However, after seeing Shangguan Xiaoxiao's murderous eyes, and weighing the stubble that he had just made her angry, Zhao Baiyu still put the watch on his hand with interest.

Seeing that Zhao Baiyu didn't talk nonsense and put on the watch, Shangguan Xiaoxiao snorted with satisfaction, but the little abacus in her heart was only known to the youngest daughter's family.

"Dear passengers, arrive ahead, 'Heyuan Station', passengers who have got off the train, please be ready to get off."

After hearing the broadcast, Zhao Baiyu got up and picked up his backpack and said: "It's finally here, this trip is really not easy, get out of the car and get something to eat first, I was made by those two guys, I haven't eaten anything since I got in the car in the morning, and I'm dying of hunger." ”

Shangguan Xiaoxiao said disdainfully, those free snacks you just got in the car and ate are shit, after thinking about it, I didn't think it was very ladylike, so I didn't say it, but I was a little distressed and thought that I wasn't such a person before, why I have been with this Zhao shamelessly for a long time now, so rude.

After sorting out their belongings, Shangguan Xiaoxiao got up and came to the door with Zhao Baiyu, and the two got out of the car after the car stopped.

After getting out of the car, Zhao Baiyu looked at the beauties who came and went around him, his eyes straightened, and he said that the Sichuan girl was strong enough, and she saw it today.

"Look at your useless look, let's go."

Zhao Baiyu wiped his saliva and said, "Where do we go first?" ”

Shangguan Xiaoxiao put on sunglasses, her aura changed immediately, she was originally a long-haired beauty, she became a fashionista, and she grew up in a wealthy family since she was a child, and cultivated a unique temperament.

With her temperament and appearance, she has also become an existence that other men can't take their eyes off.

"Let's go to my dad's branch in Heyuan City first, I already said hello when I left, and now there should be someone waiting for us outside the station, let's go."