245: Countdown to reincarnation
"That makes sense......" Feng Xiaolazy nodded, reached out and grabbed the grass...... "Ouch! So heavy! ”
"I can't see it! That's why I said this must be something good! Lady boss, look, how much can you charge? Dou Ye rubbed his hands and looked embarrassed, "That, I've wanted to buy a car for a long time." ”
"It's good to think about!" Feng Xiaolazy patted him on the shoulder, and his tone was deep, "Teenagers always have dreams!" ”
"Hehe, I'm not just thinking about it." Dou Ye smiled very humbly, "I'm going to act!" ”
At this time, Feng Xiaolazy had already walked into the supermarket with Dou Ye, walked behind the cash register, picked up the scanner and scanned the very cheerful grass in his hand, and looked up at Dou Ye when he heard the words: "You, you are very thorough!" ”
"Is it really Cordyceps?" Dou Ye's eyes lit up, and his body almost fell on the cash register, he was very excited compared to the grass, "It's so big!" Isn't it worth the money! Isn't it super valuable! ”
"Uh......" Feng Xiaolazy glanced at the screen, "It's not Cordyceps, but this thing is amazing!" Guess what it is? This Nima is called nail grass! Nail grass ...... Lying in the court, where do you have nails? Clears away heat, detoxifies, relieves cough and moistens lungs......"
Douye: ...... Said that the action was thorough? What kind of cordyceps sinensis is a wild weed, bastard!
Feng Xiaolazy flicked the grass that was still writhing with his fingers: "I'll stew it for you?" Maybe it's the same flavor as Wang Laoji. ”
Douye: ...... Lao Tzu wants to buy a car! Who is going to drink Wang Laoji!
Feng Xiaolazy couldn't help but laugh when he looked like he was so desperate. The slightly depressed mood before instantly improved: "Hahaha! This three hundred! How are you going to spend it! ”
"I don't spend ......" Dou Ye stretched out his hand and sighed, "Three hundred is also money!" 50 million also has to be saved up by cent! ”
"Hmmm! Good idea. Feng Xiaolazy threw the nail grass into the drawer and patted three hundred yuan to Dou Ye, "Then this is 30,000 points, not bad!" ”
"Boss lady......" Dou Ye took the money, "By the way, I seem to have seen the fifth place today!" ”
"Fifth place?" Feng Xiaolazy was stunned for a moment, "Why is he here?" ”
"I don't know about this, in fact, I'm not sure, I only see a back." Dou Ye thought about it. "He was the only one at the time. He ran very fast, and there was a lion chasing him behind him. ”
"Nonsense! Can you run fast? Feng Xiaolazy glared at him, "Say something useful!" ”
Dou Ye scratched his head: "No, and then I still want to take a closer look." The lion and he are gone! ”
“…… Also. Fifth place is so powerful. It's sure to be fast! ”
At this moment, a girl with a black face and a gray face ran in and stuffed a mushroom to Feng Xiaolazy: "Hurry up, hurry up!" Take a look at it for me. My freshly picked mushrooms! It's already in the pot, is it poisonous? Ahh It's going to be mushy! I'm going to turn it over first! With that, the girl turned and ran away.
There was only a stupid wind sloth with his hands full of oil and half a mushroom-like thing in the oil, and a sluggish bean man.
"......" What do you think of this Nima! And it's all in the pot, you still ask for yarn! Why don't you finish eating and ask?
Feng Xiaolazy's whole person was not good, and after thinking about it, he put his greasy hand under the scanner and swept it.
Maybe it's because it's too oily, or maybe it's because there's only a small half of a mushroom, and it's a little hard to identify because it's seasoned......
The girl ran back and forth several times, and finally even got up the pot, took a plate of mushrooms and squatted in front of Feng Xiaolazy to wait for her to identify.
The little eyes in those eyes, the wind and the laziness shuddered.
Finally, Didi sounded twice, and the words began to flash on the screen:
Highly toxic! Do not eat!
Feng Xiaolazy breathed a sigh of relief, and when he looked up, he wanted to go back to the girl, and when he looked up, the whole person was stunned again.
The girl was probably too hungry, and the small half of the mushroom was already in her mouth, chewing hard.
"......" Feng Xiaolazy took a deep breath, and had no choice but to say to the girl, "Countdown to reincarnation, ten, nine, eight......"
Girl:......
"Phew!" She groaned wildly, stretched out her fingers to urge vomiting, and finally her eyes were full of tears, and she looked pitifully at Feng Xiaolazi, who was still counting down, "Woo woo, can't you stop yet?" ”
Feng Xiaolazy looked at her with an indifferent face: "Zero...... Point five! Eh, don't pour! Not dead yet! Ouch Wo Chao! You vomited yourself and you lay up on your own? It's disgusting! Douye, there is an antidote to bacterial poison in the medicine area! Give her a sip or two! ”
The girl looked desperate, lying quietly on her vomit, as if she had gone to reincarnation......
"Ahem...... Why don't I get you a bunch of mushroom crispy to eat? Feng Xiaolazy probed and said softly.
Scold! The girl bounced up instantly, pulled off her coat with her backhand, wiped the floor with it, and then stuffed it into the trash can next to Feng Xiaolazi.
A set of movements, smooth, extremely smooth, I feel like I have practiced......
Feng Xiaolazy was stunned, after the girl cleaned up, her eyes lit up, and she casually took the antidote to the fungus and poison that Dou Ye brought and poured it into her mouth, and then jumped in front of Feng Xiaolazy before she could swallow it: "Where's the mushroom crispy?" ”
Feng Xiaolazy silently took out a pack of mushroom crisps from under the table and handed it to her: foodie......
The girl took it, and she didn't dislike her dirty hands, so she tore open the package on the spot and ate it: "Well! Sure enough, shiitake mushrooms are the best! What meat, meat! I'm tired of it! ”
Feng Xiaolazy: "So you just picked the mushrooms casually and couldn't wait to verify them, so you got out of the pot first?" ”
"Oops, verify the same while frying!" The girl's mouth was full of crispy dregs, and she sprayed out as she ate, "Let me tell you, I've been coveting these free-growing shiitake mushrooms for a long time!" If it weren't for no one to identify them, I would have eaten them up a long time ago! ”
"Hmm......" Feng Xiaolazy suddenly remembered someone, "That, girl, let me make a bold guess, are you surnamed Tian?" ”
"Huh? How do you know! The girl's face was shocked, "My name is Tian Tian, my family calls me sweetheart, and my friends call me maltose, you can call me casually." ”
"Then I'll make a bold guess." Feng Xiaolazy asked again, "Are you related to Old Man Tian Erlin?" ”
"Huh? Do you know my second grandfather? Tian Tian's eyes lit up, "My second grandfather is amazing!" You can find food everywhere you go! ”
Wind Lazy: I've seen it...... And he made up a book while eating......
Tian Tian licked the packaging bag around, and threw the clean packaging bag into the trash: "Hey, if my second grandfather is again, I will have a lot of shiitake mushrooms to eat." (To be continued.) )