The car drove halfway, Zhang Xiaoshuai suddenly mentioned yì, it is better to eat something and then go home, the two of them had eaten before they went out, but just now it was singing and fighting for a long time, and the little food in the stomach had already been digested, so the two hit it off with a bird, and happily entered a seemingly very prosperous desert roast sheep restaurant on the side of the road - ◢ with ◢ dream ◢ small ◢ said Щщшlā

The two ordered a lot of things in a mess, and also ordered a piece of lamb chops of more than five catties, and by the way, they also ordered a platter of peanuts and edamame for the Night Hades, although the little girl in charge of ordering looked average, but her smile was sweet, especially when she smiled with her eyebrows and eyes, there were two deep pear vortices on her cheeks, very sweet and lovely, I don't know why, Zhang Xiaoshuai always felt that this little girl was a little familiar, until the third time when people came over with a plate to serve the food, she finally asked tentatively:

"Beauty, you studied in xx middle school in junior high school, right?"

The little girl nodded stunned, Zhang Xiaoshuai is young and handsome, and his instruments are extraordinary, if he comes to eat by himself, she will definitely fantasize about it, is this talking to herself, but he is also leading a goddess-level beauty together, no matter how stinky she is, she also knows that she is incomparable with the goddess.

Seeing that she really graduated from xx middle school, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but stroke his palms and laughed:

"Beauty, do you remember the boy who was punished for kissing you in the grove in junior high school?"

"Could it be...... Are you the ...... back then?"

The little girl's face turned red, and she stammered a little when she spoke, saying that this handsome guy was really talking to herself? When she was in junior high school, she didn't understand anything, and some things had long been forgotten, but Zhang Xiaoshuai was so handsome, it was said that if she had anything to do with him, she shouldn't forget it!

Don't...... Could it be that he has plastic surgery? It is said that there are not a few men who have plastic surgery, cutting double eyelids, padding a high nose bridge, and tattooing eyelash lines, these are the most popular new trends in plastic surgery today!

I have to say, girl. It's really sick when the brain hole is too big! It must be cured, otherwise it will be terminally ill, but it will die!

Zhang Xiaoshuai scratched his head, rarely showing a little shyness (fog).

"Not bad...... I was the one who snitched at the time! ”

"Poof————"

It is rare to have always paid attention to table manners. There were also times when a mouthful of tea sprayed all over the table on the spot, and Sensei said that it was her, and even Lord Hades was stuck in his throat with a peanut shell, and he coughed vigorously, so that the hairs on the back of his neck stood up.

"You ————"

The little girl looked confused. It seems that I don't know how to react at all, so what kind of routine is this? On such an occasion, in such a situation, how should she respond if he suddenly mentions such a thing? Did you spray him to death with a mouthful of salt soda on the spot? Or do you say softly and politely, it's okay, I've forgotten about it?

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Flip the table! Can't life be less routine and more sincere? It's just too Nima cheating!

"I'm sorry, I was ignorant at that time, I did a lot of bastard things, and I always wanted to apologize to you, and I happened to meet you today. I can finally say I'm sorry to you in person. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai's sincere apology did not get the same response, the little girl ran away with a painful face (there are no eggs, they all want to borrow an egg to hurt), seeing Zhang Xiaoshuai's face full of satisfaction, as if he could finally look at him, Ye Jinghong's eyes twitched, and it was easy to control the urge to slap him under the table, and barely stopped coughing:

"Are you too idle to do? If you want people to add ingredients to your dishes in the back kitchen, just say that you will offend the waiter at this time. Are you craving saliva chicken? Or do you want to eat roast lamb with saliva? ”

(╬ ̄皿 ̄)=○#( ̄#)3 ̄)

Zhang Xiaoshuai looked innocent, blinking with big eyes.

"Jinghong, are you jealous? Don't do that, I don't mean anything else to her. You have to trust me! ”(っ‘▽`)っ

I'm sure you're xx oo! I'll eat vinegar! This guy has a sick brain, right? Ye Jinghong was speechless, she really felt that saying a word to him was an insult to her IQ, and she didn't know if the lack of heart and eyes would be contagious, so she had to isolate the tableware and disinfect it separately when she went home. If a fool is infected, wouldn't she be in danger too?

"Master, may I ask something?"

The Night Hades King weakly raised a paw, because he was in a box, he was not afraid of being heard, so the former mountain lord was fortunate not to be deprived of the right to speak.

Zhang Xiaoshuai sandwiched a peanut and threw it into his mouth, and replied calmly:

"Say!"

Lord Hades stretched out his claws and grabbed his gorgeous (self-righteous) feathers, and said bitterly:

"What's inside, can I ask for a change of owner?"

The master is too stupid, is it swollen? When his subordinates were simply embarrassed, I asked for a change of master, there were no specific requirements, as long as I wasn't stupid.

"No, unless"

Zhang Xiaoshuai paused, and saw that the Hades King of the Dark Night instantly pricked up his ears (birds actually have ears, but whether they can be erected, I don't know), and couldn't help but smile slightly:

"Let's die and reincarnate! I don't have any interest in your afterlife. ”

Fall! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

What a fart reincarnation! Your grandson won't die if he dies, okay? Wrong wrong! The Night Hades King couldn't help but hate and think, where did such a shameless guy come from, such a perverted person, he should be orphaned! Otherwise, is there still a heavenly reason?

…………………………………………….

Facing a large pot of spicy crayfish in front of him, Ye Jinghong twitched the corner of his eyes and said in amazement:

"How can there be spicy crayfish in a place that sells roast lamb?"

Anyway, how divided is this boss? That's not how you learn from all the best, right? It's not a routine at all, right? Can spicy crayfish and grilled lamb chops really be eaten together? She reads a lot, no one should try to deceive her!

Zhang Xiaoshuai sighed, rolled up his sleeves with his hands and feet, and by the way, he deliberately took out a small plate and put it in front of the King of Hades in the dark night.

"Shhhh At this time, I still ask if there is any, is it interesting? It's already in front of you, so hurry up and eat it while it's hot! It's said to be wild, so it's delicious! ”

Ye Jinghong picked up a crayfish with some doubts, tasted it carefully, it actually tasted good, it seems that although the store is a little messy, the chef hired is still good.

"In other words, what is the difference between wild crayfish and farmed crayfish?" (； －_－)

Zhang Xiaoshuai said while eating:

"The farmed ones grew up eating antibiotics, and the wild ones are polluted by heavy metal precipitation, and the key depends on your tolerance."

Ye Jinghong: "......" (‵o′) convex

If you don't want me to eat it, just say it! What does it mean to be so disgusting? Having said that, the ghost can eat it, right?

Zhang Xiaoshuai (ghost): Eat a lot and eat ing...... (^_-)d

Night Hades (Ghost): Chewing special chewing ...... b(-_^)

Ye Jinghong: "......" m(-_-)m defeated!

Why the hell am I eating with two snake spirits? I want to go home! I want to go home! I want to go home! Ahh!!h ('▽′)Ψ(To be continued.) )