Chapter 001: Don't send me a secret wave
As the saying goes, three points of appearance and seven points of dress, there will be ten talents, Shanbao is ten points of appearance and seven points of dress, and then there will be three points of beggars.
The six-petal melon skin hat tore five petals, the new blue shirt was rubbed with the ash at the bottom of the pot, the slender jade fingernails were filled with mud, the soft shoes of Nadi were cut with a knife, and the maid Jinse was unsightly behind the graffiti on her face, and she wanted to clip a few vegetable leaves in her teeth, but this thought was disgusted to herself first, and she had no choice but to give up.
Such a loser is just to avoid the bandit Hu Haijiao, and there are so many wives in that house that they are about to crush his Tianmen Village, but they are still happy to rob sixteen or seventeen-year-old women like Shanbao.
Shanbao felt that he was foolproof after disguising himself as a woman, and looked at his cousin Li Qingzhao in twos and twos.
"How?" Shanbao asked Li Qingzhao.
The man wears a graceful figure...... Li Qingzhao pinched his fat double chin and thought for a long time: "It's not like a man, but it's not like a woman either." ”
Not a man or a woman? Shanbao didn't think of the concept of shemales, but he thought of eunuchs, and thought that some of Hu Haijiao's orientations were very clear, and what he liked was-
A, woman.
B, pretty woman.
C, a beautiful young woman.
To sum up, it is safe for him to be neither male nor female, so he gladly accepted his appearance of neither being male nor female, called the maid Jinse, took his mother to leave the carriage and horse shop on the side of the road, mixed with the refugees who flocked to the outside of the gate due to the flooding of the Yellow River, all the way to the north, and finally came to Lei Gong Town at the foot of Changqing Mountain after several twists and turns.
She is not a refugee, a month ago she was still the daughter of the Shanjia Doctor in Jinan, Shandong, because the son of the former prime minister fell in love with him, the house slave Ruan Lang killed the powerful by mistake in order to protect her, and the murder paid for the life, and the person who killed the powerful was afraid that he would have to repay the life of the whole family, although the prime minister was a disarming and returning to the field, but the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse, and the family had to run overnight, and the poplar defense officials who bought the imperial court to ban the customs were able to get out, but they encountered the bandit Hu Haijiao, and his father Shanxia and Ruan Lang did not know where to go, Shanbao and his mother Heshi and maid Jinse and cousin Li Qingzhao arrived safely in Lei Gong Town, Shanxia has a sworn brother Zhu Lao Liu here, according to the previous agreement, they came to Zhu Lao Liu first, and waited for the arrival of Shanxi.
However, looking at the street, it is not the local abundant mallet, but the half-aged wearing red and green, the charm still exists, the charm remains, and the charm does not survive, with a big red flower inserted in the sideburns, which is the professional identity of the local matchmaker.
Shanbao felt that the matchmakers were all capable people who watched and listened to all directions, so he blocked a person dressed up and said, "Auntie, I want to ask where the head of the Lu Gang of the Gang of the Gang Zhu Lao Liu's family lives?" ”
The matchmaker moaned/groaned without illness and shook the mandarin duck playing in the water in her hand, looked her up and down, and grinned: "What pigs and sheep are seven, I don't know, but I know that the grandfather of the ancestral family, that is, the head of the staff is going to marry the head of the grandmother, look at the girl, you have clear eyebrows and good character, where is the house?" How old is it? Can there be a match? Why don't I be the matchmaker for you? ”
Shanbao straightened the torn melon skin hat on his head, tugged at the blue shirt full of holes, and said in surprise: "You can see this? ”
The matchmaker twisted the bucket waist into the wind and swinged the willows, and the old acquaintance brushed her with a handkerchief, and laughed: "Do women dress up as men, if any man can be handsome like you, I am willing to stick it upside down, see girl, you are not a local, you must have come here from afar to dress like this for fear of encountering the bandit Hu Haijiao." ”
Shanbao took a step back and said in shock: "You know this! ”
The matchmaker smiled even more presumptuously, and was very proud of herself for seeing through each other one after another: "Hu Haijiao specializes in robbing women, if a beautiful girl like you is seen by him, it will be even more difficult to escape, why don't I tell you the matchmaker, the grandfather of the ancestral family is famous, so as to keep you safe and sound." ”
I didn't hear what I wanted to ask, but I heard the matchmaker keep making noise, and Shanbao ran back to his mother as if he was running away.
"How? Do you have any questions? Hirsch grabbed the package, and the only money in it was all their belongings.
Shanbao shook his head: "That aunt doesn't know, it seems that the sixth uncle is not as famous here as he said." ”
Heshi scolded softly: "Don't talk about the elders behind your back, since you are famous, it is not strange that some people don't know." ”
She accentuated the word "small", pulled her daughter to continue to inquire, and coincidentally met a gang from the Lu Gang and took them to Zhu Laoliu's house, and happened to meet Zhu Laoliu who was holding the old dark horse at the door.
"Are you...... Good sister-in-law? ”
"Are you...... Old six brothers! ”
Seeing each other, they were very cordial, but looking at the embarrassed appearance of the He's family, Zhu Laoliu was puzzled: "What are you?" ”
Hirsch smiled: "It's a long story. ”
Since the conversation was long, Zhu Lao Liu hurriedly invited a few people to his home.
Wife Cui and son Zhu Yinghao saw Zhu Lao Liu, all three steps and two steps to meet up, today Zhu Lao Liu got up early and said to go to the ancestral house, recently because of the branch head re-election Cui and Zhu Yinghao are also worried about him, hurriedly asked: "Why did you come back?" ”
Zhu Laoliu did not answer, but pointed sideways to Shanbao's mother and daughter and introduced: "This is my wife and daughter who worship my righteous brother and eldest brother." ”
Cui Shi found a few unkempt people outside the door, she was afraid that poor relatives would come to the door, these years, life is difficult, so the neighbor Zhang Lao Ghost said that even if he lends his daughter-in-law to others, he will not borrow money.
Zhu Yinghao came over, circled around Shanbao, his mouth was slugging, his mouth was about to reach the root of his ears, people relied on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, Shanbao's sloppiness was very different from what Zhu Lao Liu said before.
"You're Bao'er!"
Shanbao secretly thought that this position was just right for slapping him, but he was about to ask for something, so he didn't dare to do it.
"You might as well call me Shanbao."
Zhu Yinghao was so emotional, because Zhu Lao Liu said that he had set up a baby kiss with Shanxi for him and Shanbao, but he had already gotten along with Zhang Cuilan from the paper shop in the town.
Cui's frowns, politely with He's met, a few people entered Zhu's house, the guest sat down, Zhu Lao Liu asked He's mother and daughter if they came all the way here, and how they looked like this, because the good family is a big family in Shandong, Shanbao's father Shanxi, known as the miracle doctor, used the art of Qihuang to earn a huge family business, more than 100 male maids and maids, He's noble is his wife, and he is precious as a young lady, in addition to eating enough to support them to dress up as beggars, another reason is that they are down.
Hirsch cried before he could speak, telling that it was a change in his family.
After saying a paragraph, Zhu Laoliu sighed.
Cui's face was full of fear, first offended the prime minister, and then stole over the poplar defense, and was punished for both crimes, almost the nine clans of Zhulian, and took in the mother and daughter of the good family.
"We ......"
"We are here to consummate the marriage of Bao'er and another son."
Without waiting for Cui Shi to refuse with "We are also having a hard time", Hirsch said this sentence abruptly.
Get married?
At that time, his father set a doll for himself Shanbao knew, but his father said that if she didn't agree to this matter, she would give up, of course Shanbao didn't agree, and the Zhu Yinghao in front of him ...... Shanbao thought about how to describe him.
Ugly is not ugly, Jun is not handsome, how can he give Shanbao a feeling quite uncomfortable, where his eyes pass must be devastated, not sharp, but blunt, belongs to the kind of simple-minded and well-developed limbs, not chic and not elegant, no calm and no wisdom, and Shanbao saw the heroes in the stories of the rivers and lakes, so suddenly rose, shouted: "......"
"I disagree!" Before she could shout, Zhu Yinghao had already made a decision.
It's really the same thing that the hero sees, Shanbao breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Zhu Yinghao gratefully.
The guy glared: "Don't send me a secret autumn wave, I already have a heart." ”
The tea in Shanbao's mouth almost squirted out, and he immediately closed his eyes.
Syllable!
Zhu Lao Liu slapped the old elm table: "Bastard!" ”
Shanbao shook, the tea overflowed and scalded the back of his hand, and he hurriedly rubbed it on his body, the dirt faded, and his bare white skin instantly appeared.
Cui's was busy playing a round for his baby son: "If you have something to say, the guests are here." ”
Zhu Laoliu said angrily: "Marriage events have always been the words of the matchmaker at the behest of the parents. ”
Cui's also faked his help: "We are from a small family, and we are considered to have climbed high, but you are not happy." ”
At this point, He's immediately sat up straight, neither humble nor arrogant: "Don't say who climbs whom, there are causes and consequences in the past, and the sixth brother saved the life of my master, and he should repay his kindness." ”
Is this time still noble? Shanbao looked at his mother in disbelief.
"I just don't agree, Cuilan and I are in love, and his father also said that after we got married, the paper shop was mine."
Zhu Yinghao's expression made it clear that the paper shop in the bucket room had become an international chain.
Zhu Laoliu heard the words, his self-esteem was frustrated, and he pointed to his nose: "I am still a dignified leader." ”
Zhu Yinghao pursed his lips, and his heart couldn't say anything.
Shanbao but a face of admiration, she thought that the head of the ginseng is like what Emei, Kongtong, Shaolin and so on, majestic, but I don't know, the real majesty is the head of the head of the ancestor Baishou, these distribution of the head of the ginseng is just with a group of people to put the mountain, prestige, skills, but not much, in Lei Gong Town, ginseng mining, trading are Zu Baishou in the control, his surname is Zu, some people say that he is the ancestor of this line, not to mention this line, Lei Gong Town's medicinal material business is also monopolized by him, like Zhu Laoliu such a leader, can only maintain a family's food and clothing, unless the back is backed by Zu Baishou.
Zhu Lao Liu's words changed: "This marriage, Brother Shan's words before said that he was drunk and couldn't be taken seriously, and he also passed the ruler to apologize, and suddenly mentioned ......"
He already understood that this was a refusal to marry, and it was a matter of course, so he could only be disappointed: "Then wait for my master to come, and your brother will discuss it." ”
Cui Shi grabbed the words: "There is no need to discuss again, it's not that we fell into the ground, after all, the good brother he hesitated, and the hero and Cuilan were also happy, the marriage was over, if the eldest brother is to blame in the future, I will take the blame." ”
Shanbao suddenly turned his head to look at her, and his face was full of astonishment: "Guilty of Jing? ”
Cui's face was full of seriousness: "Yes." ”
Shanbao asked, "You? ”
Cui Shi was still very serious: "It's me." ”
Shanbao remembered the allusion of the guilt of Jing Xiangru, Lian Po went to Lin Xiangru to ask for guilt with Jing Tiao on his bare body, and suddenly there was such a picture in his mind: Cui's upper body was exposed with a fat white flower, and a bundle of dry firewood was carried behind him......
The others didn't hear her at all, but Shanbao was uncomfortable, rubbing the back of his hand against his hot cheek.