15 My land hears me babbling
The Taklamakan Desert is located in the center of the Tarim Basin in southern Xinjiang and is the largest desert in Asia. The entire desert is about 1,000 kilometers long from east to west and 400 kilometers wide from north to south, covering an area of 330,000 square kilometers. There is very little precipitation, and there is not much evaporation when it lands. The warm temperate arid desert has a maximum temperature of 67.2 °C, a temperature difference of more than 40 °C between day and night, and an average daily temperature of more than 30 °C in summer. The plants here are poplars, poplars or poplars...... Well, in fact, there are things like camel thorns, but Populus euphratica is more representative.
And under this scorching desert, I don't know how deep it is, but in a very deep place, there is a city, there are no bustling buildings and so on in the city, only intricate passages and gray metal walls, this is a hidden, secluded, empty gray city.
At this moment, in the middle of the city, a huge square that was specially dug up with great effort and labor, a ...... Huh? Machine qì people? Well, a man was speaking on a platform with several anti-swastika flags and eagle flags behind it, and next to him stood a Nazi non-commissioned officer with wrinkled skin, pale yellow hair, wearing a gray-blue uniform, diagonal shoulder straps, leather gloves, leather boots, an iron cross on his chest, an eagle emblem and a swastika armband on his left arm. How to say it, it's very Nazi at first glance.
The man was about 3 meters tall, with a large, metallic, human-like body, a greenish energy stove on his chest, and a glass cover at the head, and inside the glass cover was a human head - a split head, a round face, a mustache - Adolf Hitler!
(PS: For some reason, this image always reminds me of Buzz Lightyear.) Aside from Bass's big white teeth, it's almost the same shape. )
The resurrected Führer has a tube stuck in his nose, looking like a sick person, but the current Führer is not the original weak human being, but a steel transformation man who has been combined with Ji Qì!
Standing below the Führer, closest to the Führer was a neat queue of soldiers, also dressed in Nazi uniforms. They were armed with spears and short swords around their waists, each wearing gas masks, but the purple-black rotten skin could be seen through the little gap between their necks, and it was a group of zombie soldiers!
There were only a thousand zombie soldiers in number, but behind the zombie soldiers stood a large group of people: tattered bodies, large mouths dripping with salivation, various clothes on their bodies, blank eyes, grunts of unknown meaning from time to time, and unconsciously waved their hands and feet...... This is a 'real' zombie army.
The zombie troops didn't have much formation, they just barely kept together, but there were a lot of them, and there were tens of thousands of people at a rough glance!
"(German) Doctor, is this our troops?" The Führer twisted his body slightly (his head could not move) and asked Dr. Joseph Menger, who was still standing next to him in human form, "Is that all?" ”
"(German) answer the great Führer." Dr. Joseph Menger first raised his right hand and gave a Nazi salute to the Führer, "Yes, for a long time, only these troops survived. But Führer, believe in our strength, our troops are absolutely the strongest in the world. Tong guò analyzes the super soldiers created by alien technology, they do not need to eat, they do not need to rest, they are not afraid of pain, they are not afraid of the cold and heat, they are disciplined, they are absolutely loyal, and they are immortal. Dr. Joseph Menger pointed to the zombie troops, "and these zombie units can create more soldiers by guò bites - although the new soldiers cannot command them - but they will not harm us, but will only attack our enemies." ”
The doctor slammed his feet and saluted again: "According to the plan, the outside world should have been completely conquered by our troops, and now we are invincible!" It's invincible! People are waiting for the salvation of the Great Leader! And ......"
In the middle of speaking, a zombie soldier suddenly came running from afar and whispered a few words in the doctor's ear.
The Doctor walked up to the Führer and said, "Report to the Führer, the soldiers report that those suspicious people are here again, and they may have discovered this place." ”
The Führer replied to the Doctor: "Let's go and destroy them, then—wage war, exterminate the inferior races, and create a perfect world where only the Germanic people remain!" ”
He took a few steps forward and said to all the people in the square:
"Soldiers, we stand here today! Standing on our last land, this is by no means the end for us!
In front of me, standing is a people, a people groaning in absolute death! But are we going to surrender like that? No! We will never surrender, we are Germanic people who will never admit defeat! We are the greatest people in the world! It is a nation that will never fall!
It is true that the Germanic people have failed in history, but we have all stood up. Germany was occupied by the French and the British, who hung their flags over Berlin, thinking that they could break our fighting spirit and break our souls. They were wrong! We are fighters, fearless Germanic people!
If one day, I, Adolf Hitler, died under the German flag, I would go into heaven with a smile. I
I can walk up to the great Frederick the Great with my head held high, and I can proudly say to him: I, your descendants, have not disgraced you, I shed my last drop of blood for the great Germany!
We unite in the name of freedom! Fight for a new, fair world! Fight for freedom! Fight for those who enslaved us to get out of the land of the Germans! Fight because we don't need to shout and protest all day! Fight for our dignity! Fight for our promises!
Fight for the liberation of this world! Germans, we fight for the glory of our ancestors! For our children and grandchildren to be able to proudly proclaim: we are fighting from the Germanic people who do not give in!
Long live my compatriots, my people! Freedom, long live!"
"Long live the people! Freedom, long live! Hooray, Führer! Banzai! Banzai! ”
The zombie soldiers and the Doctor in the audience raised their right hands at the same time, shouting "Hurrah!" to Hitler's fanatical shouts. ", in response to Hitler's speech. The loud sound seemed to break through the limitations of the rocky sand and rushed into the universe, and even the zombie army without intelligence let out a louder roar. At this point, there is only one word that can be used to describe these people—fanatics.
In the midst of a heart-warming "long live" sound, the Führer stepped off the stage, and the zombies/zombies consciously made way for the Führer. The Führer made his way through the forces of the living dead and headed for the exit of the underground plaza, followed by the Doctor, followed by the Zombie Army and the Zombie Army.
"Germanic peoples. Let's save the world. ”
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【Taklamakan Desert, an oasis】
It's somewhere in the desert, and there's a water source here, so there's a small oasis. The oasis is home to low bushes and poplar trees, as well as desert creatures – antelopes, wild boars, lynxes, Tarim rabbits.
At this time, the oasis welcomed a new guest, five desert off-road vehicles, carrying all kinds of supplies, and there are white cloths hanging on the back of the cars. There were three people sitting in each car, led by Hirata, Ye Ke and Jerry.
With a "bang", Jerry's car stopped next to the water source, and the off-road vehicles that followed behind also stopped one after another. As soon as the animals saw the convoy, they all ran away, and the three of them got out of the car, all wearing expedition suits and water bottles hanging from their waists, and walked towards the water source.
"Hirata, does this really work?" Ye Ke poured water into the kettle and said to Hirata, "We've been wandering here for almost a week, just going to a different oasis every day...... I'm a little out of confidence. ”
"That's right, Hirata." Jerry also said, the kettle in his hand was full, "Did we find the wrong one?" Is it possible that it is not here? ”
"Well, who knows." Hirata said, "Because there's no other way." ”
The three of them fetched water, walked to the car together, and took out dry food to eat. The rest of the people also returned from the water source, and walked towards the car one after another, and also took out dry food to eat. They split into two groups and each ate and chatted together. The total number of people in this operation was 15, and in addition to the three people of Ping Yejie, there were 4 American commandos, 3 guides and 5 PLA officers.
The operation began with information obtained from Randall, and after excavating the company's documents, a group of experts finally determined that the location was the Taklamakan Desert. Since the operation was on Chinese territory, in order not to cause misunderstanding, the operation became an 'international operation' led by the United Nations, and the Chinese interim government was invited to participate as well, forming an international mixed expedition.
Although Hirata and Ye Ke have always claimed to be Chinese superpowers, they have been acting for the Americans for a while, so they and Jerry are neutral people from the 'United Nations' this time. Although the world has been ruined, since the invention of vaccines, countries around the world have begun to exercise sovereignty, and Sino-US relations are more troublesome, so it is still convenient to be neutral at this time.
Hirata leaned back in the car, nibbling on dry cakes with water while observing his surroundings. Their action here is as simple as navigating the oases to see if they can run into enemies. It's a very random thing, but there is no way, there is too little information, so I can only use this stupid method.
Just as everyone was resting, the two PLA soldiers in charge of vigilance suddenly rushed towards Hirata, nervous and excited mixed: "Mr. Hirata, someone is coming, and we seem to be surrounded." As he spoke, he handed the binoculars to Hirata.
Hirata took the binoculars and looked in the direction they were pointing: the ground not far away had risen strangely from the ground, revealing a passageway, and groups of zombies in tattered clothes ran out of the passage with a scream, smelling like they had eaten Xuanmai and rushed towards the team. And in the other three directions, groups of zombies also rushed towards them, ambushing on all sides, and they were surrounded before they knew it!
"I'll go! It turns out that their troops are zombies! Hirata said in astonishment.
"Show me." Ye Ke took the binoculars and looked at it, and the zombies were already very close in her field of vision, "It's true!" No wonder they were able to hide for so long without being discovered, it turned out to be a unit of the living dead. ”
"And what are they doing when they come out now?" Jerry put down his binoculars and said, "We've been here several times, why are you only coming out now?" ”
"I guess they think it's time." Hirata sneered, and took out a long knife from the back seat of the car (in order to save spiritual power, they specially brought a few knives out), "Maybe they think the world is messed up enough, and it's time to come out and clean up the mess." ”
"But they picked the wrong opponent." Ye Ke also sneered, and reached out to draw two guns from under his ribs (the same goes for Hirata and Tian), "We are not soft persimmons. ”
The rest of the people also drew their weapons and prepared to fight the zombies.
The zombie troops were still advancing, and after a while, they emerged from the sand dunes in all directions, and Hirata was about to open fire when they found that the zombies' footsteps stopped.
Then there is a neatly dressed, masked zombie army stepping out of the zombie horde, and the zombies automatically make way for these people. They also stopped at the edge of the sand dunes and stood along the edge, and behind these regular troops, a tall figure finally appeared surrounded by corpses—the Führer appeared!
The appearance of the mechanical head brought a commotion in the team, but how to say that these are also people who have experienced the sea of corpses and blood, the commotion lasted for a short time and then disappeared, and they gathered around Hirata, and the team formed a ring of defense.
However, there are still people who are not too calm.
"I'm XXXXXXX coming! Führer, is Führer! The Führer is resurrected! ”
As soon as the Führer appeared, Hirata was not calm, and the knife in his excited hand was unstable. Ye Ke next to him touched him with his elbow when he saw him like this: "What's wrong with you?" It's just a machine, and there's only one head left to look at him like that, so you can't be scared, right? ”
"What do you know, the Führer——, Führer is the idol of my generation!"
“what?”
Hirata also wanted to explain to Ye Ke, and at this time the Führer spoke.
"It's a gift from heaven. It's been a long time since my soldiers have tasted blood! ”
But this sentence is in the ears of everyone in the team:
"(Chinese) eggs are so good. Stalin Franklin dared to be strong X my sister and my sister-in-law! ”
"Stupid people (in German), those who hindered the rise of the Third Reich must die! Be our sacrifice! ”
Of course, this sentence is something else in the ears of everyone in the team:
"(Chinese) It's good to do Billy, the sister-in-law of the egg Xiaohuang never X your dad is just X good! Give me Mulan's scum! ”
Everyone: "......"
A subtle feeling.
"Whew...... ...... "Hirata gasped, fine beads of sweat broke out on his head, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face, as if he had just returned from the sage. "Drink, finally heard the original Führer Chinese...... Sure enough, level ten...... Aha! That's enough for me to blow for a year! ”
After listening to the Führer's speech, Ye Ke's whole person was not good: "Your idol ...... Sure enough, it lives up to its name...... Can...... Can...... Why don't I feel a trace of sadness, but I still want to laugh! 【Hyogo North】
Hahaha, the Führer Saigao!
After everyone chatted (mainly the Führer was talking), Hirata said: "Okay guys, today I want to get the achievement [Angry Slash Führer], everyone cheer up, don't be afraid, this number of zombies and Xiao Ye and I can get it." ”
Ye Ke: "Pay attention to what you say!" Who is Xiaoye! ”
Hirata smiled and ignored her. Drawing his sword, he prepared the cavalry company to charge. At this time, the People's Liberation Army, which was in charge of reconnaissance, leaned over and said to Hirata Yansù: "Mr. Hirata, I know your feelings, but I think it's better for us to leave." The number of zombies is much more than that, and they are still coming out of the passages. ”
Hearing this, Hirata raised his binoculars and looked into the distance, although there were Führers blocking their view, but they could still see through the gap, and there were countless zombies coming behind them.
"! It turned out to be stalling for time! I'm afraid that the number is more than 10,000. Hirata immediately made a decision, threw the long knife back to the car, stretched out his hand to beckon Xiao Hei, and said to everyone, "Get in the car, get in the car, this wave is not rigid, I will open the way for you." The wind is tight, and it is! ”
"Order! (Yes,sir! A large group of people went back to their cars, ready to break out.
The head of state not far away saw that these people were about to run, waved his big hand, and immediately ordered: "Come to Hebei Province!" (Charge the whole army!) )”
…… No, I can't help but laugh, let me laugh for a while. Hahahahahahaha! Ahh Führer's favorite, Führer's favorite! The Führer is a lovely kohlrabi! Hahahaha! Führer, I love you more and more~\(≧▽≦)/~
Gollum, poof...... Choked on drinking water...... Ahem, let's move on. (Yan sù)
The convoy started its engines, and the zombies rushed towards them from the dunes - it was really galloping, and they could fly with wings, because the speed was so fast that it completely exceeded the other zombies they had ever seen, and it could be said that each one was a zombie Bolt. Dr. Joseph Menger is a Nazi mad scientist who not only created zombie classes, but also played various versions.
The locomotive drove towards the edge of the desert at a galloping speed, heading straight for the zombies just past - this direction has the fewest zombies, and it can also stay away from the Führer, who is not easy to mess with at first glance.
"Get our guys out of here! Let's do a good job! ”
At Hirata's order, the white cloth covering the back of the car was ripped off, revealing the M134 Gatling rapid-fire machine gun.
The M134 Gatling rapid-fire machine gun uses a 7.62 mm ammunition rapid-fire machine gun (minigun) with a maximum rate of fire of up to 6,000 rounds per minute. Developed from the on-board M61Al Vulcan 6-barrel rapid-fire cannon, electrically driven, operated by a single crew, any non-heavily armored object within a hundred meters will be penetrated. Nickname: The Terminator.
"I've been waiting for this day for a long time." Ye Ke stood on the car, aimed at the zombies around him and pulled the trigger with a wild smile, "Give this king!" Aha! ”
"Suddenly! Sudden Sudden Sudden Sudden ...... "X5
The Gatlings in the other cars also started to move, rushing out in an arrow formation. Hirata's cars are in the front, they are the arrows, responsible for opening the way, and the other four cars are separated from the left and right, responsible for blocking the zombies rushing from both sides.
In addition to Gatling, the car was equipped with a lot of other things: not to mention machine guns, various grenades, and a number of bazookas...... In short, every car is a powder keg. One person is responsible for driving, one person is responsible for manipulating Gatling, and one person is responsible for setting off fireworks, and they are happy to fight zombies in close cooperation.
"Get in the way of our scum! Come to Hebei Province for me! Come to Hebei Province! ”
The Führer scolded angrily, a group of people couldn't stop a few cars, he really wanted to go up and kill Hirata and his party in person, but they didn't come to his side. It's useless to stare and be anxious, and in the end you can only sprinkle the fire on yourself.
The sound of explosions continued one after another, and the smell of gunpowder was pungent to the nostrils. Although the firepower is very fierce, but there are also a lot of zombies, and the convoy only blocked their pace before colliding with the zombies head-on, and failed to eliminate them, the car is still advancing, and there will always be close combat if it goes on like this, which is not good.
"Hmph, it's up to me at this point." Hirata stood on the front cover of the car, his body was half-prostrate, his hand was holding the hilt of the knife, he snorted a few times in his nose, and looked ahead, the encirclement in front of him was already very thin, and he was only one last hit. "Attention teams, shrink the formation, follow us, I'm going to zoom in!"
"Desolation—Green Darkness Fury Slash!"
Several black arc-shaped sword qi shot out from the Hirata's sword, and the zombies in front of him were cut off layer by layer like cutting wheat, and in an instant, Hirata opened a large avenue in front of the convoy that was enough for five cars to run in parallel, and there was only one step left, and he escaped!
The breach was in front of them, everyone rushed out at full speed, and the zombies seemed to be aware of the severity of the problem, and they rushed over one after another with a howl, and then they were killed and blown up piece by piece.
"Captain! We don't have enough ammunition! I can't hold it anymore! At this time, the shooters in one of the cars shouted at Hirata, and the shooters in the other cars also shouted at Hirata almost at the same time.
"Me too, ammunition is running out!"
"The grenades are gone! What to do?! ”
"Damn, just a little bit." Hirata who withdrew from the car cursed secretly, it made him feel like he was dying. After slashing that blow, his body issued a warning, his whole body was depleted, his muscles and bones were sore, and it was difficult to move even once.
"I said Ye Ke, you have to think of a way, I have no tricks!"
"Don't worry, I've already left a hand, just waiting for this moment."
Ye Ke turned on his horsepower, used up the last bit of Gatling's ammunition, and then lost all the machine gun grenades and bazookas, and reached out and pulled out the ShockandAwe from under his ribs. It turned out that she had summoned [Thousand Bloods] out of nowhere, and she had completed the upgrade, so she could make a big splash at this time.
"Let's change the way we play." Ye Ke opened his arms left and right, and pointed his gun at the zombies rushing from the side, "You guys hold the front, just leave it to me left and right." ”
The formation changed, and Jerry drove back to the back of the line, and the other four cars drove to the front. Ye Ke stood on the body and laughed wildly, firing left and right with two guns in his hands.
"Haha, guests, it's barrage time again!"
Patches of fog bombs shoot out in a fan-shaped direction, with the same effect as the last time at Randall—penetration, penetration, penetration, explosion, explosion, explosion. The zombies were powerless to advance now, and they were bombarded back with a shot just after they got closer, and then they were blown to pieces with a ticket of zombies. Ye Ke single-handedly achieved the effect of four Gatlings!
"Leave you, guys!"
With Ye Ke's strong fire support, the convoy successfully broke out of the encirclement, and Ye Ke was so tired that he lay down in the car with Pingtian. Although the zombies are still chasing, Bolt can't outrun the car. In the end, the convoy departed in style under the gaze of tens of thousands of zombies, leaving only five resentful black dots and disappearing on the horizon.
This grudge naturally refers to the Führer: "(German) bastards, you rice buckets!" Tens of thousands of soldiers chased and killed a few people, and let the other party kill more than 2,000 and run away! Eater! Rubbish! The Führer stomped his feet angrily, and his big hands waved in the air, eager to send these rice buckets to the gallows and hang them.
"Great Führer, you discourage." At the critical moment, the doctor came out to speak. After saluting, he said to the Führer, "Although we let them run, it has nothing to do with the overall situation. There are not many soldiers left in the world anymore, and our troops are dozens of times larger than the enemy! Hundreds of times! And we also have a secret weapon, which was developed under the leadership of the Great Führer. Just activate it and we'll rule the world in no time! ”
"So what are you waiting for!" The head of the state vented for a while, calmed down and regained his composure. Hearing the Doctor say this, he immediately ordered, "Dr. Joseph Menger, now I give you the right to unleash a secret weapon. Please do your best to ...... No, now. Activate it now and let the world know how powerful the Germans were! ”
"Yes! Your Excellency, Great Führer! Dr. Menger saluted, then shouted.
"Long live the Führer! Banzai! Hooray! ”
The surrounding zombie troops also raised their right hands and shouted:
"Hooray! Banzai! Hooray! ”
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ps: The zombie troops were not dispatched during the siege of the convoy, but the zombie troops were dispatched. The zombie army here is the equivalent of the Führer's personal guard, and the protection of the Führer is the first priority. After all, the Führer is also afraid of an accident, after all, there is only one head left, and he can't afford to hurt it.
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[Congratulations on unlocking the character: Angry Führer]