There was a tense chirping sound outside the classroom window, which was an extremely harsh noise for most adults, but the most beautiful music for every student, and every time you heard this sound, it meant that the two-month-long summer life was coming.

The first grade of Yangjiang No. 3 Middle School is taking the final English test, and the English test paper in front of him is the same for Zhang Jiaming, who has passed the sixth level of English, as taking a picture literacy test for a high-achieving student in the Chinese department.

Zhang Jiaming completed the English test paper in less than ten minutes, and Sun Xiucai, who was at the same table, copied Zhang Jiaming's test paper one by one.

Zhang Jiaming smiled and whispered to his tablemates: "Sun Shucheng, my test paper is going for a full score of 100 points, you have to think twice!" ”

Sun Xiucai whispered: "During the midterm exam, I wore a gang because of this, and I don't forget the teacher of the future, no, I have to make a few mistakes to not suspect it." ”

Sun Xiucai said that he deliberately changed the answer a few more times with an eraser dipped in saliva, Zhang Jiaming saw it in his eyes, smiled and shook his head.

After the last English test on the afternoon of June 30th, it means that the colorful summer life has begun, Zhang Jiaming and Lu Xiaokun pushed their bicycles at the school gate and waited for Zhang Jiali to come out, and then went home together, in order not to leave Xiao Bin with the opportunity to contact his sister again, Zhang Jiaming has been going home with his sister after school this semester.

Just as Zhang Jiaming and Lu Xiaokun were standing at the school gate discussing where to go to play during the summer vacation, Lin Na came out with a bicycle and smiled and took out four performance scrolls from her schoolbag and said: "I want to participate in the art show held by the Municipal Party Committee at 8 o'clock in the evening to commemorate the 67th anniversary of the founding of the Communist Party of China. ”

"Xiaokun and I are discussing where to go to play at night, listen to you, we have a place to go tonight!" Zhang Jiaming said with a smile.

"I still have to hurry up and go to the rehearsal, so I won't talk to you, I'll go first." After Lin Na finished speaking, she rode her princess car and left in a hurry.

"Bye-bye!" Looking at Lin Na's distant back, Zhang Jiaming just put his hand down, and felt the BB machine in the schoolbag vibrating.

Zhang Jiaming took out the BB machine and saw that sure enough, a message was sent: Brother Jiaming, Sister Jiayoko has arrived in Yangjiang, if it is convenient for you now, come and pick up your sister, okay?

"Oh! Buy Karma! Zhang Jiaming shouted happily, and then said to Lu Xiaokun, who was confused: "Xiaokun, I'm going to pick up Teacher Cang at the train station now, you follow my sister to my house for dinner, and help me take my schoolbag home by the way, let's meet at the door of the Shengli Grand Theater at eight o'clock in the evening, and then go in to watch the performance together." ”

After Zhang Jiaming finished speaking, he handed his schoolbag to Lu Xiaokun, and left happily on his bicycle, leaving Lu Xiaokun talking to himself in the same place, "Teacher Chang? How I don't know pinch! ”

Zhang Jiaming came to the railway station square and saw Sister Kayoko waiting at the exit of the station, Kayoko has the same short ear-length hair as the famous Japanese movie star Yamaguchi Momoe, with rhinestone studs on both earlobes, wearing a light pink large-necked open waist silk shirt on the upper body, wearing a beige one-step skirt on the lower body, and a pair of white high heels of nearly ten centimeters.

Zhang Jiaming saw that there were three gossip gangsters who were pestering Jiayozi, one of the tattooed gangsters he still knew, when he practiced selling firecrackers during the Spring Festival of 84, it was the kid in front of him who was almost broken by the old bastard grandfather's iron ball.

In the face of this situation, Kayoko, who is in a foreign country, also dares to be angry and dare not speak, Zhang Jiaming guesses that Kayoko must be constantly scolding in his heart, Bage Yalu!

Seeing that the behavior of a few thugs was getting more and more out of line, Zhang Jiaming hurriedly parked his bicycle in the storage area and rushed over quickly, "Hey, hey! What do you want to do! ”

Several gangsters were also stunned by Cheng Yanjin, who was killed halfway, Zhang Jiaming didn't leave them a chance to shout at all, pointed to one of the tattooed man's legs and said, "Your leg is good, isn't it?" Okay, the scar forgets the pain, doesn't it? ”

The tattooed man was stunned again, his lips moved and he just wanted to speak, but Zhang Jiaming preemptively said: "My name is Zhang Jiaming!" Why don't you know each other? Do you want me to call the lame man over and say this? ”

"Who am I? It turned out to be Zhang Shao, misunderstanding and misunderstanding, we were just joking with this eldest sister, Zhang Shao, don't take it to heart! ”

The tattooed man apologized to Zhang Jiaming in the signature salute pose from Chow Yun-fat's shootout film, and at the same time greeted the two accomplices: "Don't look at the paralysis!" Let's go! ”

The two thugs swallowed a few mouthfuls of spit, and followed the tattooed man away step by step, Zhang Jiaming said in his heart, in the face of a stunner like Sister Kayoko, any male animal will be unable to extricate himself!

After only a few steps away, a thug couldn't help but ask, "Brother Qiang, what is the origin of this kid, who scared you like this just by saying two words?" ”

The tattooed man scolded: "Paralyze, you know a fart!" Have you ever heard of the little bad seeds? According to our boss's analysis, the head of the little bad seed may have been destroyed by this Zhang Shao! Don't look at this person's age, but there is a master behind him, even if our boss comes today, we have to give him three points! ”

Faintly hearing a few lines of dialogue from this family, Zhang Jiaming smiled, the master behind me is myself in my previous life, okay?

Zhang Jiaming helped Sister Kayoko pull the suitcase, raised his hand to stop a taxi, and instructed the driver: "Go to Jiangcheng Hotel!" ”

Zhang Jiaming and Kayoko sat side by side in the back seat, the whole carriage was filled with the fragrance emanating from Kayoko's body, the old driver in his fifties kept looking at Kayoko through the rearview mirror, if it wasn't for his old face, Zhang Jiaming really wanted to remind him, pay attention to safety, don't be distracted, and look straight ahead!

Kayoko looked at Zhang Jiaming with a pair of big talking eyes and asked, "Brother Jiaming, are you a member of the gang?" ”

Zhang Jiaming smiled and imitated the tone of the devil in the anti-Japanese film and said: "I am a good citizen!" Don't drop the bad guys! ”

"I don't believe in drops! How do you explain what happened just now? Kayoko's original Japanese accent was also brought out by Zhang Jiaming.

Zhang Jiaming smiled and explained in standard Mandarin: "Actually, I know their boss, and as soon as I mention their boss's name, they give me face, it's as simple as that." ”

The train station is only a ten-minute drive from the Jiangcheng Hotel, and the two of them talked and arrived at their destination in a blink of an eye.

After Zhang Jiaming settled Kayoko in Jiangcheng Hotel, he proposed: "Sister Kayoko, I'll take you out to dinner now, and then how about we go to the theater to watch the theatrical performance together?" ”

"Yes, yes! My sister likes to watch theatrical performances the most, Brother Jiaming, let's hurry up now! Kayoko took Zhang Jiaming's hand and said happily.

"Good drops! I first took my sister to our most famous Sanzhen Zhai in Yangjiang to eat dumplings. Zhang Jiaming said and walked out of the room hand in hand with Kayoko.

Zhang Jiaming's steps were in a hurry, Kadaiko couldn't take a step in a one-step skirt, and the heels on his feet were too high, so he had to passively take small steps and follow Zhang Jiaming all the way trotting, and he almost fell down without paying attention.

Zhang Jiaming was intoxicated for a moment, but Kayoko didn't treat him as an adult, gently pinched Zhang Jiaming's nose and said with a smile: "Brother Jiaming, can you go slower, I almost let my sister fall just now." ”

"Okay sister, I'll go slower." Zhang Jiaming said.

Helping people in times of crisis, leaving a lingering fragrance, Zhang Jiaming took Kayoko's soft and smooth little hand to the door of the hotel, got into a taxi, and went straight to the century-old brand - Sanzhen Zhai.

"Sister, are you still used to eating dumplings here?" Zhang Jiaming asked, his vocal cords had begun to change at first glance, but when he listened closely, he was still childish.

Kayoko nodded frequently and replied, "Well, it's delicious!" I don't know why there is no such food sold in Zhongshan, where I went to school? ”

Zhang Jiaming explained: "Dumplings are the food of the northern region of our country, and Zhongshan belongs to the south, and people there are not interested in eating dumplings. ”

"I see, it seems that learning Chinese culture will give you more to go around." Kayoko said with deep feelings.

After eating and drinking, Zhang Jiaming said: "After dinner, walk a hundred steps to live to ninety-nine, Sister Kadaiko, let's walk to the theater, okay?" ”

Kayoko said: "After eating, walk a hundred steps and live to ninety-nine!" I learned another Chinese idiom, and my sister and my younger brother Jiaming lived to be ninety-nine years old! ”

After Kayoko said this, she got up and took Zhang Jiaming's hand and walked out, Zhang Jiaming corrected her with a smile: "Sister, that sentence should not be counted as an idiom, to be precise, it should be a colloquialism." ”

"I'm wrong again, Chinese culture is indeed broad and profound!" Kayoko said.

Hearing the idiom broad and profound, Zhang Jiaming smiled obscenely, this word has later been distorted by the majority of netizens into another meaning, facing the burning eyes of other male animals in the hotel, Zhang Jiaming took the hand of Kayoko's sister and walked straight out.